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01x22 - Space Case

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x22 - Space Case

Post by bunniefuu »

next on savon's big bad Beetleborgs we

have come to observe your lifestyle how

you live where you sleep watch you eat

there's something spicy about those two

we want to know more you are coming with

us back to our planet what are we going

to do can the beetle boorg zap these

space apps attack we've got to stop them

there's only one thing to do Panic these

beans then you're never going to eat

those are Beam Beam big deal hold this

right Metal's no match for

Meers do

it did you guys see that must be Magnum

or jet Maneuvers VX got him working

overtime get real that was no fighter

jet of ours that wasn't even from the

comic well if it's not from the comic

then where's it from outter space come

on whatever it was it landed over by

hillers

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on Earth we must speak as they do right

you got it dude avoid dialects right now

we must assume human likenesses prepare

to trans

Mori

how do we look through these they are

called

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eyes no is our appearance

acceptable I

suppose no life forms

visible

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W no life forms what about us baby yeah

don't you come any closer we're working

this side of the street you yo-yos yeah

life form's more hostile than

anticipated oh oh that looks tasty give

me that noxy I tell him I'm hungry I say

it

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now you have consumed security data well

excuse me Vex is going to love you too

you're coming with us do not attempt to

use

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Force I got it boys come on Run come on

let's get out of

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here initial contact with earthlings a

failure proceeding to other site other

site that structure

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sure want to see my new

trick we've seen all your

tricks whoa what's going

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on

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what was that all about ask Mr Magic I

didn't make the bonders appear how could

I make all that weird stuff happen maybe

it was the magnor we need to talk to

Flubber something Mega strange is going

on let's

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go you say these Spacemen are not from

the comic they're vicious and have a

powerful weapon that's right boss they

were horrible terrible lovely bring the

aliens to me immediately

wow these aliens will help bring an end

to the beetle

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BS

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wow

oh me you such a dog you to L on your

Halls what dance is this R say it's the

Fox Trot what's up with you f you a

dancer well there was this one dance

which one the Fango

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oh

excellent what's going on here music

dead yeah

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weird we come in

peace that's funny because I'm falling

to

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pieces

we have come to observe your

lifestyle well uh where are you guys

from anywhere

tupo

Transylvania how about that the old

country

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yes we want to learn about your life

here how you live where you sleep what

you eat your

reporters is this for the

newspaper the Transylvania Gazette oh

they got to be

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legit good idea a house tour we start

with my room you need to take lots of

pictures my room's the first one we can

startop there come on

I'm

what there's something Spacey about

those two

robber boarding somewhere that's just it

the beetle bonders appeared without our

calling for them yeah the cash register

and the adding machine went

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haywire electromagnetic

disturbances what can cause that slabber

atmospheric interference from the

landing of an alien

spacecraft

aliens and they up

stairs come

on this trul cross bace is famulous my

room's way

better about to make my

bed earthlings sleep in boxes

okay here's the plan my room's next come

on now we can't sleep other

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way charge here yeah yeah yeah Frankie

like they care they just want to see my

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room earthlings of absorb huge voltages

of energy they're beginning to seem a

little

odd oh

wait oh wait don't go in there he's got

to

please earthlings Harbor

parasites now for the finale follow

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me

me my room Simply the Best maybe but I

like my cofin ah but my sarcophagus is

tops in Comfort dark Cozi and

claustrophobic great huh and get a load

of this advanced technology guaranteed

to knock your sequence off

watch bet you don't have stuff like that

where you're from earthlings are

ridiculously primitive well that's the

tour guys so which issue of the

Transylvania Gazette are we going to be

in I'll want to order extra copies for

my

money now how about some

pictures now where those two space dudes

run off to I hope they have more of

those recording devices they look yummy

oo look what I found Footprints and they

lead right up to Hiller's house what are

we waiting for let's get them let's

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get look out here they come oh what do

you think of the little pad here it's

not much but we like to call it home

organic space we want to know more

you're coming with us uhoh you see we we

don't get out much you are coming with

us back to our

planet

planet you must comply uh well if you

put it that

way run

[Applause]

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run

we've got to stop them I've got an idea

MH guys I hope she has a good plan my

legs they're paralyzed mine

too this will slow him

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down they didn't see us wa these guys

are

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strong you do space cets are coming with

us the Hostile

earthlings now they think the magnor are

earthlings stay down and be

quiet guys why don't you take them yeah

them

we'll take all of

you what are we going to do there's only

one thing to

do

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Panic this is not

f everything is ready for departure haa

haa you know it might be nice to have

this house all to myself flabber oh

you're right um we know what to do

flabber you do time to

Bard

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big hold it right there

look unparalyzed their legs

now more unusual Earth specimens we'll

take them

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too nobody's taking anyone

anywhere wait all right got it give I'm

up

here

are you do ready to

surrender I am compelled to use my

massive physical capabilities then that

makes this a fair

fight that's going to hurt you

okay

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[Applause]

team

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come on hurry do

it okay one potato two potato

three

okay

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nobody tries to take me to another

planet gets away with

it

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oh I don't care what F says I'm not

going after those guys again we're not

with our jet

fighter we'll blast the rocket ship to

Siberia those space creps are never

going home

all right what do you two have to say

for yourselves we meant no harm we

returned specimens after

observation how would you feel if you

were stranded on a strange Planet ow I

hear magnavore jet they flew over the

house which can only mean one thing th

after your

spacecraft the mother ship and the

magners will get it too we don't stop

them right away where is it near the

geometrical metal structure the power

lines let's go you guys hide behind you

good luck okay here we go Beetle battle

base

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yeah all right online let's do

[Applause]

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it

got the Jets in my

radar and let's chase them into the

sun wait for me

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Drew

I've got mag more fire jets all over me

I got them

R hey Le it for

me

getting

cream you better move up to the big time

calling garganus

yeah St him up

guys

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fire yeah nailed him

oh no no a look at him scatter the Fredy

again you guys are going the wrong way

come back turn around hey unbelievable

but will we K vexor we'll just tell him

what we always tell him then you blew

it

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heyu magn ofo didn't get anywhere near

their

target now the space boys can go home

full of beeds of flabber great job you

[Music]

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guys yeah all right

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our ship it's safe and you're free to

return home we are grateful to you

earthlings but now we have to say

goodbye earthlings are not appropriate

subjects for our

research too weird I'll tell you what

we'll take that as a compliment thank

you thank you thank you farewell live

long in

fbot fbot fbot see

you

fbot

goodbye

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[Applause]

sayara

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byby okay back

now what do you think they meant

earthlings are too weird well come to

think of it they never even saw a real

human humans out

there

weird humans

weird we're not weird you're

weird

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guys here we go

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again