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02x03 - Battle Station Alert (Part 5)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x03 - Battle Station Alert (Part 5)

Post by bunniefuu »

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[Applause]

mentality

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no worm tank will search until it

locates the Beetle toy

wheel board

who's guarding my cartoonist

Raw doesn't eat he doesn't sleep he just

draws

we got him try the jamming ring

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he didn't do a thing we need battle

vehicles to fight the worm tank we need

our fortunes and flavor

you need help but it's nowhere in sight

only one thing to do yeah

what happened where'd they go they can

run but they can't hide they're full of

tricks

they will only delay the inevitable yes

[Music]

are you planning on leaving us

so soon we were just about to make a

sandwich

[Music]

when I tell you to you

[Music]

yeah oh yeah

well you must have enjoyed Lucas coming

into our home and pushing us around no

not really what

and I don't have to answer you unless I

really want to so there yeah

did you enjoy it when Lucas blew you

through the air and dump your face in

the dirt

well then repeat after me where is mad

as heck and we're not gonna take it

anymore

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that's my voice

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

huh

yeah what happened

picture

box box

or kids kids or Beetleborgs it doesn't

matter

their days are numbered it's just the

thought of that Art Fortunes drawing

things to use against us

[Music]

oh yes what's that I'm so glad that you

asked you see save it for later

we need more worm tanks to defeat The

Beetleborgs hundreds

artist

not a copy machine you will do as I say

[Music]

if we could just take care of that

brother

I'm gonna take one worm tank and go find

this Art Fortunes

X

God hunting yeah

[Music]

to one of you is Art Fortunes

orange shirt white hair green vest

you are coming with me wait a minute man

just lady or whoever you are I am

horrible guardian of the second

dimension

he said he's getting a little tired of

ugly Intruders invading our living space

are you calling me

ugly Hill Hearst militia attack attack

we've been out for like men you missed

me a bunch of military Misfits and you

will never be fast enough to catch me

[Music]

you will wind up like Art Fortunes

[Music]

triangulated fire it worked on pork

Slayer but not mucus we gotta try

something in fact here

input card

if it costs ready input car attacking

fire

now all right we did it yeah now we know

how to destroy worm tanks one tank at a

time yeah but what if Nuka sends an army

of math guys

no no

I can't believe it they got art rats

foreign

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genius

the hamster is in the cage which turns

the chain which turns to Gear wheels

which stretches my brother

yes it's only a matter of time for the

poor creature is out of his misery you

mean me or the hamster

work faster my genius

make me proud

brother

how do you feel

Paula

it's payment time

[Music]

[Music]

and now Lucas probably has more worm

tanks on the way

without battle Vehicles we don't stand a

chance and without our to drop so

flabberg can take him off the page oh

okay we can do this

you kids know where the magnivores used

to hang out maybe that's a good place to

start looking good idea flabber come on

let's hurry all right

good luck

who am I kidding

soon we will have hundreds of worm tanks

Roy Carterville but maybe we need more

than worm tanks maybe we need something

even more powerful

that's insect exactly what we need

wasn't my cartoonist working on

something yes

and Mach 3 with full laser armaments

excellent

when will it be ready as we speak

then let's go see it

guys I'm trying but this bug running is

hard did you hear something no probably

just a bug or something move out come on

are you finally ready to admit that I am

the best cartoonist

the only one in this family with any

Talent

[Music]

um

as you your Fate's in the hands of a

furry little rodent

ten years I spent

locked up

scribbling on the laws

[Music]

I have put a class on it

I'm tired

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it's my pencil finger

destroy his drawings all of them

[Music]

you can't

Arthur

Arthur don't forget the hamster cartoon

us what's going on

[Music]

come on all right we gotta go

[Music]

hi

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Lord alert the drags and once nukis

what happened where's your brother I

don't know he's gone this happened how

could anyone get in here but I'm telling

you bugs my brother's so jealous he had

to destroy my work

at least he didn't get all of my

drawings

it's The Beetleborgs

more tricks

and this time they're going to pay

Charter bill is due

[Applause]

sorry cartoonist draw faster

where is my jet fighter I haven't made

it well then make one this is what you

were afraid of

and making room change so fast we won't

be able to keep up with them and jet

fighters too

bad

very very very bad

[Music]

[Music]

station has to be seated there

and the battle vehicles have to be able

to handle the worm tanks on the ground

the jet fighters in the air and mine has

to fly just like last time

what is that a crustacean jet fighter

excellent

and it's about time good work class

now make more but my finger hurts too

roll with the other hand keep working

[Music]

the chromium gold BV the titanium silver

BV and the Platinum purple BV or all

housed in the beetle battle station

[Music]

awesome Mark what does BV stand for

um

battle vehicle and all together they're

known as Beetle Force whoa look time's

running out

[Music]

eenie meeny miny mo make this wish come

true for Joe rolling two our pal Drew

makes you saddle

[Music]

thank you

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way to go thanks father let's move

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

yeah let's go I can't wait to try it out

[Music]

ah this is cool yeah awesome

[Music]

titanium silver chromium gold Platinum

purple oh man check it out time to take

a mouth for a spin

let's go

together foreign

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

what if we have the wrong brother trying

for us

what a few blue Beetleborg vehicles and

you get nervous I thought you were tough

okay guys

[Applause]

thank you

[Music]

hey Matt worm tanks here we go

let's give it to him guys yeah

[Music]

they're digging on the ground

beefy battle mode

here it goes

gotcha

[Music]

time to put this baby to the test

titanium silver BV battle mode

[Applause]

[Music]

maybe you'll get a charge out of there

the worm tanks are in trouble

that's why we have the crustacean jet

fighter

jet fighters all right

I knew they'd come in handy thank you

it's my turn

let's see what this thing can show up

[Music]

shove them right out of the Shelf good

job guys you too

[Music]

wow

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yeah it is

all right guys we fried him yeah we did

all right didn't we The Beetleborgs are

back beetleborg's metallic yes

thanks art seems like we're always

thanking you you know I was ready to

give up I might never have drawn again

but you inspired me

look

the new cover for the comic book

[Music]

s metallics all right this is hot

would you make us a copy for Hillhurst

that's not necessary we already have one

[Music]

when everything seems to be changing

some things always stay the same

[Music]

you can say that again you know when

everything seems to be changing

[Music]

[Laughter]

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what are you doing

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