02x06 - Last Stand at Last Chance

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so

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oh man these old videos really bring it

all back that was one righteous ride

yeah the spiral is a saturn supercross

i'll tell you bros i'd give a lot to

have those martian bike wings back oh

yeah not much it gets a little old

listening to you guys crone about how

great those martian wrench jockeys were

ah you're the best sweetheart i'll hoist

the rude bearded

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you know what that means bros yeah it's

time to rock

and ride

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a problem oh no no no just

oil spill what's going on it's all nice

and legal like

and use can't do a thing about it give

me that

it doesn't look good bros the city's

declared this whole neighborhood

condemned and that includes the last

chance garage

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mars

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oh

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we're gonna let them get away with

trashing the last chance garage go

scratch your fleas back boys we're busy

why looky here you've got one yourself

uh got what a

ball i think i just better squash it

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you know bros old lube lips here is

right you can't fight city hall the only

thing is these clowns

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let that be a lesson young vincent

violence never solves anything it

doesn't

of course not son on the other hand

a little exercise never hurt anyone

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frustrate yourselves in the glowing

presence of a serene cheesiness

grand and you go dairy lawrence

lactavious

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uncle not bad

not quite worthy of the splendor that is

limburger of course but then

what could be after all

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uh excuse me bye now what you pee

brained paltrown

uh

it's about those mice surely you would

not allow those swallowed squeakers to

interfere with your assignment

an assignment of the most vital

importance to my coming promotion

uh did i say marge i must have said rice

uh like uh maybe old spice may i remind

you gentlemen that it is honors time on

the planet plutarch and that all i need

for my long deserved elevation to the

ranks of nobility is the destruction of

this paltry little hamlet

there directly below this hovel called

the last charts garage is the city of

chicago's exact geological weak point we

simply insert a putakean vacuum funnel

here

and it's goodbye

chicago

now

all we have to do is to get rid of the

last chance garage and in exchange for

my generosity and offering to tear down

those old buildings for free

the city's planning department has given

me eminent domain

the achievements you know i had domain

once uh i think i ate a bad cheese log

maybe could have been delivered on the

stick and again rosa was very old what a

bit different

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what do you mean i can't do anything

about it am i just supposed to let them

blow up the last chance hey they got a

legal order from the city charlie girl

and that means if we put a hurting on

those bozos they can call the cops

the law is the law now all we gotta do

is keep them from busting up the last

chance till we can find a way to get

limburger off our backs right right well

it just so happens we got the answer

sitting right in our hangout back at

quigley field we do of course we do man

our main ride our spaceship oh but it's

like totals bro all we need is that

armor come on moto vincent you stay and

help charlie hold the fort

no problem and i do not want you

pounding on those clowns and getting

your stupid tail thrown in the slammer

you hear that oh

geez

geez

hey that was raised right okay

that's right

extraminerate demises

hey looks like we got tailgaters ready

for operation in your face sing it bro

here we come just racing down the street

second one two three down

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any last words mousy

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no answer at the hangout i guess they

didn't get there yet whoa i hate to say

it but

this looks like the last stand for the

last chance sweetheart

[Applause]

so long rat lips

wait a minute

maybe i gotta lay off the goats but

nobody says squat about the

machines

i know

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we may have to verify the legalities

sounds like my fans are a coffin

don't get carried away

i now this game i don't know

guys yeah charlie everything okay

not for long are you coming soon we got

sort of uh caught in traffic how's

vincent

i think you better step on it

meanwhile just watch my smoke

okay sweetheart stick right with me

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i just wanted to tell you i don't think

your rig is rated for a load that big

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well

just goes to show you you should always

read the enclosed driver's manual

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well reminds me

time for my smug check

this is intensely distressing um

too true to draw your menthol excellency

perhaps a call to technical support

would be in order

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what's up mates cat scans the name and

annihilation's my game

um just what is it that you do mr cat

scan

what don't i do mate you're looking at

the ultimate in brain power

i had my lunch in that desk drawer don't

get your knickers in a twist mate just

imagine it was your worst enemy hmm

wow perfectly charming

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okay riveted wrapped and ready to roll

yeah buddy good union made martian steel

bro

this stuff will take anything stinkpot

can hand out yep the key will be getting

it there on time though perfect bro we

got him surrounded okay

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all that root beer you've been swilling

has gone right to your butt you better

take up jogging

oh mama

jane fund is gonna have to wait

man i hope my bros get back sooner than

later yeah that smokescreen won't last

much longer

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is a smoke getting to you no way

but strange

the only thing i'm allergic to is cats

do tell i'm not all that fond of rats

myself

what's that let me out

where is he i'll bring it

i never could decide should i throw the

trip away with the mouse or should i use

it again

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there's a feisty little sheila you stay

away from her you freaked out feline

don't tell me mate let me guess

you're getting tired of a little game of

cat and mouse

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oh man

oh please tell me that cat's been blown

back to where it came from

such luck mate

i'm having too much fun

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how about the hasta la vista highway

yeah excellent idea big fella

too bad vinny had to miss this yep yes

you'll have to be the one that says it

hostile

turkeys

nothing like the highlight they broke

for sure if you're bulletproof time to

get our heads out of the clouds and our

tails back on terra firma

you know bro

sometimes i get the feeling we ain't

cheesehead's favorite mice

oh well i suppose there's no putting it

off any longer

dr carbuncle you may

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a thousand welcomes oh most odious high

chairman

may your visage sicken the plutarchy

plutakian slag vulture thank you

limburger you're looking well yourself

now then let's get on with it no

the things i have to do

can sting to stink

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is always so much more

moving in person

how true how touching inevitable

your slime worms sire

excellent

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this hat better be worth the trip

limburger

worth it

worth it

my dear high chairman you're going to

have our inside seat for the total

destruction and harvesting of

what i want to know is how does an alien

know about king kong yeah

what's king kong

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that is

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creep boys projecting these things

mentally i gotta get close to him and

stop them

what do you want i bring the message

from the general

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i thought so first it was king kong now

it's the story of the alamo that kitty

cat's an old-time earth movie freak he

must monitor broadcast movies like king

kong and the alamo in space well okay

then i get cable movies too the general

sent you to bring out women and children

right yeah how'd you know great

we can send out

grandma grandma

i have to use my damn oh no young man

have to use

just don't let anybody take any pictures

of me like this we got tabloids on mars

too

almost there bro good thing too these

guys got a party drive that just won't

quit

where's the pretty little sheila now she

didn't want to come so i broke her

grandma you'll be sorry sweet thing

gotta scratch the sofa tabby

oh yeah

well we'll just see about that

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chattering

trust me mate you'll get a bang out of

this

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is there some problem limburger

a problem your putedness and just a few

uh

three victory fireworks for your

entertainment

oh mr

you can finish it any time now there's a

good kitty

oh he's such a tease

it's all my fault he'd be safe at work

for my big idea oh now you know better

than that darling vincent doesn't like

being safe still we better go put a bell

on that cat

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guys

looks like a

pile driver

i cleared the biggest flaming pile

driver in the universe might i hate a

show-off taro

mouses

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you'll be regretting that

right

in your dreams

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you know something bros i think the

whole mess is heading right for

uncle tell me we at least got rid of

that

i'm afraid not your

it's actually now the strongest point in

chicago

200 years in the garbage mine sounds

fair

doesn't it

oh indubitably your deli crescents

whatever

you say

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yes

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who am

i yeah gee buddy are you okay

that guy right there just slugged you he

did and his pal stole your little friend

uh wait a minute and that guy wasn't my

pal

he was

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got it right here bro set up

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