02x23 - Mad Scientist Wanted

[bunniefuu]

toast anyone

no but i will have an after burner

i'll teach those hostile hamsters to

interfere oh

and now for the template

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oh

man oh mama

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give it all you got bros

we just don't know how i love it when

you say that

oh yeah stay home charlie chill

as usual lucky for them i came prepared

with operation tail bail

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come on

[Laughter]

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for mars

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oh

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all right now that you've dragged me all

the way out here on the edge of the

tolerable universe where are these

candidates front and center mr century

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our headhunter's galaxy-wide search has

narrowed it down to these two inventors

your selection sir will be our grand

designer for the cosmos contraption

company and this is dr boris benjamin

zach carbuncle evil scientist for the

limburger industries and this vision of

sheer heaven is ms charlene charlie

davidson

master wrench jockey to use an earth

colloquialism and frequent thorn in the

side

of limburger industries ah yes fat old

lauren slimberger

i don't know which would please me more

stealing away that haughty halibut's

number one man

or having someone in our company with

the good sense and spunk to kick him in

his cheesy shorts

dr carbuncle's memory files are quite

impressive as you'll now see

uncle yes your moldiness i need oil lots

of oil

by thursday hmm

the local refinery should have more than

enough your kingly curdledness

and i know just the fellow to help us

get it

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corroded

at your service partner

observed

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and counting

what's up mates cat scans the name and

annihilation's my game

transporter units are the most trivial

of accomplishments oh but sir it's an

area of expertise that this homely

female has not even aspired to oh

contraire that's rich

no no rest assured she's quite confident

in that area because she's easily

repaired carbuncle's transporter on a

number of occasions

and she is not homely

i hope this works

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don't try any funny stuff you worthless

feta face i warn you i'm prepared for

anything you might do

oh

thank you

thank you thank you thank you thank you

except that

yo miss davidson has never even

attempted the likes of

this

ah so you like to play do you

well here's a slick trick i cooked up

just for you

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company

hey you tar monster i'm a mouse not a

rare rabbit

i believe i've seen enough

carb uncles are a

man so pack him away in ice for travel

era oh and uh eon

just because i'm not taking your miss

davidson doesn't mean i want anybody

else to acquire her expertise destroy

her

what

no

no we mustn't destroy this ravishing

creature so off-handedly

accepted ion your overrated female has

lost and the promised promotion is all

mine um

hold on just one and

uh oh i hit here it is eon you know i

have a one o'clock oh so you do well as

you yourself have so often and so wisely

pointed out mr century a skill valued

most highly of all at ccc is the ability

to adapt quickly and modify existing

equipment on a budget please observe

charlie's got a great plan it's a

dangerous plan that's why i like it

listen up then i've hooked up the sleep

gas canister to this button fire it when

you get inside yeah yeah get to the good

part sweetheart and this is your new

supercharger getting

it will give you 30 seconds of super

sonic speed got that

can this girl cook or what listen to me

30 seconds no more after that boom the

supercharger goes up like a b*mb and if

it's still on the bike so do you

impending catastrophe

that's why i love it

he's a wild man how has he lived this

long well if he takes more than 30

seconds he won't live much longer

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yeah baby

let's shift into third

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uh

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last not this time

please

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yes

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full second despair

hardly even exciting

you were right eon exemplary

small potatoes no imagination no scope

no real magnitude however feast your

eyes on this

g*ons strangle strander

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it would appear the biker mice have once

again chosen to challenge my domination

of the skies assure them the error in

judgment would you my dear doctor

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oh yeah

those magnificent

no traffic lights no stop signs no speed

bumps no cops ah i may never travel

surface streets again

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what the heck is that that vincent my

bro is what i would call trouble from

limburger city

big trouble

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turbulence

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oh missed nobody ever cares about my

feelings no good man that thing's been

covered in blue target armor plate

uh-huh

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bummer

oh yeah sarah very very big

but as they say say it with me the

bigger they are the harder they fall

good thing i was cranking on this job

guys

call those tails your back here

like a plan to me let's do it bros back

to base

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oh yeah i love the way you cook

sweetheart just one teensy problem what

this big engine burns a lot of fuel

and that means you got three minutes of

flight time so so make them count let's

see now three minutes to trash the bad

guys blow up everything in sight get the

stolen grain back to the farmers and

save the whole state of kansas

no problem with tail heroes and your

g*ns bros

it's time to rock and roll

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wow

nice work

i've changed my mind i'll take miss

davidson and just so those obviously

annoying biker mice can't interfere

destroy this paltry planet

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oh please please mr sentry i just can't

lose out to eon he's so so nauseatingly

conceited era darling i don't mean to be

condescending oh that means talk down to

but you see conceit is a fault and being

my father's son i have no faults well

i'm sorry era but unless you have

something pivotal to show me i'm afraid

i'll be going with your brother's choice

a moment just one moment father

um

i've just assembled a dazzling display

oh

hahahahaha

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you got a choice yourself basting pike

yeah we want that shakedown contraption

oh we'll sh**t through you to get it

not a chance you worthless weasels

this

fractionator is going to reduce chicago

to sand for me

behold my newest invention capable of

bringing inanimate objects to life

mobility juice

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looks like trick-or-treat the trick is

we're the tree

sticks and stones is there anything else

in ms davidson's memory files you'd like

me to see eon oh most certainly however

it happens to be the exact same data

that's hidden in the good doctor's more

protected files is that not right era

what

i'm sure i don't know what you're

talking about oh really

you see i've discovered a secret file

labeled backfire now can you say

backfire era

i knew you could

what a truly wonderful night

the biker mice and chicago both gone

forever

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well as my mama always said what goes

straight up must come straight down

hey let's get us a better seat a bros

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i'll tell you what bros no matter how

many times i see it it still brings a

smile to my face

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hold this

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how sickening

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oh

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that would be the complete extent of

their respective resumes

judy

hmm

there's much to contemplate

who wins father perhaps an hour in the

executive sauna will clear my mind hmm

as a tiebreaker mr century might i

suggest we release the current freeze on

this battle

and see who the ultimate victor shall be

does that work for you excellent idea

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i found those mice

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oh

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wow

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i'm really between a rock and a hard

place this time

oh man i'm running out of options bros

throttle throttle charlie what's she

doing here it's an ultrasonic spear

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got it

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oh

but daddy darling it's not there i tell

you she has these mouthy mice to help

her oh please my dear defeated sister

the unfailing secret to being truly

successful is you might want to write

this down darling is for one to surround

oneself with competent people isn't that

right father father yes yes i understand

yes we respect your decision

goodbye

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who might i ask was that the chairman of

the board oh

how is mother anyway don't ask

at any rate in her infinite wisdom she's

decided to fill the position with your

cousin span spell

please he's so wrong

sorry children but nepotism is one thing

you two should thank your lucky stars

for

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morning guys

hey thanks for the assist charlie yeah

but sweetheart how many times do we

gotta tell you you could get yourself

hurt out here when we're shaking it up

with the g*ons listen babe you really

gotta be more careful oh

to live in the shadow of the biker mice

from

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mars all right let's rockers

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there are some traditions i could really

do without

[Laughter]

ride free crackpot

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so

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