03x01 - Biker Knights of the Round Table: Part 1

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it's just too quiet yeah a whole week

now and not a peep out old lobster lips

it's not natural i'm getting a willy d's

we all are bro of course some of us are

handling it a tiny bit better than

others

my turn to spackle been watching this

old mouse again huh bro

and now we have behind door number one

can't take it anymore i need to whip

some tail

hey chill adrenaline mouse at least this

break's giving charlie a chance to give

the bikes their 20 million mile tune up

okay okay

what say we just go bust up a few g*ons

even one please maybe even just kick

their tires

yeah he's in bad shape bro suppose let's

think look look if it's this quiet perch

puss must be up to something right well

if he is

isn't it our born duties heroes heroes

to put him on ice um he does have a

point well there you go let's rock oh no

wait a minute vincent charlie said our

bikes weren't ready yet she's just a

perfectionist

besides it sounds ready to me makes

sense i'm in well at least we'll find

out what lindbergh is up to and uh we

are running out of spankle

see on the cover of heroes sweetheart

we're going to whip us some blue target

white guys no come back oh

i haven't put the weapons back in your

bikes yet

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it's my turn chucklehead

what hey

bogus where's my lasers

hey i got no grappling hook

king shot

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and we're about to get frosted

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wait

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free form number nine bros

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shall we gentlemen

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oh man all dressed up and no fish to

scale

look at here lindbergh left a little

treat behind for us heads up rose

bet your guppy guts in the lab

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hey bros check out the goodies beaming

out of carbuncle's transporter no wonder

childhood's not around he's out

stripping over from somewhere else

caught in a deadly crossfire

what could

your weapons aren't working yep nothing

gets by her

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okay

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they're getting away bros my bike oh let

me have those

baby case

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oh

oh man i gotta lay off those double root

beers and hot dog smoothies

oh i don't know what happened but i

better get your bikes battle ready i

wonder where those g*ons are i wonder

where we are wherever we are it looks

like limburger's been doing the

landscaping it's the same stuff that was

pouring out of the transporter yo bros

check this out cool you found a way to

pack our battle armor i did manage to

complete a few of my improvements for

the new model year they were supposed to

keep you out of trouble hey duh we're

heroes we live for trouble

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man that transporter must have dumped us

onto some planet a giant refrigerator

magnets i don't know they look more like

angry refrigerator magnets behold their

wheeled steeds they must be in league

with the evil baron

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metal heads are making a big mistake

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hey

the witch fights well

what are you calling a

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i witch these citizens still want more

they're coming

dragon that looks more like your basic

plutarchy and backhoe to me i fear no

man or beast

swords dragons

you know if i didn't know better i'd

swear we were back in the middle of come

back lancelot

oh my gosh i knew it we gotta save him

you mean you know that walking piece of

aluminum siding those guys are knights

this is the middle ages we've gone back

in time all right then that calls for

tactic xxi come on bros

hey but you heard him i'm a fighting

kind of winch oh great see you at the

next wednesday

well look you look easy it's wanted to

move inside clean

say nighty night night

where'd their mouses come from

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i sure fly by

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hey ever see a dragonfly off a cliff

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guess these babies needed a little bit

more time up on the rack

that stinker peter worked like a charm

boss them mouseys is now drowned like

water rat

he's just gonna hate himself in the

morning

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this time no more mr

oh why do i surround myself with the

evolutionary challenged

come on let's go change this oil

now it seems first we got to meet the

neighbors

oh man do we have to whip these tin men

again all right but one more step you've

the honor of having saved my life

warrior oh

right it's uh it's what i do

are you really this or lancelot i think

arthur we are his knights of the round

table at your service my fairest of

ladies i regret to see the dragon ate

your clothing what

oh

hey lance keep your mind on your horse

you warriors have slain the dragon who

devours our countryside we must

celebrate you shall accompany us

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honest boss you weren't my fault grease

pits you're dripping on the tapestries

uh chubby boys

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let me use this big towel here to dry

that's a little scratchy but who's got

tiles like the dudes anyway

say boss when do you think we can go

back to chicago not until we've

completed this activating

petroliferous

unfortunately plutarch requires the

purest form of tin ore which exists only

in this dreadfully damp ancient england

even their worms leave a nasty

aftertaste oh good news your heart

clogging creaminess the time

transporters automated repair systems

have been engaged to undo the mice's

damage

excellent

and as for those rodents it was an

inevitability that they would follow me

back here

but there's something i brought back

into time with me that they didn't an

extremely unpleasant aquatic

there are no petrol stations or oil

refineries in ancient england so

eventually the mice will quite simply

run out of fuel

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members of the court my liege arthur

