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26x38 - Episode 38

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

26x38 - Episode 38

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Announcer: previously on "big brother"... Chelsie earned her

Way to finale night by becoming hoh. Chelsie, you are the new

Head of household. Fourth hoh. Final three. Let's go. ≫>

Announcer: her ally, makensy, would join her by winning the

Final veto. Yet another veto win. This was a must-win for me

And I won it. Announcer: with the sole power to evict... ≫>

This might be my chance to take out cam. I do not think he would

Take me to the final two. Announcer: makensy was going to

Put cam on the ym. I'm thinking that rubina is more

Likely to take me to the end over cam. Announcer: but

After chelsie worked her magic. I would take cam to the final

Three because I can say I've carried him. I would be afraid

Of sitting on the final two next to rubina. Cam pledged his

Loyalty. I think I could be beneficial for me. Me? What

You mean? You going to the end with me. Announcer:

Makensy said ru-bye-bye to rubina. Rubina, I'm so sorry

But I'm going to have to evict you tonight. Announcer:

Now... With the final three set, cam, makensy, and chelsie will

Look back at this wild season. Witness the insane. Who is

Clipping their toes in here? Announcer: intimate. [Cheering]

And inconceivable moments you didn't see. [Laughter] plus, bb

Winner derek's back. How will his return impact part one of

The final three-part head of household competition which

Kicks off tonight. Find out right now on "big brother"! ≫>

Three, two, one. [Cheering] love you guys. Love you so

Much. [Cheering] love you, rubina. Congrats. Other

Lawyer. If you would've asked me on day of if I was going to

Make it day , I would've told you absently not. I voted to

Evict rubina because I came into this house wanting to remain

Loyal to those who are loyal to me. Chelsie and cam made it very

Clear they are working together. I want to stay loyal to them

Since they were staying loyal to me. Final three. Once again,

The million. I'm hyped right now. I have been rocking with

Makensy and chelsie for a while so it feels great to be loyal.

It's going to be tough to go up against either of the two ladies

But I'm down for the challenge especially if I win these two

Compositions, I am itching for win I'm overdue for one. I

Probably would not of been this house without you all. I

Wouldn't of been in this house without you. It feels so

Phenomenal to be in the final three. It's a superfans dream

Come true. Makensy sending rubina home was the best move

For my game. I've cam cam in the final three alongside makensy

Who both said they would take me to the final two. So going into

The final play, I feel protected on all fronts. This is amazing.

Final three. Cheers. ♪ Fancy. Is this lobster? Stop

It right now. All right. Blessed to be here with you all,

You too specifically because I love our other houseguests. Love

And miss them dearly. They were so amazing. But some of them,

Some of them... Angela. What a -- what a houseguest. A hoot.

That's the one word for her. It was such a beautiful day

Out there. I know. Gosh. I just want to go outside. I

Know. We all do impressions or we love to do accents and voices

All the time. Angela whipping out her jennifer coolidge

Impression, it's very good. She should definitely be jennifer

Coolidge. I just want to go back outside real bad. Thank you

For coming to my part thank you for coming to my par party. It

Feels so good to be on "big brother" "big brother." "Big

Brother." I could get into her. She is my spirit animal. I

Love jennifer coolidge. I just want to put that up there. Got

Shriveled up your face. Be like jennifer coolidge. Oh, my god,

All the stairs. It's perking up my a*s. One of the most wild

Houseguests was tucker. Winning smile cloning energy,

Great hair, sexy legs. Tucker makes me feel like a normal

Person. Winked at me. What the hell. [Mumbling] I'm just

Saying. I like him. You could not write a character like

That. There might be a lot of tuckers in this world but

There's only one tucker. Tucker. He would be like this about

Anything, bro. The face. Good night, t'kor. Good night. Kimo.

I might look like a dog and act like it but I might be a

Pussycat. He's weird. Tucker is literally an amoeba. I

Said to me bo. What's the word? An enigma. Thank you. I

Will say one thing about my guy tucker, he loved to shake things

Up. Shook them up a lot with the veto meeting. There was never

Another season that has probably as many crazy vetoes as we did.

Times in a row arose absolutely crazy. I have

Decided to use that power of veto on myself. On myself. ≫>

It's "big brother." Expect the unexpected. Here you go, angela.

Oh my god. Makensy, I'm sorry. No hard feelings. ≫>

It's a stupid a*s move. That was not the plan. Sorry, you are not

Supposed to be up here. This veto meeting is adjourned. ≫>

Actually, it's not. I'm using america's veto to save myself

From the block. Sorry, guys. This is "big brother" this is

"Big brother." This is "big brother." This is "big brother."

