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02x32 - Robo Rumble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x32 - Robo Rumble

Post by bunniefuu »

three typical average kids love to read

their comic strips

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yeah

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he's been hearing lots of strange noises

outside the house but I don't see

anything everything looks okay yeah it

was probably nothing yeah

look out

my helmet's caught in a trap

whoa and things brutal

what's going on I don't know come on

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monsters Stand Down

well it's about time you got here

there's something out there yeah monster

traps monster traps we're talking big

traps bad traps and bear traps

careful with that Wolfie easy boy

Wolfie says it's a wolf trap

I know how these work you've got to be

very careful you touch this thing here

it goes up whoa there he goes my arm

again

stick his hand in the Trap what kind of

nutcase would put traps outside our home

well whoever he is he'll be back to see

if he caught anything

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oh the astral ax my most powerful

creation ever

soon boron

Boron will be mine

and then Mega Lucas will growl at my

life

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the astral ax with the power to do good

or evil

evil Bora

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thank you

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you summoned me

why I most certainly did

we're gonna play a little game

what kind of game

Simon says you know it

I do not it's very simple you must

follow my orders but only if I say Simon

says if I don't say Simon Says then you

don't do it got it begin the game okay

Simon Says

stomp your feet

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Simon says stop

I tell you something or someone is out

there

what's that

it's his mom's knees rattling

why are those traps so big what can he

be after

stations

see anything no nothing you you I'm

tired of this whatever it is we can

handle it well okay come on guys

let's go don't go

see anything no not yet

I don't see anything

there's nothing to whoa help

get me down

okay yeah I think so ah

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the lunch

Pierre chat there extraordinaire

I have to go fussy very rough

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[Applause]

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in the closet

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I don't know what you're doing here

Mister but you're not gonna get away

with this

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werewolf

um

Mister you must be mistaken

yeah it's no mistake

come out my little Rebels

it will only hurt a little bit when I

take your skin

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voila

yes

the animal is near voyage

don't worry kids no fleas were harmed or

abused during the filming of this

episode and who are you

you first I am Jungkook yeah the

rooftopper extraordinaire but why are

you here I've gone for this skinny today

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werewolf skin come on

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and Donkey house dog house this is my

dollhouse

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I've been looking all over for you

oh wait a minute

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okay it's Net10 yeah explains delish I

love the exercise

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yeah there's no flat there enough is too

much I detain all of you for what for

until I find my very roof

you can't go out there save yourself

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go trap somebody your own size

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I guess you call that

Whiplash

Simon Says

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would you care to tango cartoonist

don't mess with less give me that ax

before you hurt yourself stay back

Warren step on Lucas

I cannot ah come on squash him

all three of them

you forgot to say Simon Says

Simon Says step on last fortunes

oh

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[Applause]

I could break these anytime I want to

you

well what makes you think that a

werewolf is is here

to Tiny Mouse how could you hurt

defenseless animals what

but of course I'm a very bad man

you're a creature I've not trapped

Luke Karu

is it were roof no and that is why I am

here there's only one thing left to do

my wife

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Simon Says march to Hillhurst

destroy

I will destroy pillars

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this is

very well I'll let you go

I told you so

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you must be boring Mega Lucas is giant

robot he must be on the March let's go

excuse me mister

we want to save wolfy skin then you must

be pretty rich he wants us to pay for

wealthy skin good idea

uh Jean-Claude uh how much wood ten

thousand Trump whoa

uh we love you Wolfie

but not that much

well I'm sure you'll make a nice pair of

moccasins

except credit cards

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Explora and he's heading this way we got

a board and stop him

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all right let's do this is what cars

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little gold yeah it's got eight gold

coins inside the handle of course coins

smash two bits you can't let him reach

your Hurst Simon said destroy

please don't stop him

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what now

let's get rubblework a chance I don't

think we can wait any longer

what's going on where is it

it's the kids they're calling for the

sword Let It Go Sean Club yes I don't

think so

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man we'll never stop this guy with that

Robo board yeah but we can't call him

without the Astro sword

what is the matter Beetleborgs don't you

like the odds

it's now or never

sword

what's wrong it doesn't work

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come on Mister the kids really need that

sword yeah look I heard of caribou

caribou

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I will have

you free hide

[Laughter]

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this isn't working guys look

all right do it dude

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oh yeah

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I like these guys a lot better yeah

Boron Simon Says destroy robot

speed expecting you we could use some

more space for our battle you want space

follow me

he said he wanted more space he wasn't

kidding but that leaves you rather

defenseless attack

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are you ready anytime any atmosphere May

the best robot win

I am a surprise for you

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you will pay for that

nothing up my sleeve oh maybe there is

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oh

my God

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is it me or are these guys getting

tougher it's time to show them our best

stuff with me right Awards

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Lucas we're tired of your games I hate

when they do that we've seen this and

this time we're ready you better be good

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you tricked me indeed

how about a Firefall

good idea

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thank you

whoa what happened fire from the giant

robots must have canceled each other out

they're equally powerful I guess it was

a tie a lucky day for you

don't worry about them later right now

we have to worry about trying to save

both things skin come on

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his heart is mine

ask him Jean Club here I have to ask her

why do you have three names but of

course certain more I was born Jean

then I was clawed by an animal

yeah

I'll show you blue that's black and blue

for you pal

you'll have to do better than that you

big bully take your traps and hit the

road Jean Club Pierre says

but of course

not

you're asking for it data lasers

getting Ray right okay

[Laughter]

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without his pantaloons

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foreign

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foreign

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