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02x17 - Shark Doggy Dog / Fatal Eektraction

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x17 - Shark Doggy Dog / Fatal Eektraction

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a whole egg

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huh

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thank you

foreign

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when we last left those adventurous

squishy Bears they were making their way

through a really scary place where cozy

was convinced he accidentally lost his

self-esteem look guys I found something

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that's not my self-esteem it's too good

looking I never have anything that nice

I'm nothing

I have seen this object before we once

the giant two six bells might taste good

is this thing is fantasy giant who

thinks it Bears might taste good oh come

on Pierre what part of the giant I think

Bears might taste good could it possibly

be

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you gotta help me Sharky's making the

most terrible sounds

I just bought him to why me why

awake

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hi

but he's still making that terrible

sound it's undignified he sounds like a

Teamsters

pardon me my purple friend but we've had

a little trouble on the highway a

collision with a shoe Kumbaya you're Don

Cornelius long time host of television's

Dash Fest Soul Caboose solid hip cat

let's eat cat sir eat the cat groovy ick

Listen My Limo broke down while I was

driving through your city searching for

a new act to appear on my show I wonder

if you could give me and my Posse a paw

you bet Mr Cornelius it's an honor to

help you in your hey I wonder if

that makes me a puffy cat boy I've

watched you since I was a kid and he had

this big afro and these white collars

and those big platform shoes oh and

remember this one

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he's a broken pesto to the asp

ECT everything that a dog could enjoy

you cannot on a rubber toy it's fun to

go to hey yo can I can I just use your

phone it's right this way Mr Cornelius

sir

go up there little fella that sound that

funky sound

who is that magnificent creature oh

that's my girlfriend Annabelle

she doesn't see a beauty yeah man she is

really

um fat you know really actually I was

talking about the little guy the little

guy making that dope sound oh that's

Sharky the shark dog he's not really a

dope he's just choking on a shoe foreign

get on out here

yo check out this dog is whack rhyme

geez

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the sound it's new it's amazing look I

want you two to come out to Hollywood

and be on my show Kumbaya you want me

and Sharky to appear on Soul caboose I

know I want him to appear on Soul

Caboose I want you to carry his bags

sure it never hurts to help you

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[Applause]

so my friend and Main homebody uh uh

homeboy yeah Don Cornelius tells me this

little puppy's gonna be quite an Angry

Young hip-hop recording star

you got it Mr Elmo and Don says your

record company is the perfect place for

turkey to record his first album you

betcha my record company started all the

newest musical grades like mice tea

last 10 10. I'm not in that slap a metal

bar across my knees you ask me around

with your palms like to tease let's pay

back time my time to laugh to watch me

if you're pleased while I put the

in here in my hand I give it a little

squeeze

great meeting you fellas have a nice day

nice meeting you too

and who could forget that singing and

sensation I discovered Bears to men

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records are successful because I care

about making them stars

now to make hip-hop stars out of YouTube

hmm first we better start with a

wardrobe change no offense huh Bros but

your look just doesn't say Street

much better now all we need is a video

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[Applause]

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if this is love why can't I put your

entire head in my mouth is a

controversial song titled mailman biter

the postal service is in an uproar don't

we have enough violence in today's

society now this shark doggy dog is is

encouraging dogs to bite us well We're

Not Gonna Take It I am announcing here

and now that the U.S Postal Service is

protesting this song and boycotting its

record label uh if if we protest a song

we have to carry signs and stuff because

like I'm on my break Shockey's friend

and occasional musical instrument eek

the Cat defend Shockey song

he says the mailman are keeping him down

just because he occasionally bites him

turkey likes to bite things

is that so wrong

short doggy dog's problems just seem to

be getting worse as his trial begins in

Los Angeles today the video of short

doggy dog's as*ault on a postal worker

was shown over and over again I suggest

to you Jerry members that there's no

evidence that that dog there in the

video is even my client why I don't

believe there's any proof that my client

has ever been within 100 feet of a

mailman

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he was forced to eat raw meat and

