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02x16 - I, Greasepit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x16 - I, Greasepit

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oh charlie you're interrupting my beauty

sleep and believe me you need it but

listen i'm out here on expressway 290

and something smells real fishy get here

proud

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the expressway looks so

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quiet is real highway robbery did we

just wake up in southern california guys

charlie was right this has got the smell

of old fish got all over it yeah with a

side order

well let's get this road on the show

rose

[Applause]

you know my mouse you get to wish it

tells me this is some sort

[Applause]

absolutely pressing vincent don't fret

charlie babe we know when we see it and

lucky for you we just love traps

oh

my offenses rank it smells to heaven

hamlet actually

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good luck at 12 o'clock bros the

pavement's about to pound back

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light your mice from large

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uh

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look at this

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oh

find them find them

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before you have a serious breakdown yeah

like this

and the fun ain't over to the fat fella

shoes fire you diminished dimwit fire

ah

are you sure you figured those angles

right moto hey bumper pulls my game

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go bye

[Applause]

well aren't you gonna say anything

sweetheart

oh i got

get ready bros

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oh well

what can the high chairman do fire me

there'll be nobody else moronic enough

to take this troublesome assignment if i

left what take this left okay

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good morning my accurate administrator

just i just got to say

i'm i'm prepared with my monthly report

but i call back another nonsense i've

been looking forward to your

monthly report

but first things first let's address

each other properly shall we you

couldn't possibly meet that's right

lindbergh bunny up to the screen for the

official plutopian greeting now

how gratifying

now please proceed with your uh report

thank you my stagnant chamber botanist

first off let me begin with the resource

harvesting in the southwest quadrant

isn't that where a certain land holding

continues to elude your grasp hmm the

last chance garage isn't it one measly

parcel of real estate and you can't get

that it isn't that correct you dubious

details details shall we move on

topsoil 14 pounds

tons i meant done

bedrock 80 a ton

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don't judge us love living on the edge

grease scully

well since you asked so nicely

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after careful analysis of expressway 290

i found its condition to be quite

unsatisfactory indeed maybe even unsafe

for your rotund

oh oh

good thing this roar broke my fall and

just what happened to you my good man

nothing oh

nothing to worry a wide seat of

authority over

this cool greaseprint was simply on the

roof doing something

i was doing some falling your high

chairmanship nurse you see it was them

stupid biker mices again after runing

our expressway heist and incinerating

the road breaker those rats special

delivered me here too

this is the final worm

your mismanagement the continuous loss

of costly plutathian equipment and your

general office let us not wallow in

personal epithets all leads me to only

one inevitable conclusion you know even

a like this could do a better job

strip mining earth than you have

in fact grease pit if that is your name

uh grease e pit it's my maiden name

whatever to that end i'm placing you in

charge over the entire operation and

limburger you are here with demoted to

lackey effective immediately

for your boys all this power at my

fingertips to take just by pushing

buttons i can destroy the whole city

from right here

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repeated twice that means we circle

around the world

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[Applause]

since this ain't italy then that can't

be the leaning tower of pisa time for a

little sightseeing bros

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[Applause]

check the chains vincent

[Applause]

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some days we got it coming from all

directions

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yo bros time for a booster shot yeah

before we're all blown out of proportion

wow this really burns my behind

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it's tail whip in time i gotta save the

encore for later vincent i'm afraid

there's a more pressing matter to deal

with

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um

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[Applause]

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hey what are the mice is doing there

stand up sit down fight fight fight

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let's make our point fast and hard

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now there bros is one sad testament to

the state of modern architecture

i think it's time we learned the rules

to this new game of limb burgers

busy fellas just what i always wanted a

window seat into stench central

don't think you're getting away with

that one miss becca lint on this rug and

you've got double combo detail for a

week yes you're smearing a cerius

perhaps with some opportunistic

manipulation i can aid those meddling

mice in defeating grease bit and then i

shall simply reclaim my previous post

ah what a cute little toy platakian kind

of like a halloween

the plight of the domestics

skulls calling the shot no wonder

nothing's making sense well let's drop

in and pay our disrespects

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come on let's go remove that missing

link from the chain of command yeah

that greasy gorilla nearly left me with

a cleft head

check out that action first let's rock

and ride

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oh man i don't believe it that beefy

nitwit snatched the garage

up there

oh now freeze pushing my buttons

are you starting to get the hang

that means chicago is doomed

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the official greeting is reserved for

plutakins only oh

and i've been practicing it all day

come on fellas

i'm tired of the view hanging there

charlie girl

280 tons of topsoil

8 000 tons of sale and then there's that

little old garage

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although a relatively insubstantial

acquisition it does represent a fine

trophy for you mr greasepot

a nice departure from your predecessor's

past incompetence

but i'm nauseous and to assure you that

your achievements have not gone

unnoticed i plan to make a personal

visit to your operation in the morning

why not invite the entire plutokian

review board to come

yeah you want to bring the whole

platakian review board while you're at

it oh splendid

capital your political savvy is

astounding prepare something simple

tasteful yet dazzling won't you oh

certainly my esteemed trout

but i don't got no taste to dazzle

anytime

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took you long enough ace hey it was a

really fun looking rescue though

wasn't it

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hey give those birds a little tap on the

shoulder bro time to clear the air

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home sweet home right jolly

good evening hold on bros we got company

at sunrise tomorrow

greasepit plans a major land withdrawal

at the end of frontage road

that is

wow

our own personal snitch

how cool

rose i think that bit of info was the

cheese on the proverbial mousetrap

uh in closings i just want to say

oh hey excuse me you shouldn't have had

those beans for lunch get on with it

grease palms huh oh yeah and now for the

official-like unveiling

uh

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oh

just

uh

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yeah well that kind of took the fun out

of it after such a great entrance too

now that our presence is known let's

make sure we're heard so sorry to

disappoint you by commence

my sh**ting stars view of this

morning's botched event provided by

cannon bear you grease pit are

permanently demoted to eons

wow we're not a promotion boy oh boy i

can't wait to call mom while you a

lawrence limburger are hereby elevated

to high chairman oh

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how absolutely delightful and tragically

overdue but fitting nonetheless but

that's my position and you came and bear

will serve out limburger's term here on

earth

excuse me but look up in the sky it's a

boy it's a train it's the bike of mice

it's kind of peaceful up here in this

well as they say in the woods

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never fear lawrence octavius limburger

is here

limburger about that promotion never

mind

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oh well

it was ever so sweet while it lasted

[Applause]

boss that's not a good sign

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[Applause]

did you catch that fast quick draw

action bruce

you want to see some fast action just

put me in front of a plate of chili dogs

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