02x29 - Cheese Cadets

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the time telephone company suddenly

overrun with the little-known effluvium

with bug

has stopped all operations

while the limburger industries

pesticides division attempts to

control this overwhelmingly stinky

infestation

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oh this is

oh let's get out of here

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fly free my sweet fragrantly foul little

rip bugs

i'm going to miss them so

the magic instrictor is now fully

operational your

queasy then bring me that unoccupied

building over there would you please

one building via telephone line

and tastefully set in translucent marble

just waiting for the nearest drop of

water to release it

oh my dear doctor this really is quite

exquisite

prepare your mata constrictor to place

calls to each and every telephone in the

city and then in less time than it takes

to hang up on the telemarketer

chicago will go to plutarch in a handful

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stink bugs bros

i'd say limb burgers jumping for action

and he better firmly plant his feet cuz

there's gonna be three biker mice from

mars at the end of his line

uh-oh boys biker mice is alert

they have the worst time

no problems my g*ons is all ready for

them speaking of which boss

the c*ons asked me to speak to you on

their behalf about those races you

promised oh we'll discuss that

unappreciated bevy of boneheads later

lubricant leaking lumps

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what no greeting no goon platoon parade

hello

we're here

i don't care for this quiet bros

it feels kind of like a trap

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so

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ride and divide number nine 2252 bros

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yeah

i'm okay but someone's about to eat a

house for lunch

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doctor's orders cough

stay down and have lots of liquids

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quickly carb uncle commence mata

constriction now your tiniest demand is

my fondest wish

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sorry you blew a fuse didn't you you

hassa ked

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hey why don't you hang around for a bit

pal

days coming what day's coming

hop uncle

well that should keep the pigeons away

not to mention folks with weak stomachs

yeah hey what's that misdialed marlin

head want with the phone company

where hot wired your gouda grandpa smith

now that's call forwarding long distance

that's just as well let's go reload bros

then we'll pay that purple pompadour

pisces a cold call he will never forget

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needs not your services

but where's we gonna get replacement

g*ons boys where we always get the new

twaddling twit

from our cadets at the limburger academy

of hard knocks yeah but gee boss you're

catching those motor mices we had to

already graduate the whole school ain't

no cadets left oh for the love of pike

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well

i just ease up on operations and wait

them out after all

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who's revolting more than usual couldn't

have happened to a nicer guppy well

since we're dropping him a line anyway

bros let's say we give him our

condolences

personally

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aerial attack

rose i get the distinct feeling that

we're being provoked

[Laughter]

take this you flexing

labor action indeed i'll personally

blast you into a forensics nightmare

oh

yes

i needed this

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i think he's done provoking and moved on

to attack which of course invokes our

license to retaliate

hey crack a smile once in a while

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sometimes you just gotta reach out and

torch somebody

what do we do boss get out there and

fight you yell about barnacles defend my

empire

i believe this would be an opportune

time to discuss our pay raises your

dapper dollop of butteriness

why you degenerates

no raises either you get out there and

blast those mice or you're fired do you

hear me terminated

deep six

are you thinking what i'm thinking huh

oh i'm sorry uh was that supposed to be

thinking

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with no second string coach lindberg has

got to forfeit the game how about we

give him a good skill in anyway ah he's

sizzling on his own grill so he's

basically harmless let him fly while we

ride

okay

but you understand i now have no closure

in this battle

the best-laid schemes of mice and men

leave us not but grief and pain

wait i don't need them after all i am

stinking rich

i'll just buy new subordinates

but who shall i hire to recruit new

g*ons for my academy

it must be someone tough as names

someone prone to ruling with a

proverbial iron fist and that someone is

the pulverizer

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look at you you pathetic plush butted

blue perfect plutocrat a man never won a

w*r in a purple suit in black limousine

yes quite but time is a running short

general where are those g*ons i hired

you to train you can't build dog

soldiers out of silk purses wimp burger

i was forced to recruit from outside the

friendly perimeter oh really

exactly how far outside

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seems adequate dear general i grind

adequate soldiers under my boat

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i like it oh

i like it very very much indeed

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wonderful dear general

delightfully right on target

they certainly are

in closing these graduation ceremonies

i'll leave you with this ask not what

chicago can do for you ask rather what

you can take from chicago

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what in blazes is going on here is this

a b*mb threat or something yeah

it was a b*mb threat

[Laughter]

