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03x02 - Biker Knights of the Round Table: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

03x02 - Biker Knights of the Round Table: Part 2

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foreign

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mars

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so

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right

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whoa

these bozos are bots bros i think it's

time for an executive conference

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oh dear me it would seem that your new

bachelor knight's hands speak turn tail

how very embarrassing for you sire in

truth i fear i have misjudged their

valor how disappointing well at any rate

let us now complete a little real estate

transaction

your oil seal if you please

hey what's with the timeout we're

supposed to go before the joust time to

even this playing field vincent medieval

maneuver number one so what a new number

i just added to our repertoire

battle over all right dressing for

aggression i'm kind of glad charlie over

packed for this trip with this seal i

hereby deed to you

the royal palace of camelot ah a

coderoid moment

and me without a camera

what

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i'd say we're uniquely suited for this

battle wouldn't you finish off those

lots of lemmings

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hey looks like a fly by night

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this is k*lling all credibility with my

local allies hopefully the demented car

bunker is very better with his mission

that's the last of the bombs cover it up

after i'm out of the hole your medieval

mutton head

hey protocolic says you're supposed to

call me the duke of oil

after all being ranked has its

privileges you know

once these charming little charges are

detonated camelot will be blown sky-high

unearthing

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and her violets or face wrath of merlin

it's not nice to mess with modern

science your ancient foolishness

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hey robo bro don't miss our two for one

m*ssile sail

yes sir there goes another satisfied

customer

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it would appear congratulations are in

order sire

sorry i can't stay for the victory

celebration i'm certain it will be

quite a blowout

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in the name of the crown i dub the

throttle

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oh vinny

hey watch your ears okay knights of the

round table

be brave and loyal

did you hear that charlie girl

charlie

too much root beer

any luck negative and merlin's missing

too i'm starting to get a real stinky

feeling about all this

down here pronto

the barons wizard the oozing duke

they took the lady charlene

wizard

carbuncle fish face is gonna be

fertilizer

hamburgers nab charlie your highness

this is an outrage the lady charlene was

under the crown's protection prepare the

catapults need be we shall lay siege to

limburger castle to ensure safe return

for the glory of camelot and the lady

charlene

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any idea where limburger's castle is oh

sure it's no problem the cook wrote

directions on this potato

it says hang right at ye crossroads then

go under 20 leagues it's a piece of cake

this does not look cool bros and we're

closing in on empty

yep yep i told you

just like home

exactly like home i came 900 years for

this

time for the biker to take themselves a

nice little dip

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hey nice job there gents but uh a little

bit premature because we forgot to say

our last words

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have a nice day

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you see that rose that bird just saved

my tail feathers she is no mere bird

warriors

i thought parakeets were smart she is my

sorceress morgan lafaye

no kid and uh you would be citizen i am

his majesty arthur's nephew some mordred

at your service don't suppose you folks

know where we can find baron limb

blubber do you

limb

ah

yes

limburger we know the foul baron only

too well yet another fan of old stink

cheese he

is one who has been plumbering my lord

mordred's land don't sweat it bird lady

show us where rick faces and we'll take

care of him up close and personal it

will be our privilege to guide you

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you know

i kind of prefer her without feathers

yeah well nobody's perfect bro she'd

probably prefer us without tails oh and

don't ride under the bird

well looks like old chubby chowder

cheeks forgot to put out the welcome mat

well we're going in we lose our

drawbridge

and we got the perfect housewarming gift

let's rock

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something's eddie fishier than usual

bros

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welcome to my castle warriors your

castle oh mama we've been used and

abused

hey you forgot to clean the grunge from

behind your curtains thank you for

taking those petulant biker mites off my

hands when i permitted your dragons to

dig up my lands you vowed to use your

powerful weapons to make camelot mine

patience my lord patience only good time

that transporter is ready to resume all

shipments immediately your butterfly

dude army business calls my lord mordred

do terminate these heinous hamsters

won't you

buy mice

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wake up and smell the noodle bros oh man

oh i'll never play dungeons and dragons

again

rotten now calm down bros let's use our

heads and our tails

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quietly vincent yeah

just like mice

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oh

oh god stop them

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mama

ladies got an outfit for every occasion

what was it you said about dungeons and

dragons man don't you hate it when your

jokes backfire

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could she ever use a breath mint

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number eight

personally i think he's gonna make a

very nice birdbath

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good old mirror maneuver 110.

it's 111. so

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now those swept finding fish looks now

just follow the yellow brick transporter

glow king arthur and the guys are

probably ringing in his doorbell right

now

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oh man not cool

with nearly a petrol station in sight

for the next thousand years

oh man looks for wrestling not for

rescue by the time we get to fish

fanny's castle he's gonna be a long gone

grouper hey

watch and learn bros i'm gonna lasso us

a little extra horsepower say vinny i

wouldn't approach from the rear like

that yeah bro he looks a little

temperamental

uh making time on the bovine express

yeah more like the milk run why don't

you guys just jump over the moon okay

it is no use

the barons bewitched weapons keep us

from preaching the castle uh excuse me

sires hi there listen you know where a

mouse can get a cold root beer

next time i'm calling the travel agent

okay yeah these discount airlines are my

pets right free warriors you said

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mouse power rolling

rolling rolling down

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charlie girl where are you

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empty but this isn't mousey's freeze

gee guys a lummox with a laser

welcome to castle limburger oh mighty

biker knights of the round table and a

loser with a locks let her go now beluga

blubber i think not

actually i'm rather glad you fearless

verbals could make it for the obligatory

exciting finale

now you'll have a front row seat while i

obliterate camelot and then in quick

order your loaths themselves

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says i have found the formula cats lean

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now that's what i call just plain rude

oh mama this gas must be 200 octane

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you know i'm getting to kind of like

this yeah it grows on you

we've reached the walls with battering

rams and overcame the defenders where's

my lady

thus i end the age of chivalry chivalry

ends not by your hand limburger

oh

how monday

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we must reach the transporter before

they do

test the jets guys they're gonna leave

us back here well your majesty forever

in chicago farewell valiant comrades you

are true knights of the round table

remember me my lady

remember me farewell my night in shining

armor

oh please

automatic destruction boat is set for 10

seconds perfect those miscreant

marmosets will never make it in time

this stuff is really kicking in i just

hope it's kicking hard enough

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blast those

bikers back to the bronze age okay

stretch your stuff this ought to settle

the great tin robbery of the ages and

their next stop

the twilight zone

she's gonna blow so should we hit it

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now you see it now you don't looks like

that time transporter took its job

seriously yep

somewhere in time old kelp keister is

making a mystery of history

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well i think we're massively out of

danger

after a fashion

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