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01x36 - Operation Frankenbeans

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x36 - Operation Frankenbeans

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okay Wolfie you're

up yes all right W hey that was some

slick bowling Wolfie how going Wolfie

okay Frankie how many pins are still

standing all right I'll give you a hint

how many fingers am I holding up three

oh you're wasting your time Franken

beans has something wrong in his head

not his fault his genius father remember

bald baldy put his head together wrong

still there's no harm in trying best use

the boy for something that he's good

at who get that classic coffins book off

the

shelf too high can't reach idea idea

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look way to go

thanks hurry up Joe you walk too slow I

do

not hey look uhoh looks like trouble hey

Ice Cream dude what do we got to do to

get some service what do you want we

want all th the two flavors what do you

think we want are you ready boys that's

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him those three sure have been busy with

their mindless pranks lately this should

slow them

down that was

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cool yeah cool

totally he so basket kids again let's

make like a banana and split yeah let's

peel out of

here come on we better hurry we'll be

late for school

right you me late for school

again I wanted Tutti Frutti and what do

I get just you two fruits you calling

a this child is bickering at once sorry

oh great one but why we been doing all

these Petty crimes lately yeah you had

us running around stealing groceries

snatching purses dumping garbage it

doesn't make any sense was it's all part

of my master plan to destroy the beetle

Walls by keeping those kids busy dealing

with you they've had no time for school

soon they will fail school all together

and be ruined and if the kids are ruined

the beetle BS will be ruined

obser shall we let them finish lunch no

b no then let's send a squadron of

magnavore jets

I'm so far behind in my history class I

don't see any way I can pass the big

test this Friday yeah we've been so busy

fighting the magnor I've missed my

science class every day for 2 weeks and

I've got a big test this Friday too and

I've got a big math test at the end of

the

week well let's try not to miss class

this

time oh no mag we jet

fighters we're going to miss class again

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be

blockers

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be where are they there we better make

the snap come

on let's mobilize Beetle battle

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be I bet garas can help speed this up

stupid stupid

huh hey I've got it maybe your ears are

clogged and information can't get

in ear CL my clean

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now there's something you see every

day

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coming who is

it it is

I Dr Baron F Franken

beans I have

returned let me in you can't keep me out

let me in there what's all the F about

open this door

immediately it's Dr Franken

beans he's

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back

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thany nice job lame brain look what

you've done to the front door

silence I have an announcement there he

goes again ordering everybody around

we as I was saying I have returned

because I have found a way to repair the

floor in Frankie's cable

Matrix tight he means is ning you num

skull exactly you see this is not just

another Wiz IT no I am here to operate

on Frankie's brain

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I will make you a genius like me uh not

so smart as me perhaps but a genius

nonetheless No Lack of modesty there

silence you will all be needed to assist

in the operation we will begin a Morgan

Morgan who in the

morning my plan is working perfectly the

beetle bgs will soon be failing school

great box what do we do now you do

nothing that's the beauty of it issue

136 will do all the

work how's it going to do that like

this we're sunk the big test is tomorrow

I'm so far behind what am I going to do

hey look over there

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huh I've always wanted to destroy in 3D

Here We Go

Again ready yeah beers

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this is going to be

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fun

fine we are all set Frankie are you

ready Okie doie first we apply the

anesthetic maybe uh maybe we don't need

Anese

we must delicately remove the top of the

cranial

B let's see what we have here good grief

you left a huge mess in there what on

Earth is

this hey looking for that ah Franky

Franky what kind of baloney have they

been filling your head with

Hey look it's my M rang I've been

wondering where that

was yep still in a bad

mood it's time to operate suction

suction

suction suction suction electricity

electricity I need more power more power

you got to doc more

power I'll see you

later looks like a kitty but sounds like

a

chicken oh man we're late for school

again so what else is

new we have done all we can now Fe how

long can we know something doctor it is

hard to say Frankie is different from

most patients he heals very

quickly

look thanky my boy how are you feeling

feeling what an odd question I feel

topnotch of course your voice you're

speaking properly naturally how else

would one of my social statur speak if

not the queen means English Frankie

what's 2 * 2 same as it always has been

four 4 * 2 is 8 and 8 * 4 is 32 and 32 *

8 is

256 shall I continue no Frankie there is

no need I declare the operation a

success now come give your father a hug

you my father oh please don't be

silly such a small Cranium weak jaw

hardly the lineage that could Spa these

classic features Franky I I can't

believe my ears what you believe is of

no concern of mine now I must be off to

nearly to time but where will you go

well you could hardly AFF one of my

breeding to spend my leisure time with

riffraff like

yourself how frightfully gohost well I'm

off pip pip Tri and all

that

common that definitely wasn't the

Frankie we know and

love doctor what have you done what good

Heavens I've created a monster

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Franken beans wait you're you're all

dressed up what's going on not that it's

any of your business but it is time for

my daily Constitution I am taking my

faithful companion for a

walk here boy here boy

come boy come

Wy wow that was

weird oh no I was afraid he might show

up

excuse me but I've got some havit to

read come on we better make sure he gets

back to the

com what do you mean it's our fault

you're the mad

scientist you are the worst assistant I

have ever worked with a break well maybe

you can operate again and change him

back yeah you mean remove his

intelligence no I could never do that it

just isn't human but he isn't human now

he's a SN the new improved

Franken beans is no longer welcome in

our house you said it and

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now so you can see we've all been so

busy that we haven't had time to study

and we were hoping that you can make us

Geniuses Like You Did Franken beans no

children I have learned that there is no

shortcut to

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intelligence you must

study the Hoy pooy wasting time with

idle batter T tus I opposingly have

elected to review Shakespeare's

Sonics h

well I should leave you commoners to do

whatever it is you commoners

do I see what you mean what a snob but

we still have this big test SM what are

we going to

do do I smell a meal I thought I caught

the unmistakable scent of those tasty

Young mles

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I just had a

brainstorm mums is a math whiz he can

help Roland with his exam the count is

300 years old he can help Drew with his

history test Dr Franken beans can help

Joe with science we'll all join

together uh yeah but there's um one SL

problem I I think the monsters would

rather eat us than teach us intelligent

child I see your

point how about this I'll cook you all

big bad bug breakfast for a whole month

if you agree to help us out is it a deal

is that with worms on the side of course

with worms on the side we'll let you

know it's a deal yes

all right all right wonderful let's get

started what so exciting I can't believe

it

yes just call me air flabber hi you kids

what's up yes what's all the commotion

about crumb cakes thanks to your guys

help we all got straight A on our test

[Applause]

I heard the noise and thought it might

be something of Interest I can see I was

in error well

T what a wet

blanket what are we going to do all

right

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oh no it looks like Frankie took a

tumble everyone come in here Frankie are

you all right help him up speak to us

Frankie how do you

feel well he looks all right d did you

say

Daddy Franky my boy you're

back wait a minute we better make sure

Franken beans once two times

two five

totally Tim he's back and we hope you

never

change hey don't forget our deal count

you promised well the deal I was

thinking about that you said you'd cook

us breakfast uh-huh

but now it's lunch time

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