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03x07 - Too Many Limburgers Spoil the Cheese

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

03x07 - Too Many Limburgers Spoil the Cheese

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[Music]

it's unbelievable

they just leaves these tubs lying around

when anybody with a gigantic evil

machine could swipe them

oops

excuse me

not down there bill's butt up here

anchor the way

[Music]

don't spare the nautical quips over boys

[Music]

[Applause]

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or what

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the torpedo

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

what say we jealous in these jokers for

good and all affirmative sea mouse moto

let's do it

[Music]

stinks

oh mama looks like our ship's coming in

[Music]

so

[Music]

it

[Music]

oh

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[Music]

hail mary maneuver number one

not bad as close costco passable i give

it a seven

okay

i get a 10.

what do you say bros you want to point

out the tiny flaw in his plan ah

let's just see how long it takes him to

figure it out i'll demolish you right

you storm mice if i gotta blast his

whole dock

ten seconds hey he's getting faster

get regards to gilligan and skipper bone

egg a henchman always goes down with the

ship

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

i'll just authorize myself a

well-deserved

[Applause]

my fault we lost your scrap metal boss

honest we without manure oh

[Music]

my dear dotty doctor i am in desperate

need of deliverance from a drearily

depressing day

oh

what would that be oh

that um

nothing of importance your older

mayonnaise a mirror

[Music]

gee mommy's been wanting a new picture

with me the whole window full of b*llet

holes

[Music]

[Applause]

the force of which will then destroy

hey dog do you think i can get

you've got two heads huh oh i better

make that four wallet size copies

[Music]

hmm

i see

a duplicating device

[Music]

an opportunity to retain an employee

whom i can implicitly trust to do my

bidding precisely as i would have it oh

your stream jesus

not you you presumptuous paul

i want you to duplicate

me

you

but

[Music]

i have a feeling that this is the start

of a beautiful friendship

kindly disseminate the baseball bats to

your fellow speaker smashers

yeah hey then afterwards i can put these

bats with the other ones that mr lim

boycott says i got in my belfry i gotta

go hit the little boys room use go ahead

[Music]

hey this way stupid attention to my

vandals

welcome to our store-wide goon clearance

[Music]

pulverize those pestilent prairie dogs

[Music]

[Applause]

ugly sale

oh

[Music]

watch where we're going damn dad shut up

[Music]

[Music]

salute biker mice

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

activate afterburners

looks like they booked

weird they smashed the store speakers

maybe they hate all that piped in

elevator music

so do we so why do we stop them

throughout downtown stores and offices

have been mysteriously vandalized their

background music systems destroyed

industrialist lawrence limberger has

this comment live from the mayor's

fundraiser live but how can fish breath

be there if he was just here as a patron

of the arts i

am shocked at the upfront of these

unknown marauders who have deprived

chicago of its beloved elevator music

hmm get me a shovel in hip boots

therefore i am offering at no charge to

the unfortunate victims of this heinous

felony my new limburger chizak music

system

music system

patience your majestic malodorousness

patience our doctor carbuncles

engineered an ingenious solution to the

tragic scrap shortage

doctor

may i introduce to your stinkiest

cheese

background music with a bang as we speak

it is being installed in buildings

throughout downtown chicago at the

appropriate time after hours so that

hopefully few citizens are endangered

the lawsuits held to a minimum i will

play this charming little chancellor

then on the very last note of the music

the good doctor will mix in a special

high frequency tune

which will combine with the music

to shatter every structure within

audible range

voila scrap by the ton

an unexpectedly good idea

very well then you have 24 hours to

produce results

or else

24 hours

but your loathsomeness we couldn't

possibly meet that

[Music]

deadline and stop cracking walnuts

between our noggins let's get in the

migraine oh yeah well you walks when you

snooze i woke up the other night i

thought i was dancing with freddy's

stare

damn it clown

[Music]

quit following me

watch where i'm going as you see doctor

even with my valuable new age clone

providing an alibi one couldn't very

well expect incompetent idiots like

grispid of my g*ons too

wait a moment

that's it

another divine inspiration you're

bloated

but of course my clone excelled in

handling the biker mice at the

department store just envisioned what he

could accomplish with truly intelligent

minions but your powdered milkiness the

phaser wasn't designed for an entire

army of lawrence limburgers everyone

ruthless cunning and ever so

aesthetically pleasing

brings the slime to one's eyes don't you

think

gosh sweetheart you gotta let me help my

bike needs me not till you ditch the

parfum pantaloon oh yeah i hate my life

hey come on

chill vinny the minute charlie finishes

patching your wheels we'll cruise to

stinkfish tower and scope out

limburger's scheme okay yeah yeah and if

you don't mind we'd like you to take a

different route downwind

very funny

hey hey bros

you smell something

is he serious

if you ask me vinnie's furry little

frontal lobes are suffering from odor

overload no no no really really

it's

smoke

city museum's having a hot flash well

looks like the boys in yellow got

everything under control yeah then

riddle me this big fella how come their

hoses aren't attached to the hype

probably all cheese butts caoing another

music system come on bros let's rock and

breathe

[Music]

steadily bouquet has given me an eagle

ache

[Music]

oh man shrink wrap plutarchy and glass

steel

we've been expecting you so glad you

noticed a little clue with the hydrant

all right halibut head what kind of

two-faced scheme are you stinking up

this place with this time two-faced

oh but my dear motor-mouthed mouse you

underestimate me

by a factor of five

[Laughter]

[Applause]

[Music]

and furthermore stop taking over my

shoulder

[Music]

watch the prospects

[Music]

awaiting your perverse pleasure

[Music]

we

[Music]

[Music]

well all cheese curds outdone himself

this time step on it bros we got a city

to save 11

12

your mother's milking

weren't there only 10 clones when we

sent them out don't be such a bean

counter the more the merrier come let us

celebrate shall we

[Music]

[Music]

colleagues i believe the time is nigh

for a little vermin vaporization

[Music]

rose we're gonna trash that transmitter

before shot time serenade into

smithereens

[Music]

splendid

now all that's left is to await the

final crescendo

and then enjoy

chicago's shakedown

indeed its own delicious rewards

[Music]

dispose

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

why i'm the original limburger you

derelict double ganga the

cheese

[Music]

a dubious demise at best

[Music]

oh

excuse me anyone got a key to the

executive washroom

a simple note

they're multiplying like kennedys

[Music]

trash

check it bros vinnie's kickbutt cologne

has taken down curtis

[Music]

talk about bad timing oh my fragrance

just took a powder bros

without it these stink fish just keeps

spawning at least i won't buy the farm

smelling springtime fresh hold your fire

what just trust me come out with your

paws up not till we power with the

leader now which one of you copycat cops

is in charge i am

you are i beg to differ i am

preposterous clearly i'm the leader

sorry

we only deal with the head cheese time

for executive action

oh

[Music]

[Music]

get

[Applause]

everything's back to normal

hey you want me to pull you back in boss

no dear boy

i want you to shut the window on my

fingers oh okey-dokey no wait i was just

kidding oh

three seconds to go until destruction

life bros be so sweet

[Applause]

[Music]

now for the calamitous cl*max to my

conniving concerto

[Music]

with nothing worse than the usual

impeccable timing

oh dear let's rock and roll

you know music in the workplace is

really quite highly overrated

[Music]

[Applause]

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