02x11 - The Frying Game / Star TrEek

[bunniefuu]

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Hey how

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free to catch the two

humans they're going to make you

day here comes do squ and

cut you best get out of the

way they're terrible F the

liard they f liard

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I'm

frying my brain is

melting

water

water

water

water look bill it's water

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Cannonball g bill it kind of looks like

there was only enough water here for a

nice long refreshing

drink I'll make the hurting stop

now stop you must

hold I have located the

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humans easy now Bill you'll overexert

yourself it's very hot out here you'll

poach something must make it stop look

at that the bigger one is Fanning the

smaller one in an attempt to keep him

cool the smaller one must be the leader

the humans are getting smarter all the

time we better wipe them out quick

before they really get any big Ideas a

hefty be grenade ought to do the

trick time to say night night scooter

but I'm not tired bill and I don't have

my skin jammies with the cozy little

feet built in I can't sleep without them

oh yes scooter you will all sleep look

I've invented the sleeping

pill hey look at

that a seashell right in the middle of

the desert isn't that beautiful listen

bill you can hear the

ocean sounds like we really did a number

on those little insects man I can't even

look yeah that terrible cry I guess the

Beehive grenade finally found its Target

I guess the they were not the smart as

we gave them credit for I say good

riddens mission accomplished now we can

go home and uh say guys do you hear that

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whistling maybe some water still be in

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dirt so hot I'm frying in these clothes

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what how long have you had that what

this oh this I've been carrying this

around for days I don't know what it is

but I thought we could use it it was

really starting to itch scooter you

doofus this is a pineapple it has juice

inside we can drink the juice and live

really Bill well how do we get the juice

out we have to hit it with something

hard geez something hard hm boy there's

nothing really hard around here Bill

maybe we should push some sand together

really hard and make a hammer out of

it Sandstorm I can't see anything oh

grab my hand buddy we're going to be

okay see I saved you Bill Bill from here

we go on foot the path is too small for

the camels the humans are in the middle

of the desert doc they should be easy

targets how can we not be finding them

man they are so small they are hard to

pick up on our thermographic sensor the

sandstorm can't be helping either doc

you said it cutter they're sanding all

of our baloney sandwiches and I can

hardly see a thing man we will be fine

we will just have to rely on my Keen

sense of direction this

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way where are we what is it DOC it

appears we have stumbled into a m*ssile

silo of some kind m*ssile silo hey you

don't think those crafty humans have

missiles now do you doc no this is not

the work of that hopeless subspecies

known as

mankind how soon until the m*ssile is

ready to fire at Jurassic City 11 and

1/2

hours 10 minutes we're really not sure

well why not we must wait for the

sandstorm to dissipate the storm could

send the m*ssile off course where it

would miss the great dinosaur iety and

cause absolutely no

Devastation then we will wait Biff you

take two soldiers and guard this lovely

device the rest of you come with me my

evil underground lair needs to be

wallpapered hey you hear that dog the

Thurs are going to strike Jurassic City

with that m*ssile I'm aware of this and

I'm certain it is a bad thing i' have to

agree doc we got to stop them there are

too many thas for us to battle alone I

must put out an SOS transmit so General

gapos will know of our Discovery and

send

support we cannot transmit the clear

signal from down here squat you must put

that transmitter dish outside how

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Doc hey did you hear that no it must be

my imagination guess I'm just a little

jumpy guarding such a deadly and vile

weapon of mass

destruction yeah but you get used to it

oh sure Go Fish

am I crazy or did sand just fall from

above us you're crazy I'm sure it's

nothing any threes go

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Fish how it goes squat no problem good

