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03x02 - Eek's Sneek Peak / The Thunder Years

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x02 - Eek's Sneek Peak / The Thunder Years

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why are you

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ific and look one of the Grateful

patients gave me this neat hat

oh it sure feels good to give something

back to our fans who gave it so much

great I'm glad you got something of the

good out of this Hospital sure all I got

for my visit was the measles

this is terrible it's these spots

they're clashing with my Ensemble oh

quick gravy beer who wants to sing a

song great idea Cody what shall we sing

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when she comes when she comes we'll be

driving off the mountain

look ahead I like the positive message

of this song's title here but I'm not

sure I know the tune what key is it in

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all right

oh no it's the bad giant who thinks

Bears might taste good

wait a moment what's the best deal is

going on here what is this with the

freeze frame this is not replace fully

Freeze Frame hey Pierce right something

else should be happening here but not

the freeze frame uh-uh not yet

oh my gosh squishy Bears you're right if

I didn't know any better I'd guess that

even the writers don't know what's gonna

happen next all right okay people uh

listen we got a story problem here

that's lunch one hour

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somebody could I get a sparkling water

here please we hello

well as you can see writing one of our

exciting Adventures is no easy test and

uh well things are gonna be kind of

quiet for a while so if you want to

switch over to American Factory farmer

or something I'd understand no wait I've

got a better idea since I'm on a break

with a little time to spare how would

you like to join me for a once in a

lifetime behind the scenes look at how

one of our amazing cartoons is produced

okay then here we go

here we are at the famous Fox Children's

Network through these doors is where

cartoon magic is made

how would I smell

ah here we go

no and then he never called me again

next Katie hard at work ironing out

those complex cartoon brushing problems

Katie is the life's blood of our show

are you the messenger no Katie it's me

eek the star of our show hold on some

raccoon named geek just showed up I

brought our home audience to meet the

creators in Brilliant Minds behind our

funny funny comedy cartoon show Bill and

Savage Oh those guys uh sewage and uh

Phil there's a uh Eco Suave or something

like that out here that's eek eats a cat

Katie like what's written on your

paycheck pardon me it's hard to read the

writing on something that's small really

thanks a lot Katie whatever

hey neat we've stumbled upon villain

Savage the comedy masterminds creators

and writers of my show boy it must be

neat fun writing cartoons for a living

hey guys you you're from the outside

what's happening on Gilligan's Island

did they put a monkey in space yet do

you have any little bits of string or

tinfoil has Elvis put out a new album

are the French out of Vietnam yet this

President Carter's still doing a good

job please take us home with you tell

Twiggy I love her

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kids stay in school

hey me this looks like the next geek

script that the guys were working on

let's follow along with the process of

making one of our each show

first stop for a funny funny script is a

process called broadcast standards and

practices

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where the script is carefully edited to

make sure that no jokes are too funny we

don't want any kids laughing too hard

and hurting themselves

then the script off to the Network's

legal department where a sharp team of

lawyers fight for our right to be funny

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and voila our completed script uh well

our page and a half have completed

script anyway and now all that's left is

for Bill and Savage to be released long

enough to get to go ahead to make their

funny funny Show Mommy

for this we head up to the executive

wing of the fox Children's Network

Margaret Les's office the president and

Grand Nevada of the fox Children's

Network a greater woman has yet to be

born foreign

good luck guys I'm sure she'll love your

latest script you can do it it's right

we deserve this we work hard yeah for

once let's fight for what we believe in

let's go in there with our heads Held

High

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please Margaret please we know we're not

worthy but we'll eat bugs if you just

let us just this one time we'll wash

your car again we'll simonize please

please you too get up off your knees

there's no need for that I want you to

have

artistic freedom and money is No Object

really you're serious your artistic

vision is what I'm paying you for I want

you two to feel free to experiment gosh

slash the interior decorators are here I

thought you two were the interior

decorators here to make over my office

uh no Miss Lesh we're the guys who do

eek

Arlen call security

now with the Network's blessing it's off

to the recording studio where highly

paid actors act out their scripted line

okay Annabelle you've never looked

prettier than you do today holy week you

say the sweetest things

is that it for me can I go home now

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Here Comes Sharky I hope he doesn't bite

me oh I didn't like that one can I do

another oh we're moving

we're moving feeling

one more time please

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now with the script recorded the whole

funny funny package begins this journey

to becoming an actual broadcast quality

cartoon show

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and it's up to Exotic Ontario which is

like a big mysterious product which is

kind of like a snake right inside Canada

which uh I'm sure it's a country right

next to the United States which is just

North of Mexico well and Argentina for

that matter uh anyway

here a dedicated team of artists led by

our director John and our producer

Jocelyn worked tirelessly through the

night which by the way lasts for eight

months up there to put the whole show

together a daughter oh grown up never

saw it happen

today husband's birthday my SIM card

can't remember his name

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John's reception please drawn to

reception

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gee thanks

and voila after a six month wait we

receive our finished geek skill and now

all that's left is to get a reaction to

the final show from our Fox network

executive the man in charge of our show

Roland

oh gosh it hurts

so Mr Poindexter what do you think sir

well uh actually to be honest guys uh

the ratings aren't so hot so we uh well

I suggested a change bear with me now

I've suggested we make a superhero

kangaroo actually a sumo wrestling biker

kangaroo from Venus called kangron The

Destroyer what oh and I've got some

great ideas for the Elmo character oh no

not this time mister I am not selling

out for some cheap superhero Trend not

me not this guy I have too much

self-respect dog on it you'll have to

run me over with a steamroller before

that happens I'm out of here

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we hope you've enjoyed yourself