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oh

do your ears hang low do they wobble to

and fro can you tie them in a knot can

you tie a veil can you throw them over

your shoulder

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yeah yeah one more time a one and a two

a one two three

time for the flip side bros

oh yeah

let's rock and

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you know it's getting harder and harder

to make a really cool exit these days

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mama while we've been recreating limburg

has been devastating

i knew we should have lacquered that

trap when we had that chance

it's them prime directives attack

whoa there's some serious resentment

here

get up shut up fall back and regroup

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give me a lever long enough and a

fulcrum strong enough and single-handed

i can move the world

archimedes of syracuse we shall attack

and attack until we are exhausted and

then we shall attack again

major general george s patton jr why are

you here pulverizer get back out there

and finish off those runaway rats

negatory on the commands non-combatant

i'm occupying this hill now what

oh indeed

you and whose army

your army oh

quite but

ha

have you truly forgotten that i have the

mighty prutakian leadership standing

behind me you mean

this plutarchan leadership

hello limburger

or should i say goodbye limburger

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but lord camembert

how could you turn against me your most

loyal of disciples well it's simplicity

itself limburger pulverizer is valuable

to me and you are not so consider

yourself out on your gill effective

immediately

i really must protest this decision

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gentlemen comrades please

i too am among the ever oppressed

downtrodden a blameless victim of

heartless cutbacks and managerial

callousness oh good that must mean the

strike's over let's go get some easy

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i wish to discuss a plan with you that

would put us all back in the big pond

with the lucrative bonus

interesting

yes of course your overgrilled

cheesiness

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hello

is anybody at home

just

but something tells me you knew that

you're absolutely right

but contrary to any historical

precedence i came to this hallowed

most neutral ground this

garage this grease spot

to offer my sincerest sympathy to you in

the loss of your comrade he ain't lost

just recuperating no thanks to you and

your full metal lackey the pulverizer

you must understand

that ham-fisted career has taken

control of the limburger empire and

chicago will just as surely follow now

i've developed a plan to stop him but it

will take the three of us to implement

it the three of us

hmm now there's a thought what do you

mean hmm

you want this fish patty riding with us

well he would make a big fat

diversionary target

deal fish gut just

just try not to embarrass us okay

certainly not

you know

i've always fancied myself for someone

well suited for the open road

the wind in my gills tasty bugs in my

teeth

now

where's a vehicle i can ride

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this may be more than my carefully

crafted image can bear

whoa

i must be hurt worse than i thought

now i'm seeing things

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aha i knew it an early morning strike so

typical freedom fighters

make that freedom fighters in one fat

flounder

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the enemy is upon us

this is w*r

i love it

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let's ride and rock free residents

um

or is it citizens oh me

i have seen the bike of ice and they are

my

attack

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occupy yourselves with keeping them

distracted and leave the rest to the

master of vaccinations

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i can't believe you went tail with them

without me bros there's plenty to go

around beat company c company chad

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oh man

we're back

and so is the magic constrictor new and

improved as you requested my cheese

puffiness

oh you may proceed as planned dear

doctor

about leave the mice and pulverizer

until the very end after i enjoy

watching them destroy each other i want

them stuffed and mounted so i may rub

them in camembert's perfidious face

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hey cool i'll trade you that aggie for a

tiger eye prisoners of w*r all of them

ah it'll do good

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hang back bros it's all guys

it's b day publisher b for biting mice

your torpedo what's this w*r coming too

i shall return

well

with this nasty ordeal behind us let us

concentrate once more on collecting a

bushel of these delightful

matter

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soldier never won a w*r in a purple suit

oh

of course

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everything all right bros oh yeah sure

just a little wartime yeah but at least

we didn't lose our marbles in the heat

of battle right yeah great

hey say vinnie uh clue me in will you

bro yeah you didn't have limb burger in

your sidecar earlier did you

why do you ask

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