I have decided to use the power of veto on myself. I hope

Everybody is comfortably seated. It's about to get really

Uncomfortable in here for a lot of people. There's a lot of lies

And a lot of snakes here. Quinn. On myself. On angela. ≫>

Angela. Kimo. Kimo. I love you. Angela, I love you but

Of course I have to use this on myself. You earn date. Speak

Of the drama in the veto meeting was crazy but do you remember

That time tucker and cedric, after when he saved angela, when

They got into it. It was meeting after the meeting. ≫>

I'm saying. Hash it out right now. So what happened. ≫>

What do you mean what happened? You blindsided me is what I

Mean. I told you in the morning. I talked to everyone

Last night. I don't think we have the numbers. I said I don't

Give a [...] I said use the veto on yourself. Know you did

Not, bro. I swear, will they watch a back. The veto, use it

On yourself. I talked to a bunch of people. We don't have the

Votes. Even if you did say that, which you didn't, I said I

Don't give a [...] We've got a plan. You have nothing to worry

About. It's my hoh. You're not on the block. What you mean.

I said use the veto on yourself. No, you did not. If

You did, why wouldn't i? I didn't blindside you. Yes,

You did. That's what it's going to have to be. That's

Exactly what it is. You can even look me in the eyes because you

Feel so guilty. I don't want to get into it with you. I don't

Feel guilty in no type of way. I'm gunning for you. You

Wanted to not get your hands dirty. I'm coming back from that

A ira not I'm going to bust your a*s up there. I hope. I

Hope so too. The truth will prevail. I agree. I hope it

Does. We've had the same thing. You feel played. I feel like I

Didn't play you. That's what it is. Have a good conscience.

Hope you sleep well tonight.

Y'all know who I really miss? My fellow texan, brooklyn. Oh

My god. That's my girl. About brooklyn, did you know that she

Was a bit of a conspiracy theorist? Come yeah. The

Towels are so soft. They are like blankets. Who here

Believes we have been to the moon? I believe we've been to

The moon. Do you believe someone has stepped out and onto

The moon? I think I know where we are going with this.

It's like, please don't. I don't believe we have been to

The moon. Brooklyn, dude. It's . The earth is round

And we definitely landed on the moon. You're from texas. Houston

Wouldn't live. We go to space a good amount of time now. ≫>

Allegedly. We allegedly go to space. I feel a little bit

Like cliff hogg. The moon landing. Do you think we did or

Do you think we didn't question mike. I know a whole lot of

People who've worked for nasa. If there was a conspiracy,

There's no way they would've kept it secret. Do you really

Want to know what's out there? Absolutely not. Brooklyn

Asks the questions no one has asked before. Have you

Rethought about where hamsters come from? Hmm? Have you

Ever seen a hamster in the wild? If you like hamsters are a

Conspiracy that no one talks about. Where it where does

Bigfoot buy shoes? Is the moon made of cheese? Are hamsters

Real? Coming to think of it, the only hamsters I am releasing

Right now are just like the houseguests. We got them out

Of where and we are like you know what, you don't belong

Here. Let's make you pets. Tell me when you have ever seen

A wild hamster. I'll wait. They are generated in the lab where

Tucker was made. The cross uses players on each team. ≫>

Tucker and hamsters. Ais. Where did I hamster come from first?

Probably australia if I had to guess.

The only show this season that's better than "big brother"

Was young cedric. It involves everybody. Is young cedric

Set in a city or is young cedric set in a rural town? I think

It can be fictional. In the bb house, things can get pretty

Boring. Cedric has the star power to carry his own show.

Young cedric. Maybe he could pitch it to the cbs executives

As a replacement for young sheldon. I am bringing back

The american sitcom. Justifies going to cedric's

House to meet your parents. My mom. This is young cedric.

We have all the tv tropes you could want on an american

Sitcom. We have cedric as young cedric. Brooklyn cedric's mom,

Mama c. Tucker as cedric's troubled girlfriend jessica and

Kimo as cedric's best friend, kimo. We ran out of ideas for

Names. Here are some of my personal favorite episodes.

All-time classic where cedric brings home his girlfriend for

The first time. How long have you known this girl? Not that

Long. I met her last night. He has no acting range

Whatsoever but I really think we have thing here. You're

Pregnant! I told you! There's a life lesson wrapped up in each

Episode. Like the after-school special where cedric finds a

Dead body. I touched the body. My prints were all over

The body. The writing in young cedric sure is

Interesting. I thought it was going to be all right. I went to

Go grab them. Then he was like... Do we call the cops?

