01x14 - The Return of Dr. Droid

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[Mallory] Hey, Tanya!
What do you got
under the tarps?

Our brand-new super vehicles,

the Luge and the Duck Starbird.

I'll finish installing
the engines after practice.

Whoa! hold up ducks.

I want to say,
"Hi" to Thrash and Mookie.

I can't understand,
why you hang with those
space out losers.

Losers? Negative, bro.

You're talking about
some of the most totally

together humans on the planet.

Now, Venusians scum,
you're powerless.

-[ducks coughing]
-[Mookie] Get back.

Wow! Radical man!

What is the stuff?

Hey, we made it
in the chem lab,

it's called...

The Goop.

It's shields you
from the brainwaves

of the sinister aliens

who are controlling the planet.

Come on guys, we're gonna be
late for practice.

Hey, don't worry,

a simple barium solution
will take it off.

Yeah, beautiful, you'll get our
dry-cleaning bill, all right?

Well, here we are, Drina.

-[alarm ringing]
-I'll just turn this off.

Urmmm.

Oh, Phil!
It's incredible.

I can't tell you how many times
I saved the world

from right here,
right where you're standing.

Well, of course, the Ducks
helped a little, you know.

-[beeping]
-Really, I...

shouldn't even be
bringing you in here, but...

but how can I refuse you,

my spicy enchilada
with cheese sauce.

Oh, Phil.

You're so dashing.

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Come on, can one of you
get the puck past me?

It can be done.

[grunts]

[groans] I said, get it past me
not through me.

Huh?

Now, I really must go.

So soon?

My little blue chip
preferred love muffin.

Don't do anything
too dangerous.

Don't worry, I won't.

What can she
possibly see in him?

I don't know.

I've given up trying to
understand human beings.

If you guys need me, I'll be in
my office attending to some...

important business.

She loves me,
she loves me not.

She loves me,
she loves me not.

[Dr. Droid] For centuries,
we machines have been
the sl*ves

of the human bacteria
which have infected
this planet.

But now, we shall take
our rightful place

as the masters of the world.

And you, my faithful J76412,

you will rally my mechanical
brothers to our cause.

[evil laughter]

I shall Dr. Droid,

all I require is
the necessary computing power.

Did someone ask for more power?

The main C.P.U.
of the Ducks supercomputer.

Those feathered organisms
defeated me once,

Now, their own technology
shall be their undoing!

Get that for me, won't you?

Yes! Yes!

I'm a hundred times
more powerful
than I was before,

and with my transmitting
capabilities,

I can control
every machine in the city.

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All right! Nice one, Tanya.

[laughs]

[Phil] Help! Help!

What's gotten into ya?

I made sure you always
had plenty of toner.

-[groans]
-[phone ringing]

[groans]
Ow! My head! My Head!

-[screaming]
-[machine-g*n shots]

-No, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
-[phone ringing]

-[machine-g*n shots]
-Hey! Hey! Enough! [gasps]

Oh no!

-[shots fired]
-[phone ringing]

Thanks, guys.
I'll be here if they need me.

Man! The modern-day workplace
is really getting dangerous.

And what would make
machines go berserk?

You don't suppose it's
our old friend, Dr. Droid?

What? That nutcase
who thinks he's a machine?

But the last time we saw him,
all that was left was his head.

But the guy is
a genius at robotics,

he could be up to anything.

I'm telling you, Tanya,

there is no way Dr. Droid
could be back in action.

Attention organic life forms,

this is Dr. Droid.

So, sue me.

We machines are your superiors

in every way.

My brothers and I
shall disinfect this planet

of all human bacteria.

That guy's got
a serious screw loose.

Not to mention,
a few nuts and bolts.

[alarm blaring]

-[gasps]
-It's a power overload.

Everyone clear out. Now!

[alarm blaring]

Well done, my loyal operative.

[beeps]

This factory is mine,
once more.

And soon, I will no longer
be experiencing

technical difficulties!

Set torque
for maximum traction.

That's a roger!

Uh, Wildwing,

if Droid controlled
those other machines,

what's to stop him from
controlling the Migrator?

Now that you mention it.

Nothing!

[Nosedive]
Wing! Stop this crazy thing.

[tires screeching]

[Wildwing]
Brakes aren't responding.

-Maybe, I can cut the power.
-[tires screeching]

Don't bother, I think
it's gonna to stop itself.

How? Oh!

[Wildwing groans] Anyone hurt?

[groans]
Just my pride.

[Duke] Duck cycles,
driving themselves.

Well, looks like we're walking.

How is Droid doing this, Tanya?

That radio waves probably.

Can't you pick up anything
with the mask?

No.
Even the mask isn't working.

And stuff like this could be
happening all over town.

[people screaming]

[Nosedive] Including the mall!

Tanya! Duke!
Get back to the pond,

see if you can locate the
source of the radio waves

with Drake One.

We've got to help those people.

[people screaming]

Common household appliances
is in revolt,

This could cause a disaster
throughout the city.

[Nosedive]
Not to mention a serious drop

in consumer confidence.

[rattling]

Try defrosting this.

Oh! What do you know,
the light does stay on.

[screeching toaster]

I never met a toaster
that I couldn't toast.

[computer beeps]

Fatal boot error!

The main C.P.U. is gone!

What the-- Hey! who shut down
the security system here?

The same person
who stole Drake One

central processing chip.

Yeah, but the only
other person who knows
the security code is--

Fellas, please...

What's up?

Why did you shut down
the security system?

Hey! Would I do a thing
like that?

I don't know, only if there was
something in it for ya.

Say you know, if a beautiful
woman put you up to it?

