02x08 - Back to Mars: Part 2

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oh hi hey speaking of hot

did you catch our last episode

my boss lawrence limberger tried to

squash chicago with a big ice asteroid

but the bike of my spoiled all the fun

by stopping the asteroid and capturing

limburg the mice used my mentors

transport chamber to take limburger back

to mars for trial but what they don't

know is that limburger's interestingly

twisted plutakian rival has been

planning for just this moment while the

vika mice and lindbergh get a warm

welcome from old enemies on mars yeah do

you think they'll be tortured

maybe even

ex*cuted

oh

heroes get all the luck don't they

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light your mice from large

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foreign

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oh my dear dear biker mice as your ever

benevolent employer i ever so deeply

regret bringing you into this unpleasant

situation

oh shut your stinking yap you blew

turkey and scum we never worked for you

oh you're much too modest my dear boy

your assistance in the devastation of

chicago was as invaluable as it was here

on mars

skunkfish you set us up

don't be absurd my good mouse why should

i bother well somebody did and it smells

like a plutarchy and stunt to me ah but

who besides myself would hmm

what are you plotting now you fat

slimeball

is this any way to speak to your most

altruistic employer

why if this keeps up i may have to have

you fired fired listen pal if i could

unchain my g*n i'd show you what fire

means rose pros come on calm down this

bloated bag of tanning trap is just

trying to get you go

we got nothing to worry about of course

not my estimable employee

i'm sure your inconsistent associate

that human female is being well treated

by my other operatives

oh settle

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if your oil slick gooner that rainstock

gave it so much a thought just charlie

oh don't worry dear boy don't worry

i'm sure they're being perfect gentlemen

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did i offer you a seat miss

yours going on a one-way trip to mars as

an even swap for our rich mr limburger

fasten your seatbelt it's gonna be a

bumpy night you greasy galoot come

closer and i'll give you a real belt

right in the mouth

the little lady is really scaring me

let's see you try it

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how do you expect me to get this

transporter repaired if you keep

smashing into it hey i'm the one that

has to do all the hard work around here

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where's the henchman's union when you

need him

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destroy all resistance

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don't waste your time grunge skin your

boss is probably halfway up a galactic

river by now

uh i don't think so the boss has these

subtle ways of influencing people's

my good god

think of it

food television and exercise wheel

everything your little mousy heart could

want

just to open a simple little cell door

dear me lad i'm a powerful personage

certainly you haven't forgotten how i

once bought this old planet

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yeah you've been remembered all right

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now there's only one mouse i know with

such a delicate negotiation strategy

carbine time to talk throttle you and me

now

something tells me this ain't the

happiest of reunions

you got that right

that way oh come on you can put that

stupid thing away i'm not going anywhere

yeah

you've said that before now move you got

a good memory yeah i do

and some memories are better than others

carbine this is crazy you must know we'd

never work for limb burger but you think

i'm a fool i know what you've been doing

take a look at this

this was being small just before you got

here

must have been annoying that you were

coming

you and your friends appear to be

helping lindbergh ravage the earth as he

did mars wrong carbine it's garbage

we were fighting cheese face in those

shots not helping them somebody's been

messing with the film to make us look

better do you expect me to believe that

well it's the truth we brought limburger

back here for trial

i don't know who to trust anymore

especially now when there's so much at

risk

look

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look

green

it's

it's green just like mars used to be

before the plutarchians

we call it

the garden of hope

it's all that's left of what mars once

was we've been trying to preserve it but

since blue tarq stole the planet's water

it's

it's been hard

we could've used your help but you

abandoned us oh we didn't abandon you we

were prisoners of the plutarchans come

on vinnie's mask moto's arm that ain't

cosmetic surgery babe that was

carbuncle's dirty work so where's that

creature now babe

i don't know probably up to no good

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i think i'll stick to motorcycles

silence you irritating insect

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according to my scanners his chunky

cheesiness should be somewhere nearby

look

oh it's about time you belated bumbly

buffoons what did you do walk yeah

don't worry but uh i'll have you out of

here in the jiffy

no

believe me carbine me and my bros we

hate blutakians always have i wish i

could believe

but i've already taken too many chances

no wait listen i'll tell you everything

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last 40 million miles from a change of

water but look at this suit

oh

well kindly if that can escape you over

enthusiasticos

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it's tail whipping time what

so this was the plan huh play on our

pass keep me distracted while your

platakian boss escapes and just when i

was almost starting to believe you will

never again

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freedom fighters roll out i want those

prisoners nail

and hard

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sorry soldiers but this is an emergency

there you go sorry we had to get a

little rough akamoto

rimfire

well look at you boy you're all grown up

uncle moto i knew you'd come back

fridge you got to leave the family ties

hanging moto yeah we got to land us a

fish ride free nephew yeah

good speed uncle moto let's

rock and ride

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quickly quickly head to the hills i must

concoct a suitable vengeance upon all

those wretched rodents you've already

strip mined their planet you slime isn't

that enough

no

ask a stupid question

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well bros we're on our own again

