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01x47 - Big Bad Luck

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x47 - Big Bad Luck

Post by bunniefuu »

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waa come

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on wonder what happened there's no way

to get in you think something was wrong

like flabber and the monsters are in

trouble looks that way well there's only

one way to find out for sure

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hello anyone home it's

us look

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good what's with them come on let's find

out wait come don't go

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away you

going oh no it's crossing our path more

bad luck

[Applause]

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flammer don't do that to us what's going

on woo yeah flabber why is the house all

boarded up I don't know and what's up

with them it's a we're a jellum Fang

it's Friday the 13th and we're afraid we

have bad luck I keep telling them

there's no such thing as bad

luck there's no reason to board up the

house can't be too careful

bad luck bad

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luck he says they were stricken by bad

luck this morning while Franken beans

was

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shaving now

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s

years bad

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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look this seems like an accident to

me now do either of you boys have

insurance that Mak may have been an

accident who knows but I had some really

bad luck this morning while I was

dusting in the

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foyer oh no and open umbrella

indoors B

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[Applause]

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Lu there you see I'm

doomed now wait a minute you call that

bad luck that sounds like good luck

compared to my bad luck this morning

when I tried to get up

help let me out this isn't funny help

help help get me out of

here hurry

[Applause]

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up you talk about getting up on the

wrong side of the coffin getting nailed

shot is bad

luck B

luck and so you see my bad luck was

worse than yours youve got to be kidding

I can't believe you said that after all

you just heard my story I mean I'm not

asking for a lot here just a little

better of sympathy hold it hold it and

hold it boys keep your imagination in

check after all nothing's ever happened

to me has it

there's no such thing as bad

[Applause]

luck uh-oh maybe I spoke too soon I told

you this St was bad

luck I'm okay I'm fine flabber you

almost got crushed by a chandelier

wouldn't you call that bad luck

I fees $100 a day plus expenses expenses

that's right oh and I don't do

overtime s Hawk there has to be an

explanation to all this okay okay okay

it's almost ready oh Vex is got to be so

proud of us yeah we sure scared the head

off that m

broken mirror trick wasn't too shabby

either I got a splinter from nailing

that cofin shop but it was worth it the

best one was dropping the chandelier bam

if we keep this up flabber monsters will

be so superstitious they'll be out of

Hill Hur for good then we'll demolish

The Beetleborgs they're nothing without

flab hey hey get a Lo of this one it'll

slay

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you what's this more bad luck maybe it's

just a loose

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bulb be careful Franken

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beansy let's go

joke bad luck looks like he's

okay hey you guys what's this what are

you doing kid this looks

suspicious sure does let's check it out

go that way you're right let's get to

the bottom of

this they fell for that one too I wait

Geniuses all what let's do another one

where's this cord go the keep are coming

this way we got to stall them what do we

do let's summon evil eye to deal with

them v v keep the bad luck coming that's

a beautiful idea baby yeah evil ey can

skew of those fetal brats with his

monster Vision

yeah where do you supposed to leave he

goes up

to the

at uhoh looks like trouble you said

it get down there and keep them

busy I see

[Applause]

you you can't escape my evil

eye we got him on the run

baby come on we better work right now

yeah

Evil Eye

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get ready I hear him

coming I'll find you Beetle boards I'll

look everywhere look behind you evil eye

here

we go soon things my

way I'm

trapped there's no way out of this thing

hang on Joe we'll get you out we'll see

about

that Dre rolling come on you want some

more I'll see that you get it the shield

won't budge

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well well here they go almost no okay

okay I man

it bombs away

baby me hide Fredy

13 bad luck

[Applause]

Frankie time for an

oncore take it you got it

[Laughter]

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we got to use our Sonic lasers

yeah maybe the laser block weak can the

shield this is too much for

me now I don't know about you but I'm

ducking in here me too

it's Friday the

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13th this should do

it

finally let's try all three lasers if

they don't work this time I've got

another

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idea any sign of them in here

looks okay and now for our next

trick Wolfie don't walk under

that ladder it's bad

luck up

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up too late

watch this it's only going to get

[Laughter]

worse okay let's try

ready

fire you're pathetic our lasers didn't

even phas him what should we do now I'm

going to give him a taste of his own

medicine over here e ey

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way to go Joe you had that bean just

right nice job Joe thanks now we'll put

bugs in their beds no lock them in the

cell bugs it's my turn to choose and I

say

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bugs I got a B bad feeling about that we

better bring in the magnavore jet

fighter magnavore jet oh no battle

Big Bad Luck

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we got to put them in

front there

all right now let's figure out the cause

of that bad luck

yeah flab hey guys where are you where

is

everyone Something Fishy is going on

around

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here bad luck we've been stricken it's

bad luck all

around I'm bringing all of you the Luck

of the

Irish call her squeaky a lucky ducky for

you listen to me Wolf g*ng you know my

son a fourleaf clover is very lucky the

five leaf clover is even

luckier would you be looking at that me

old son you know I was going to hand you

the rabbit's foot but well the rabbit

wouldn't go for it so I brought you the

home

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ofil and for you moms

uhhuh take this hor shoe and give it a

good lash oh yeah and it doesn't bring

you good luck

will wa hey this certainly will

do well any of you three be wanting a

good luck charm oh no we don't believe

in that kind of stuff

yeah if you believe in bad luck then it

makes sense to give good luck and equal

chance that makes a lot of sense to

me why was my coffin nailed shut why hit

by

beam couldn't tell you something is

causing

problems or

someone

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w w

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good on

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good yeah all right

now listen to me now listen to my now

let's find a cleans it BL me

now watch me now

good good Walk This

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Way first

clue see there is somebody behind all

this so it's not bad luck

wolfy what he says the magnor are in the

Attic we'll handle this and show the

magnor with a dose of bad luck really

feels

like allow me to

assist get up come

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on sometimes I even amaze myself we are

bad beautiful me those dudes will never

know what hit them I am b a d e

bad oh no the beetle come under us stay

away get away Beetle B we better get out

of here before they

Bor lucky for them they left on their

own yeah all

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right you see

through our own actions we create good

and bad luck it's all up to

you I have a new magic trick watch me

pull a hat off of my

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rabbit wol part of the act

now Wolfie no

Wolfie and Wolfie now has worldwide

distribution of his little five leaf

clover care right wow that's great it's

my lucky day I picked the winning

lottery

numbers oh boy it couldn't happen to a

nicer

guy me like squeak

squeak lucky

ducky but there another bit of good luck

we have and what's that oh FL if you

would oh well you know I'm not real good

with I'm not real good it's a free

[Applause]

lunch big

bunny I can't