03x01 - The Good, The Bad and The Squishy/Birth of a Notion

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leggings

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thank you

foreign

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well here he comes Annabelle we better

hurry

you're right he's right behind us

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all right you two lovebirds playground's

closing come back tomorrow thank you for

having us nice man we most hardly

enjoyed ourselves

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I just love playing Cowboys With You My

Little Pony expressive love boy those

cowboys must have had meat lives hey

Annabelle think of all the Adventure in

danger

well like rattlesnakes and saddle swords

and renegades and b*nditos and

Desperados like well like the dog with

no name

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he was a dr*fter

and one day the dog was no name drifted

into the little town of hay fever

Colorado

that's when the trouble began

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foreign

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but you can't leave you're the sheriff

the town of hay fever needs a sheriff

and come out of here man

well who's gonna be Sheriff that's your

problem mayor man you're gonna have to

find some real doofus man I don't know

if in this whole Wild West you're ever

gonna find anyone stupid enough to wear

this sheriff's badge man

oh man

oh no the bandito bears are coming to

town and the chef is tossed away as

badge where will I ever find someone

stupid enough to be Sheriff

pardon me mayor Almost sure but uh I

think someone dropped this Harris badge

I found it in my eye

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hmm

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close the doors

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come on that mission

foreign

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as soon as you heard there was trouble

well I that's right surefique it's the

bandito Bears they're right outside of

town and headed this way the bandito

Bears I've heard of these Desperados but

who are they whoa

who are they

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oh I sure hope there's a bathroom in the

little town of hay fever it's been a

long ride it sure has when we haven't

stopped to brush our teeth in an hour

well I can't wait to sit down to a big

glass of warm milk that's it how can you

sit I no longer have some feelings in my

bathroom I want to get all this infernal

horsey this is jostling I am chipped

you've got to find the bright side of

things Pierre things could be much worse

tell me how how could things be Wells

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they're terrible dancers Kumbaya the

whole town is in danger Bingo but don't

worry about him here Elmo we're a whole

town there's these four Bears if we all

stick together pull together as a

community united we stand divided we

fall

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uh like I always say if you want

something done right you gotta do it

yourself you and me elbow the sheriff

and the mayor it's our responsibility to

make a stand oh boy I agree 100 Sheriff

Beacon Hey look it's Elvis huh hey wait

a minute mayor Elmo this is 1860 Elvis

isn't even born yet and fair Elmo hmm

he's gone although he did leave me a

lovely fruit basket

the ouch oh no you didn't Pierre your

bad attitude scared off the horses

you're wrong Monami it was not me they

were scaffold by those musical serpents

musical serpents we these ones playing

the maracas

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don't worry guys we can outrun those

snakes yeah it's a good thing snakes

don't have feet to chase us with I'm

afraid it is worse my name is see this

thing they appear to have this station

wagon

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we're in luck guys there's all kinds of

soft lunch green vegetation below for

our cute little fannies to gently

Landing

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I'm all alone it's just me against a

fearsome bandito Bears I'm all that

stands between those Outlaws and well

something that's something I'll bet if

only the eyes were evened up if only

there were someone some Brave ombre to

back me up someone like

the dog was no name

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you'll help me dog with no name a dog of

your High Plains reputation has a time

to defend right from wrong to put his

life on the line in the name of Justice

oh well what time does your soap opera

start the cactus needles in my tail

while not as painful as this humiliation

oh come on Pierre we were lucky to round

up these wild animals yapierre otherwise

we'd have to walk if you are walking at

least maybe we would be getting

somewhere look guys there's the town of

hay fever will Galloping With The Wind

in our hair and dust in our lungs

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I mean dog with no name wake up

yes sir Sharky it's a good thing we laid

out that clever trap that we spent all

night building

after our trap his sprung we'll grab

those bears and lock them up without

dinner I mean unless they're really

hungry

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of course I remember where the tripwire

for our complicated booby bear trap is

what kind of big chili do you take me

oh gee guys I hope they have ointment

for a wedgies here I'm chafed at least

we made it to hay fever completely safe

and sound look it is a dog Bonjour Mon

Ami doggy we wonder if we could please

to be using the restroom huh why do we

have to go through you first we can't go

through him he's made of solid matter no

you fools don't you see he's talking

about The Showdown and if the only way

people get to use these towns restrooms

is their showdowns and so be it

I cannot wait

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hey my shiny six sh**ter's gone

this is madness see Macho Cowboy weapons

they are not full of the better carotene

oh yeah well this is a children's show

guys we aren't allowed to show six

shooters how are we going to have this

showdown without these six shooters I

don't know you guys I guess maybe we'll

have to forego The Showdown and do

something else

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yeah we love the hustle

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so you see Annabelle in the end another

great mix of the Wild West was disproof

the bandito bears were much better

dancers than anyone ever saw

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laughs

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I'm not sure what it does but I'm sure

