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02x13 - Bleu Cheese Bros

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x13 - Bleu Cheese Bros

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[Applause]

and this place is emptier than grease

pits hey but this is where the weird

explosions were coming from yeah and

when shy town rocks the blacker mice

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hey we've been splitting rocks all night

we need our breakfast

yeah well the only thing what's getting

breaks around here is that treasury

falls

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then moving you schools clean out all

the money in the treasury fault be nice

and quiet

once the city of chicago is out of dough

the boss can buy up the whole place real

cheap life and you know what those

stinking mice won't be able to do a dog

thing about it

hey i told you

we're supposed to be as quiet as mice

sweetheart

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hey i'm real sorry to bust your bubble

blubber butt but we're here to create a

cash flow problem for you

[Applause]

these budget busting bunnies is getting

real predictable you know that say

goodbye mouseys

someone's trying to close our accounts

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right

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yeah man i thought the stones were

k*lled but this is

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grab the money so sweets can get out of

here

[Music]

you know the drill bros time for the

good old statue of liberty play first of

all we got to have us a ball let's rock

and went down

[Music]

let's scoot this luke

rose for the quarterback

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i think it's about time he saw some

return on his investments won't you

let's give

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what yeah touchdown way to spike the

ball vinny hey you should see my victory

dance

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hey there's the money we stole from the

treasury boy

life is full of surprises now we can

steal it back

oh yeah

you care to repeat that for a slime ball

oops

did i say steel no uh i might have to be

stolen uh to return i i'm i mean

oh

mr lim boycott ain't gonna like this

[Music]

i absolutely hate it those wretched

rodents have ruined my plans once more

[Music]

with that low red timber seal grease pit

in his schools in prison and myself

short on henchmen

what am i to do with them locked up in

in prison

julian

what a potentially profitable position a

plenty of acquirable acreage replete

with raw recruits and all within those

impregnable prison walls

not even those vile voles could break in

there

what a perfect place to expand the

breadth of my operations and miss

brenneck

get me

the governor

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with grace big doing up a prison cell

we're select no one less speed bump on

the road to victory uh-oh guys i hate to

flash a hazard light but look in other

news the governor announced today that

julian prison has a new warden

providence citizen lawrence limberger

will assume control of the facility

under the limb burger industry's social

reform program oh please social deform

program is more like it oh man we gotta

slam dunk that chunky cheese head yeah

but but how do you go about breaking

into prison well you know julian prison

has announced that they're looking for

more prison guards

in a prison card uniform sweetheart trap

is not my color not you i meant me you a

prison card

cute

locked me up and threw with a key i know

i've been tempted at times no no no i

don't think so it's too dangerous

charlie we'll handle it what locking up

vinny no taking on the prison problem

yeah this is macho motto amato stuff oh

right i forgot silly me

so we're going to blast the way in uh

it's not the best of ideas big fella i

mean that's government property we got

to play this one by the book by the book

eh though then it's simple we get

ourselves in trouble let the police nail

us and whack it's a free ride into

limberger's fat lap yeah once we're

inside we can figure out a way to sneak

the bikes in

it's risky difficult and dangerous

sounds like life as i love it a perfect

way to spend the afternoon

it appears to be unanimous

don't i get a vote on this

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let's

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officers

[Applause]

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where are those

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[Applause]

phase two dead ahead

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[Applause]

i'm sure we aren't causing too much

trouble

you gotta live life with gusto big boy

besides the place was scheduled for

demolition this week

is doing this place a favor yeah and

saving the taxpayers a few bucks too oh

no bros look red light

looks like we've run out of running room

we're trapped like

nice

nice

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you remain where you are do not attempt

to escape hope we didn't overdo it too

much is never enough personally i think

we were very restrained restrained hey

hey the place is still upright isn't it

well

some of it is anyway uh speaking of

upright bros well as my mama always said

it's time to assume the position

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hey uh bros um what is it vincent do

anyone ever consider what these cops are

gonna think when they find out we're not

wearing costumes oh now the big

brainstorm comes through emergency

emergency mass breakout at julian state

correctional facility all units please

respond wait a minute what are we going

to do about them well all we got right

here is three hotshot bikers having a

bad face day what they got there is a

full-scale prison break which could

the entire city let's go

jeez what's a mouse gotta do to get

arrested around here anyway bad face day

then on my account yeah man can you

believe it let us go after all our hard

work they ought to be a law mom always

said i was handsome now they said it was

a prison break out of julian you know

what that means bros big cheese is up to

something rank oh and my menace meter

says it's time to rock and ride

[Applause]