the whole planet after us and limburger

up to dirty d it's good to be home

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good as ever but that won't help you now

your orders track them down capture them

and show them no mercy

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where the plutarchy and destruction of

mars first began in earnest oh

i was better hatchling then just

starting out in the business and this

was a rich and virgin paradise

i did some beautiful work back then so

how come news is always messing up now

don't because now i'm invariably

inconvenienced by those blasted biker

mice and if i know them their tails are

on your tail right now

of course you're right my dear doomed

damsel in distress

however

a true businessman knows how to deal

with every

contingency man this trail shows up like

a grease spot on a new shirt well dumb

lindberger ain't he's got to be doing

this on purpose you got that right keep

your eyes peeled bros i got a feeling

there's a bad moon rising

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carbuncle my dear doctor but these good

sand raiders have agreed to accept the

human female as partial payment for

dealing with these wretched rodents

but they want another sl*ve as well so i

secretly agree to give them grease bit

would you kindly accompany him to

prevent his realizing this sad but

unavoidable fact

but of course your spherical supremacy

and may i compliment you on your wisdom

in getting rid of that oil slick idiot

my dear griezmann

circumstances have forced me to secretly

sell carbuncle to the sand raiders would

you kindly escort him to prevent his

escape

glad to oblige the lamb boy

would you just come this way doc why

you're certainly graceful

after you died first you first might die

three sl*ves michael sir as we agreed

now kindly dispose of those mice

will be a pleasure

once those prehensile tail pests are

disposed of i can proceed with my

pulverization of the entire mouse

population of mars oh it's such a

pleasure to work with professionals once

more

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what do you want your drooling dog face

no way

no way

this place brings back memories seems

like only yesterday we were fighting and

blasting through here i can still hear

the explosions

these guys are real gluttons for

punishment

speaking of cuttings 10 to 1 says

they're on lindbergh's payroll let's

ride

let's put those back in the kit dudes

destruction and no innocent bystanders

are getting away i love it

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slick work bros just the usual greatness

yeah

it's just too bad charlie in here to

appreciate just how cool we are

done let's fill me finery me pretty done

this you overgrown jewel factory

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that's an appropriate place for you and

your trashy outfit

hey buzz that fuzz loving female is

getting aways

no concern of mine dear boy the deal to

demolish the biker mice has already been

struck

oh hey boss how come we both wearing

change uh yes i too was curious about

that your slippery smoothness

oh dear

perhaps i failed to elucidate you on a

teensy claws in the contract

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hop to it bros no way those things are

gonna get to jump on us

hey look charlie girl's out on the

rebound oh you know she looks good in

jeans

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i hate when this happens

man don't you just love it how the

ladies fall for me oh no she looks like

she's hung up on something else ah

will you ferberates get your tails and

gear and wrap to me

uh uno memento sweetheart there's some

rivals here for my attention better give

these guys the brush off big time salvo

7 bros all or nothing

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it is so hard to find good help these

days

even on other planets

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you know the biker mice code guys never

let a lady down flying melinda's three

bros

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this is taking our relationship to new

heights hey babe

but do we have a future together like

landing

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oh sweat sweetheart

something always comes along you know

it's starting to sort of envy the girls

who say that guys never take them

anywhere

there you go baby free at last

or maybe not what are these things

martian tangle springs and that can only

mean you're under arrest again and this

time we're going to make it permanent

you pluturkian bootlickers

what are you talking about we were just

fighting limburger

you were fighting sand raiders probably

to let your boss escape take them to the

garden and cast them into the pits how

convenient

all those infernal mice will soon be in

one place at one time

oh

what are you intending to use us for now

your double gluster grossness

oh thank you boss thanks for saving us

from the evil slavers that you sold the

stone

oh cease this grateful groveling we must

make haste to a high point with the

asteroid attractor i've got a simply

smashing surprise for them

and thus

for your crimes of aiding and abetting

the plutarchian invaders you are hereby

sentenced to be cast into the pit of

everlasting doom oh man i'm not dressed

for everlasting doom yeah this is a piss

tough room bros i don't think the humor

is gonna play and while we're getting

indeed you can bet lemberg is getting up

to something rotten

it's working

it's working

when that giant ice asteroid hits the

garden it will destroy those mice

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better won't it squash us too your point

is well taken

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it's been surreal wait wait we can still

try and blast our way out of here oh no

good moto remember they're only keeping

charlie safe as long as we behave we

don't want to drag her down with us

listen you're making a terrible mistake

the biker mice were never traitors they

were prisoners in carbuncle's lab when

they escaped they were shut down on

earth they've been battling limburger

ever since then why were they helping

lindberger escape they weren't they were

trying to catch him and they would have

too if you hadn't shown up why should i

trust you you could be working for limb

burger oh right why would i want to help

a plutarchy and destroy my own planet

you've got to believe me limburger's

still out there somewhere and he wants

revenge the biker mice are the only ones

who can stop him from

i turned it off but that big snowball's

still coming through the river

that you say shows

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i was that round far enough

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man this just ain't our lucky day just

hope it ain't our last

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