now we can watch what's going on outside

as we transmit our distress code to

General Galapagos draat it is difficult

in the storm to get to clear signal and

look doc there's something out there

something coming through the storm oh no

man it's the look bill I found something

good Cretaceous the humans have gotten a

hold of our transmitter they're a lot

larger than we thought guys look how big

the eyeball is on that thing I don't

know what it is Bill but it looks

valuable and important this may well be

the most amazing Discovery we as humans

have yet stumbled across a miraculous

device left for us by Superior be beings

from the Heavens to guide us on our

journey to reaching our full potential

as human beings great we'll use it to

smash open the stupid pineapple the

humans are smashing our equipment their

trickery Knows No Limit how do they

always find us man huh how I don't know

Squad but now we are on our own we

cannot depend on the support of the

general we must stop the launch of this

m*ssile ourselves well how Doc by

kicking tail I'm in me

too lizard roll

it will not open will not

open I give up I give up I'm going to

dehydrate I'm going to turn into a

crispy dry leaf and blow away you can

watch and you know why because of you

scooter you and your stupid pineapple

that will not open

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any Queens no but how about a club hey

Thunder

lizards you should have stayed in prison

lounge lizard sticks and stones will

break your bones femal brain you're

finished Thunder lizard you'll know when

I'm finished by the Stars you'll be

seeing through your black eyes you long

with this bag of bones you're a fossil

now Thunder smell my feet bone

boy 15 seconds to Launch

14 seconds to launch now Bill I'm not

really convinced that your idea of

replacing my brain with that part of the

pineapple will really make the world a

happier place oh I'm

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convinced what the this is not right

you're telling me sir this wallpaper is

not taking it all 9 seconds to launch

The Silo doors are closing a to launch

let's get out of here I think tck Souls

might be on something guys I agree let's

run if I want to complete

r 1 second to launch

huh Mommy

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water we're in

water see Bill even though we got blown

up it was all for the best see buddy I

told you I told you I'd get us out of

that mess

yippee sheesh it's a scorcher out here

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today boy it sure got dark

early when does the hurting stop

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space is the place These Are the Voyages

of the spaceship shoes untied it's 9 and

1 half minute mission is to explore

strange thingies to seek out and run

away from New Life fors to boldly go

where no cat has gone

before we're on routine Patrol on the

outskirts of the dangerous sharian star

system while iant chief engineer Elmo is

perfecting the new Photon Fusion

tabulator warps Drive ha hang on

everyone almost got

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it here we

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go Communications officer Annabelle give

me first engineer Elmo on the inal Linko

please no no huh uh Annabelle oh Jezebel

you wied thing you then what you say no

and then he coughed up a hairball right

in front of her no huh uh Lieutenant

Annabelle ma'am I need to talk to Elmo

please soon right away Brave

Captain Elmo call Captain Vinos anyway

go ahead captain captain captain e you

there you Captain e here how is it chief

engineer Elmo how was what the uh new

engine oh Brave engineer oh that well uh

sir it appears we have a problem with

this crazy Photon Fusion Drive mechanism

sir kumb you're telling me there's a

problem with the photon Fusion Drive

mechanism that could be cataclysmic Elmo

we don't want to panic a brave crew we

better switch to the Privacy frequency

on our intercommunications link gotcha

captain no sense letting the crew know

how close we are to do H the Privacy

frequency that would be a word starting

with a p h let's see no no huh

yeah okay Elmo it's just you and me let

me have the harsh facts keep no ugly

truth unspoken Oh Captain eek it's

terrible we're doomed no one will

survive this the nuclear fusion rods on

the Boton core have overheated the

Meltdown levels and we only have seconds

to fix it before we all explode into a

million bit-sized gooey Nano particles

we're doomed doomed I tell you it's a

Ral oops wrong

switch well Elmo you're the engineer how

do we repair the Fon tabulators uh I

don't know no well what do you know

about the warp drive mechanism Brave

engineer

Elmo well sir uh I don't know the first

thing about a warp drive mechanism and I

can't figure it out for the life of me I

don't even know where the darn on switch

is well see always hit the big green

button on the left of the console that

says on H you bet you here it is yeah

well whatever you do don't press it now

you know it's what's that noise Elmo you

didn't press the button did you well

maybe a little

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must hit breaks must save ship must

