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02x31 - Garbage Wars

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x31 - Garbage Wars

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there's another garbage truck we can

translate

[Applause]

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why don't we just exterminate that pest

while we're here

hey

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no

this is taking city beautification just

a little too far

how

find your nice remarks

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so

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oh

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wow yep it's trash day all right let's

go dub some

ice cream fragmentized those cheesy

riders this is becoming too

time-consuming you have to again we

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you heard the goober he still wants to

play how about a rousing game a hammer

tag and as always they're it

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hello moto come on open it up bro you're

driving like my great admin hey man quit

knocking on my bonnet i can't

concentrate well how about concentrating

on some return fire big fella here i'll

show you

hey

now that's how the vin man normally

handles it yeah well you ought to use

those busy hands of yours to hang on bro

cause one sudden turn

and you're one with the wind

oh pretty slick save bro but your

acceleration could use some work is that

a fact yes it is you got to goose the

gas like this

hey thanks vincent i think i'm catching

on oh

yeah you just gotta try this

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little fuzzy fur ba*ls

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ah

didn't allow for crosswind did you bro

especially not from the hot air coming

from a certain wind bag breathing down

my neck moto yours

oh

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one

it's time for phase two

what's wrong with the face you got i've

kind of grown accosted to it oh please

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don't care for the looks of that stay on

it

they're bros away make that got away

excellent work for once

excellent

as we planned by next week chicago will

be covered with redland rotting refuse

the good citizens will of course be

forced to flee the city in disgust

leaving me behind to got it but

what if people hauled their own trash oh

yes indeed but where

you see i've prudently purchased and

sealed off every landfill within 500

miles thereby severely limiting their

options

quite brilliant your 31 flavorfulness

yes isn't it

oh

there are some days i simply cannot

appreciate myself enough

[Music]

a series of mysterious attacks of the

city's garbage truck fleet have

virtually paralyzed trash collection

services thus

chasing all of chicago's citizens from

the city it froze

oh man this smells worse than limburger

flies on laundry day we got gotta do

something hey wait just a darn minute

scraping up garbage is not in this

mouse's job description bro well i'm

afraid it just got penciled in vincent

oh man i hate this

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oh man i love this armor to pele

hella to the babe

and the babe to center field

trash down

okay billy white shoes bro let's bag it

and boogie time to see what these new

turbochargers and charlies can do

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whoa mama come on baby

let's do the twister

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turbo's on spinning charges along this

is so cool

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yes yes crown me the king of all garbage

no contest

how dreadfully disappointed

who'd have thought those revolting red

planet rodents would decide to play

amateur garbage collector it's enough to

oh

one moment

amateurs oh yes of course that's it what

i need are professionals

professional garbagemen with

professionally pungent garbage

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oh man we're almost done and i was just

getting warmed

whoa

something really stinks hey hey

after packing trash all day you boys are

no bouquet of petunias either believe

you me you are for stoking

no man it's worse than that it's more

like

like sweaty socks and rotten eggs

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grossest national product ah freshly

leaked from the yucky yummy bottom of

garbage cans it's one ton of fun

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[Laughter]

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man

i'll probably have to burn this now

and it's your best outfit too not to

mention his only outfit

what is this stuff some kind of pootarki

and brill cream and something special

for any extraterrestrial rodents around

a touch of mobility elixir complements

of your own

ability elixir again i've been there

done that yeah we don't even get to rub

shoulders with old al capone this time

who does we'll be back but you will not

looks like this crash is going to take

us out

[Music]

sensible diet a little iron then on to

the protein

i'm for changing their menu

one power lunch coming up

pepperoni

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oh man this is getting beyond

gross boy you think we just gave them

their vitamin vegemites maybe they'd

like to top it off with a little junk

food

well then these martian mine flambes

will hit the spot hit it three two one

uh-huh just no stomach for imported

delicacies well speaking of imported

what say we tariff those flying stink

brothers

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i love these working vacations on earth

