03x04 - Pitfall

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now how do you know it was us guilty

conscience hey dog greasy and ugly you

stealing or borrowing this gram

juice figure it out much

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enjoy the view

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three strikes and you're out

drop them boys or we'll drop them for

you

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bro unidentified falling object

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mars

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oh

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boys boys where's your manners yeah if

we wanted to get off our bikes we would

have done it without

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out of fuel

i knew i should have topped up a tank

back the crab nebula

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chicago

did i fall right in the fat lap of that

luxurious modern slim bugger

good evening gentlemen

i'm happy to report that i'm perfectly

all right have a better in fact shut up

prisoners at the pit bus are never all

right

the pitfalls say uh will kindly inform

this colorfully non-deployment

individual that perry provolone former

private council to plutarchy and high

challenge cannonbait demands asylum

silence

throw him in with the other captives

what i'm handmade wants a face litigious

liability you heard the man

let him go

you're gonna have to take him for bye

maybe i'll do just that

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another stalemate

didn't know you recycled plutarchy and

garbage

perry wrinkled

a primo facial pleasure my card

we're talking class action suit here

yeah you can leave anytime this ain't

over

not until all the pits are mine again

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oh

what's this it's fat free low sodium

slime worms boss it's the high chambers

corporate diet plan so you lose a

hundred pounds by next week's review

remember listen here you budget-brained

brilliant team if i want a whole drop of

worms then you are better limburger

not give me any or you're fired

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has embezzled large amounts of gold

gills and fled pluto

his escape pod fell to the earth area of

chicago

i need him back immediately

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now just what could that pungent plea

bargain of provolone be up to hey you

ain't coming in here's without an

appointment

i just penciled myself in you dare

what do you want you nocturnal nade does

this fish-faced fugitive mean anything

to you

problem oh absolutely nothing while you

ask you don't um

happen to have him do you yeah hey boss

ain't that the guy who you're supposed

to find for the high chairman

you mutton headed more on this in here

limburger i'm prepared to lead you right

to him how admirable of you

and in exchange

i need more men

more weapons and your transporter i got

some boy steve in the fireworks factory

for expl*sives and i want to double time

the job by my my what a demanding

grocery list

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oh groceries

this couldn't possibly have anything

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of course quite that self-appointed

lawman of your nefarious domain

oh pit boss you have yourself a deal

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odds are stacking up heavy against four

by looks bad oh yeah it looks bad

impossible odds no chance to win

what are we waiting for okay okay but

first we foil that fireworks felony

let's ride

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that sound delay out of here bros

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no exit signs down here yeah cause

there's probably no exits

even the way we entered seems a bit out

of the question

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come on up rose we are trekking out of

here roddenberry style number 26.

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oh man we just gotta start planning our

field trips a little better hey where

are we

limburger tower come on rose we got a

mission to mount

oh oh look

isn't that your mother out there flying

on the roof no no not again my mom

yeah we're bart oh keep looking i'm

quite sure it was her

and i'll have you drained and quartered

i'm on a diet

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ah

so many weapons

so little brain power to use them now

get overloaded

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you clumsy crazy

thanks for the lift mom

now there is one ugly side bros two of

shy town's most dangerous do batters

hanging

hey double the tail whipping double the

fun let's hit the slopes

follow me

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the great down under it's not just mine

