foreign
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garage just like you wanted boys
excellent now remember make no move
whatever against those mystery mono sets
until exactly nine o'clock sure boys
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[Applause]
come on guys what's the big surprise ah
wait and wonder sweetheart
hey what smells
all right who cut
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with just a hint of sardines oh
could i have my blindfold back oh go on
live a little
no appreciation was it fun i had
cuisines
well
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this slow motions gas got used mouse's
charmed lights finally uncharminated
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so
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foreign
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rest in pieces mrs
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hey out of my way
energized vaporizer
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hey who let out the gas
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who are
these high-tech hot dogs yeah hey i'm
back to speed likewise thanks for the
cover citizens now activating empty crap
dune fight at the last chance garage
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would you believe some alienating bikes
came to the mises rescue oh most
certainly everything is sliding up so
smoothly to its enjoyable outcome uh
does that mean you gotta go to the
little boys room boys my dear twittering
chocolatite merely do what you do best
and my perfect plan will precede a pace
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hear me sweetheart if anyone's hurt no
no no no no you're easy vincent these
lone rangers saved all our hides
including charlie's yeah well mind id
and yourself friend
jack oh jack
asphalt jack son of a g*n
just visiting i hope sort of passing
through lucky timing thanks to her angel
wanted to meet you angel
angel reps
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my uh
fiance beyonce
we hooked in at a california computer
expo where jack unveiled his cyber but
loaded everything i know into it they're
the most powerful weapons ever on wheels
and fully automated oh you mean little
spin dry dirty underwear you know you
guys hanging in chicago long actually no
we're on our way to get married
niagara falls oh so romantic yeah well
keep trolling hun
sooner or later even a day old cookie
like you is bound to dredge up some
bottom feeder hey
you know asphalt and eyebrows
uh you ready angel anytime
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adios amigos
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oh stay on cookie
come on shake it off charlie girl
yeah look on the bright side sweetheart
you always got us
sure who needs mel gibson
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hello einstein my bike's got other ideas
eh
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some jealous ex-boyfriends angel
what
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[Applause]
nice job angel if you've done yours pal
i never would have had to pull out my
stunner
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flight 922 of the cargo electronics on
final approach okay 922 you're clear on
runway 126.
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wasn't 20 dogs each enough last night
martian macho might have mega
metabolisms and those of us with
exceptionally buff is always gonna
tweak the physique and bros bros listen
our sky copper reports that fog has just
sucked in o'hare airport hey but here's
a wild one only runway 126. sounds like
a certain moldy cheeseheads doing some
serious scheming at the air show
heavy fog on runway 126 other runways
full perform instrument landing
roger okay you schools get ready for
some first-class baggage claiming when
the plane lands this fog will cover us
while we hijack this whole cargo
electronic dude
greek fish rubbing ahead bros let's
clear the air fumigate those funky free
boots
oh man it's freeze dune rangers
control jam i'm going
hey that's down jack and angel this
setup's gonna stink that's off the
charts i'll bet my good arm that detroit
dorsal face breathe hysteric cyberspikes
heads up citizens unscheduled crash
coming down
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again i'm sorry sweetheart but you know
the drill yeah charlie always gets the
short end of the bit
stabilization maneuvering
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looks like the crime boys cut out if
that motor city mackerel scored the
cyber bikes he must have jack and you
know what that means bros road trip move
down here we come i'm ready
sweetheart you know the rules no
civilians even if it means going back to
detroit again jack's my friend and no is
not an option as an answer well tempered
like a big bowl and a crowded elevator
how cute she thinks muscle mice like us
are gonna be intimidated by one
determined little grease monkey
now you know the rules sweetheart you
can hang out as an observer but zip it
cat bait jack's in there which means we
gotta sneak inside sweetheart
girl can get her ginger up snake the
biker mice sneak please i think not well
then before the lady gives us away it's
time for us to rock
and sneak
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very very quiet
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just as quiet as mice
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something screwy
hey charlie must have found jack then
let's just sneak through that door wait
gentle as a breeze
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heroic rescue services incorporated our
expertise is bound to please good
disease sister
move and the socket jockey gets it hey
just because we didn't bring a wedding
present i mean this is no reason man
you've got a maneuver for this setup
that's a tough call bro how about uh
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wait and see
elegant end game
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okay bros together
