02x05 - Upwardly Mobile

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sorry folks sold out

i don't know bros i got me a feeling

deep down that there's something up ah

throttle chill it's a great day not a

cloud in the sky no sent a limb burger

anywhere yeah yeah this is just a day

when nothing's shaking

was it something i said

oh runaway tiddlywink

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sale

keep on trucking

whoa whoa

uh oh bros no time to putter around

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hey gents just dropping in to say it's

time to pull out

man better hurry bros yeah we're about

to become one with the earth

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yes

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afternoon gentlemen hey you ain't gonna

try and play through are you yeah not

when i'm leading by one stroke

gotta play it where it lies man and they

call golf a wimpy sport

afraid this is gonna be a short hold

chance

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throttle whoa

let's hear it for nuke knucks bros yeah

you founded this hole all right

afraid that last hazard cost you a

stroke sir

all tied up

dang you interfering do-gooders i got

two bits riding on this game

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ride free citizens

man

anybody who says crime doesn't pick

ought to try being a hero for a while

what's the matter sweetheart see

personally we might like to rock and

roll yeah quick got your rattle you look

a little shaking

glad you could join me heroes hey we

save our bravery for bad guys sweetheart

not bad vibes

quiet here's the news report this just

in according to the limburger

enterprises seismological institute a

major new fault line seems to be forming

in a circular pattern around chicago at

this very moment prominent businessman

and community leader lawrence limberger

stresses the critical nature of this

alarming development limburger is an

alarm of developments you guys ever

heard of being quiet as mice no no

ask a silly question hey bros check it

out this is the scene all over the city

families fleeing for their lives

assisted only by the noble generosity of

lawrence limburger

quite the peanut gallery my dearest

citizens of chicago

i beg nay

implore you to evacuate the area while

there is your time

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the resources of lawrence limburg

enterprises are yours to call upon in

your current departure my only concern

is for your property i mean

your safety

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that tears it this quake has got to

stink a limburger all over it yeah it's

an unnatural act all right we gotta find

out how he's doing it and why well what

do you have in mind hey

i got a plan sweetheart gee

that's a first

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floating like a butterfly stinging like

a bee what are we doing way out here

looking for a rumble charlie girl i'm

gonna find just whose fault this is

these puns are starting to make me quake

i got my mother's running

time you're not the highways i got that

looking for directions uh the place

about my car

what a pleasant little plot this is

i shall simply cut all of chicago loose

from the earth and fly the entire city

back to brutal

things are proceeding precisely on

schedule

all

including the inevitable arrival of the

resident rodents

fortunately their predictability has

been planned for

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if you're planning to shake down shy

town you better be prepared to rumble

with the biker mice rocking bros

let's whip

tail

something tells me they've heard that

song before yeah and they're cutting in

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what sorry sweetheart but this game

ain't co-ed in my book yeah time for the

big boys to play

oh yeah well let me know if you see

anything

roast them rodents

full force radicals bros let's rock rock

and roll

those chivalristic chowder heads think

they can keep me out of danger huh

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well

now to find out what limburger's up to

let's rock and

run

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being heroic is harder than it looks

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wanna go around with me

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ain't you heard us bikers can fight

dirty

land sharks away

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yeah

just when you thought it was safe to go

back on the highway

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this is grease pit speaking my g*ons

have given them meister business and ice

just about to make ends

now that you've completed your task

return to the tower we're all going to

do launch

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please study ties next time

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oh typical

hey bros time to feed the lions got the

main course right here jack full of

vitamins well let's rock and roll

stuffed in your face ain't no backboard

is shattered

blew their door off yeah too bad charlie

had to miss out on the fun

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it's like being on a bad date now that

chicago has been cut loose like a giant

dirt clod and the rockets nearly fueled

i can fly this city lock stock and pork

barrel through the galaxy for the

grandest most triumphant rutakian

homecoming in history

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why that megalomaniac monster

oh

this is getting old

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those micellars make it look so easy

what is the delay carbuncle the

transformation of my penthouse into a

c*ck should have been completed by

now uh just finishing your unctuous

unsightliness it's a sensitive

instrument

oh

excellent

and then all we need is a pilot

proficient in navigating unusual craft

i know just the jet jockey your gaseous

goodness prepare to meet jet blaster

lift off in 30 minutes

and counting

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charlie

whoa i like the grunge look baby but

i'm not sure if old day blutakian is

your brand of perfume real funny but if

you think this stinks you should hear

limberger's latest scheme sweetheart you

know something we don't that goes

without saying limburgers cut chicago

loose from the ears so he can blast it

straight into space he's got rockets

fueling under his tower right now we

gotta scrub that mission and get to the

bottom of this

it's tunnel time

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wow charlie girl wasn't kidding me yeah

there's enough fuel down here to move

the windy city to the next galaxy well

let's give him an early ignition i don't

know don't scratch the itch bros we blow

this bunker all chicago goes with it

come on bros let's go

oh we're gonna run are we just taking

the firefight to a less flammable

location vinnie my man

let's rock and ride

a jet blaster my dear hot head

i realize it's not in your job

description but

how are you at roasting rodents

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first step find the big cheese yeah and

toast his tail

uh speaking of toast

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whoa hot stuff let's trash this toaster

battle mode bros

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to be emulated nice

i think that boy's been eating too much

taco sauce even lindbergh's breath isn't

that hard to take

he said it let's scrub his mug bros

it's time to rock

and ride

literally

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time for the hot head to meet cold steel

bros

let's get upwardly

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bigger every mobile

technologies collide time to cut to the

chase bros meet you at limburger tower

there's something i gotta do

when you gotta go you gotta go

just a few hundred pounds more pressure

your bloated belligerence and you'll be

sitting pretty

if that's possible they got jet blaster

they got jet blaster

watch out you witness oil slick

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ah limburger good thing you called let's

have the plutokin greeting double time

if anything could possibly make a

protagonist lose his worms

this could very well be it

can sting to stink as big grows the

galaxy shrinks

why isn't chicago on its way to plutarch

why whatever do you mean my

distinguishably dishonorable high

chairman we're right on schedule and

liftoff is in

60 seconds

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t-minus 60 seconds and counting

the 50s um nine seconds

52

hit me no wait uh let me start i mean 50

shirts

and uh 18 uh hello nasa do you read me

hmm

well not one second late understand

limburger if i don't see that skyline

out my window in

your gluteus good have a stinky day

a time for a drastic departure from my

previous plan my unworthy employees

if jet blaster is no longer available to

pilot this craft to plutarch i shall

simply have to attempt it myself

i must confess i've always fancied

myself in the role of fighter jockey

i wonder what this one does

no

perhaps this next button

minus 42 seconds and still counting i

got 48 43

hey

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let's heat things up before i fall

asleep yeah he snoozes he loses we got

tail to whip

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oh

that's a good one to remember

ah here it is

uh 18

11

uh 27 3 2 1 0.

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blast

the igniters have failed initiate manual

ignition procedure oh joy

my life is complete

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oh

looks like this might be a rising real

estate market

and away

we go

gangway g*ons i got some cutting up to

do

hey what are you boys

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oh yeah fly free limb burger

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oh yeah

with the recent earthquakes now subsided

the city of chicago is quickly returning

to normal relieved citizens are now

returning to their homes

what a day

uplifting my spears were raised my my

pretty lofty discussion we're having not

to mention corny

but speaking of highbrow

i wonder what the big cheese is up to

curse you clumsy christians come back

here i want to demonstrate a new game

i've invented you play it with a club

and a couple of empty heads

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so

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you