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02x13 - Attack of the Brain Suckers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x13 - Attack of the Brain Suckers

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three typical average kids love to read

their comments true that's their wish

for baby games

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fantastic

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four

an incredible drive but a phenomenal

Rudy McDougall a hole in one not brown

Goes Wild

great golf swing Rudy

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wow look at those outfits who are you

people

we're here to sell you on a new comic

book idea Rudy it's gonna make you rich

I'm already rich peterborg's metallics

is the number one comic in the world you

call that a comic

what would you call it trash

garbage a waste of paper dumpster

dessert

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earthquake oh yeah

a gaping crap in the floor of the Earth

10 miles below

imagine a terror

how'd you do that just watch

what is that monster mother

what's she doing

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hey

now watch closely

deep in the ocean this prehistoric

escapes the Primal loops

something end up end up he wants air no

food no agree

he wants a brain he

sucks right

brain sucker Comics brain sucker

you want me to publish this yeah

brain sucker

I don't think so

I beg your partner you call this a comic

this is disgusting this is

toe jam

hello Jam show him nukis

arise

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hey how'd you do that what is this brain

sucker

suck his brain

Minecraft

now will you publish our comic

no problem

yes

stop the presses there's a new Comet to

town

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yes the new issue of Beetleborgs is here

okay what's this beetleborg's metallics

has been discontinued replaced by brain

sucker comics

brain sucker nobody told me about this

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Rose

created by less fortunes

less fortunes

that means Lucas is behind all this and

if Lucas calls all these new monsters

out of the comic books who's in charge

let me speak to your supervisor

nobody makes any sense of that comic

book factory it's like somebody stole

their brains

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Comics

oh my evil seed

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that's enough with this new comic we'll

have an endless supply of monsters and

weapons yes only The Beetleborgs can

spoil our plans not if we ACT first

friends

I know smart mouth kids

suck their brains

The Beetleborgs will be brainless

I'm telling you Nana we shouldn't be

selling these new comments give me one

good reason why not

it's the monsters

it's loyalty we just can't temp an old

friend like beetleborg's metallics sure

sweetheart oh boy we're gonna need to

order more of these

copies later

is that fortunes know anything

he said there are drugs all over the

printing plant All The Beetleborgs

Comics are in dumpsters and they're

loading thousands of copies of brain

sucker and trucks

we need to get to the printing plant

near about a city I said nobody can get

in

our three little bucks you can let's go

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here's your change

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right right sucker give me your first

shot

hello boys this is an emergency we're

sorry but all of our officers have been

great

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have a nice day

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we gotta get inside and talk to somebody

human if there's anybody laughed come on

let's go

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foreign

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we gotta find somebody in charge of this

place let's go

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stop the process are you all right stop

the presses

stop the process

stop the presses monsters go stop right

off the page

stop the presses guys come here

stop the presses created by less Fortune

that's it Lucas released this monster

any sucking brains out of anybody who

gets in his way and every week there

will be a new comic and more monsters

come on we gotta tuck the flap stop

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get ready Let's Get Down

they put me down

what

now who could that be knocking at our

door maybe the pizza man got the wrong

address again

yes

but we love the pizza man gentlemen

dinner is served and it's right behind

that door

thank you

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foreign

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foreign

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oh

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hey for me are you

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good night

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thank you

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laughs

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there's a brain sucker on the loose tell

me about it nobody's safe unless of

course you have no brain

smell

s

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we're too late not exactly monsters in

the basement it's a little ghoul

laughs

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I'm telling you brain suckers down in

the basement and little girls down there

with him

gotta do something come on let's go

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circulars brain brain suckers

time before

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are you okay little girl go get it come

on guys let's go

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he couldn't have gotten too far

are you all right

he's very thirsty

how do you know

wouldn't you be thirsty after sucking a

thousand friends uh you know that's a

good point

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yeah stop right there you're about to

get Dumber we're sending you back

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are you okay yeah it's a good thing our

arm is so sick

yeah

We're not gonna let you get away with

this

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all right we're super smart enough for

this metallic slanted

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behind you

now or never come on

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all the brains in the world won't help

you now

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stop the presses

stop the presses

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hello people this is Rudy stop the

presses Beetleborg metallic says

Cleopatra

are you guys all right I think so but

how can we tell for sure

Bank

how would you Thank The Beetleborgs for

getting your brains back

um

eat them you're back

guys

give me that brain sucker comic book

it's mine

it's too bad we don't have a comic for

each of them and they wouldn't have to

fight

take it easy that comic book happens to

be a collection yeah they don't make

them anymore with a lot of money

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movement

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four Comics

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what's the matter with you friends

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thank you

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