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02x39 - High Rollin' Rodents

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x39 - High Rollin' Rodents

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instantly

hey it's not like you weren't expecting

us once

yeah when shutdown starts shaking us

rockers get rolling besides whoa

you really need to be back

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um

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whoa the city still got ease yeah a

perfectly natural reaction to a gut full

of limb burger

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it's a mouse grenade it's a time b*mb

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when we're right we're right bros looks

like the big cheese is melting the

moorings right out from under city

central he's always finding faults with

shy town and sometimes even making up

new ones we gotta bust them up our

uptown's going down let's rock

it's them stinkin mousekaroons

time to toast their cookies

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find your voice

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right

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oh man i guess i'm going with the floor

stay cool bro while we chill that swill

with a little freezing freon from the

old ac

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what's the rush bros there's a half a

second to spare now for daffy duck and

the crisco kid

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speaking of flashes this gizmo is about

to go critical let's fail compadres

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[Applause]

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i mean it is so difficult to maintain a

smoke-free workplace for those mice have

infested it

what

oh no

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oh

my dear doctor

it would appear that those maddeningly

metals mice have once again caused a

cash flow calamity

bucolic bossiness yes

the costs of constantly rebuilding my

tower are beginning to positively

bankrupt me

and of course they're having a few oh

minor personal expenses mean significant

devices really but then is not a

bluetocking legend entitled to a few

innocent

no no not again the high chairman would

most certainly string me up by the gills

no

somehow i must find my needed funding

here on this rich little planet

my favorite singer in the whole world

from the cash cow casino in las

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las vegas

casino

gambling

i believe that yoga yahoo has given me

the germ of an idea

doctor dust off that secret toxic waste

dump i've been using in the middle of

lake michigan we'll transform it into

our own las vegas or should i say

lost wages for the citizens of chicago

root beer floats on the house for my

best and prettiest customers hey

thanks chef hey right back at you must

be my new cologne

i was talking about miss charlie here

vincent why thank you andy see vinny

chivalry is not dead even though some

people keep bashing it in the teeth hey

only when it deserves it

hey look for us the plane the plane

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welcome my friends welcome to limburger

island home of the cheese knuckle casino

where dreams come true

my dreams their nightmare

yeah come on boys why won't you give me

just one little chance hey i know joy

newton's act backwards

and some of it forwards

oh donkey chase

dear boy we wouldn't want our patrons to

lose their absorbent lunches now would

we besides we already have our

expensively acquired lounge act

dr carbuncle have you ensured that the

games are properly rigged the sooner

susceptible suckers

patrons lose all their money the sooner

i am securely back on my financial fins

so once they become bankrupt i can take

advantage of my patrons desperate

gambling fever and convince them to turn

all their real estate over to me for

shipping back to plutarch

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oh life is a circle isn't

it games are now completely under my

control your freaking awesomeness

excellent

excellent at this rate it will be merely

a matter of time before all of chicago's

wealth and all of its valuable land

becomes the sole property of lawrence

octavius limburg

oh mother was so very right greed is

good

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[Applause]

what a righteous day oh yeah

but all is this right in the world

there's only one heroic thing left to do

you got it moto my man

honestly

oh bros looks like we got a wrench in

the wiener works here of all the looks

like old catfish trying to dump

our best dive hey

let's ride

all right i'll just sit here and catch

up on my knitting let's jump that jungle

joint jumper

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only one way to cool that cooker bros

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triple bypass maneuver six bros now

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yeah we battle what now to collect our

well-deserved praise try not to block my

spotlight will ya thanks for the help

boys but

you really shouldn't have done it

hey we couldn't let that fat fish faces

flunkies flatten your place not my place

anymore it's limb burgers oh you got to

be yanking our tails

some speak huh i've been a fool boys i i

lost everything at limbo's casino

including the diner i should have known

better than to be stupid and gamble but

casino eh well

if old flounder fanny was running the

games i guarantee they're as full of

rip-offs as a used car dealer convention

we can't lose the hoagie diner bros guys

i've got an idea

sorry sweetheart we specialize in deeds

not words let's rock

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three rebels without a clue

well someone around here needs a plan

now andy how did you say you got to that

crooked island of limb burgers

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[Applause]