It's going to look like I k*lled him. This is not the

Vision I have of young cedric. Some people should definitely

Not quit their day jobs. Who is writing the show? It is so

Bad. It is not good. Oh! It's a really bad show. Young

Cedric! ♪ He has a decision to make mobile young cedric ♪

Which path will he take ♪ young cedric! ♪ Young cedric!

♪ Hello, this is a top executive at cbs. Hello, it's

Joseph. It's going to be so great. What you think of the

New episodes of "young cedric?" [Dialtone] hello? Hello?

Another houseguest that was very

Interesting this season was joseph. He told me he was the

Doctor will of the show. But joseph was no doctor will. It

Was a doctor no. So far this season I've been lying low in

Competition. That's a strategy to not come off super thratening

To people% because I honestly didn't think my social game

Would be as good as it ha been. I feel like that's really been

The thing that's carrying me. I think that if you and you got

To the end together, I think I would have a very good chance.

You know what I'm saying? What? What? Crazy. If I was

Up there against you in the end, I'd win. That's when he told

You? Yet. You're talking about joseph? Yep. Cigarettes

Crazy. I'm the master. It's super hard to discern and

Hear. You, me, and tucker are the top guys. Everyone else is

Kind of boring. I feel like I've been playing an excellent

Game so far. I feel like once they get to the jury house,

They'll kind of understand what a great game I've been playing.

Lets to the time power rankings. What are you

Considering for power rankings. Is kenney. Lisa, leah.

Cam. Or . Appreciate the honesty. Number eight I think

It might be chelsie and then me. He put his power rankings

Over me? I'm offended. One house if you lived in? If I got to

The end and I didn't win a single thing, I think I could

Win. Model of my game after some of the greatest players.

What was that dude's name? He did win a single comp and he won

The game. He's a great player, a legend. I don't really care

About winning these competitions. I think they are

Pointless. Will. He didn't win a single thing. Will

Kirby is probably the best player in "big brother" history.

To compare yourself to will come of that that's amazing! So

Much work being a mastermind. I'm such a genius. Seems like

Everyone is coming to me wanting to be the ringleader and wanting

Me to make all the decisions. Joseph, what should we do?

You're a good player. Oh, you're smart. I did never expect to

Be the ringleader. I always thought I would be the guy

Sliding under the radar. I'm going to win the show if this

Keeps going this way. [Whispering] what? He's

Drunk. You're crazy. A mastermind edit. I love it. ≫>

This is a very emotional house. You know what's great? That a

Lot of us probably went into that diary room and cried it all

Out. Yeah. Whoa! You see that? Do I look good on

Camera? My pants are still wet. Who sat here before me?

It's kind of wet. It will drive. Is this couch drive

Finally? Whose toenail -- I have found multiple

Toes/fingernails in here. Looking as if there's any

Toenails in here. People are gross. Who is clipping their

Toes in here? Do my hands look better like this today?

Like this? Not that today. They look good, right. It's

Going great. It's crazy. Makensy, I love her. If there's

A mirror in front of her. Are you allowed to say a*s on tv? ≫>

This is very important. I love this game. Kimo! We are

Having a conversation. [Laughter] [crying] I need a

Second. I don't know why I'm crying so much. Stop crying.

Stop it. It's just so frustrating. My emotions are

A mess.

Yeah. I can't do this. I don't know. I just miss my

Family a lot. And my dog a lot. Man. I'm giving everything

I've got. Oh my god. I'll be fine. I just need a second.

I am an ugly crier, so I need to figure this out. I can't

Cry. I don't want to be a big old baby about this. I'm

Happy and I'm sad at the same time. I didn't figure it out. ≫>

It just hurts my feelings. I don't like to be like this. I

Thought I was done crying. This is so stupid. I feel so dumb! ≫>

I'd rather just cry in here. I hate that I'm a crybaby here. I

Hated. I don't know. I never cry like this ever. I don't know why

-- I don't know what I've been thinking. I never never cried so

Much as an adult. Can I hold on to a tissue? I think there's

Obviously everybody here has been amazing. Having everybody

Else remains has been hilarious. The praying of the stories, the

Scaring. I'm going to miss it. Makensy, you easily get

Scared more than anybody. More than anybody. I do jump

Easily. Hello, love. "Big brother" "big brother." ≫>

"Big brother." Scaring people is fun. It's just fun. If I

Can possibly jump out and scare someone, of course I'm going to

Do it. I love it. I need flour. Ah! Ah! [Cackling]