lord of all england queen guinevere i

present the noble slayers of the dragon

and the lady

remove your helmets and bow in the

presence of the kingdom queen ah that's

probably not a good idea you must heed

the lore of the realm hope they got

their seatbelts fastened

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no don't be afraid these three brave

warriors have uh been put under uh

an evil spell spell spell my tail

they've been transformed into giant mice

oh

what a terrible fate

there's nothing terrible about this part

good merlin as royal wizard have you no

potion with which to reverse this

enchantment oh i just stuff i shall try

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oh strange

i spent a fortnight squeezing this stuff

out of little blue elves

enchantments all know they have slain

the rampaging dragon and thus are our

honored guests

i decree a grand banquet

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root beer what is this root beer oh man

this really is the dark ages

well carb uncle is the transporter

operated yet

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the drilling probes have located the

largest concentration of pure tin in all

of england under the castle known as

camelot

camelot oh how deliciously devilish the

all that must be god lies in one perfect

spot for after we get through with it

then i'll be

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give me some more

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yeah buddy

man these are some rude crude dudes

my kind of guys

what is this old gym socks you got any

root beer root beer soil i've never even

heard of such a beverage until you

arrive yeah well come on cookie we're

going to the royal kitchen we got work

to do

gross

this is not quite the way i pictured a

banquet at camelot oh

why is that oh i don't know most amazing

how does this stream steve move

substitutionary locomotion spell number

seven same diff internal combustion

engine using gasoline for fuel oh

stupid dress gas only yeah and we're

almost out

say you wouldn't have any we could

siphon would you ah well that's not

but i am well versed in alchemy perhaps

i can mix a fog's head of this hmm guess

oh lean

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all right time for you bros to try the

real thing

genuine chicago style root beer

delicious

oops beer seems such a common name

it shall be called sausage after

gwynevere's mana that should silence the

old dragon

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i see vinnie's making friends and

influencing people as usual

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i hereby declare this contest to be a

draw what what

double or nothing pretty boy come on

vincent we have more important things to

do like finding limb burger hey lords

and ladies i beg to announce the arrival

of the banana monster lord limburger

accompanied by his wizard

jester and sir

the duke of oil well well bros guess

who's sneezing to dinner you dare enter

camelot limburger you whose dragons

ravage our land oh my not quite the

gracious welcome i'd imagined but

perhaps you're overworked due to an

obvious infestation of vermin

possibly my wizard can help you

exterminate them take your best shot

whiz they're all in good time

state your business baron limburger then

be gone but of course your kingship as

part of my um

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policy i'm prepared to make you a

generous offer for a certain burdensome

parcel of real estate namely camilot

do you

you preceptus mountain bank camelot is

not to be bargained more like dale bombs

sorry you wound me to the quick my honor

must be avenged

i challenge your knights to a jousting

match uh hereby said you dropped this

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i propose the stakes of the just be

modest to say

camilla don't do it your majesty this

stink fish doesn't play fair and us a

challenge is a challenge and the rules

of chivalry demand that a tournament be

arranged excellent

then let the m*ssacre

tournament begin

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i shall wear this for good luck milady

i knew it those charges are choppers

we'll nail these nights for you king eh

we need no help my leave

that box

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one must guard against the ugly

possibility of fair play

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we know what to do

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so lancelot

oh

my my what a stunning upset kindly

affects your seal and camelot will be

mine

wrong barracuda but yeah it ain't over

until a fat fish squeals but i must

protest

they're not knights they're mice this is

a most serious breach of protocol

they're honorary knights you hear that

the second team buddy the biker knights

of the round table

easy on the gas guys sounds like

merlin's not having much luck cooking up

our refills

i'll wear this for luck dull

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what tail guys for camelot

indeed with this pow tail yes

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check your sundials

it's time for nightfall

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let those prehensile pests waste their

precious petrol

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win or lose camelot will nevertheless be

mine for archaic offensive maneuver 12.

yeah

rock on

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carbuncle and grease they're gone

limburger's up to

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it appears our fortunes have reversed ah

but your majesty

appearances can be ever so deceiving

oh mama these knights are robots i'm

definitely taking this up with the union

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me

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