W now I wonder where the heck we are oh

well as long as we haven't wandered into

the evil sturion Galaxy I'm sure we'll

be fine

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Captain a I'm getting an SOS from the

mysterious planet below an SOS you say

Communications officer Annabelle put

this mysterious planet on our main

screen

please wow what a Nifty looking Planet

Mr sock what can you tell us about this

beautiful tranquil looking World below

us only that it is populated by a race

of gorgeous frisky beautiful

good-natured lonely women with one

senses of humor that have a deep

affection for fuzzy purple felons like

yourself Captain not really worth

exploring sir and not the kind of women

to ever ask for any help are you certain

I mean well what about plant life could

the plant life need help no plant life

at all Captain just those luscious women

M um what about other animals maybe an

animal is Hurt No indigenous life

captain apart from the women who love to

hug cats captain captain we're

monitoring a transmission from the

planet's surface put it on on the main

screen extra broke my heel ankle swollen

can't move can someone please help hey

she Twisted her ankle we better get down

there right away come on Mr sock let's

meet Dr mittens in the teleporter room

there's no time to lose I recommend we

bring the extra sir why Mr sock in case

there are evil and dangerous beings on

the planet they will invariably blast

the extra first giving us time to run

away keep engineer Elmo are you sure the

teleporter is finally

you betcha why you should have just seen

the horrible state it was in I'm just a

country doctor man why do I always have

to go there's a hurt girl down there Dr

mittens she may need your skilled Paws

oh

man everybody ready cuz here we

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go

yesh let's try that

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again according to my weird device the

girl is somewhere over in that direction

Captain hey lady are you okay no I'm not

I just bought these shoes and look the

heel broke right off I'm captain eek and

we're here to rescue you oh my you're so

short and fuzzy and purple you remind me

of Prince hey Cat man this girl's ankle

is fine Man Captain if I didn't know

better I'd say this was a trap of some

sort oh don't be silly Mr sock if it

were a trap the extra would have been

blasted

already huh

say green alien babe this wouldn't be a

trap of some sort would it of course

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not oh no it's shy the sharian emperor

evil and diabolical destroyer of other

people's stuff throughout the

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Galaxy hey that's not nice that's right

it isn't nice we plan to blast our way

onto your ship take over it and destroy

your pathetic Federation once and for

all

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gasp gasp is all right now disguised as

you we will board your ship so that we

may overtake Your Vessel and use your

new Photon warp drive tabulator system

to blow up every planet in the entire

star Chase Federation

Galaxy well Brave crewm mates I guess

this is it we took our last great space

flight together and now we're going down

that great black hole in the sky our

last great destination and I got to tell

you gentlemen I couldn't be prder to be

going down with two of the best it's

just us me and my two Brave star

exploring friends who Faithfully stood

by me always been there for me always up

when the going with st two of the

bravest huh it's not use man this door

is locked from the other

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side kumbai I have gravity poisoning

someone opened the door man but who I

cannot let you be destroyed I like you

too much you're so purple and fuzzy and

cute I want you all to myself gee space

babe that's really nice of you but I've

already got a girlfriend gee she's

really fat really you must go the evil

fined one Sharky the shark Taran is

headed to your ship disguised as

you well he's in for a surprise my crew

is so smart they'll never fall for that

one yes sir Captain e the transmission

is weak but I think you said to lower

the ship's protective deflectors so you

can enter the Sho and Tide space aboard

your fully armed sharian death Cruiser a

sir the fools they have laid themselves

open for attack shall I fire now oh evil

one well if there's nothing else I can

do for you sir I'll just sign off

now

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oops oh boy I blew Captain and the crew

into a billion atomic particles I'll bet

I could lose my job for that good shot

for engineer Elmo huh I knew you were

too smart to fall for that old bad

disguise trick Elmo oh huh you bet you

captain no space fiend's going to make

silly spuds out of old Elmo okay Elmo

open the bay doors and we'll just scoot

safely aboard you got it Captain eek

okay Hal open the bay

doors hey come on Hal open the bay doors

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave Dave

there's no Dave here it's me Captain eat

oh sorry

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see Green Space babe thanks for saving

me and my crew and the universe it's a

shame you have to go back to your planet

it's for the best I'm afraid Brave

Captain EK you see I have fallen

completely

totally I hate long goodbyes

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