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02x26 - Lady and the Champs (Part 5)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x26 - Lady and the Champs (Part 5)

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three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

[Applause]

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okay everybody dig in

oh

could you pass the ball of buttered

worms please

[Music]

thanks feeling okay Fang yummy you seem

a little shaky I think I'm just feeling

a little tired you look a little under

the weather

[Music]

well

I'm okay

I just need something to eat right right

you have some of my homemade bolts your

head

souffleck I love that

I don't think I can eat it anymore

feeling a little bloated

ah are you sure you're okay

I'm fine

the sharper the better and I won't put

up with your incompetence much longer

[Music]

Lucas I don't know why you put up with

that lousy cartoonist at all what did

you two get up on the wrong side of the

Tomb this morning

[Music]

four coins means they have four coins

and the Astros sword it can't get much

worse no but it will get better

bylar yes make a visit to Hillhurst and

report back consider it done

keep sharpening your taggers I'll repel

you will be needing them

[Laughter]

gently

what do you suppose is wrong with him

he needs a checkup from the necka good

idea

[Music]

I can't find a heartbeat maybe it's a

steady scope it's plugged out well we

can fix that

[Music]

will be your breath

[Laughter]

oh

the very interesting so what is it DOC

I'ma find this patient as plasmatic

hemoglobin toxicity type bbwac

high blood

yes he's going to need lots of rest oh

yeah and we're all going to have to

pitch in okay and try to take care of

him

Dracula can I get you anything

maybe just a glass of bat milk would be

nice if it's not too much trouble coming

right up

look

[Music]

hello from my coffin

freshly squeezed bats milk look let's

try

I squeezed it myself

it's too warm huh ice cubes please well

why didn't you say that in the first

place

blank is a little itchy

all right

yeah

a little warm in here

I can take care of that for you I love

you buddy

I wanted my red pillow

oh

[Music]

no Flubber I said it was a little warm

this is too dry

food nice and cool

Wolfie I come with that blanket

by the way my feet are sore can you

massage them

angular

and do you know the definition of

obnoxious

no sir

well look in there that's nice but uh

I don't see what you're looking at

it

silly me I forgot that vampires don't

have

reflections

[Music]

I'm afraid that our pal is going to bite

the dust man he looks terrible I've

never seen anyone look worse it's not me

you little flashies see how you look

after five thousand years

uh I don't mean to interrupt but

how's that milk coming moms

oh hi kids what's wrong fangirl but I

feel like someone has driven a wooden

stake through my heart and no one is

willing to help me

do you need anything

[Music]

oh yes a little lower

a little lower

could you pick it up a little bit Joe

[Music]

I am starting to feel the tiniest bit

better

[Music]

I tell you that vampire is spreading

germs everywhere so I got out of there

before I ended up as sick as he was

don't be an imbecile no Crustaceans

can't catch vampire diseases no but

does give me an idea

my way to get the Astro sword and coins

yeah

yeah and with your help we'll not only

get the sword and coins we'll take care

of flabber and his Sicky friends once

and for all

[Laughter]

[Music]

thanks kids for agreeing to pick up

these few little items for fangula

little items we can't promise to get

everything but uh we'll do the best we

can okay I'll try to hang on

oh the fangula gets better the better

off everyone will be

[Music]

well that takes care of page one video

special requests

[Music]

mm-hmm

foreign

ERS they'll never suspect you make sure

you get them to show you where the

astral sword and coins are hidden you

destroy them

trained

proportional

look the kid's in for an ambulance to

take thank you into the hospital

we don't have to take care of him

anymore

goodness I've got another one of this

massaging my feet

cold blue cold blue where is the patient

[Music]

my nose is running don't worry Rachel

cure

oh

you look like the wrong side of death oh

thanks but I feel awful what do you need

that for a sample just relax you are in

good hands no uh really I think I feel

much better now no you don't

but you will no really

I'll change myself into a bat

[Music]

[Music]

let's see what is inside

oh

a little power please

[Music]

he has bats in his belt free no surprise

there

and he also has an allergic reaction to

metal

any new Meadows in the house

the Astro sword

that's right the Astro Sword and the

four astral coins

that's it well I need to see them so I

can develop a cure

such a good idea hey whatever as long as

it gets fangular off our backs come

right this way

foreign

you got everything on the list in that

little bag

no we decided just to get

the essentials

oh good

vampire curol okay two tablespoons and

rest in peace and the latest issue of

beetleborg's attacks

oh thanks kids and that nurse you sent

is trying to figure out a cure right now

nurse we didn't send any nurse

well somebody did I think we better meet

this nurse

[Music]

[Music]

give it to me don't you want to help

thank you

I'll give you free tickets to the

monster truck rally

I will settle this argument

foreign

fangula must have the fourth oh I'll

take care of him so he doesn't put up a

fight

will this hurt a little oh no no no no

no it will hurt a lot wait

what are you doing with the actual sword

and coins

I don't believe you where'd you go to

nursing school USC University of scary

crustaceans

[Music]

she is no nurse

look what she did to me who are you why

I was sent by the all-powerful new I

mean a doctor new cause I mean a Dr

Lucas it's horrible

stay back and nobody will get hurt give

us those and we'll let you go

and take them

time for some quick action

got the Astro coins but not the Astro

sword

we're in trouble

horrible has succeeded where all of you

have

paid that we have the Astros horde we're

one step closer to ending The

Beetleborgs for God

the Crustaceans have the astrosaurus

if they ever get hold of the four astral

coins roboborg is theirs well wait a

minute there's only three astral coins

here

parvo must have the fourth

maybe not

I have a sneaky suspicion follow me

[Music]

another x-ray

do I look like I want to Glow green at

night that would be good I could always

use another Nightline

they're just

[Music]

no wonder you're so sick

that's the coin I hid in my bottle of

worms so you're the one who ate my worms

it was only a midnight snack

everybody stand back I'm going to

perform the highly technical fabric

maneuver what okay guys

[Music]

I feel better already now for the Astro

sword and I think I know where it is

I was right over there by those rocks to

Victory

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

what do you three losers want the

accessor belongs to us and why don't you

just hand it over it'll take more than

the three of you to get it just one more

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

now you have to deal with

[Music]

the astral sword is ours now

Victory

I saw it left one

[Music]

you're paying for that you are gonna

feel my Stinger

where'd he go he's invisible

he's a clever one yeah maybe two Clover

we have to stop him how are we ever

gonna stop if we can't see I'll use my

special sensors

getting a reading

points I can see right through your

little game

may I borrow this

[Music]

time even the teams

you've matched us a number but not in

power prepare for the taste of defeat

[Applause]

I think Drew needs a little help

[Music]

Drew

what are you doing take this

the coin

thank you

use it with the Astro sword all right

nothing can stop us now

[Music]

count on it

good job

you're going down for the last time

yeah well I've got another ending that I

don't think you're gonna like as well

listen up boys

let me introduce astral bazooka another

one of your tricks

you decide

[Music]

You Haven't Seen the Last of Us

Beetleborgs

[Music]

we did it

hot thanks for all your help

make sure you put the Astro sword in a

safe place you can count on that

we've got all four of them back

make sure you put these in a very safe

place this time flabberg oh well don't

worry kids

I'll put these with the Crustaceans

we'll never find them

or the monsters

if new Chris ever gets a hold of these

roboborg will be under his control

and that would spell disaster Sarge in

the rats but I made some vanilla

scorpion cookies for the astroborgs

I smell something good well it's sure

not your breath

[Music]

I'm not feeling too good I must have

eaten too fast

[Music]

oh sausage

[Music]

[Music]

thank you