until next time

I mean uh kangron the Destroyer saying

so long uh quickly can I run the evil

mutant weasel hunts are almost Upon A

spline I like the wind okay omo uh I

mean lady

oh my God this is gonna take a little

getting used to

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all right

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don't you worry about that bill old

buddy I've invented the stepladder here

try it out this is idiotic scooter

that's the stepladder it's useless I

need to be up there way up there

haha well then we need to use the ladder

extender

got one right here

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okay you're up Bill grab some fruit and

come down before something goes wrong

hey wait no

maybe I should rethink the extent maybe

just a rope or something rope yes I

could use some rope right about now hey

oh ow well at least we got the fruit

down

let's eat

when does the hurting stop I don't like

it dark we're crossing into the X zone

thugasaur country if our quest to

eliminate The elusive human Scourge

leads us into the path of danger so be

it but we can lessen our chances of

thugasaur detection by switching our

Manta scramjet to stealth mode cool doc

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no prepare for Crash Landing one seat

belts faster than fuel pumps off

dude transmit distress code and make

sure all smoking material is

extinguished well uh g doc if the stuff

weren't smoking we found wouldn't be

crashing

Biff deploy a search team and bring me

those ludicrous lizard letharos the rest

of you follow me my fruit needs waxy

oh man everything is busted man

everything quickly Salvage which

supplies you can before the ship blows

the time listener doc

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I'm sorry you're grobling toadiness the

Thunder lizards have escaped

they did however leave us with this

lovely fruit basket

fools don't you see the machines the

Thunder lizards are making fools of us

they ridicule Us Now find them finders

the food basket did not stall them for

long we must find a place to evade

capture by the hideous dugasaurs

alright guys coast clear let's move

I have a feeling those reptilious

reptiles are right underfoot

was too close

we must find a hiding place before the

bone boys double back this way

we'll do nicely

be dog and look at this doc it appears

those horrible mankinds once called this

whole home look at the mess they made on

the cave walls disgusting look at this

graffiti why do these humans have to

make a mess everywhere they go well I

guess this is home sweet home till help

arrives man I'll bet General Galapagos

freaked when he got our distress signal

I'll bet right about now the entire

Jurassic Army has been deployed to

rescue us

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territory sir till I immediately

scrambled a search and rescue team

are you out of your mind soldier can't

you see I am incredibly busy call me

when something really important happens

why no

survival rule number one take stock in

your supplies okay boys what have we got

well I managed to save this ball of

rubber bands in this old carton of milk

I grab these love beads and some tiny

bits of string and I have salvaged the

Splenda two pounds of bacon fat

and this Oriental fan now we must use

our skilled army training to use each

item to its full potential in making our

temporary dwelling more hospitable to

dino habitation we begin

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now all we can do is wait for Rescue

hmm

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I can't wait man we're surrounded man we

gotta get out of here relax Squad the

egg Zone scares me like nothing else

we'll be okay I remember something that

scared you more remember back in third

grade

we were just kids just seven or eight

hundred years old long before the great

Dino Wars come on Squad it's foolproof

and we ever steered you wrong yeah one

time you told me jumping in a tarp it

would make me magic we pulled you out

eventually then you told me eating hot

lava would give me big muscles we made a

mistake

mistake but this time it's no mistake

we've hit the jackpot show them doc

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discovered the blueprints for all the

Tunnel Walk under the school

this tunnel leads right to the school

cafeteria's Frieza you know it's kept in

the school's cafeteria freezer trilobite

ice cream tons and tons of trilobite ice

cream

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come in guys

let's follow his path on the blueprint

you should be right about here then gee

dog looks like a paper stuck together I

don't think this blueprint is unfolded

all the way

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that's a bad thing right doc yes cutter

having our little friend's head pulled

off by the principal fits nicely in the

bad things category

yes principal Galapagos Marjorie I have

some very important paperwork to go over

I don't wish to be disturbed desperate

principles

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there's no trilobite ice cream here now

what are you doing here who are you you

hey

man

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wait I hear something

we'll just check down here then we'll

give up

wait a minute is that poison ivy I'm not

going down there if that's poison ivy

thanks for the ride

Thunder lizards we'll bring it back with

a full tank of gas promise

I am sick of your inventions I am sick

of listening to you everything you tell

me is wrong from now on I am going to

live my life the exact opposite of you

scooter uh bill I wouldn't go that way

uh oh you wouldn't want you well then

that means that I should I finally

figured life out scooter if you tell me

to do something I shouldn't do it if you

tell me not to go into a direction it is

bound to be the right direction

I am going to go in this direction

I tried to tell you Bill oh I'm just

hurting stop

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tiger Shores

well let's organize a little welcoming

committee well even though we had fun as

kids nothing's really as much fun as

outsmarting those stupid thugasaurs

right guys

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there's the Border we are almost out of

the X zone hey look at that it's hot

boys hundreds of them General Galapagos

must organize the welcome home parade

for us guys

gentle tours you may fire it will

sure is nice to be loved hey hey they're

sh**ting out fireworks in our honor I

don't know so glad I have a funny

feeling about this

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