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01x27 - The Rise of the Blaster Borg (Part 2)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x27 - The Rise of the Blaster Borg (Part 2)

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[Music]

everybody you all get a chance to get

the new be coming son you know we're

going to run

out you tell them

that Josh

[Music]

hi thanks for saving our spot D it hey

that's what we pay him

for I assume Money

Talks we'll buy every copy you have of

the new issue why so you can sell them

outside for twice the

price no way

dco only one copy per customer if you're

luy H mom you didn't leave your muffins

in the oven again did you that's no

smoke alarm Dudley somebody stealing our

limo that is a civil defense siren must

B tac's under

attack dcky coverly Shield us with your

body it's got to be Shadow board yeah

let's

go

[Music]

don't worry H I'll protect

you m don't worry yeah man don't worry

we'll find out what's happening let's

go

[Music]

that was

[Music]

close Shadow down here I can here come

on

don't worry Heather I'll get you

[Music]

home

Heather Heather will

go you all right my

leg don't worry Heather I'll get you to

a

doctor

[Music]

so you finally showed up there's

something different about you I know

without your armor you look so much

smaller if we could Bor this would be

the time well we got to try be

buers this can't be happening your

history try me

shadowborg

you can run but you can't hide we've got

to stop him try using your powers Drew

I'll give the

[Music]

shot not very

impressive okay maybe this will stop

them o

[Music]

spy what come on Joe you can do it go go

don't let him push you out get him come

on come on

concentrate there you go Jo do

it yeah all right he's losing

[Applause]

no

sweat he's too

strong what do you say we have a little

fun

K you're not going

[Music]

anywhere little Frozen Beetle pops Now

That's What I Call cool this is just the

beginning kitties I've got a feeling

we're going to be having a lot of fun

together without your precious Powers

you're at my

Mercy wa that was horrible I was

paralyzed so why are we okay it's just

like he's playing a game with us his

powers are awesome we got to get ours

back and now Lover's got to help help us

I want to make sure Dad and Nano are all

right and Heather too come on we can

stop on the way to

Hillhurst now hold still Aon I know it

hurts

dad you okay oh somebody elbowed me on

the way

out ow and look at all those comic books

unsold I could have sold him the

tripping van where's Heather she's at

the hospital but not to worry maybe a

broken leg but she'll be all right Josh

is with her he's really quite a hero he

saved her life yeah cool right

[Music]

now and we brought you this you

shouldn't have but we did it's

just us another example of how charming

and thoughtful we we are oh yeah hey

guys back off give some

room Josh saved my

life oh really what he do Comm

land11

Heather hi Drew hey guys where you been

so nice you could drop by not yeah when

danger rears its ugly head the dwe run

home to hide in

bed I broke my leg Drew but I'm okay

Josh my life Josh Sav my life well I'm

glad you're

okay chocolates Josh gave them to me I'm

not hungry no thanks

[Music]

guys

SL right glad you're okay Heather but um

we got to go right guys yeah bye Heather

later here you go

[Music]

good brunch is served no way you ghouls

not now no

[Music]

how

yes

go get him

[Music]

[Music]

Drew

yeah better watch

it no I gets away with treating just

like that we're

Monsters come on Wolfie come on

boy not me I believe

it just drop it okay if you

insist

That's What I Call heavy reading

material CL we need your help right now

only if you're in a hurry

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

emergency Shadow BG's got our powers and

we have to get them back yeah he's

wearing them like trophy jewels on his

chest yeah he was awesome before and now

that he has our powers

too FL is that all you can

say can you help with

[Music]

flabber let's play

[Music]

SES

[Music]

uh

painting

[Music]

artist H treasure no oops not supposed

to talk

fortunes Art Fortunes the creator of

beetle work comic

yes

maybe there it is I hope this works it

has

[Music]

to go away there's nobody

here our fortunes please this is an

emergency really no thanks I already

gave it the the office wait a minute

this is the office I'll get the door

Drew

nice what are you

doing can't you see I'm trying to

work now who are you and what do you

want we're The Beetleborgs and we need

your help I created the beetle borgs you

sniffling little sniff

right flabber brought them out of the

comics and gave us their

powers you Coco Loco goon bite I'm

calling the

compas check this

out hey what are you doing what she

doing no now hey leave that put that

down I told you we're the beetle

do I look stupid never mind don't answer

that question come with us and we'll

prove it come with you where it's a

haunted house flabber lives there

flabber haunted house

I I don't

know hey what are you doing where are we

going what what's this all about come on

where we what's going on here hey what

are you

going thank you very much okay all right

so it's an old house doesn't mean it's

haunted you know we could do this the

hard

way never

mind so what's the big deal you three

are just Fredy

cats I don't know what's so scary about

an old

hat

H wa dinner has arrived dinner and

you're the main course get

up come on through here don't let me run

you

over this

way you're gting on

it coming through

[Music]

hello not there

this

way hey here is let

[Music]

go

way you're

trapped W how could you w

in theel play s is heard a discouraging

in

[Music]

day I'm going out of here AR Art

Fortunes yeah is that

you

[Applause]

[Music]

ladies and

gentlemen our forun is ENT the

[Music]

building oh please don't hurt

[Music]

me we lost art and we can't find the

monsters Source flabber come

on

FL you all flippity J you make a

fantastic comic book character I can't

wait to draw you I would look good on

paper wouldn't

[Music]

[Laughter]

I there you

are I've explained everything to art

you'll help us that shadow Borg is

history yeah yes I'll get started right

away oh speaking of Shadow

Borg hurry Mr fortunes hurry hurry

[Music]

hurry Shadow bog is magnificent while he

distracts with destruction I want you

three to steal every comic book in

chatville okay but why because I told

you to nink poop yeah okay I'll summon

every monster from every comic book to

destroy chville now

go okay what do you think guys oh let me

take a

look I like

but he's got to be

strong of course he is a

Beetleborg and the shoulders can you

make them broad certainly

certainly enough already looking good Mr

fortunes thank you just a few final

touches we'll call him the

white let's see the

white something the white Blaster

Beetleborg yeah yeah yeah that's good

huh is it if I was in it Bri my mom

would have to call me

sunny okay flabber make him real well

who's it going to be we need a body a

body oh yeah

body just like I gave you powers from

the comic I need somebody to give these

Powers too I know Josh

Baldwin

yeah Josh Baldwin right a

Beetleborg just like

us I don't think

[Music]

so you got to do something if we don't

charville is

[Music]

toast trust me Mom you told me that when

you were a boy and you were supposed to

mow the lawn remember I know where all

our money is tied up in these Comics but

this place is a gold

mine wa looks like we hit the mega

jackpot Vex is going to be thrill you

guys going to a costume party this party

is over baby we're here for some comic

books yeah oh comics how many would you

like all of them uh we take cash uh

checks and all sorts of credit cards

take

this you too granny

[Music]

cakes

[Laughter]

now vexa can summon the monsters from

all these comics and the fun will really

begin