02x05 - Meat the Thunderlizards/The Great Eekscape

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foreign

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ah

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here comes

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you best get out of the way

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135 million years ago

dinosaurs were smarter than we thought

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right

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good heavens

according to these calculations if

mankind survives the species will cause

our extinction and completely destroy

the planet earth in less than 200

million years what the heck's a mankind

i think i saw one down in the black

forest by the x zone me too and i

observed he was met by another one down

there this morning this two now

oh my goodness you know what that means

two what what's a mankind

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of course it seems unbelievable that one

species could inflict so much damage to

an entire planet simply by being stupid

but look at this the facts speak for

themselves i'm afraid there's only one

solution we'll have to completely

eradicate this species now before it has

a chance to multiply

we'll have to call in an exterminator

the best we have

no dr steggy

we must use the worst

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and eight nine oh seven eight six three

five six duck tarry

the three most vile twisted and horrible

dinosaurs ever hatched

an eternity rotting in the solitary

confinement sulfur pits of the jurassic

penitentiary are too lenient a sentence

for you three and yet there may be

gainful employment for dinosaurs with

your unique shall we say

qualifications

a little job that might save life on

earth as we know it yeah so what's in it

for us

if you succeed your life sentences will

be commuted pray tell general who is the

intended target who cares destroy them

all let the archaeologists sort them out

listen carefully you reprehensible

reptile you three are going up against a

pair of creatures whose own stupidity

makes them the most twisted lethal

crafty and deadly opponents you've ever

faced

terrible and slippery beings who hold

the fate of our entire future in their

weak and fleshy by fingered hands this

creature

is called

man

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wipe out a couple of tiny bug-like

creatures it's a walk in the park squat

great i like parks for a second i was

afraid we'd have to head off into this

jungle

we'll have these humans bagged and

mounted by sundown

all right fellas lock and load

outstanding

paleolithic k*ller bees those pathetic

bipeds will stand a chance against these

carnivorous insects

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i was just walking across the tundra

minding my own business eating bugs and

grass thought i might meet one of those

cave girls i heard so much about they're

supposed to be squishy and smell good i

heard then i met this guy and he won't

go away why why did this happen

hey bill

foods on the way

i'm serious you'll see

we're gonna be best friends you'll see

i'll feed you okay watch okay

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uh-oh

look at those pathetic little excuses

for a subspecies

my recommendation is we eradicate these

two pests with a simple bb grenade

let me blast him carter come on let me

do it let me let me

oh please carter let the steny scratch

his itchy little trigger finger anything

to stop his whining

all right squat they're all yours

okay i got it see here it is a gift okay

here

my mistake okay okay my mistake

adios humans

huh

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the the the aim i i mean it was

incredible the technology must be far

more advanced than just hold yourself

together squad it was a lucky shot

lucky shot my talon you don't get it do

you caller get what doc squats right

these humans are more crafty and

dangerous than we were told why else

would they send us because we're

expendable that's why if we disappear

taken out by these creatures no one

would miss us

i'd miss us

that's right squat we're all we have

we can't let these little weenies beat

us it's us or them

let's move out

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what is that

okay this is where i can help i've seen

this before it's called fire i think i

know what it's for okay

i made this okay it's gonna make our

lives easier okay

okay give me your clothes

come on this is amazing

trust me okay

it'll be great watch i invented this i

call it a washing machine i figured it

out the fire washes things okay watch

all right team let's rock on three

okay

they're clean just watch see

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we're okay we cannot run these planes

yes qatar but can we outrun the animals

animals yes qatar the ones behind us mad

with fear stampeding out of the jungle

we're okay we're okay

maybe not

you know bill for a couple of the first

humans on a hostile planet ruled by

dinosaurs

i think we've done all right

we're a great team right don't you think

let's put it this way scooter

at least things can get any worse

i was wrong cool

bugs

i suggest we fall back and regroup

there's always tomorrow

yeah i guess we're lucky this time at

least two of us got out with our brains

still intact don't make me go back in

there please they're too much we can't

beat them

boy this is the life huh this is great

right can you believe this we lucked out

you and me pal forever whoa you and me

buddy the first the best

when does the hurting stop

please just make it stop

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geek

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here sharky here boy

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hello mr mailman

package uh uh freak the cat sign here

please sign sign not much time kumbaya

package sure i'll sign i wonder what it

is

please now sign now here

oops i'm awfully sorry clumsy me i'm

just butter paws today

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got it

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well i'll be this pen is totally dried