leftover table scraps

he was a rolled up newspaper to make him

do tricks he was forced to sit and roll

over and beg turkey hated it big he's

hurting but what about the tape how do

they get around the tape the freedom of

shark doggy dog is now in the hands of a

Los Angeles jury

the jury reached a verdict oh we have a

runner we have to refined shark doggy

dog not guilty of all Jordans

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this must be that mailman sock this is

the key to your unique billion dollar

sound

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something tells me maybe that wasn't a

good thing

sure enough it wasn't a good thing after

Sharkey lost his unique sound his career

started to head in a downward Direction

[Laughter]

except for one dandruff commercial

and a brief stint with his own sitcom on

the Fox network

Sharky finally came home and everything

pretty much returned to normal hey

Sharkey I was thinking about getting

into the music business myself I'm

learning to play this tuba wanna hear

uh that wasn't my strongest musical note

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what the hey who turned out the lights

uh turkey

it was good to have the old Sharky bath

even if it hurt very very much hey get

it off

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[Applause]

boy what a glorious day to spend at the

park with my one and only true love

Annabelle I ask you beef as you can see

a little flower in her own right

foreign

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bye bees say hello to sting for me

everything with the same dumb jokes

Kumbaya this couldn't be a better sign

to be alive on a day like this nothing

could possibly go wrong

huh hello welcome to the neighborhood

I need to guess whoa I'm Alice and your

greeting means a lot to me eek Kia never

hurts to be greeted you know eek we've

only just met already I feel something

special

yeah I feel it too this is fire hydrant

and I think it just pierced my appendix

hey I'm on my way to my girlfriend

Annabelle's house would you like to meet

her

welcome to the neighborhood Alice I hope

I'll see you around oh yes you will see

me around I will not be ignored eek the

Cat do you hear me I will not be ignored

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awake you should have

oh you get out in here my little purple

cuddle mother hey guess what we got a

new neck

I shall rid the world of that Bountiful

bulbous Beauty and then eat the cat

shall be mine

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aren't you a masculine little Mr Macho

pup I think you've earned a doggie treat

open your mouth and close your eyes and

you'll get a big surprise

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foreign

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okay

hot dogs I'll get you one Annabelle

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display only here give this to the

little lady gee thanks Mr uh lady sir

you know you should see a doctor about

that it's me Alice pleased to meet you

sir you know you look just like my new

neighbor and her name is Alice too holy

yummy hot dog is just what you need

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hey guys

what age you know how to skate are you

whoa whoa

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what was that

wow

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oh

wait that was the most fun I've ever had

it's Shocky

we better get home to make sure he's

okay

hey there's Sharkey while he's just

enjoying a nice relaxing smell in the

rocking chair oh I'm so relieved thanks

for the great Dominique bye huh bye

Annabelle g g t i sure say g a lot

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Shocky

it sounds almost like Sharky

Sharky what's the matter boy what are

you trying to tell me

I'm not real good at your age but I

guess we can play

Sharky

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side

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geez lady how about a little privacy

around here

oh

that's my

um you're you're traveling back in time

so your videotapes aren't returned late

hey Sharky I don't know wait you've been

kidnapped by some mean homicidal maniac

person who took your fur so that it

could look like you and do mean things

to Annabelle

right on the nose on the nose huh

that was Annabelle and it sounds like

maybe somebody's doing something mean to

her

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will not be ignored you're not Sharky

you're right I'm the one who should be

eek's girlfriend I'm the one who should

be the love of his life

why oh

um uh I can't think of why right now but

there's probably a pretty darn good

reason

now the time has come

Annabelle I heard screaming I broke a

nail golly are you okay yes it wasn't

one of my good ones just a cheap press

on

um hey you look strangely familiar to me

it's me Alice but that doesn't matter

anymore nothing matters except getting

rid of both of you I must you see you

know too much

all right

let's find you hey

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yes

do you two know each other

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I'm sure glad I didn't have that second

hot dog

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here we go

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laughs

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that was a whole lot of rolling around

say what's this all about anyway

this is about me all I wanted was a

little love and attention that Annabelle

got from you and shark talk because I'm

really

shark Ella Sharky's twin sister

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you're right Sharkey it's always evil

twin in these movies although there is

one little thing I don't understand who

are you really Alice

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brother well how about that

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just kidding

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oops

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laughs

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