great food

great smells great sides a shot at

meeting

ah because of the pungently powerful

aroma of plutarchy and louis juice the

populace continues to flee the city now

i shall move on to phase three

wow

why is everyone getting new faces but me

i'm always out of the loop

guys expel anything interesting lately

oh are you pouring biker mice back for

more yeah try our triple slime dip with

stink bug sprinkles we call it the

mcswill

time to skim that from targeting scumbag

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i'll fix those spin

watch to burst your balloons belch

brothers but the party's over

yuck that's it enough is just enough

let's pound these putrid punks and we'll

make a mop up this glop now do me a

favor ben ride down wind will you

would you care for more delicious earth

garbage to ease this thing of defeat

hunker oh yeah binging always raises my

spirits up about with the biker micellar

you know these coffee grounds make a

tasty burrito especially when garnished

with eggshells and maggots to give it i

appeal hacker that's right you know i

don't understand the earthlings hunker

who would throw this stuff out

congratulations um

gentlemen

except for your usual humiliating defeat

those vermin it was a commendable job

this wreaking city has now been

delightfully deserted well it was not

for nothing we were named pluto's

scummiest garbage man of the year yeah

and dumping stinky stuff out is almost

as good as eating it or bathing in it

all over our clothes and jumping on

people

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yes yes yes that's quite quite wonderful

i eagerly await him

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i do believe that last belch actually

permeated this vidcom screen

well another benefit of earth trash

potency

well uh as i was saying i eagerly await

your building consolidation procedure

what was it you called it oh yeah it's

the robo smasher or a pattern pending

robo masher i believe that sounds

absolutely extraordinary

i wonder if you wouldn't find a

temporary diversion before actual

operations begin but specifically a

little to be in payback acid

smashing those mice to mush it will be a

repulsive rotten stinky job freebie

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your mother must be very proud

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check this bros it appears the belching

booty based boys have discovered our

presence

so much care for the way that thing's

shaping up

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now that's a major appliance

you know what would go well with our

last drops of louie juice hacker yeah

yeah some mice cubes

i hate to say the obvious bros but this

stinks

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pack these away garbage mouth all right

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farewell to thee biker mice once you

detestable dormis are defeated i'll be

off to plunder pillage and pocket this

entire city

greece prepare the backhoes for

phase four

excavation what are you doing gee boys

if yous is getting all these new faces

i'd likes to have your old one

oh

if it wasn't such an improvement i would

be furious

stone skip maneuver number seven eight

picky

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that certainly went well

now that we're on automatic pilot

would you like another chicken schmaltz

pork rind and fly wing shake hacker yeah

it gives me gas

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extra spicy

something tells me the rodents have a

plan i got something tell me we're about

to know what it is

how about you sulphur stinking siblings

inviting us in time to transport hacker

i am with you hunker roll out the

welcome break out the phone china

because you've got company

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you know we had one of those robo-master

things at garbage man's school

but all of a sudden it ate up the

teacher oh shut up i'm faced with

failure yet again

oh mr fenster would have been 54

i think i'll go for a walk maybe to

miserable eight with the hot cup of java

joe

she was getting dark early these days

must have been that day night savings

time

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well we just got this whole city swept

up nice and clean yep i say we dump this

coagulating cargo i'll just find us a

suitable site we'll go after the biggest

piece of trash of all

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yes yes and i chairman i'll have him

send in the plutokian national guard

what do you

oh

do you own an umbrella

looks like we crashed the dinner party

hacker good i'm hungry

no

no

this is the absolute worst nothing can

beat this nothing

absolutely nothing except for maybe

that

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transporter on automatic vincent set

descend c-o-d

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you know i think i'm gonna miss that big

trash masher yeah me too any brooder

could back away that much junk food is

definitely a friend of mine

hey bros let's say we take advantage of

these empty streets

last one to quickly field is a puddle of

louie jews

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wow

morning already

i'll just never get used to the saving

time schedule

hey

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perfect i prefer a little sweets to

start the day off never can has too much

sugar you know

excuse me it must be something i ate

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