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01x16 - The Littlest Brattleborg

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x16 - The Littlest Brattleborg

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let me help I'm a beetle board okay

thank

[Music]

you uhoh I got into do

[Applause]

[Music]

something can i b this please thank

you I'll protect

you

[Music]

see I became a Beetleborg about uh 3 and

1 half years ago and I went to

Beetleborg St school isn't that lovely

thank you Mr Beetleborg it's my job

remember safety first you should be more

careful kids always look both ways

before they cross the street

I'm not a kid I'm a beetle boor you're

not a

Beetleborg Oliver what are you doing

here your bus wasn't supposed to arrive

till this afternoon you couldn't tell it

was me you thought I was a real Beetle

board yeah you really had me fold yeah

oh guess what mom said I can stay with

you and Drew for a whole week yes gee

that's great

oh what took you guys so long sorry

we're late yeah we're with Oliver who's

Oliver hey guys wait for me that's

Oliver he's the most annoying cousin in

the whole world he's visiting from Ro

Island Oliver this is Wallen hi

hi uh sorry my hand sticky had an ice

cream cone for lunch okay everybody

scrunch together so I can get a

picture oh okay okay every we SC

together okay don't you have enough

pictures say cheese

Chee comic books I'm the biggest beetle

born fan ever my mom made me this suit

I've read this one I've read this one

come on guys let's go to hillers can I

go sorry Oliver you can't come why not

because Hillhurst is haunting you'd be

too scared there's no such thing as a a

haunted house besides I'm not afraid of

anything that's what you think you stay

here with n come on hey wait a

minute did I hear someone call my

name

Rollin guess

[Music]

not come on come on guys let's go see

what flabber is up to right behind you

FL

[Music]

[Music]

absolutely it's just an old dusty

Mansion there's no such thing as a

haunted

[Music]

house hey hey FL what's up flabby you

[Music]

flister greetings boor dudes what are

you doing up here oh spring cleaning but

it's not even spring no no no no

no spring

clinging come on

guys r Joe where are

you

[Music]

this place doesn't scare

[Music]

me you guys hear something

[Music]

no where am

I guys where are

you real bu I've seen better costumes

than

[Music]

Halloween of course he thinks you're

scary yes he was just in denial in fact

I'm scared of you right now yeah

[Music]

sure we're really sorry about this flab

yeah but it's really not our fault he

told Oliver not to come I guess he must

have followed us here

Oliver who's Oliver he's our cousin but

he's so annoying yeah I wish he would

leave us alone where'd you find that kid

it's just he's always bugging us

definitely he's such a nerd oh I bet

there's something good about him if you

just give him a chance come on guys

after all he's family right my cousins

don't like

me I bet they'd like me if I was a

beetle boy

[Music]

Beetle

B Beetle

blast

[Music]

yeah don't cry I'll help you what's

wrong are you a real Beetleborg uh sure

you don't look like a real Beetleborg

well I am what's wrong

[Music]

my kite it's stuck in the tree can you

get it I'm afraid of

heights Beetle Bergs aren't afraid of

heights I'll do

[Music]

it I'm almost

there

Look Out

[Applause]

Below thank you Mr

Beetleborg Well ma'am it's my

job see I told you I was a real Beatle

Bo huh expecting someone else who are

you don't play dumb with me beetle

Bo did your mom make you that

costume what will you look up ugly and

stupid like the real noxic spare me to

flattery bug you're

history where's holiver where's who we

left him here I haven't seen

anyone I don't know he can get in a lot

of trouble in that Beetle Bo

[Music]

costume starting to feel bad about

ditching them like that me too Meo

come on we have to find him so now that

we got ourselves a Beetleborg what do we

do with him you know he doesn't look

like a Beetleborg to me then look again

of course he's a Beetleborg just keep

your mouth shut will you what mouth I'm

hungry oh yeah well you'll get something

to eat just as soon as you tell us where

the other Beetleborgs are really what

are we

having anything you you want just tell

us where the other beef boards are well

if we get pizza I don't want any

pepperoni last time I had pepperoni I

got sick in my aunt's station wagon

thanks for sheding okay okay how about

sausage and

mushroom stop it that's ridiculous yeah

she's right what's the point of eating

pizza without any pepperoni well got an

answer to that Mr Smarty bud no

pepperoni

[Music]

where could he be I don't know man I've

looked everywhere

everywhere this looks like a case fall

inspector flabber

SCA what we need here is logic let's

take a look at the facts of the case

shall we the subject's name Oliver his

age 10 he was last seen where Zoom

Comics then using my powers of deduction

[Music]

