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01x25 - Fangs Over Charterville

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x25 - Fangs Over Charterville

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k where are the

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children

what have we

here you are cly invited to a flatastic

breakfast of some food prepared by the

Great Master Chef jock Z flab flabber

cooking there's a scary

thought

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Bingo they're here all right let me

see FL hey

FL hey guys look at this immediate

seating available in the dining room

dining room oh yummy looks like we're

right on time I think breakfast just

arriv

breakfast we're not breakfast we're

guests now this is a

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meal come on this way off to

them he

you

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capure that

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breakfast

come uhoh oh

no I'm star let's

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see

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voila right on

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time is no s this way to be seated huh

kids and ghouls party of

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seven now I get it this is the breakfast

was I thinking

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man let Kung geek do something out here

and today we're going to get the proof

surveillance commences at 1100 hours

yeah let's

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go we'll find out what they're up to

once and for all

yeah they're running some kind of

restaurant they're trying to eat us sure

well we thought you were the breakfast

yeah I have been sing over a hot stove

all

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morning uh what are we

having yeah flabber what is all this

stuff

voila Pizza Pizza my

pancake and ice cream you call that

breakfast a big bowl of worms Now That's

What I Call

breakfast slime

juice kid pot pie yeah now bang we'll

have none of that these are our friends

yeah looks like we'll have to find our

own breakfast a good oldfashioned

breakfast

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Blood come on yeah we're out of here

some

breakfast go ahead woopy take a

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bite

Tri stop crowding man I'm trying to take

a picture what are you talking about I'm

not then

who now this is

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breakfast what was all that screaming

a o

breakfast delightful bouquet Northern

California 1982 and 1983 I

believe

children oh no Fang what' you do this m

m mighty tasty yeah and I Mighty

hungry what should we do oo sleep I ate

too

much we better do something before they

bite somebody like us just Bor out no we

can't hurt

them I got

it yeah

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Co show drew that I'll hold him

yeah

let's fly this C they're not worth the

trouble yeah we'll find a better meal in

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town flab we need to find a way to turn

the back into humans what are we going

to do and you need to talk to F we'll be

in town looking for those vampire

wannabes

yeah guys

I need everybody's

help if we don't find a cure in those

old books well there's going to be a lot

of angry villagers out there with

burnning

torches and we've all been through that

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before yeah I

remember what

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darn I almost had that little

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lady this stuff just doesn't taste the

same we need blood come I know where we

can find Shi

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pickings hello chaville where did

everybody go huh Wow we must have

already scared them all away yeah baby

we're getting

good hey let's trash the store and we'll

take back as much stuff as we can carry

yeah and show Vex are how truly bad we

can be it'll be a piece of cake oh yeah

I can really go for some cake yummy dius

you're such a pig that's brilliant a pig

let's call porkasaurus he can Trash the

store and devour the beetle

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bgs

thank you for attending our annual blood

drive hi I just need to ask you a

c I'll be right

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back Mommy

Mommy time to pick

out Hey where's all the 3D food two

dimensional food is the

worst I think I'm about to taste my din

again

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oh

papa

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there how's that it looks great but we

were supposed to be at the blood drive

an hour

ago whoa you guys in a rush has anyone

seen vanon trip you guys are looking for

vanon trip uh are you feeling

okay oh

no

what's gotten into you

guys hunger

hang but now it's lunch

time now I'm sure there's some rational

explanation for this boys if you just uh

you just you

just we can't transform everyone will

see us if we don't B and trip will turn

us into vampires

too hey

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kids bad news jar noxic and tyus are

causing some FL Tropic troubles but we

need to Bard action we got trouble over

here yeah we need that vampire cure

right now yeah still working on it but

whatever you do don't let them taste

blood after that there's no s it back in

the meantime try some garlic on

him

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s thanks hey yeah you got to pay for

that

sorry time to quench our

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thirst get back get

back how about some ging

fellas all right guys I think it's worth

it look all the blood we can have a v

yeah and it's easy to

get let's hurry I'm getting

thirsty lber better figure something out

fast yeah but right now we better Bor

and find out what jar oxic and tyus are

up

to

you know what to do be

bun Big

B

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big this will be better than a roll in

the m parkur This Little Piggy is going

wee we we all the way

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home no one sending porkasaurus back to

the comic book not by the hair of his

chinny chin

chin and I'm

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hungry look there's where they keep the

blood and now we

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drink I'm getting a transmission hey

kids I found the Cure what do you want

us to do fber in

1724 Lord Nabis of Carpathia was beaten

by a vampire but saved by a kiss a kiss

a kiss from his daughter Genevie a

warrior princess who was pure of heart

but where are we going to find you were

your princess oh no you can't me me

you'll have to hurry B and trip are at

the blood drive all

right let's finish

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him I'm on

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it okay that's all the jet fighters I'll

go after porkasaurus you two take care

of tyus and then catch up great idea Joe

thanks let's go

yeah where are

you what's wrong did beex send you out

on a fight all alone I don't need any

help to handle you I wouldn't be so sure

at least I can count on my friends to

help when I need it not this time oh

yeah I've got him

Rolland are you all right don't mess

with the fiend and green till next time

be need

boards we'll get them later ran come on

Facey P chop you're cook

yeah that'll do p Sonic

Blazers yeah that's great good job

guys

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look at all this

Blood had

lost hold it you two good you guys still

haven't taken your first drink yet

there's still time to save you beets get

them you can't bite our armor be kidding

what do you guys think you're

doing all right come on Joe transform

and kiss them before they turn into bats

again hurry I always get stuck doing all

the dirty work but fine out a girl Joe

oh

back it's bad enough they vanon trip cuz

they're ping Slammy too just think of it

as strictly superhero

business it's your

prince glad it's not

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me where's that

soap I sure hope it

works you ready Drew you bet

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back it

worked

what

where are we oh what happened

Joe

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what pancakes waffles FL this breakfast

is just as disgusting as the last

one now friends let's try this again no

well all right B

FL all right worms yumy Oh

myy Oh yes M

yeah oh looks great flabber oh

thanks

good well okay I'll take a look but huh

and what is this oh kind to be a critic

about it huh just try

it it's black pudding a traditional

Scottish breakfast made from cow's blood

and um and fried up with Highlander oats

shaken not

stirred he won't eat it fangy hates

everything don't you

come on fangula give it a try go ahead

don't be so baddy try

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it well what do you

think he likes it hey

fangy hey Fang if you want to eat more

people food Joe here could give you a

kiss and make you mortal

again

kiss the girl

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