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02x15 - The Old Gray Flabber

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x15 - The Old Gray Flabber

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three typical average kids love to read

their Comics true that's their wish for

baby games

[Applause]

[Music]

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challenge

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good paint on me and you will suffer

I gotta let my creative Juices Flow if

you want to masturbation a masterpiece

not a mess

how can we stand the disgusting music I

can't it makes me crazy

working on a new monster this will be

the ugliest Beast he has ever painted

good it looks like Flubber

it is

this picture will rid us of that metal

some fathom

of course but how will you do that

you see Flappers been around forever but

aged

this picture will suck the life out of

him that he ages a whole lifetime now

hahaha

okay big smile

[Music]

flabber not that big

[Music]

say cheese cheese

[Music]

the batteries are missing

porn I really wanted that picture did

you have any pictures of yourself none

to capture my true we'll have a

riffusness

put it right over here

come on

hurry

hello

[Music]

it's the world's handsomest fathom

flabber

somebody loves me

[Music]

what's on the racket coming through out

of my way

okay

it's a gift from a secret admirer

come on

[Music]

Mamma Mia

derivative piece of representationalism

or imitation of the Flemish master

what he says it stinks maybe we could

line The Birdcage with it

crazy I may not know life but I know

what I like

gorgeous

oh

[Music]

you're not there in clashes with the

drapes

that's it well absolutely perfect no it

competes with the armor

allow me

[Music]

ister

[Music]

wait I feel inspiration come on flabber

there there's all that stuff in the way

no problem

thank you

[Music]

Lord a little lower gentle voila well it

does kind of match the food stains

oh

[Music]

oh

flabber

I'm just admiring some fine art

s

[Music]

the heart rate is doing its work

good now to draw The Beetleborgs into a

fight so they can't help the vessel a

new Energy Center is opening a perfect

time for us to close it but I'll need a

monster to head the attack three heads

are better than one what's your point

my point is this

tripasaurus Rex

not bad

triposaurus Rex all right

three times the bite of a Tyrannosaurus

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

and here is the flavenheim gallery's

most prized possession a portrait of

flabber it's almost as if he's standing

right here with us what's going on I'm

just giving everyone a chance to look at

a precious workout come on flabber you

promised go all right oh yeah

yeah show our appreciation for your

attendance today is

George

aren't you going a little overboard

there's dust on my portrait

makes my hair look Gray

[Music]

it's a little off the sides and oh there

you go

flower your hair

the portrait got gray and then you did

too that's silly

no the painting's doing something to you

[Music]

you better get rid of it

I love this painting I won't give it up

ever

get a hold of yourself

[Music]

you can't tell me this is an accident

the picture is aging and so are you

don't you say anything bad about my

poetry

[Music]

yeah see that blabber needs a cane I'll

get around your spine

[Music]

get up

thank you

I thought you might need this

it's just like the one in the painting

thanks Young Buck oh yes sure I can

handle being old

once I get used to it we'll help at the

rate you're going you won't have time to

get used to it

because you know it comes after old

right

what a Fashion's not supposed to get old

why don't you do what I did

join the ranks of the undead how do you

do that well at first I nip him and then

after a night of excruciating pain he

becomes the vampire what do you think

what happened I guess that's better than

disappearing altogether go ahead

[Music]

just don't drool actually

[Music]

I think I need to practice

on you

[Music]

noisy fell up

well that was no help

in ancient Egypt we knew how to go

through eternity I'll show you

[Music]

where did I put that stuff It's gotta be

here

I knew I put it down

[Music]

um Robert was having a little trouble

seeing so we got this form oh don't

worry

no problem with the Aging it's history

with the old Dynasty and bombing kit

you'll be mummified in no time

how does it work well it preserves you

so you can't get old look at me

fit as ever okay now let's see to start

with I suck his brain out through his

nose

[Music]

with this straw

I don't think this is a solution yeah if

you wanted my brain and go on just ask

whoa I like this is gonna work is there

a problem

nasty hey hey

hey could you keep it down out here

how's the girl supposed to get her

beastly rest with your noisy old people

what I said

flabberg's getting old really fast what

got just the thing

[Music]

rest in peace flabber

you got a better idea oh right

this isn't any help you don't say work

I said this isn't any help

I'm not gonna argue with you boy but I

think this isn't any help

what are we gonna do now

[Music]

you want any better

it feels good to lie down

[Music]

you better what'd you say Chevy

[Music]

I found something do you feel young

again you know what I feel like I'm

lying on my keys

[Music]

[Music]

nice

[Music]

Frankie's machines are connected to the

house current so why did the lights go

out

the energy center

[Music]

the attack has begun

The Beetleborgs will come to save the

energy center they won't even be able to

save themselves

[Music]

[Music]

all right

[Music]

don't worry about me you kids just go

and save them what you said was um the

energy center oh

we can't just leave forever here you

guys go I'll take care of flabber Rachel

[Music]

input cars

[Music]

we'll be back as soon as we can yeah

wait here let's go

[Music]

thank you

why haven't we eaten the kids

the flabber protects them

but now

yo it's

mmm

you'll be okay farmer

all right big mouth Fun's over

[Music]

you'll have to do better than that

[Music]

so Joe

flapper is pretty weak huh yes isn't it

terrible

sure but every cloud has a silver lining

what do you mean well we don't think of

it as a losing a flabber we think of it

as

gaining a lunch

[Music]

[Applause]

that's enough

what are you gonna do about it this

[Music]

wait a minute

[Music]

where'd you get the Anvil

we only wanted once

[Music]

sorry forever

good

Ness

[Music]

came around

what is going on here we were friends

yeah

[Music]

[Music]

flabber you're all right

I'm fine but I have a feeling that Drew

and Roland needs you

[Music]

the Blazers right

you'll never stop triple Source while

the energy center feeds him electricity

hope you guys are hungry one order of

Dinah Burgers coming right up

[Music]

it works

[Music]

this dino thing is strong it eats

electricity let's get him away from the

power right I got an idea

hey micromine come and get me

come on

come on

come and get me

[Applause]

yeah all right yeah let's send them back

he's not so tough about his electrical

power let's ground this guy right yeah

[Music]

yeah

yeah

[Music]

[Music]

that's the end of that power drain

oh

this thing won't quit

input cut

data later

[Music]

all right good sh**ting guys

[Music]

[Music]

where is he he's fine on the left

flabber

blabber

[Music]

just enjoying my second childhood

well glad you're back to your old self

yeah and did you learn anything from all

this

yes that's Beauty like mine should only

be trusted to sell portraits

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

they're flowerific I think it's an art

just being flabber

big smile

[Music]

okay come on in here everybody

[Music]

just a few more finishing touches voila

here my masterpiece is done

[Music]

thank you