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02x20 - Booger Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x20 - Booger Man

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

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I think the coast is clear come on

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Franken beans

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man I've heard sleepwalking but that's

ridiculous

come on let's go find flabberg

[Music]

looks like Wolfgang's having a nightmare

oh great just what we need now I've got

you right where I want you lucky for you

I'm too tired to chase you

now

I'm going back to my tomb

[Music]

to get some shut eye

[Music]

something weird is going on

you can say that again

hey flapper you don't look so good

are you okay

no I'm not okay

[Music]

I'm sorry

you're a little crazy when I haven't

slept in five days five days why not

nightmares

[Music]

oh look how peacefully sleeping oh my

God

[Music]

Pleasant nightmares

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really doctor my teeth are quite fine

there's no need for all this let me be

the judge of that now open wide

don't k*ll William what's the matter are

you afraid of a little pain well now

that you mention it yes

[Music]

you look at this

these still have your wisdom teeth

well what are you gonna do

have some fun of course fun for me that

is

[Music]

what are those for to pull your teeth

I'm going to replace it with me dentures

hahaha

[Music]

hello

fangy

what

what are y'all looking at well you were

screaming loud enough to Wake the Dead

well you'd be screaming too if you had

my nightmares who is this

horrible dentist

[Music]

I like a good scare as much as the next

guy but this is ridiculous

what do you say

he says he keeps having the same

nightmare too

he's in the worst place a werewolf could

imagine

the barber shop

[Music]

what did it mean today

trendy

wait a minute I've got it

[Music]

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[Applause]

there there

it was just a bad dream

I wish you were just a dream huh but

this is a lot worse than I thought

what are you talking about the dentist

the barber

hello people they're the same guy he's

been in all our nightmares he just

changes the way he looks wait a minute

you don't mean

you guessed it

the Boogerman

the booger man

course

it all makes sense

who else would know our worst fears

there's no such thing as the booger man

oh yeah smarty pants then what's this

I hate to say it but I think Franken

beans is right

oh it's slime all right and it leads

right to the closet

the Boogerman hides under bed and

closets so who wants to open the door

I'll prove there's no such thing as the

Boogerman all right go on Wolfie right

behind it

well Joe go ahead

[Music]

see there's nothing inside

I think she's right

[Music]

all hack work Mommy something I've never

seen before

this I am an artist

I can't be expected to create works of

art

like a machine

I need a

nurturing

race

I'll give you inspiration

this is your last chance cartoonist let

me down again and I'll sever our

relationship

oh

[Music]

I don't think so

what's going on here

oh that's a good show dear boy

what's going on

oh trap what we bagged ourselves your

Boogerman

what are we doing here I want to see

what those beautifuls are up to come on

we can see them through this window

perfect

[Music]

well Mr Boogerman not so scary now

behind bars are you

listen booger man we want to know why

you're hanging out at Hillhurst would

you look me out of here if I told you

hey buddy you're not going anywhere

until you tell us exactly why you're

here and by the way

why do they call you the booger man yeah

[Music]

it's just everyone hates me no one

appreciates my talent for nightmares

I came here to you you monsters

would understand

and what are you two doing here well

that's for us to know and you to find

out

[Music]

um

with us Boogerman I promise you we will

appreciate

don't trust the booger man yeah don't go

Beetle head now he belongs

I've stolen

do you know what this means we can sleep

now Lucas can turn the booger man's

nightmares

into reality

we've got to stop him and save the

booger man come on guys it's time for

The Beatles

go get them kids

[Applause]

[Music]

all right let's get the sector Cycles

right good luck guys thanks we'll meet

it let's go oh sometimes I'm glad we

haven't eaten them all right guys let's

go get them

[Music]

effective Cycles

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look that fool is sleeping on the job

again no matter this is a perfect

opportunity Boogerman

I want you to give the cartoonist a

nightmare you'll never forget I want him

inspired to create the greatest monster

of all time oh yeah we'll find out

then I turn you into a puddle of slime

that works for me one nightmare

[Music]

hey Sparky wake up

wake up

[Applause]

[Music]

I created you you're supposed to obey me

obey you that's that's rich I've got

[Applause]

I'm good

[Applause]

[Music]

what a nightmare

ah another satisfied customer yes

quickly draw whatever scared you in the

nightmare cartoonist that is what we'll

use against The Beetleborgs

[Music]

I don't get it yeah things are awfully

quiet around here too quiet we should

have seen something by now no sign of

the Boogerman or the Crustaceans you

can't give up yet guys come on let's go

check the north side of town

[Music]

oh

voila

my magnum opus

[Music]

messed

[Music]

up this is the monster from your

nightmare yep

shelator because of his indestructible

shell

Beetleborgs

they don't stand a chance against us

perfect

with the booger man is inspiration there

will be no stopping us now

skeleton

all right

[Music]

go for and destroy

[Music]

oh where did you send him

to Urbana city He will draw out the

beatle boards there and demolish them

[Laughter]

[Music]

hey guys we've got big problems and do I

mean big what's going on flapper some

giant creature called shelator is

redecorating Urbana city the hard way I

just knew Lucas was up to something

we're on our way

[Applause]

[Music]

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like the insects you are yeah

[Music]

here's the monster that flower was

talking about man he's the size of a

skyscraper yeah how are we ever gonna

stop that we can do it guys we have to

before this Source everything

hit a laser

I'm doing something better

foreign

[Music]

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there's a sweet spot if I could just hit

it

all right

ready

so I'm a little smaller that only means

I can fight you easier ain't yours yeah

[Music]

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foreign

I don't believe it

[Music]

they destroyed my monster masterpiece

you know what this means don't you on

another nightmare I can't sleep right

now Lucas we'll see about that

[Music]

sleep tight cartoonist

Pleasant nightmares

[Music]

there he is

[Music]

I newly find the Boogerman in here

who said that we did

hey you the kids from the Hill House

we're here to rescue you yeah but only

if you promise to leave pillars and go

back where you came from whenever you

want again just get me out of here

[Music]

good job Joe let's get out of here

before they wake up

just one second

it's time Lucas and Laura Bell got the

taste of what they've been dishing out

[Music]

[Music]

what'd you do to him gave them their

worst night ma'am

what's that

foreign

[Music]

foreign

[Music]