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two three turkey and glass steel no way
out fellas look they're mass producing
jack cyber bike of course how else to
ensure victory over my coestawa quoted
chicago cowie burger you can
you're really in no position to protest
when i present the galaxy's three
greatest renegades and there are
battle-tested bikes to lord cameron bear
you'll certainly crown me gwan
planetary governor of earth
ah true genius is ever so rare and in my
case ever so
white oh secret cameras hidden in this
tower i followed when because every move
he led me white to the computer shipment
that i needed to build those magnificent
machines
which was if memory serves my idea
my dear cycle swaddling siren you
performed exceptional work
so as bargained i hereby promote you too
number one assistant hey what's going
down i'm number one oh
sweat not number wes
there's plenty of room for two
superstars in the wee constellation
double cross and smelly
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you my dear displaced number one shall
return to detroit and lead your attack
of retribution upon that nefarious
non-talent bree while i accompany you to
regale in the glory of this
my finest hour then in a humorous twist
of fate i shall use brie cyber bites to
conquer roman upon messiah's cleveland
territory thus leaving his posterior
postulants lord camembert no choice but
to proclaim me grand poobah planetary
governor of earth with this blueprint of
the secret passageways and breeze rust
palace we got us a cozy little element
of surprise oh
mutual hatred truly is the tie that
binds you
ah my dear shady scientist look who
dropped him the new number one
oh tell me it isn't so oh come come now
what matters poultry titles meaningless
labels really
let us now join together as brothers
in the acquisition of my cyber bike army
and the inestimable pleasure of
assisting me in
destroying the biker mice from mars
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ah angel the fruits of my way were wiped
and ready to be weeped at west oh i
simply must test to have one myself
now who's the fairest biker in the land
step inside and let's chat finn face
breezy
time to review plans for your earthly
pupa ship huh since it's all about me
how can i resist
oh you really know how to pick them ace
here we go
maybe we better cancel our dinner plans
are you sweetheart
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ha ha gwen puba when it tell me governor
the very thought makes me oh quiver with
dewite
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kale for some worms vintage 1970
no no i'm on a worm free diet
but i am not
what
is this a joke oh no my dear condemned
compatriot this is
checkmate
this could be the ticket
hey not bad for an egghead and now
without further ado time to flatten a
certain fish into fillets sabotage
before pleasure guys first we wire
breeze cyber bikes to auto meltdown my
exquisite plan was simplicity itself
your camera spied on me while my camera
spied on you you build the sn*per bikes
to destroy me but then i take them away
to destroy you
well
you self-expanding waste wine if it's a
twap you want to try this brand drop
them
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i think your delicate balance of power
just ah
it would appear so
now my dear misguided gibbon
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a two angel a miss revson has always
been my ace in the hole and now all that
remains is to dispose of you collect my
cyber bites and sweep out to conquer
ramana parmisana's cleveland after of
course destroying those melodious mice
at long last a tidy
happy little ending
last two jack oh yeah time for a little
big time boomerang
visitors
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more than enough time to split this rust
hole
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hate to put this little love fest on
hold but all our priorities just about
faced yes quiet
my esteemed eel i suggest we formulate a
temporary truce to eliminate those
detestable vermin
maybe
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now where did they stash our bikes
let's take the shortcut bros
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this old bait bucket's made out of
plutaki and steel so that means the only
way out is paved with bad intentions
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gauntlet
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[Applause]
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two minutes to blow time
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cleveland
completely flummoxed both you
circumferentially challenged toadfish
didn't i
well him maybe not me ha going my way
cutie
you
were so busy double-crossing each other
you never discovered my secret
microphones ease dropping on all your
plans and now with my conquest of both
your territories i'll be crowned
planetary pooper but first a tiny branch
of strike
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medusa
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activity
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i could have been a contender
let's boogie ace let's rock and slide
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so jack has it occurred to you that for
the last few months you've been sucking
face with a sturgeon
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[Laughter]
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oh my beautiful west
you wondering wham play i'll eviscerate
your insides
and i'll drop you in the fish chowder oh
sticks and stones you grassing groupers
despite this personally souring setback
for once my own precious limburger tower
still stands safely in chicago
i must confess being a trifle upset at
my sudden demotion so
you didn't you couldn't have
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you did
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this truly is the end
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03x08 - Hit the Road, Jack
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.
Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.