Bill's head will fit into it very

comfortably

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no the hurting has stopped

this is it

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when does the hurting stop

no more napping Sleepy Man

do you know what today is do you ah it's

your birthday I figured it out since

I've known you you've burped in your

sleep this many beads so I've invented

the celebration a way to honor momentous

occasions like today I call it the burp

day and today is your birthday Bill

happy birthday well that's very nice of

you scooter

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get up

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they are just blowers this time their

cunning and trickery will be no match

for us we will not be made fools of

again right boys boys

that's a good one Squad but can you do

this

hey that's great cutter hey look at the

face Doc's making that's a really scary

one man don't think Doc's playing the

same game we asked what

what a grouch he could have thrown us

out with our parachutes man

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it's called a birthday clown

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it looks like some kind of dance ritual

to me let's make it the last

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nobody likes a birthday party pooper

Bill ow it's time for something else now

it sure is Bill

we got a surprise guest arriving too

Bill it wouldn't be a birthday without

all your favorite friends friend what is

this thing this trend what is that this

is

a cake and on top a special treat I made

these out of the powdery stuff I found

near the swamp I'm calling them candles

there's a candle for every time you

burped isn't that neat now all you do is

blow out all the candles and I do will

you promise to jump in a volcano on

three we rush them one jump in a volcano

always with the joking huh Bill remember

to blow out all the candles buddy and

make a wish

all right

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and this cake is strawberry I hate

strawberry man

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surprise

look Bill your special birthday guest

has finally arrived perhaps that that

takes me oh no when I told her it was

your birthday she was very very excited

she says she knows all about this

special day I sure do guys the most

important birthday tradition of all

watch this there are plans for my mini

ball Babs explained to me that on

someone's birthday it's traditional that

the celebration involved the building of

a shopping complex isn't that exciting

couldn't I just get kicked in the head

again

out it's time for some real birthday fun

this information is highly disturbing

don't the humans have invented expl*sive

Weaponry than dinosaur Society is in

grave Danger

the humans could level Jurassic City

brain destruction and dinosaur society

as we know it possibly even destroy this

entire planet figures I just had my car

washed

the humans must be stopped but I no

longer feel that it is safe for you to

try and capture them until we've

researched their weapons technology

with this highly Advanced

state-of-the-art bug we can listen in on

the humans expl*sive making plans please

put on your headphones for a

demonstration

is gonna help us eavesdrop on the humans

I guess saying I'm sorry isn't going to

give you your hearing back what what

make sure first floor is really sturdy

it's got all three floors of sale items

on top of it

almost time for your 60 second break

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we must plant the bug in a spot that the

humans are sure to spend a lot of time

near don't worry doc I got it under

control yeah

I made you both lovely birthday special

bark and mud sandwiches

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I never knew that celebration could be

so exhausting

at least we're eating well

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what the heck do you think that is

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we have every reason to believe that

this building the humans are so doggedly

constructing is actually an expl*sive

weapons Laboratory

Dr steggy has been hard at work huh

deciphering the intricate cold to human

seems to me communicate you must get

inside

building and remove the human's weapons

plans and destroy the laboratory the

future of our society depends on it

thank you

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it sounds like the humans are having a

fight or something man these noises are

awful well we are wondering what these

sounds mean the humans are busily

completing the laboratory we must get

inside uh maybe we should wait they've

got expl*sives in there they can blow us

to bits come we move

very nice boys now watch as I try out my

last clever idea our Minnie Mouse

security device our mini mommy security

so that nothing happens to all of the

wonderful things inside but perhaps

there's not nothing in there not yet but

next birthday you'll spend stacking the

place boy are you lucky Bill no please

no more purpose

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huh

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that's neat Babs can I try no scooter

you're a man you don't know what wait

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thank you

my beautiful Mom it's gone ruined my

life is ruined I'll never get over this

I never want to see you two Finance

again

now you've done it she's gone maybe

forever no more building no more

learning no more adventuring as humans

led by the larger brain of the female

because of you you

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nice work scooter thanks Bill happy

birthday come on let's go eat some bugs

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