02x03 - Stone Broke

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i live for these moments

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oh

siri

i never get my way

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oh reassure me my dear carb uncle are

you entirely certain that this scheme

will succeed

absolutely your mozzarella magnificent

we simply send this car full of

expl*sives into the very heart of that

mountain

then when it explodes

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out into space

ready for delivery to your evaporation

our

it's show time

speaking of showtime we got the big

cheese in the spotlight yeah

and now showtime's gonna be party time

oh

it's party time all right you wretched

rodents my party

i've planned a big blowout for this

evening

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and you meddling mice

just became the uninvited guests of

honor

find your voice from ours

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so

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foreign

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with us along for the ride never gonna

happen bros bale and whale maneuver

number 12 let's rock

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vitalize

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big fella derail that dynamite vinny and

i'll stomp these stink faces

today

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42 41. okay

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yeah well then how about you take my

place and i'll be you

wow

you wish after all

there's only one minnie the genius

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let's ride

get them

catch them

uh anytime bros

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i don't think defusing bombs is my cup

of root beer

we say

greece gusher number seven

go for it

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i was just starting to get good at this

job 13

12

11.

seven

six

five

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oh

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man i hate greece gushing number seven

thank you

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nothing like a righteous firework

display hey bros yeah especially when it

means sparks are going to fly big cheese

central

i groveled before the imposing

repulsiveness of your loathsome visage

my lord camembert it's too late for such

flattery limburger you've become the

biggest boondoggle in the plutarchy and

budget of conquest i'm afraid i have no

choice but to exact the ultimate penalty

you

you mean that's right limburger i'm

cutting off your funding

no please your monstrous monarch

no no no no

but i need money i have a business to

run in attention evil scientists goon

armies and these things don't come cheap

me mr limburger are you okay

uh uh i don't know what a funding is but

wherever they cut it off use looks okay

to me that's not what it means you only

action us oaf uh then what does it mean

it's perfectly simple my dear greasepit

it means we're broke

oh

is that bad

i have such a headache

did you check out that for sale signing

lindberger tower

yeah makes that building look a whole

lot better doesn't it

you don't think old fish base has been

having money trouble lately now do you

well i don't know bros but i do know

this if the big cheese is having trouble

there's only one thing to do yeah that

would be party party party

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those aggravating animals may their

earrings tarnish and corrode oh

to think that i'm lawrence limberger

should be reduced to such squalid

surroundings oh

gee boss i kind of like it uh-oh i'm

stuck hey i can't find any 11's to go

after my pants new pathetic petroleum

portroon

uncle i need to restore my funding gee

you'd have to steal something real

awesome

like this mouth rush limbaugh moronian

that's mount rushmore you oily oaf

wait

that's it that will be perfect

your delicious dairyness has done it

again all flatulently fragrant one

i'm the one who dunk it

stop trying to steal my ideas

and after i give the high chairman his

lovely statue of great presence he will

grant me

some pictures of presidents for my own

on

money

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so we're steal the whole mountain box

not just any mountain you

minuscule-minded

mount rushmore

it'll be perfect for the high chairman's

weed garden oh so then he'll give you

back the funding they cut off

unequivocally you unrefined ungulate uh

you know boss

maybe it's this suit but i still can't

see where they cut off that

funding my dear doctor club uncle for a

speculation of this scope and magnitude

i strongly suspect that we should

require highly specialized assistance

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wow it's a babe i am an artist you

philistine not a

babe

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yes those wretched rodents may even lose

their taste for hard rock

after they've rolled

with the stone cutter

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listening to some righteous tunes hmm

those hot dogs smell great

oh yeah

hey if you don't like these yep i second

that emotion moto smells like trouble

smells more like bloomberger to me we

better scope this out right with your

throttle yeah as they say in the movies

all for one

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something tells me i better tag along

