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02x02 - We're Going to Cheesyland

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x02 - We're Going to Cheesyland

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[Applause]

out of my way i can't see around your

big o button it up right here

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keep on them last one past the sand

dunes a nasty pair of

would know plutarchy if i got away with

words or what

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you can't violate a course hazard that

way come on vinnie is of course hazard

bro not to mention one of your major

scenic attractions yeah well if you'd

move your swelled head for just a minute

mr warmth we can see the real reason

we're here limburger's ripping off the

whole beach this reminds me of the

sandbox that kid again

happiest 10 years of my life

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since when did limburger take over the

sandman franchise hmm sand

blue talk probably needs cement bros and

from the looks of things lots of it

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hope you boys are feeling cool because

we're for a hot time on the old beach

tonight

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so

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business before pleasure vincent and our

first order of business is those vacuum

trucks yeah there's a sucker taken out

every minute oh please

who writes your lines let's rock

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it's the pesky pests the biker mice

now here it is

don't get fresh

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time

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[Applause]

that was a great line oh gosh i should

use that more often yeah personally i

think we're all getting a bit tired of

that one yeah why don't you try it out

on them

[Music]

go ahead

make my day

minnie you got to watch what you're

doing

failed the audience reaction test yeah

you see the trick is you got to keep

your teeth clenched like this you feel a

lucky punk

what we got here is a failure to

communicate i think i got a surefire

line for this situation what's that it's

tail whipping time

time honored and tested yeah well here's

another

let's

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so they still want to rock and roll huh

while we take them dancing on rumble

stream your lead vincent shed them and

shred them

[Music]

operation crazy moto mavericks hugging

your wing on my mark now

[Applause]

[Music]

you should have looked both ways before

crossing yeah before crossing with the

biker mice from mars

king of the road coming through

[Music]

i'll bust the beaverty for your spiker

bunny

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duh this line of work it should use a

dental plan

so

you failed again

how typical it was the barnstorming bike

of my spouse really i i couldn't have

calm yourself my sloppy secondary i'm

not angry with you uh you ain't oh my no

i am however intensely infuriated at

your incredibly idiotic incompetence

just as long as you ain't mad no

what's the use

it's those intergalactic guinea pigs why

must i always foil my plans can no one

suggest a site where those ruinous

rodents won't unearth my mining

operations uh here boss let me help uh i

know just what you need to relax some

big-time wrestling will do the trick

whoa

the educational channel give me that you

malapat

wait boss i'll fix it

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[Applause]

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major jumper now that you've repeated

the nba championship what are you going

to do

[Music]

oh oh yeah yeah

i'm going to disneyland you can bet on

it

that's it

you're not gonna take the medication

in a matter of speaking you greasy

gargling glutton

now

where's my checkbook

a pleasure to do business with you

gentlemen i see that you are businessman

after my own heart yeah you're right

let's get out of

my here

congratulations carb uncle for altering

this astounding amusement arcade in an

amazing amount of time anything for you

your luscious lactativeness and now

prepare to witness your newest criminal

venture

cheesy land

ah

cheesy land

a dairy tale kingdom all my own a doubly

delicious delight in purchasing this

profitable playground i have produced

perfect preferences

and who would

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crane and engine

and i am the

fairest one of all

and what does that little amusement do

what your cheddar cheekiness is free for

while our guests are deep in their

dairyland illusion

we shall be collecting mountains of lava

to ship back to

wonderful my dear demented doctor and

with my operations entirely hidden the

plundering of chicago can begin in

earnest but remember i want more than

the desecration of the windy city i

crave the complete destruction of those

weasels on wheels the biker mice from

mars

[Laughter]

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three dogs now that's barking up my tree

yeah i could go for a good cheese dog oh

man

oh sorry i brought it up well here's

something else to leave a bad taste in

your mouth bros this place makes our

bikes off limits oh man that ought to be

a law smells like a mousetrap to me with

limb burger all over it a trap eh

hmm well what are we waiting for let's

scope it out this could be a fun day

after all guys

let's rock and ride

one hot dog too many vinny oh

are we there yet

[Music]

sorry

for some habit

[Music]

sorry bros but i'm kind of attached to

it wow

ride free citizens

what the heck happened here who did this

some guy pissed as a mouse ah man

that company really hates competition

don't they

ah my entrepreneurial endeavor is

working wonderfully only one more

ingredient is needed to make it

magnificent

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is good

let the games begin

i don't think my stomach thinks this is

a good idea

gross

turn your head the other way would you

vincent just think of it as a cycle on

tracks hey yeah

that's right

must all be in my head it's nice to know

there's something in there besides ego

at any rate these things are perfectly

safe they ain't anymore

well

look who slid in on an oil slick this

time i got to drop a new rodents and i

do mean drop

over the side with them boys

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talk about taking a major fall

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trick

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welcome back to the coaster club charlie

yeah great to see you got back on track

i am not amused well maybe this will

tickle your funny bones you know guys we

had so much fun with that double tail

trick we could have even more fun with

the tripletail trick too late for tricks

mouseys three fried footballs coming up

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grease bit never looked better bros yeah

but the rest of that stuff is looking

major ugly let's go take a closer look

see oh no not now bros we need our bikes

and some peace and quiet to do a proper

investigation yeah

and peace and quiet's about to be in

real short supply

so what do we do now

[Music]

about time you guys made a sensible

decision

don't hunt what you can't catch

oh man i hate it when my dramatic exits

get screwed up like that

[Music]

you guys got a taste for another helping

a limb burger stew i'm already in line

bro we got a plan yeah the usual make it

short sweet

out and let's rock and ride

[Applause]

[Music]

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yeah looks like all of limburger's

machines are right here that's right

it's my esteemed enemies but you'll

forgive me if i don't sign you up for

the grand tour

seize those rodents

say there uncle larry

that the best you can do well since you

are so politely no

this is

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sorry i asked

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imminent annihilation i live for moments

like this me i prefer just to live so

let's get rocking i heard that blast

that can bros

there she blows

[Music]

we got kind of carried away huh well we

hit it with our best shot buddies he's

coming back for more we got to put him

away before we're all lava lug nuts hey

metal mouth

over here

well you gotta admit this park does have

some exciting rides yeah well i'm ready

to get off of this one and let's take

this wrench head down

i heard it's better to burn out than

fade away but this is crazy

we gotta stop that hot stuff before

chicago can't stand the heat i always

said this down was cooking but this

isn't what i had in mind come on you

motor jammers time to put a damper on

this fire

vincent you are so predictable let's

rock

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this could work out quite well your blue

veined richness once the lava destroys

chicago you can mine all you like with

no one left to oppose you excellent

but what of those infernal biker mice

you don't have to worry your sweet

creaminess the cheese rip what will

handle them

observe

carbuncle make sure the videotape

machine is running i wish to add this

event to my personal video collection

[Music]

think it's time to bottle this hot sauce

[Music]

only one chance big fella cross and

crash number three you got it

ready big fella let's do it

[Applause]

rest in pieces metal man ain't no time

for sentiment moto that thing's gone

critical it's gonna blow

oh well you think that's bad that love

is backing up like a patio dinner on

cinco de mayo and we're in the train we

need to put a hurt on this hot stuff and

i think i know just how to do it yanking

flank now

[Music]

get along little darling and leave the

drive-in to us

[Music]

tubby

i'm afraid this is going to be yet

another ineffectively

ending

time to flee

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why won't you

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sanctuary

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hey you biker bombs you're the new

heroes of chicago now that you've saved

shy town what are you gonna do what are

we gonna do why it's simple we're gonna

rock

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