02x10 - Sunset Boo-levard

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments from baby games

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happy

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doesn't seem like the fish are biting

today hey let's go over to zoom comics

and get the latest beautiful all right

wow check out that ride

excuse me hi can we help you with

something young lady man

would you be so kind as to direct me to

the Hillhurst estate

I am seeking a count Tangled

just over that Hill can't miss it why

are you looking for fangula drive on

Otto

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who's Miss Manners in the back seat

I don't know but something's telling me

we better head over to Hillhurst yeah

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we'll cut that out whoa

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where's my golf ball

darling Norman yes Doom has a rock

can somebody just ring the doorbell you

little buffoon you ruin my entrance and

why don't you exit

exit you're

you're Norma Des Doom

you used to be big in The Haunting

business I am big my feet just got

smaller I'm your biggest fan I've seen

every one of your movies yeah all those

other actors they were just pretending

to be monsters but you

you're the real deal who here is Count

Bangalore that would be him I got your

fan letter was so nice of you to invite

me to stay with you uh I wrote that

letter 70 years ago

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I would like some place dark and Moody

you may have the little ghoul's room

it's down in the basement no way not

yeah

friendly little take isn't she

I shall take your room

it would be an honor

Miss Dustin you'd better take my room

it's up the stairs to the left

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we are getting no

we are on top of things

every creature that less fortunes has

created

and defeated by The Beetleborgs

Watson just lucky so far their luck is

about to run out

less fortunes must create the ultimate

creature one that can't be defeated

now I've been on him for weeks now but

that insane artist has a mind of his own

my patience is running thin if he

doesn't create such a creature smooth

I'm going to

you're gonna do what

we are tired of being defeated well I

the answer to your problems

greatest creation

a creature that cannot be defeated

I give you the ultimate conqueror

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ultimate conqueror arise

what do you think

this could be the ultimate solution

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another great

and they all lived happily ever

no they all lived scarily ever after

done the moist towelette my dear

I've just finished your comeback

screenplay mister I'm back don't ever

use that word around me

hey it's those nosy kids

who invited you three children

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please your disturbing Norma Des Doom

Norma who who's she

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star of the silent screen

sorry Miss Destin we don't go to the

movies much we read come oh then you

haven't had the pleasure of seeing me

perform

October my photo album

oh here I am in my first film midnight

of the zombies and here I am in the

morning of the zombies

terrifying and here I am in a afternoon

of the zombies

in my greatest role

evening of the zombies

nobody can scare like you miss Des Doom

and I've improved with time

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[Laughter]

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now you kids have to remember she used

to be a big star on the silent screen

you'd really help her out if you could

at least pretend to be scared

flyer will do that we didn't mean to

hurt our feelings I know you didn't

I should explain Miss Des Doom that

these three kids are used to seeing

monsters in this house and they don't

scare very easily yeah that's right

we're always chasing them around

um

why don't you give it another try

don't hold back this time bingo get

mascara there I'll never forget you're

right I was trying very hard

I'll give them the performance of a

lifetime

and I'll accompany you

one more thing

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good morning

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thank you

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congratulations

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you three kids did a great job

pretending you were scared it was nice

of you to make Miss Des Doom feel good

again well actually it was kind of fun I

can't believe people used to think she

was scary her screams were totally

lame-o she is our guest and we have to

humor her yeah

buddy to pretend to be scared of me I am

the queen of screamingo

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you won't have to pretend when I'm

through with you

it's quiet now do you think she's calmed

down

I'll give it a couple more hours

I wonder what happened she used to be so

scary

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he's just rusty she probably needs to be

modernized that's it maybe we can teach

you how to be scary modern style

she can be as scary as we are

to be laughed at you know I don't like

you I really don't yeah you have bad

taste maybe you can help us little ghoul

um you can be scary sometimes I can be

scary all the time

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they're gonna have a tough time teaching

Miss desdem to be modern well if anyone

knows about being scary it's the house

monsters

there must be something scary in that

warehouse look

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I've never seen those humans run there

must be less Fortune's latest creation

it looks like one big ripping monster we

need to get closer to hear what they're

talking about right let's bug out

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[Laughter]

we should make Hillhurst our next Target

excellent strategy we will flatten

flabber and those insipid house monsters

in the attack with the crustacean jet

fighters

we came we saw we ultimate conquered

we better get back there once I've begun

nothing will stop me there's a bad

feeling about this guy

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yes

look crustacean jet fighters already on

their way we're too late to save

Hillhurst

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I still have time to head them off but

we have to transform into Beetleborgs

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thank you

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this do much scary she should see this

that's for sure

here's one for Norma

all right

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now where's that monster

it's your turn to go down

you're not fast enough to catch me

I'm okay this creature seems unbeatable

yeah I wonder if flapper could help us

now if we're gonna teach you how to be

scary modern style

we should start with the walk now this

is a scary walks

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what's up

foreign

I have never witnessed anything so

tasteless and insulting in my entire

life you are beginning to try my nerves

I think what you need is a good

bone chilling blood curtain

excuse me

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I act with my eyes my body I am an

actress a star

and a star does not speak

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this is really weird please miss Destin

we're just trying to help now you've got

a fabulous career in the movies and your

fans still adore you of course they do

we'll give him some thought to uh

retiring yeah

oh yeah

every time

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are you are you still around haven't you

realized that nothing can stop the

ultimate conqueror now I'll destroy you

and Hillhurst

I know we can stop him if we could just

break his concentration but how get out

of my way I'm leaving this den of dead

brains now nothing stands in the way of

the total Destruction of Hillhurst

goodbye

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won't scare me

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get me out of

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here's our chance

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ready

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I'm ready

now that's the way to scare someone

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[Applause]

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isn't it great that Norma desdoom is on

top again she just signed the five

Horror Picture deal with a major Studio

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here she comes down

I must be off my public awaits

I would like to thank all you little

people I would like

but I can't

because I did it all myself

I have a reward for you Little Darlings

for giving me directions

right here are three personally

autographed pictures of myself

thanks what about us miss gas Doom oh

you may help Otto carry down my trunk

but I was the one who gave you the

scream that made you a star again I know

you think that

but I've always been a star

Now give me a room it's time for my exit

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but what about my close-up Mr deflect

closer

that's not a script let me ask the

Rogers

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we'll skip the closer

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that showbiz

foreign

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crap

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