this place is nothing but a plebeian

dump

limburger

are you sure you'll be able to pay my

salary my dear stone cutter please do

not let these humble surroundings fool

you

this is merely a disguise covert

activity if you will your reward shall

be most generous i assure you

it better be i do not deal kindly with

those who would shortchange an artist

yes

oh

respect your buffoon

what are you doing not my fault buds

we got them hog riding hamsters on our

tail blast is there no escaping those

vexatious vermin

looks like the big cheese needs a

refresher course in road courtesy

yeah

and i've got lesson one right here

vincent

here

there's a tree in the way whoops

you know we can't just leave it there

could cause an accident guys it'll take

hours to cut up and haul away got no

choice bro responsible citizenship it

means you got to cut it up stack it

neatly

or we could just let old paul bunyan

over there handle it well hey it worked

didn't it whoa rose check it out

greetings you

buffoons there's someone i'd like you to

meet

oh man i hate when he says that a stone

cutter i'd like to present the biker

mice from mars

they're very into heavy rock

why don't you help him get more deeply

into it

as

impermanently what a smashing idea

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hate to say it bros but this is a

serious rumble farewell biker mice while

you enjoy the scenery from underneath

i should be absconding with mount

rushmore

ah you got a maneuver for this one bros

oh sure it's called

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it's dating on us

too many players on the field sky hook

froze it's our only chance

man that was close

yeah made my fur turn gray it was

already gray well grayer then guys guys

guys it's not tail wrapping time it's

tail whipping time hey

we're just hanging out funny where's

limb burger

oh uh he's gone after some place called

um

mount rushmore mount rushmore well then

you can't stay here playing tarzan all

day we gotta get moving ladies right

bros let's go

what's mount rushmore now the bigger

question is who is tarzan mount rushmore

it's a national monument statues of

washington jefferson lincoln and

roosevelt carved into a mountain stash

is a who hello the american presidents

important leaders of the free world oh

yeah you know the guys on the dollar

bill you mean those green dudes this is

no time to give you cornballs culture

lessons we gotta stop limburger um i'm

afraid there's gonna be a flag on that

plate charlie girl we got a serious pit

stop to deal with

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there

good thing you pack a tool kit charlie

girl standard procedure with you guys

around charlie i think you'd better

leave your bike and ride with us let's

get to it the burger's got a huge head

start well yeah but you've never seen

one of these bikes going flat out before

uh do i want to

nothing like a fast fight to get a

girl's attention

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sunrise guys let's hope we're in time

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holy cow

holy fish is more like it sweetheart

it's

horrible what is it well it can't be a

president he's not green that charlie

girl is his high hideousness himself the

plutarchy and high chairman

beautiful

a work of art poetic

the high chairman will absolutely love

it

you've earned yourself a bonus my

sedimentary associate just you make sure

i get it oh yes yes not to worry

carbuncle

all is in readiness i presume absolutely

the super transport field is coordinated

right for the high chairman's

then all that remains is to knock mount

rushmore into the transport field stone

cutter on my order

order just got cancelled cheese breath

yeah we're strictly takeout now and

you're the one we're taking out how

typical bury them yeah yeah i know the

routine

vinny take oil breath moto and i'll

handle that female slanky

this is one girl you can have sweetheart

got you now elephant ears

think again grease guys

oh yes

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well then i'm gonna ask her to dance

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you foolish man

i didn't mean to fall for her that fast

oh mama guess this wasn't such a good

idea after all she's gonna leave me flat

nobody smashes my bro vinny cover me one

boulder bastion barrage

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oh dear

this looks bad

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oh

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well saved the day again had a good time

doing it hey who says national monuments

are boring and just in time for

breakfast hey let's say we grab some

dogs hot dogs in the morning

stomach's as thick as their heads

i must say limburger i find myself quite

pleased with this present of yours

unfortunately my mother-in-law was in

the garden when it arrived

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perhaps you're not quite the imbecile

you appear

under the circumstances

i have decided to restore your funding

oh that's wonderful lord came in there

but if i may request that you do so with

all expedient speed you see i landed

your check

it bounced oh dear

no no

let us be reasonable my igneous

associate

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um i'm afraid i'll have to get back to

you by chairman

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sometimes i just hate this job

so

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