I can only conclude that Oliver is

[Music]

right oh right Blue Suede

Shoes may I go for a best two out of

three this puts us right back where we

started okay V sure you get in the back

because you're tall J you in front I

like what is going on here these

pictures are a waste of time everyone

smile I can't I don't have a

[Music]

mouse wa wait wait let's take another

one okay okay vexer take a picture of me

fighting nox you know this camera gives

me an idea remember our old friend the

phot tominator the phot tominator the

phot tominator oh yes yes I remember him

I remember him the vinator will take

care of

[Music]

everything I hope it's cheese I hope

it's pepperoni no just

cheese

uhhuh yeah yeah oh this is going to be

great my new

clothes

[Music]

where are the B

boards

Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver

Oliver hey

look5 for I smell Beetleborg the pH

tominator looks like the bag of for are

up to no good time to bug out beetle

buers beetle black

Big

B Big

[Music]

B we'll take care of this guy in a Flash

no

problem now it's my

turn

[Music]

get those bugs what is going on here

this isn't the way it was supposed to

happen

[Music]

H tyus noxic something's gone wrong it

looks like the photomin is going to need

our help but who's going to guard the

beetle boorg you noxic you stay here why

me he's so

annoying okay okay we'll do rock paper

scissors paper covers rock scissors cut

paper rock smashes scissors all right

ready ready 1 2 you lose hey wait a

minute wait a minute that's not fair I

went ready a come on guys come on don't

leave me here with that

bre

[Music]

those magnif jet fighters have failed us

[Music]

again

and this is the song I wrote about the

beetle

boards I can't believe that Jara and

thus left me here with with this I don't

think those other two monsters like you

very much what do you mean kid I heard

them talking about you and they said you

were dead

wait what does that mean it means that

you should mind your own business they

said said you had bad breath woo they

were

right this place is boring let me go

you're not going anywhere let me go let

me go let me go let me go let me

go I can't take it

anymore go

away enough is

[Music]

enough

cool the real we

Wars focus on this go go yeah you're

Doom go ahead take your best shot

SM

would you like eight by 10 of your

demise it's time to put this lens cap on

and see what develops from there let's

shut down this shutter BG Hunter claw

Stinger blade stri a blaster let's do it

do

[Music]

it a say

[Music]

[Music]

goodbye

wo great yeah now that's what I call a

photo

finish I just hope it's not cheese pizza

again guess what cheese

pizza

[Music]

[Laughter]

way to go guys now all we have to do is

find Oliver

right Oliver wow that was really cool

Oliver are you okay I'm fine but how do

you know my name oh uh our Beetle

scanners can detect things like that but

what happened to you the magnor captured

me cuz I was pretending to be a beetle

boorg why' you do that I thought my

cousins would like me more if I was a

Beetleborg where did you get that idea I

heard them talking about me oh Oliver

you don't have to be someone else to

impress people you just have to be

yourself but what about my cousins you

know I'm sure your cousins feel really

bad about what they said yeah really

really bad yeah I bet they like you just

the way you are

thanks how about a

picture yeah yeah sure all right

[Music]

then all right we did it

guys and then I outwitted the magnor

escaped from the tomb and met the beetle

bgs that's a very interesting story

Oliver are you sure that's exactly how

ited

happened well aren't you leaving

something

El sort of is there something else you

want to tell us yeah now that I know you

guys like me I'm going to stay in

charville for another

week what did we get ourselves

[Music]

into oh