you know we really do need a cool

catchphrase for stuff like this

ladies and gentlemen hey we regret to

announce that our scheduled lounge

singer has failed to appear in his place

though i give you the sinatra of sludge

that sebaceous songbird the old black

monster mr shelters himself give it up

for the fantabulous grease kid

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thank yous you're beautiful everyone uh

maestro if you please

yeah i left my twos

in san francisco

oh mama they bringing back the gong show

we know old cheese logs cheating the

chumps but we need some proof so i'm

gonna snoop around and find out how he's

rigging the game and while you're doing

that yours truly is gonna provide a

little distraction hey you're not

planning on gambling are you oh no way

gambling's for losers of course my way

it's not really gambling

hey vincent these guys don't play fair

hey don't sweat i'm into all their

tricks okay remember what they called me

back on mars class goof off motor mouth

cheese for brains then even no no not

those i meant mr sleight of hand

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i don't remember that you remember that

i never heard it boy's delusional well

they did

now all i need is a little incognito

ease

looks like mr slide hands losing his

grip

i'm just tying with them

um got any money you could spot me

chip

change

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what

man

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sweetheart what are you doing here what

are you doing in this cornball outfit

you dig it don't you we're in disguise

oh yeah you really blend in with the

crowd

my dear meddling mechanic those inane

outfits are absurdly obvious

shall we arrange to relieve them of more

of their money your princely farmer's

attitude i knew those games were crooked

i'd better warn vinnie and moto they've

been made

these ain't going nowhere nosy cause

yous are about to cash in your

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oh chips

ever so gratifying of you to drop in

vermin as you can see i've made certain

arrangements to assure your total

discomfort t*rture huh you expect me to

crack why no mr mouse i expect you to

die

oh man forget this rack you're gonna

k*ll me with that breath of yours first

what's up charlie ma'am i thought you

might need some of my usual help so i

cooked up these special chips these blue

ones have a tracking device inside when

you lose one we can track it back to

lindbergh what's the red ones do these

are for emergencies only

they're plastic expl*sives with a

five-minute time delay what there's

enough here to level the whole island oh

now you're talking all right give me

some of those hey hey don't hug all the

red ones bro

let's try these babies out

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how wonderfully ironically

to be tortured at the hands of one's own

bona me

oh uh bro

if you prefer

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it's working the scanner shows the chip

funneled into a room on the other side

of that wall five will get you ten

that's limburger's secret office sounds

like a sure bet well time to make our

usual entrance hey vinny oh man

how could a born winner like me be

getting no payouts this machine must be

defective

since this one arm band it only takes

and it never pays out maybe it's time to

affect some internal repairs

i do hope this is all not too much of a

stretch for you

come on bro this stuff is for suckers i

was just about to win too

pardon me

our prisoners on which in cohorts are

about to stop playing

last and just when the tension was

growing terminal

though it pains me to say it

set the machine to

pay out yes your wish is my privilege

your fragrant fitness

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mega

money i got news for you mr luck you're

gonna be rodent ratatouille when that

red chip blows dump that duck it big boy

now

i'll get it

whoops

uh oh boom time lose those things fast

there's no way to turn them off

ditch those chips into limburger's lair

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good luck i can't lose hey you want to

get those chips to limb burger's office

i'll show you how

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hang tight bro i couldn't hang much

tighter if i tried

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all right

i'm a loser just remember you said it

those chips are gonna blow in a couple

of minutes sweetheart get everybody off

the island now there's biker mice work

to do the island's gonna explode

everybody to the planet

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time to foreclose on this fun palace

bros screaming eagle air attack five

let's rock and roll

alert all g*ons get those meddling

martian marmosets now

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oh mama hang on little darling hang on

jackpot

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further consideration i propose a quick

turnabout

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oh

yeah i guess that's one of those flying

fish and gravity's about to reel it in

hook line and sinker let's rock

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open for business

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mummy always said there'd be days like

this

but why so many of them

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