Sorry. I saw an opportunity. [Whispering] oh my god, you

Scared me. Did I scare you? I was like, I thought I hurt

Somebody. I trusted you, tucker! I came here to get a

Booger out of my nose. I'm pretty sure it came out. ♪ ≫>

Boo! [Giggling] you are so lucky. You are so lucky. ≫>

Rubina has been hiding in the cracks and crevices, scaring

Everybody for weeks now, and I think it's time she gets a taste

Of her own medicine. [Laughter] makensy, you get scared

Easily but you trip easily. Your own two feet are your worst

Enemy. How are you going to trip upstairs? Leave me

Alone. I definitely was not the only one who fell in this house.

There is angela. We should hide. We shouldn't be in her

Vision. [Laughter] there are a lot of clumsy people in this

House. I'm one of that and I will own that but I also have

Big feet and also the earth moves a lot. What's everyone

Else's excuse? [Laughter] oh my god. [Laughter]

The plate snaps in half. The toes falls off the stairs on to

The ground below. My coffee hits the ground, splashes out. Are

You okay? Are you okay? I'm good. Who gives a heck about

My body? I just did my freakin' hair. I have coffee in my hair.

And I'm pissed. That fall. I know it was good. As a

Spectator, I'm telling you that would have been a out o. Oh,

That's going to be... You know, I loved having roommates but one

Thing I didn't love, you guys all got a taste of during jankie

World, angela's snoring. My goodness. [Snoring] [whispering]

She's already snoring. Should I throw something at her?

She's already snoring. Listen, I can dance. I can sing.

I'll eat pizza and ice cream all day, all night. But hearing

Angela's snoring is where I draw the dang line. How is this

Real? [Snoring] [laughter]

[Laughter] get her, get her! [Laughter] jankie world, you

Know what was the worst? Not being able to eat anything but

Pizza and ice cream. I just wish we could have requested

Vegetables. Something. One thing that is good about "big

Brother" as you don't always get what you want but you can go to

The diary room and requested. While we are getting settled,

I'd like to make a request if I could. I need to request more

Of these. I finally do have one request. Because this is the

Place to make requests. Can we get a normal sized broom please?

I would love a disposable camera. Any socks that have

Grips on the bottom. Camel crusher cigarettes. Diet coke

And a bag of ice. Can we get slipper glue question marks

Because they are making ice and everybody is touching it and

It's gross. Cuticle cutters. I would love some of my pans. I

Haven't found one if they exist but a brush we could scrub the

Tile of the bathroom floor with. I cleaned the bathroom today. ≫>

How to train your dragon. The name of the dragon, the cute

Black one, is toothless. What is the name of the kid who rides

Toothless? They go like this every time. Peg leg. A

Trampoline for outside. These rubber ducky swim trunks. My

Ever going to see them again. Pickup. There's different

Things that I eat. There aren't any more french fries. ≫>

I am used stuff from the farmers' market. I want a blt,

Dried fruit, I can taste it. I wanted so bad. Chicken from

Whole foods. Please give me real bacon. Even impossible meet, I

Haven't eaten today and I'm holding out so I'm hoping for

It. Is it asking too much? Real bacon...

We have learnt a lot about each other. Makensy, you taught

Us how to flirt. I'm pretty good at it. I got the first

Showmance of the season. Were there some real feelings?

Between you and cam? Between me and cam? [Laughter] can

You get off me and tk's bed? Call me your voice. I

Appreciate you so much. You don't. I think me and makensy

On paper are truly a perfect match. I think they are both in

Similar seasons of life. Hey, guys. Mj's moments. What are

You saying? Mj moments? Mj's moments. No, no, no. ≫>

Here's a recap so far. Oh, no. Whoa. What's up,

America? It's makensy with makensy moments. The game has

Been difficult for my play. I'm sharing a bed with t'kor. Oh!

T'kor. I'm sorry. I just can't take you seriously. ≫>

There's definitely a little sparkle she's got. Overwhelming

Gratitude that I get to meet a girl of that caliber. Look how

Similar -- this is what she will do. She'll go... ... [Laughter]

Max great but he obviously wasn't here long. I feel it's

More of a flirtmanc I feel it's more of a flirtm flirtmance. But

We'll see what happen after. But tucker and rubina, that's a

Showmance. So tomorrow? Sure. I like the way that

Your abs glistened in the sun. You're so pretty. You look

Cute. [Cheering] me and tucker are pretty close. At this

Point, who doesn't know that we have something? [Cheering] and

We hear the screams from inside the hoh room. [Laughter] [cheers

And applause] yeah, the cat is out of the bag, everybody.

