01x13 - Jurassic Puck

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[beeping]

It's closing fast, Sir.
And it's not one of ours.

Mr. President, we have
confirmed sighting of

an unidentified flying object.

Yes, Sir, I understand.

We are "go"
for Operation First Contact.

-[beeping]
-[siren wailing]

[upbeat music playing]

Initiate contact sequence.

[computer]
Welcome Space Brothers.

That's not a flying saucer.

[screeching]

[screeching]

[commentator]
Nosedive shoots. He scores!

And yet another victory
for the Mighty Ducks!

Right on.
Take your victory lap, bro.

[beeping]

Oh, man. So much
for that moment of glory.

It's a Drake One alert.

What the heck's a sub-category

Didn't you memorize
my alert list?

It says "Dinosaur attack", duh.

[Mallory] I don't know
what bothers me more,

the fact that we're being
attacked by a dinosaur

or the fact that you've got
a category for it.

Hey, get real, Mal.

Anaheim is not being
attacked by a dino.

[beeping]

Oh, what do you know.
Nosedive was right.

Anaheim is not being
attacked by a dinosaur.

I admit it, I am a genius.

We're being attacked
by two dinosaurs.

All right, guys. Go get 'em.

You mean, you actually
want us to save the world.

Yeah. You guys fighting
dinosaurs in the news.

It'll be a goldmine
of free publicity.

Hey, Phil.

Giant Saurians attacking Anaheim
can mean only one thing.

Yeah. A big fat movie sale,

a production deal,
royalties, merchandising.

Get out there and fight 'em.

You know, actually,

I was thinking more on
the lines of Dragaunus

But how can Dragaunus
bring his cousins back to life?

Oh, that's easy.

A few dino genes,
that DNA accelerator of his--

And that famous Dragaunus blend
of 11 secret herbs and spices.

[screeches]

Evilianity base here.
The eagle has landed.

[screeching]

Proceed with Stage Two
of my plan as soon

as you've fed my new pet.

Again? Make Wraith do it.

It's bad enough I gotta clean
up the dino litter box.

[Duke]
Weird. Still no readings.

Perhaps we're not fated
to meet this creature.

These buildings may be
interfering with our scanners.

Pull over.
I'm gonna take it on foot.

[beeping]

I'm picking up a lot of signals
scatter out here.

Wait, this might be
a sign of... oh...

[Duke]
Tanya, please repeat.

Uh... oh.

-[snarling]
-Oh.

It's... it's... a... a...

[Duke] Okay, sounds like?
Two words, two words.

First syllable.

-[roaring]
-[tires screeching]

-[thuds]
-[tires screeching]

Great mother of ducks!

[roaring]

[roaring]

[Tanya] Duke, come in!

Oh, this is all my fault.

Good news, Lord Dragaunus.

That seismosaur just served
us up a hefty helping of bread.

At last, those miserable
mallards are vanquished.

Well, at least
two of them are.

Only two?

[snarling]

Could a lovely dino--

Uh, did I say something wrong?

Yes, you didn't say
that all six ducks

had been destroyed.

Apparently it will take
the rest of our dinosaur cousins

to finish off the ducks.

And to make this world a warmer
abode for all Saurians.

Prepare the
m*ssile launch site.

We're on it.

Sir, why would a dinosaur
need a Peacemaker m*ssile?

Why does a duck
need a stealth fighter?

[gasps]

Hey, hey. Whoa. Timeout.

Major, that creature
took your m*ssile for a reason.

Now, let's all just
calm down and--

Run!

[roaring]

Hey, back off, man.

Get a grip!

Not on me!

Nosedive!

[Nosedive] Hey, guys, big favor.

Pick up my mail,

water my plants,
oh, and one last thing...

help!

Yo, beak brain.

What part of "put me down"
don't you understand.

I say we blow that thing
out of the sky.

And Nosedive with it?

[sighs] No way.

There's nothing we can do
until it puts him down.

So, who's your favorite movie
star? What bands are you into?

-[screeching]
-Hey!

Just trying to
make conversation.

Duke, Grin, I'm sorry.

[grunting]

Guys, if you can hear me,
fire the grappling hook.

Uh, guess they heard me.

Ow. Oh, uh. Ooh. Uh.

That's okay.
Just drop me anywhere.

[screeching]

Let's get one thing straight,
pally.

I am not your in-flight
attendant.

[screeching]

There's no way the Aerowing
can fit through those girders.

It doesn't have to.

[screeching]

Hey. Where'd it go?

[groans] I had to ask.

At least I'm racking up
plenty of those

frequent flyer miles.

I'll land the Aerowing
on autopilot.

Get after that flying possum.

Are you ready in the sewers--

And away we go.

One m*ssile coming down.

Hold on. We done this all wrong.

Ohhh.

[Grin] Hey, what happened
to you back there?

I don't know.

When I saw that seismosaur,
I... I froze.

But why?

I just have an irrational fear
of 40,000 ton lizards, okay?

We grow stronger
by facing our fears.

Hey, to face my fear
I need a ladder--

[roaring]

[roaring]

We got to get out of here
before they turn us

into shish kebab.

Uh, no, they seem
to have other ideas

on their
walnut-size brains.

Yes, yes, yes. We're having
an end of year blow out.

Everything must go.
It's an absolute steal.

Chameleon stealing expl*sives.

I don't think so.

[screeching]

Oh, man.
This is worse than flying coach.

[screeching]

[Duke] Mallory, go wide
for the "Give and Go".

What a win!