get out david escape with the rest of

the ribs grandpa

mr limburger only wants tough guys for

his good squad

tough guys like me

see

now that's tough

oh

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macho man stuff indeed this card job's a

cinch

and your new uniform here let me see you

look like a large maybe a portly he's

recruiting all the convicts he didn't

throw out of prison into his goon army

just a little off the top i presume

once i give these tapes to the d.a that

blue turkey and slimeball limburger will

be up to his wreaking gills in trouble

and what's this lindbergh stealing all

the dirt from under the whole prison if

we don't stop him he'll undermine half

the state from in here i gotta tell the

guys oh i believe that can be easily

arranged after all this is hardly a

surprise

every time i come up with a delicately

balanced plan to entrap those rodent

friends of yours

there you are

really it's become quite tiresome you're

the one in the trap you fat fish stick

biker mice are on their way here right

now how utterly delightful

i must prepare a suitable welcome for

them

i do hope you'll agree to help i'll

never help pond slime like you

i'm afraid my dear your choices in the

matter are rather limited

these escaped cons we collard our sure

ticket past those walls bros yep we're

just good citizens doing our civic duty

and once we're inside you'll find limbo

and make the jailhouse rock oh check it

out those gates wide open

yes if the jailbirds have all flown the

coop there's no need to close the case

besides if that stink fish limb burger's

in there you know it needs air now

i don't know about this

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revealing some unexpected

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[Laughter]

old stingface thinks he's got us boys

yeah but the trap's on the other tail

now hey let's kneel his fishkey into the

wall

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three

two

one

heroic entrance and so predictably

punctual too

welcome my dear dorm ice welcome to your

delectable

downfall hi guys is it visitors day and

now

if you would be so good as to surrender

we can get on with the

exercise as it were

somehow i don't think this exercise is

for our benefit bros man i hate when all

the blood rushes into my antenna okay

listen up those guys these here are your

training targets your assignment is to

warm their mouthy skins and show no

moisture

yes vincent that would be a great time

for a skate plane because if we don't

beat our tails out of here let me guess

these g*ons are gonna do it for us

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i don't know

punching bag was never my idea of a

knockout career opportunity my old

rayford mama didn't raise me to be a

training dummy

hang tight rose we're about to get

sprung

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let it rip

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three of us yeah finally a fair fight

[Applause]

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here's a chain letter for you well

thanks bro

someone go to the above address and

include us

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before you know it you'll get 20 g*ons

special delivery

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shameful example of prison overcrowding

now but i walk in dripping where is that

lube skull anyway

come on bros his oil slick elite is

right to charlie

come along

mechanic

cease your futile struggles

after all i am

and you my dear are a prisoner

in your dreams lard but

[Music]

you'll pay for that wretched woman buzz

the mice they're after me oh

so naturally you thought you'd bring

them here

[Music]

ah gross look at this it's so fifties

we'll quaff your due later vincent we

got enough to clean up right here tata

you vermin stink and company are taking

a powder

[Music]

there you go sweetheart thanks

i never was one for gotti bracelets now

where'd that slimy salmon put our bikes

i'll show you come on

all the prison gates are locked and the

police are unable to return the captured

prisoners to their cells in addition

there appears to be a mysterious deep

pit in the center of the prison yard the

governor will hold a news conference in

one hour until then this is kent at the

wait something is happening

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[Applause]

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don't let them escape if i wanted to

work for 11 i wouldn't have turned the

crime

i have simply got to improve my training

methods

this sort of insubordination is

inexcusable hello who is

why

mr governor this is indeed an honor shut

up what do you think you're doing

you call this social reform i assure you

governor things are completely under

control mr lim boy get

[Music]

you're quite right i have let you down

and therefore limb burger industries

resigns as prison management effective

immediately

sorry no time to talk i just said my

last paycheck to you i'll get back here

watch it you ever grown grease stain

you ain't gonna get away this time slime

skin can i get a hold of you limb burger

[Music]

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let go you pray for gibbon believe me

i'm considering it

[Music]

the moon is full over chicago tonight

wow

[Music]

oh

the ultra humiliation of it all a real

pain in the man i can't believe he's

getting away clean

maybe he isn't

if we fight dirty

uh disgraceful escape but at least i'm

able to destroy all the evidence against

me

and i obtain vast quantities of soil for

plutarch

thus it is i believe what is termed a

clean getaway

that's what you think cheeseball

oh dear

this does not bode well

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no

no

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[Applause]

now that's what i call a dirty trick

yeah really brought down the house well

it's business as usual for limb burger

low down and dirty sweetheart you really

got a mean streak

i love it

well chalk up another one for the biker

mice bros it's time to rock

and ride

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oh i'll never let these rocks clean

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you