Okay, so maybe
I might have let Trina in.

Do you realize
your girlfriend

may have stolen
a part of Drake One?

My angel food cake,
would never do that.

I know her too well.

Oh, really?
Just what do you
know about her?

Well, I'll tell you
what I know.

She works
at the Techno Tech's
manufacturing plant.

-Techno Tech!
-We've got to tell the others.

You too, lover boy.

Chill out.

Smarter conveniences
are being a royal pain.

[Duke] Hey, we know how Droid
is controlling these machines

With Drake One's
main processor.

-What?
-It's been lifted...

and we think
Phil's girlfriend did it.

I'm telling ya, I had
my eye on her practically...

almost, pretty much...
every second.

Yeah and get this,

she works for
Techno Tech Manufacturing.

Yo! isn't that that joint
that Dr. Droid took over

that other episode?

-[screeching sofa]
-Look out!

Hang on, dudes.
We'll save you.

[Nosedive] The threat's
in the mook meister.

You hosed them. Cool.

Duh! I told you
our goop had awesome powers.

Then it blocks the radio waves
controlling the machines.

Guys, do you have any more
of this stuff?

Oh, sure, gallons of it.

The Luge and the Duck Starbird,

I can coat the engines
with the goop,

install them
and we'll be back in business.

Then do it. Mallory! Duke!
We are going to Techno Tech.

Chances are that's where
we'll find Droid.

I'm going with ya.

If Trina's there,
she could be in trouble.

More likely cause it.

Whoa! Wooh!
Awesome ride Tanya. Cool.

But where are we going?

The only way Droid can operate
every machine in the city is

with some kind
of master control unit

and we are gonna hone
right in on it's signal.

[Trina] Help!

Hey, I'll pick the lock
in a jiff, no prob.

We don't have time
to be subtle.

[Trina]
Is someone out there? Help!

[Phil] Trina!

I'll rescue you darling.

Oh, Phil!

You're so brave,
you're so dashing.

-[Phil screaming, grunting]
-[Trina] You are such a...

[laughs]

...complete sap.

[groaning and grunting]

[grunting]

Trina! Sweetheart, angel,

was it something I said?

In three minutes, you pathetic
fools will be history.

You know, I gotta say Phil,

you have definitely got
interesting taste in women.

What!

Wretched organics,
how dare you?

[grunts]

[grunts]

Those machines,
I cannot control them.

It cannot be,
I'm all powerful.

[Nosedive] I say we help this
computer bite the dust.

Now-now, let's be reasonable.

I can help you.

I can make spreadsheets,
databases.

Want me to do your taxes?

Be silent and listen
to the quiet voice
within you...

that says...

[grunts]

...major malfunction.

Now, to find Drake One's chip.

[rattling machine]

Is it me or is it starting
to get crowded in here?

[zapping]

Your new body is complete,
my doctor.

At last, help me into it.

Got it!

-[rattling machine]
-[steam whistle]

What! It's not possible.

What's this going on?
The machines aren't responding.

The master computer's down.

Operate the crane by hand.

When I have my new body,
nothing will stop me.

I'll finish you myself.

Wow! Strong and gorgeous.

Can I pick 'em or what?

Next time,
try dating someone a little
nicer like Madame Medusa.

I get it, Trina, I get it.

This is about the time
I stood you up, isn't it?

Well, look I really
meant to call you

but I was so busy
with the Ducks.

My lifelong dream
has come true.

I, Doctor Droid, have now
the most powerful machine

in the world!

All right lady, back off.

Never!

I'll help you stop
these life-forms.

Wow! She is strong,
beautiful and twins.

Yo, Phil, wake up
and smell the motor oil.

Droid would never
have a human ally,

he hates all living things.

[screams]

That's not very lady like,
don't you.

That I see you are no lady.

She's a machine.

Let's rock!

My double dream boats. No!

Forget them,
we've got to stop Droid.

[Trina evil laugh]

You pathetic fools,

Dr. Droid is invincible now.

And he's already stopping

your human infested cities.

[grunts]

[Dr. Droid]
My brother machines,

the humans will do
our bidding from now on.

They will clean and oil us,
do our heavy labor,

balance our check books

You're headed for the repair
shop, beryllium breath.

[Dr. Droid] Organic fools,
you thwarted me once

but not even your firepower
can stop me.

[Tanya] It's Droid
and it's got a new body.

Big deal, he's still got
the same ugly mug.

[groans]

Whoa! So much for that joyride.

What gives, our weapons
just bounce off him.

You're team tech,
can you figure out a way
to destroy it?

No! I mean
it's totally impossible,

you can't blast it, belt it--

[Nosedive] Whoa-whoa!
What about freezing it?

Hey, yo, you're
clutching at straws kid

if Tanya says
it's impossible--

No, he's right!

Freeze that metal
and it'll break like glass.

Response team, on my mark.

Now!

Now, for a couple of expl*sive
pucks on time delay.

Now you feathered bacteria
prepare to be exterminated.

No! My beautiful new body!

Pretty slick work there kid.

See what happens when you pay
attention in shop class.

Curse all living
matter everywhere!

We machines
will have our revenge!

I'll bet he's a big hit at
parties with a stunt like that.

My Trina,
a little gilt-edged security.

I can't believe
what you did to her.

Oh, don't tell me
you're still carrying

a torch for that-- that thing.

I was crazy about her.

Man, love isn't blind
it's totally out to lunch.

She used you.

[Phil]
And I loved every minute of it.

But she was a ruthless k*ller.

So, danger adds a little
spice to romance.

Awe, for crying out loud Phil,
she was a robot.

[Phil] Hey, nobody's perfect.

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