up but don't worry i'll bet there's

another one around here somewhere

oh here just forget it

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my official squishy bear steam powered

turbo 10-speed pogo stick it's a

magnificent machine and certainly worth

the 3000 million squishy bar candy

wrappers i got it for here goes nothing

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what a ride

gee sharky kinda looks like i kind of

maybe wrecks your doghouse a little here

i can help pay to rebuild it

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oh there you are sharky i was worried

huh

all right hank that's our stray animal

quota for the day let's get him to the

pound jib the pound

don't worry sharky this is just a little

case of mistaken identity they think

we're strays it's just a mix-up i mean

you have your dog license right

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great

see and i've got mine

as long as we have these we're gonna be

just fine

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i'm sorry isn't going to get us our

wallets back but uh

this jib that's a problem with these

strays they're just vicious

he wants to know if you can get double

so he can get a copy for his mom

the dogging cat holding block is crowded

at the moment you'll have to wait here

well that's very nice of you

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pardon me mr nice guard but you see

there's been some kind of mistake i

don't need your life story bub i just

need you to break the rocks

well sure it never hurts to help come on

sarki we can help this man with his

rocks until this little mix-up has been

straightened out

oh there's a good one

oops

i guess saying i'm sorry isn't going to

give you the feeling back in your brain

sucky but i'm so

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hello

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just one more garbage can baby i'll just

knock over one more garbage can and then

i'm out you said we'll now look at you

you had to grab that ice cream cone from

that little girl huh what i don't pay

you enough what oh rascal i told you in

the back here if you kept chasing cars

yeah yeah just my luck the last one was

a police car boy those babies can break

so you see annabelle until we can find

our licenses we can't prove or not

strays we got them in the street you

gotta find them for us so we're gonna

end up doing some hard time oh eek i

love you no matter how long you were

left to rot in this terrible pound no

matter how many years i've stolen from

you or what kinds of terrible things but

follow you in here if it takes to your

old and gray i will wait for you always

or at least until i found someone else

well here that's nice to be annabelle

but see we were kind of hoping we

wouldn't have to stay here forever we

were wondering if you could go look for

our licenses oh i wouldn't worry about

those licenses eek i made you a special

cake that should have you out of here in

no time that's very nice if you edible

but it's kind of hard to keep a cake in

your wallet we really need our licenses

that's right sharky i made it with that

secret recipe you sent me

with the file inside

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all righty the cat your maul annabelle

left this for you you know she's really

quite uh quite uh i like her beauty

goddess fat really

oh yeah your pictures came back shot dog

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oh boy now we can get the file out of

the cake and file our way through the

bars and get out of here i can feel it i

feel the pile just about got it

i don't know sarki i'm running out of

ideas here you are mr mortimer the mole

why thank you i was really in the mood

for some cake it looks like we're stuck

here in this cell with nothing but this

soft loose ground for a floor where

those mean old guards store all their

mining equipment

stuck here for all time with the world's

greatest escape artists more than where

the mole with freedom only a foot away

just past this cement wall and like

television all i can think about is the

outside but i can't dig up a single idea

i can't unearth a single idea it's just

hey wait a minute sharky over there the

mining equipment mortimer the mole

escape artist the loose south earth

floor tunnel vision check up sharky i

have a plan

guard guard all right you unlicensed

feline felon what is it this time

uh that lady over there shipped over

shark dog and uh accidentally ate too

much cake uh when she fell and um got a

really bad stomachache my head my head

uh stomachache in her head i mean

so can you pretty much go to a hospital

far away that we can take a cab to we'll

come right back

that's not a lady that's mortimer the

mole give me a break

well what do you know it is mortimer my

fault sorry to bother you mr guard

lady fell yeah what do these strains

take me for

sorry fellas i don't know how but that

clever guard saw right through our plan

hey there little pal buck up things will

get better we just gotta stick together

maybe a happy song i'll cheer you up

uh-oh

i don't suppose saying i'm sorry we'll

give you back the use of your legs but

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hey a way out escape escape we broke

through

over the top boys

forever

okay turkey easy oh boy this might be a

good time for me to go underground

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it's a power play opportunity and

they're past the caballero cabaret back

to a dance

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scores

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our licenses

sharky look

you see sharky i told you we'd be all

right if we just had a little faith and

stuck together

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huh

i learned anything today it said animal

shelters are full of sad and only stray

animals that need love and a good home

and freedom is a wonderful thing that

i'll never take for granted again

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