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01x48- A Monster is Born

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x48- A Monster is Born

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[Music]

hey there's Norman that new boy I hear he's really

smart hey watch you little weed yeah Lear to stay out of her way or you

might get hurt come on we better get to class okay I'll be there in a minute

hi my name is Joe hello I'm R newbomb oh I see you like horror stories are your pir's

your favorite they are not my favorite they are my least favorite for you see

I'm a vampire hunter did you say vampire Hunter what do you do I mean what does a

vampire hunter do I hunt down vampires of course then I drive a wooden steak

their black hearts and send them to Eternal Slumber oh I see but there aren't any vampire

they're just in stories Ah that's what they'd like you to believe but I know better in fact

I believe there's a vampire living right here in charville uh yeah right sounds like you've been

reading too many horror stories well I've got to get to class see [Music] around his name is Norman

newbomb everybody thinks he's a nerd but I think he's kind of nice that's funny I hear he's kind

of weird well he does think he's a vampire hunter but besides that did you say vampire

Hunter hi Norman what are you up to yeah seen any vampires lately it just so happens that

I tracked a vampire to a place called Hillhurst I'm on my way up there right

now to finish him off has the new issue of Beetleborgs arrived oh I'm sorry honey but

it won't be in until Friday thank you I'll be back then okay goodbye Joe all

seed school okay Norman bye come on guys you've got to take the shortcut to Hillhurst

to protect Norman from the monsters yeah he's so small they'll eat him in one

bite looks like we'll be eating in today boys yeah this food delivery is great stand that

don't make me use my super strength on you that's better now the reason we're

here is because a friend of mine is on his way over and we want to make sure you don't hurt

why coming over well I Know This Ss silly but he thinks he's a vampire hunter and

he plans on destroying count [Applause] fangula oh boy here he comes now why don't you go check

it out fangy I guess I better take a look at this foolish child that plans on doing me in

Vampire Hunters are always good for a laugh oh yeah yeah that tiny thing is going to destroy

me now I've heard everything what is this little morel's name anywh it's Norman Norman

newb look at the count he's so scared the colors coming back into his face did you

say Nob Norman nobal of the Transylvania nobs have you heard of them all the ireers

have heard of the new bombs they are our greatest fear they have produced a long

line of vampire Hunters their slogan is we always get our [Music] bat it's

curtains for me boys oh I come to get you it's okay ful he's just a kid it's okay

yeah there there don't worry fangula we'll project you from the big bad Norman noose

b*mb yeah me crush him yeah you do that Frankie there no joke you have no idea who you're dealing

with Norman newb is a powerful vampire Hunter he'll drive a STI through my heart something

isn't done hey wait a minute are those trunks of old clothes still up in the attic yeah so what

open up in there I've got an idea but we'll have to hurry you two see if you can delay normal you

guys come with me we're right behind you AR we guys don't worry ful she's got a plan you numb

skulls hey why are you so mad at us my breakfast didn't s settled

with me now listen up you will destroy the beetle bogs today nor I will find

new ways to motivate you you got it boss one Beetle B casserole coming up

oh hey guys how do I look frightening why thank you look me stop kidding around we have to

hurry we have to convince Norman or just regular folks so go away and nobody will have to destroy

anybody oh I don't know what to be maybe I should play the

[Music] butler you rang

sir you can't go in there yeah they say this place is uh strange that doesn't worry me I'm

from a long line of vampire Hunters my father was a vampire hunter my grandfather his father

my grandfather's grandfather we're all vampire Hunters nine Generations in all well I guess

you can say vampire hunting is in your blood huh now stand aside I have work to [Music]

do hi Norman what brings you over here uh I'm looking for a vampire a vampire as you can see

no vampires here come on in let me introduce you to the [Music] Smith Norman this is Mr

Smith uh pleased to meet you but what happened to your face Norman how rude

cosmetic surgery you should have seen him before Norman this is is Grandpa SN hello

sir up Shy can't hear you hello [Music] sir why is your skin all blue Norman where are your

manners blueberry poisoning too many muffins very very sad and this is Mrs Smith why hello there

Norman just tidying up busy busy busy you know how it is would you like some

milk and cookies like no thank you but why are you all bandaged up huh are you a mommy

oh goodness no dear I'm a mommy not a mommy you see I'm wearing my new full body Beauty w

it keeps my skin so soft and

[Music] young well I'm off to the big big game that's my boy be playing quarter I mean half no

make that whole I'll be playing the whole back and I'm going to put the old horkin

through the hoop Four Points Norman this is Biff Biff huh yes Biff and I'm a foo hockey

[Music] jocky picture the Masquerade is over Biff oh dear or should I say count fangula no I'm Biff

count Biff of the Boston BS no no come back here you every vampire knows there's no escaping a

news b*mb be careful be all right you Beetle brats come on out and fight yeah time to finish

this oh no I recognize those voices talk about bad timing we better Morgan check it out bind

[Music]

[Music]

flabber you need to take care of Norman I'll try thanks come on

let's go right [Music] yeah no get back back all right magnor this is your last chance to

leave peacefully laugh it up you wanted us well here we are yeah then here you

go that's one trip they never come in that from

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

oh no what are we going to do help

[Music] me help I can't hold them on forever that kid's going to get fangul we have to do

something something help me well it looks like we're going to have to go in and try to save

him okay Frankie Goes first you go don't push stop pushing [Music]

[Music]

aha all right little Mr vampire Hunter I'll teach you a lesson you won't soon

forget that's not what I think it is is

it oh no the ambulet of

th I'm out of here I thought that might come in [Music] handy stay back

I don't want to hurt [Music] you don't make me give you up leave it [Music]

fire

fire

fire get man oh fire fire dude [Music] [Applause] [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

a ah there you are At Last I have

you no stand back your fangs don't scare me you have nowhere to run my

dear count I may have nowhere to run but that doesn't mean I have

nowhere to fly [ __ ] [Music] sucker a minor setback [Music]

you can't get away you underestimate

me you forget I'm a new spawn and we always get our

bat it's time to combine our powers f all right we're back and now we'll send you back to the

comics I don't think so look behind you it's vexer and his Squat and the scabs oh no gotcha

suckers we almost had him come on you guys you better go see

what's up with Norman yeah and C angula too let's get inside right

stop you can't destroy him yeah stay back I'm not after you don't force me to destroy

you too well fangula does tend to hug the bathroom that's true come on fellas protect

me save you you're all through I have a job to do I can't look byebye fellas remember me

what now Norman you can't do this what do you mean he's a vampire he drinks the

blood of the living you know what he's got a point yeah he is always trying to

eat us yeah that's true wait a minute can I say something no sorry count your time has

come stay back don't hurt me hurt him hurt him

I'll spare your life on one condition you spare the Count's life okay I'll then live I

promise flabber what are you doing scaring us like that sorry g*ng it's all I can think of all that

matters is that everything got solved peacefully right flabber that's right yeah remember Norman

you promise not to to k*ll the count no matter he's a rather insignificant vampire anyways

hardly worth my time I'm off to hunt down the powerful Lord alucar now he's a vampire worthy

of being destroyed wait come back here you little squirt who you call insignificant I am the great

C fangula Lord alar he's nothing compared to me you're making a big mistake letting me live

come back here and this destroy me come back here and destroy me dve a stick through my heart I say

[Music]