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01x44 - The Good, the Bad, and the Scary

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x44 - The Good, the Bad, and the Scary

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[Laughter]

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is not is not is not is not sucking

blood is not a scare tactic it's an

eating habit I still say that vampires

are a little bit scarier than mummies oh

yeah

watch that's pretty scary huh I bet you

couldn't pull that

off no but can you do

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this SE it Dar

it there he have to admit I'm

scar no way huh are you two at it again

mummies and vampires are both scary why

I'm scared of you both right

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now oh flabber pull yourself

together so we're too scary for you huh

not now I want you to both shake hands

there'll be no more of this I'm than you

I'm scarier than you I'm scarier than

you

stuff I'm going back to bed keep it down

to a door Roar

boys I still say I'd make a scarier

mummy than you oh please I'd make a much

scarier vampire than you well too bad

you can't prove

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it hey what's he up to

let's check it

out flabber faasm spell book of course

we'll find a spell to switch the

bodies then I'll show you who can be

scatter bunny you mean I'll show you how

to be a scary

vampire the kids we'll see who can

terrorize them into little

blun I can't

that Zoom Comics yeah Roland dear boy

it's flabber I need to see you guys

right away okay flabber we'll be right

there nice going it's a

gift don't make us go after him again

boss every time we try they turn into

Beetleborgs and clber us then capture

them before they call for their Beetle

bonders then they won't be able to

transform brilliant boss now

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go I don't get it why would flabber call

us on the

phone yeah usually it pops up in a

picture or a baseball card or something

like

that under renovation please use side

door something's not right maybe flabber

is just playing a joke on us no that's

not flabber style come

on here's just the

spatter he the Trap quick we got a

board too

late Flav riddle change the tide between

two Souls deep inside body switch with

another now one thinks they're the

other what's happening

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what happened hey guys I'm in nox's body

wa hey baby this feels all strange huh I

feel all scrawny we switched bodies with

the

magnor oh

no oh no let's scram these wimpy kid

bodies are no match for our magna or

might we've got to stop them before they

get away with our bodies yeah hey maybe

we got some of their powers let's see

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okay they've got our

powers these could be fun if you want to

have some real fun let's go to that

sappy comic book

store we got to get out of this net find

flabber hey if they have our powers

maybe we've got theirs good thinking

let's give it a

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shot it worked that was

weird can go get some sleep around

here hi flabber all right magnor I'll

take you all on

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where did that smell

go robber

listen stop it's

us yeah somehow we changed bodies with

the magnor

what Drew mhm Joe that's right flabber

Roland yeah it's me ow oh this is a bad

switcher Ro it's like like this we were

out on the porch and the magnor jumped

us and all of a sudden bam we turned

into the magnor and they turned into us

this sounds kind of

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fishy you got to help us get our bodies

back they have our powers which means

that they might be able to borb oh no

what if they could send us back into the

comics back into the comics

we have to get into town looking like

this we don't have any other

choice that spell had to land somewhere

keep looking we'll find it I'll see if I

can't get to the bottom of things

here I sure hope you can find a way to

switch us back oh I hear the kids let's

give them a really big scare

let's have some fun how often do we get

handed a chance like this let's do it

you're not the

kids I don't know how Aaron kept this

inventory

great oh Abby we need to talk oh um I

have to put in next month's orders well

um uh order what we did last week M I

got to go I'm showing a house over at

Old Wells

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Road oh there you kids are you be good

and help Nano out and I'll be back in a

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bit hey watch it lady

well it's about time you three showed up

now you watch the store while Heather

and I look at the new displays in the

back sure

thing do it come on

go oh there's some fresh baked cookies

on the

counter yummy oh boy snacks yeah yeah

let's get our stength up before we trash

the

place hey you kids learned some manners

or that sh the last batch of

cookies I love having a

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mouth well if it isn't the three little

piggies just some manners I'd expect

from these

DeWees they to really bug

me hey what's wrong with your voice

want to give some more grub let's go

baby

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let's look there they are come on

yeah he get back here with our

B hey I naed this in the comic store

give you any idea

that's grenade guy but he looks

different he sure does he's new and

improve after the borgs beat him to

pieces he'll keep those borgs

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busy yeah BL off grenade

gu oh no

incoming I got a surprise for you people

that's grenade guy I thought we

destroyed him they made him better in

isue 144 Remember come here you

hey guys I found out what happened get

back to Hillhurst fast let's go we can't

take care of grenade guy until we get

our bodies back in board right come

on oh my aing back oh that's a rough way

down how dare you oh I'm not worthy I'm

not worthy kids I hate kids no boss it's

us we stole the budes from the kids good

work huh how do I know it's you H just

look in my eyes

baby you're making us look bad enough

proof don't you Nick Witch know what

this means now you can become Beetle

bsuh we can well let's give it a

try be bonders

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big

big look at me I'm a beetle

boy now you ruin the beetle BG's

reputation get out there and do bad

Deeds give it up lady no and don't

forget to tell your friends the B for

didy

hi Mr ice cream man

time don't worry we can help ourselves

[Applause]

bye hello there everyone oh you're

looking

well oh nice to meet you here try some

pepperoni this is one

tce your

life to

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go this me boy stops a blast no kidding

What's Next he we'll give flabber a

little bad Bo treatment your own

baby FL it's us your pal the beetle boy

come on I don't play with us how rude

looks like we'll have to go in now let

me show you how this thing

works after you you're too

kind we're sending you back to the

fourth dimension you pesty fasm we're

not going to give up without a fight you

imposters what he

said light her up f

Ready

Aim

no hold it right there not so fast you

Beetle wannabes let's get

him

armat we're going to send you guys hand

those little bodies of ours back to the

comic books y get

it didn't work we canceled each other

we're going to cancel you

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permanently quick FL do your Stu go bang

hurry it up will you what's going on I

think it's time for a little switcher

room mistakes are made oh quite often

pull the spirits from their C

grm GM FM gong put them back where they

belong you're not going

anywhere it worked I'm me again me too

all systems a

okay I can't believe this happened I was

just getting used to the run's body time

for you three to go back into the

comments yeah not this time count us

out oh man we got away yeah that's okay

we'll get them next time the important

thing is we're ourselves again yeah

that's true I am so glad we're back in

our own

body come along with your

powers and you better put them to good

use and fast grenade guys causing all

kinds of troubles in town oh no where is

he let's look he's headed for the

junkyard all the old Machinery there

he'll be able to make himself even

stronger let's go we're here to cool you

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up hey it's a beetle board coming

cool

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W come on are you sure this is her house

yeah this is the right place come on

great hope she's

home excuse me ma'am oh it's Lu three we

brought your groceries back oh thank you

you're welcome

problem and here's one for the happy

couple over there great just let me know

if you two need anything else thanks

I'll be right with you one large

pepperoni Olive and ano you enjoy

anybody here want ice cream come and get

it come on come on here you go you go

got more than enough for everyone very

it's cold in here hey kids you got to

get over to Hillhurst fast I got trouble

you guys flabber needs us come on we got

to go yeah hurry

okay you guys ready yeah yeah let's go

back this

is what's wrong whose lame brain IDE was

this CL they always argue Who you

calling

smelly take a closer look somebody

please get me out of this flea infested

body it smells bad I have to

bathe the world takes on a whole

different perspective of here bandage is

fun stop that you big dop I have those

arranged carefully

what a mess P be down boy you look

beautiful this is what I call a real

monster match