All right,
you prehistoric poultry,

no more Mr. Nice Duck.
[yelling]

You're alive! Cool!

[Tanya]
Bandit at 12 'O clock high!

[screeching]

[Nosedive] Whoo!

Man, I'm glad that's over, huh?

I mean, if ducks had
been meant to fly,

they would
have probably given us...

-Uh, never mind.
-[beeping]

Drake One reports
a strange energy reading

in downtown Anaheim.

Looks like Dragaunus' g*ons.

Oh, ba, boo.

I haven't been
in a life threatening situation

for, I don't know, ten seconds.

Have it, you! And you, and you.

Three against one and still
no match for Duke L'Orange.

[chuckles]

[roaring]

Whenever there's a dinosaur
beating up on a duck,

I'll be there.

I gotta help him.

What am I? Nuts?

I'll just give
him moral support.

Calm yourself, my friend.

Get in touch
with your inner newt.

What's this?

-[roaring]
-Ooh.

[panting]

Jealous of the fun I was having?

I have evolved past jealousy.

[snarling]

[straining]

Hurry, guys!

Well, at least we're all safe.

We won't be safe
as long as those dinosaurs

are working for Dragaunus.

We gotta find out
how he's controlling them.

Could it have something
to do with the metal plates

on their heads?

Oh, sounds like
a neural interface,

which means Dragaunus
is operating the dinosaurs

by remote control.

Now, all we gotta do is trace
the signal to the controller

and those dinosaurs
will be history, uh... again.

The expl*sives are being loaded
in the m*ssile, Lord Dragaunus.

Good, use the dinosaurs
to keep the ducks occupied

for another ten minutes.

By then, nothing will save
this wretched town.

[laughing]

[Tanya] The dinosaur control
signal is coming from

inside that power plant.

That signal is so strong.
It's gotta be around here some--

You're just in time
to help feed the animals.

[roaring]

Well, so long, guys.

Gotta go now.

Oh, beginning to understand
your fear, kid.

The m*ssile's ready for launch.

All right,
let's start the fireworks.

Forget it, creeposaur.

We're canceling your countdown.

I wouldn't count on it.
[chuckles]

Mallard, check that manhole!

You have gotta be
putting me on.

Three... two... one.

That's it. We're out of here.

That was way too easy.

[Grin] The m*ssile's launching.

Relax, big bro. Those goof ba*ls

launched that thing
straight down.

[expl*si*n]

Nosedive, I think they knew
exactly what they were doing.

Whoa! They must've
struck hot sauce!

Hot sauce, my feet.
These are like a volcano.

[Nosedive] Oh, man.
Welcome to Anaheim,

lava capital of the world!

[Duke] Volcano, in the middle
of downtown Anaheim.

This is gonna cause
some serious gridlock.

The only way we can plug it up
is with the Aerowing's weapons.

Come on,
we gotta get to the glider.

Then again,
there's nothing like a brisk jog

in the middle of the night, huh?

[roaring]

Hold them back.
They'll get to the Migrator.

That's no problem. Have fun!

What do you know?
They wanna play. [chuckles]

[beeping]

-[roaring]
-Duke, duck.

I have no interest
in becoming your inner child.

Uh.

This thing's gonna need
a new suspension

by the time this episode's over.

[bangs]

All right, the Aerowing.
Now, all we have to do is...

get past them.

Hey, don't those Jurassic
jerks ever take a nap?

[Tanya] Wildwing, come in.

We're a little busy
right now, Tanya.

But we're in trouble!

-So are we.
-Incoming.

Haven't you got
a dino controller, yet?

No, it's being guarded
by a pair of T-Rexes.

Yaah.

Tanya, listen.

Dragaunus used that
m*ssile to create a volcano

in the middle of the city.

The only thing that can stop
it is the Aerowing.

And the dinosaurs
are blocking our path.

[Wildwing] You gotta get
that controller, Tanya,

before it's too late!

I can't.

Yes, you can, Tanya.
You can do it.

[roaring]

[glass shatters]

Get a grip on yourself, Tanya.

You're not just a duck,
you're a Mighty Duck.

If you don't do it...
nobody will.

The puck stops here.

You're talking to me?

You're talking to me?

Yo, the Aerowing!

Hey, if we don't get over
there mooey-pront-ola

we're gonna have
one seriously clogged intake.

She has learned
to face her fear.

Yeah, or she's gone
completely nuts.

What a revolting development,
this is.

[beep]

Got it!

[roaring]

All right, Tanya did it.

That little thing
is all it took to control

such massive creatures?

Yeah, and if I'm right about
how it works,

all I have to do
is press this button

and all the dinosaurs

will wanna go back
to where they were hatched.

[roaring]

I was going to make this world
a sorry and hotbed paradise.

but you three
fouled up everything.

I am seriously thinking
of hiring some new henchmen.

[rumbling]

What's that?

[Chameleon] A job applicant?

You fools!

They'll tear the Raptor apart!

Open the dimensional gateway
to Swamp World now!

Tanya, never question
your courage again.

We owe you our lives.

Oh, it's no big thing.

Fellow ducks, after a hard day
at saving the world,

it's tube time.

[newsreader] Tonight,
on the Brain Food channel,

ancient predators,
myth or legend.

[roaring]

Whoa. Deja-palooza.

No way. I don't wanna
see another dino

over the next six million years.

Oh, come on.
What's the big deal?

I mean, it's just
a bunch of dinosaurs. [chuckles]

[dinosaur roaring]

Ooh, I think that's
enough TV for today.

[theme music playing]