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02x16 - Son of Frankenbeans

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x16 - Son of Frankenbeans

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their Comics true about their wish from

baby games

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[Applause]

television

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wow what do you want

telegrams do I look like Franken beans

well

I'm not frank and beans Franken beads

it's for you

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it's the holographic

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imagine Franken beans getting a telegram

who in their right mind would send him a

message

well both brain what does it says

because

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while I am on a lecture tour I am

sending my newly created son

your new brother to stay with you

my new brother

I'm not so sure about this

just imagine

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no way

to say about it the new Franken beans is

due to arrive

right now

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I don't see anybody

oh no he's invisible

me down here

hi little Frankie well I'll be a mommy's

uncle

everyone Feast your eyes on this

it's part of my newest plan to crush The

Beetleborgs I have designed the bogus

Penn's favorite petalborg untest which

will trigger a rivalry between the kids

so that they fight as individuals

instead of as a team it's brilliant

it might even work

yes and I need you to design the most

fearsome creature imagine them

but first I need you to draw someone to

deliver this box to zoom comics

someone average

someone who won't be noticed wait

no need for that

what do you think

it's absolutely perfect

average man

all right

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hello hi

I'm Mr Bland a representative of

Beetleborg Comics we're running a Fan's

favorite Beetleborg contest and would

like to put this Ballot Box on your

account well I guess it'll be all right

thank you oh by the way

could I interest you in a really good

term life insurance policy what I think

so

very well have a good day

fans favorite Beetleborg contest cool

well we all know who's gonna win that

what do you mean obviously I will I'm

the only girl girls always win

popularity content but the Goldberg's

the leader the fans know it I've gotta

win here you go silver boric has the

coolest weapon

metallic scrappler I'm sh**ting

away

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[Applause]

you three are arguing you think that you

were The Beetleborgs

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and this is the Parlor part of our happy

home

oh that's my pipe organ let me play

something for you no me play

okay

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your heart out

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it's me

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you're amazing

[Applause]

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thank you

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oh

oh good job Frankie nice guy

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show me the monster you created for me

and it better be good

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move out on yourself

you're evil

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Veronica

arrived

[Applause]

no go and destroy the Beetleborg

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[Laughter]

that's not the end of the joke and so

the witch doctor says take two aspirin

and call me in the morning

you know that joke stinks me have joke

you

why Cemetery always full I don't know

why is the cemetery always full

everyone dying to get in

I can't believe what I'm hearing I'm the

leader I'm the Fan's favorite it's that

simple I'm the best fighter that's what

the fans like since when are you the

best fighter I'm always having to save

you two Collective what are you kidding

free bug rats well now's the chance to

find out come on

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[Applause]

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me first no I'll get them hold on you

guys I'll show you how it's done

foreign

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I'm talking about the original

Abominable Snowman the mean one the one

from Texas Texas

that just shows you how mean an ornery

he was a real Freight Factory

let's see if we can beat your record of

328 jumps

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come back

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next

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you're right check out these moves

I don't get it guys what's going on here

and you were supposed to be tough

oh God

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no man

yeah what can I get you buddy

me hungry what a surprise anything on

the menu you pick it

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hmm

Rose

Mars hey all right you got it one order

of french fries coming up

um

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fries

yeah you got it one order of french

fries no flies

wow

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

everybody just calm down

[Music]

[Applause]

what's going on come on yeah smooth move

a great leader it doesn't look that

strong it is beating us like we don't

even have any powers

[Music]

I'm gonna try again I'll do it no He's

Mine hey I think I know what's wrong the

problem's not it it's fine what do you

mean we're not fighting as a team

anymore and the Beetleborg is our team

we've been fighting individually to

prove it's one of us is best of course

The Beetleborgs are a team it's a stupid

contest all right let's go get Veronica

and teach him what it means to mess with

Team Beetleborgs right

okay ready three two one hello this is

bunny bodell reporting from Big Moe's

where a tense trauma continues to unfold

a gigantic crazed Thing Remains trapped

inside holding the entire town at Bay

here is what eyewitnesses saw earlier

today

I was having a burger

it's a monster there you have it a

ghastly gigantic crazed bug eating

creature from nowhere has taken over

this peaceful Hamburger Stand and struck

Terror Into the Heart of what is

normally a quiet community

[Music]

and wants to go first how are we doing

this together

[Music]

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let's team up guys

now that's what teamwork can do

[Music]

well that takes care of that I learned

my lesson yeah great teamwork

hey what's going on the monster they got

monster Corners at the Burger stand oh

no not another one

come on

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[Applause]

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get the monster

dance

[Applause]

what is he doing here we better help him

out how there's too many people we can't

morgue

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[Applause]

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thank you

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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did you see that yeah that was

incredible we might be a team but

Frankie bead stands alone he's the king

of the monsters

[Applause]

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goodbye everyone thank you

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look everyone Franken beads made the

front page

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the pranking you're a riot

Wolff he says you've given a new respect

to the name Monster

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that's not necessarily a good thing what

are you talking about Franken beans is a

hero

this will go down as one of the grace

moments in all of monsters precisely

come on Frankie give us one of those

growls

returning for their lives

[Applause]

ah

what a set of pipes

that's what I call a major league crowd

I'll get it

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I've come for little Frankie

makes my heart want to see my two sons

behaving like true Brothers ah you are

both good boys I hope that these

monsters have not been teaching you bad

habits

how to terrorize a town

wonderful

doctor what's this

he wasn't at me

you told me

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thank you

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