it's for anybody who wants to join me

and any captives i can spring from pit

boss yeah speaking of that stitch head

we came to lend a hand yeah it seems

he's joined forces with limburger to

pluck you out of here bro limburger

what's that chum lord want with me

corpus delicti he's after me greetings

my motor scooting martians it's that

stinking sulfur sweating super shyster

of the solar system i'll save your

compliments space for rats you'll get no

pro burner work for me

hey you're not protecting this bottom

feeder are you there's one catcher i

toss back

listen phil

bros what i took to this land i made a

vow to protect anyone who wants to join

me no matter how bad he smells bear

witness my presumptuous prosecutors i

have

defected

left

my homeland bogged to take up noble

causes here on earth however

cannondale that chamber pot king has

issued slanderous allegations against me

thus prompting this massive fish hunt

i demand political asylum oh what a joke

come on his story stinks worse than

petarkian athletic supporter but there

is a bigger picture now for buy you just

tell us what you need

a*mo we're running low

okay bros you guard the town

oh

and ripe cheese here while four by and

me do some power shopping

you know what that means stink of the

sea that means that you're sticking to

us like galactic glue

yes your pro form of friendship is

exemplary but quite unnecessary oh no we

insist

objection

get this load to the free territory

we'll hold them off

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um and exactly where did you say arbiter

propellonia was residing

you'll get that cheesy lawman when i get

my goods hey pet buff

look who come to pay that disrespect

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well well

if it ain't the high and mighty marshal

in his pet rat a most fortunate windfall

i must say and with none of your help

limburger what so our deals off wiping

out the rest of his foreman is gonna be

a piece of cake

hey

you are my cranially challenged cohort

i've captured but one of three biker

mice and that leaves us stay with me on

this two is still out there

only with our combined forces do you

stand a chance of exterminating the last

of those vermin

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nice shape is at the troops is ready to

march

let's roll out

hey where's throttling for by

they were captured covering me

so i can escape with this a*mo fear not

gentlemen i'll obtain a rate of habeas

compass and sue them all

i got a better idea right now it's time

for operation tail bell oh but but

your colleague told you to stay here and

protect the innocent namely

me he's right bro throttle wants us to

stay put

yeah but but

well hey it's about we organize a little

party for cheese rind and pig face huh

yeah

a surprise party

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man where are we oh

i'm just hanging around well good

any ideas just to this one

and this one i like how you dress when

you step

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they out and ran the yellow-bellied

cowards sorry boys this dancehall's

closed and back under old management pit

boss died

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why do i think that was a slightly

premature statement get that to take

mouthpiece

and now

the usual and annoyingly heroin

somebody out there looking to party

because ready or not

here well

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gentlemen i may be so bold

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wait for the cavalry now for a little

swine song

cheap shot but it felt good

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hey nice you to drop by and help mop up

another vinnie made victory

now you better keep the reaction head up

bro

yeah you really got to run a run now

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heaviest corpses you couldn't you lose

fast breath

motion to adjourn accepted

hey hey easy easy bro as soon as cheese

spore nabs that court-bound cuttlefish

he'll split the pits faster and you can

say selfish interesting

we'll pulverize pit head then hash limb

burger on his own turf oh what's the fun

in a fair fight

okay pit boss

payback time

where is that barrister barracuda

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attention all limburger g*ons

our annoying association with the pit

boss is terminated withdraw immediately

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speaking of retribution

have some

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under heavy

opposition this pit boss cool in his

heels that makes you marshall and mayor

oh maybe so

but i'm not declaring a four-day work

week just yet there's a passal of

problems down here that still needs some

tendon too well you ever need any help

you just give a whistle

yeah but just like that only better

never had my doubt

say

where'd that scaly lawyer sleeze off to

oh i'd say he's about to be enrolled in

the fish school of hard knocks

come to puffer you london little gold

gills

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what a surprise allow me a rebuttal

cannon bear's been bilking the

plutulkian treasury for years and

stashing it away in a swiss cheese

account

and i see you've illegally amassed a

collection of incriminating evidence as

well oh of course just what kind of

lawyer do you think i am well then

your power of attorney has just been

transferred

to me

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my dear pompous pickled herring you may

fry in fat free oil for all i care

as long as you bestow upon me my

promotions or bonuses and a swiss cheese

account number all my own

mums the word about your

indiscretions and remembered my

lucrative assignment in beverly hills

with all the aforementioned amenities of

course

agreed

uh say boss

what would we be doing with a big ol

fuse running down into our basement and

why would those dawn mices be lightened

as they say every fourth of july bros

night and stand back

time to

renegotiate fly free citizens

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you did

make coffees no we're fried cheese

oh and that's just for starters

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you