Couldn't hide it anymore. Here's the bag and here's the

Cat. [Cheering] [laughter] this is crazy! I love love.

[Cheering] I love it. You love it. America loves it.

Tuckina. The romance is real. I'm not going to have any

Friends after this game. Not everyone got into a showmance

But there was a lot of love in this house. We were like a big

Family. We even became a band. It was fire. Taught me a

Lot about music. Remember the good times that we had. Remember

The love. Remember the chilling in the "big brother" house. ♪

Remember the good times that we had ♪ remember the chilling in

The back in the "big brother" house ♪ remember when this

Granny got gooed up on. We found -- kimo was acting dumb

And I was having fun in the "big brother" house. I remember I

Was walking in, not knowing if I was going to win. But then I saw

The facies lose their fins. ♪ In the "big brother" house ♪ we

Ate some really good s'mores. ♪ In the "big brother" house ♪ >>

Remember when matt got evicted first and that really was the

Worst but it was a blessing, not a curse in the "big brother"

House ♪ remember when I could barely reach the stove ♪

Remember when t'kor were her robe ♪ and we publicly

Announced our love in the "big brother" house ♪ ♪ open the

First comp veto ♪ in the "big brother" house ♪ joseph ♪

Joseph pickle kiss ♪ the chilling in the back in the "big

Brother" house ♪ november the good times that we had ♪

Remember the love ♪ remember the chilling in the back in the

"Big brother" house ♪ [cheering] great job, everybody. Great job.

We made it. We didn't. This feels right. Iconic. ≫>

Happy to be with all my dawg happy to be with all my daw

Dawgs. Speaker at the crib. Cheers. What is that? What is

That? Is that in the living room? Oh my gosh. What is

That? I don't have much time. I have gone back undercover. The

Government recruited me to take down ainsley but she is just too

Powerful. The only way to take her down is from the inside

Which means it's up to you. Now, she made a critical mistake

During the final veto competition by giving you the

Passcode to access her system. So your first mission is to get

In and destroy her power source. I'll be in touch via

Communications she can't trace. Good luck. The human race is

Counting on you. The human race? Iconic. That as the

Winner of "big brother" . Derek. He was an undercover cop,

Now he's telling us he is going back undercover to take out

Ainsley? I love him even more. Derek, if you need your girls

Help, you've got it. That was fun while it lasted. Sounds

Like it's going to be a long night. Time to shut down and

Ai. Let's shut ainsley down. You have been irking me since

Day one, girl. ♪ ♪ Welcome to part one of the final

Three-part head of household competition. The stakes could

Literally not be higher because the winner of tonight's cup

Edition will automatically advance to part three of finale

Night and more importantly shut down ainsley's power source.

Here's your assignment. The passcode you secured allowed you

To enter ainsley system. Ainsley is trying to destroy the human

Race so you need to find the box and sever her power source. They

Are incredibly advanced and difficult. To make matters

Worse, ainsley'% ai army will be trying to take you down with

Their laser defense system. Only the last one hanging on will be

Able to complete this mission and shut down the power source.

As a thank you for your service, you'll be declared the winner of

Part one of the final head of household competition. The two

Houseguests who don't complete the mission must face off

Against each other and hoh part two. It's time to sever the

Source. We are counting on you. Derek. Oh my gosh, I'm about

To compete in the first part of the final hoh and I can already

Tell this is going to be a tough endurance competition. I'm going

To do my best to hold on for dear life because whoever wins

This final hoh not only makes it to the final two but they get to

Decide who they want to take with them. In order to enact the

Final hoh, I need to win out of competitions. I have worked

Too hard and made it too far to be thrown out of the end. So

Let's go, baby. I really need to win. This is the most crucial

Competition of the season because that automatically gets

Me to the third and final game. I won nine competitions this

Season and I need to keep this streak going. A lot is riding on

This for me. I better pull it out. Because if I don't, I think

I might be walking out of here third. Everything is on the

Line. All my dawgs watching me right now, the pressure is on. I

Was this close to winning the most important veto competition.

Now I need to win this hoh competition in the I can show

The jury I win when I need to win most, and that is huge. ♪

Announcer: who will win the final three-part head of

Household competition and decide who to bring with them to the

Final two? With check houseguest willie jury of seven crowned the

Winner of bb? Plus, who did you choose, america, is your

Favorite player? Find out sunday night at :/: central live

On the two hour season finale of "big brother"! ♪