03x04 - Paw Sores / T-Rex and Sympathy

[bunniefuu]

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oh hey

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huh

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thank you

foreign

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boy Annabelle that's tremendously

copyrighted movie is still one of my

all-time favorites

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I just love going to the movies boy when

did we need to fight against security to

have laser sword fights to save the

entire universe

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I wonder how I'd handle a big situation

like that saving the entire universe boy

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a little while ago in a small town a

bloated purple cat was squashed by a

piano but that doesn't matter right now

see a terrible Galactic fiend named dark

lawyer is searching for Princess Leia

boat who is made up with his plans for a

hideous structure called the mall of

Doom and one of his favorite waffle

recipes this information could change

the course of freedom in the galaxy

I take full responsibility for her

escape and you shall pay for your

stupidity

please your cruelness I'll do better not

that please anything but that I'm afraid

it's too late for you I'm suing you now

the rest of you find the princess or

face me in court

thank you

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Listen to Me Brave laundering of plans

you must deliver this information to

Elmo Juan schmelmo

the fight of the entire

is on it I still got it for one more

cycle to go man way it's a lot of towels

and heavy linen

Elmo wants memos on the planet garbage

you must find him and give this

information to him only him I I'm just a

dryer man I'm not much for the

swashbuckler stuff you may want to try

the soda machine down the hall I heard

he rescued a School Bus full of goats

from Good Luck

well I really

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uh I'll show my home planet of garbage

is majestic and beautiful I long for

adventure maybe if I wish I was sh**ting

star I'll see my way clear to a life of

adventure hey there's one now

oh boy what luck I wish I wish I wish an

idea of how to get off this planet would

hit me like a ton of bricks

which is a lot of moist towels

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now wherever did you come from I wonder

if you can help me sir I've got a lot of

trying to do and now I've been sent to

find some clown named Elmo on shmelmo

Elmo wine shmomo Kumbaya I know him he's

a weird hermit who lives across the

desert who makes sculptures out of

earwax he's quite talented I'm sure can

you get me to him sure it never hurts to

help

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please Elmo once melma you got to save

me

charger

can't go much farther

huh Elmo one snowmo the mystical Elmo

line snowmo you betcha so here to buy

some of my earwax sculptures eh no

Wiseman I'm here about saving the

universe oh sure everyone wants to look

no one wants to buy please rate Elmo one

snomo I believe this dryer has a message

for you well put it over there with the

others

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hmm

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it's Princess Leia about oh my gosh he's

released something isn't she yeah she's

really uh fat Elmo wants memo this dryer

contains the secrets of dark lawyers

Mall of Doom and his waffle recipe

they're in a pair of pants wrapped from

pocket after you remove the plans you

must deliver them to the rebel leaders

then remember to reset the dryer so that

the heavy Linens and towels can finish

drying help us Elma wants you smell more

you mean we've gotta help her leak

bottom sitter huh you must join me in

Saving the universe leak but I'm just a

kitten from a small planet what do I

know about fighting Elijah of dark

lawyer I must teach you the way of the

PB in July night I must teach you the

ways of the fierce the fierce an

incredible secret power a strength

annoying passed on through only a gifted

handful throughout the entire galaxy and

you're gonna teach me the fears sure I

got 10 minutes

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if we're gonna fight dark lawyer we're

gonna need a fast Starship and a fast

pilot to fly it we need a space pirate

but we're we're on all of the planet

carboxy did we find a ruthless space

pirate

oh

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you see breaking charcoal with the help

of you and your spaceship to Falcons we

can free the princess and save the

entire universe

and Sharko says there isn't enough space

treasure in the galaxy to risk his life

and my life taking a mission that's

bound to fail I agree with the man okay

that's too bad if you helped us I was

gonna offer you these two tickets to the

squishy Bears on ice princess

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I'm here to rescue you oh my goodness I

couldn't take another second of this

okay let's go

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my hero

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are you sure you don't want to join us

in destroying dark lawyers of all of

Doom and save the universe from

oppression and totalitarianism so that

all may be free to live in peace oh sure

we'd like to man but the squishy Bears

on ice is playing on the zoltarian moon

of scorcha which is over 11 billion

light years from here we really gotta

get going later man

Princess Leia about we've sealed the

tunnel entrance per your orders no one

can get in

oh man someone close the door man

Brave troops we will never forget your

sacrifices your heroic Deeds the honor

with which you lay down your lives for

I'm sorry Princess Leia about they're

out of range now you're yeah

oh well done

please the architecture horrible just

horrible

why are you right but have no fair rate

Freedom Fighters we must Rush down for

all the underdogs of the universe to

wage the virtue of peace to fight the

plague of evil please wish me

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where's the squishy cow man

I hate this I can't feel my

little man

I kind of miss a lot Frank Shire they're

gonna blow us up we gotta figure

something uh I'll tell you I've been

trying to think of something I've been

trying to think of why I'm back here I'm

just a dryer

oh

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come on they're ready

I shot my snooky paw we were trying to

hit you leak bottom sitter that's

squishy Bears I show stock man

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beautiful so beautiful

what does it all mean how would I know

I'm a dryer get it an appliance ask me

about blint

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so hungry

no food anywhere just rocks

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oh no Mr man no more eating rocks I

brought you some real food spit it out

come on now Bill spit it out

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food scooter you brought me some real

food enough to last a lifetime look

we'll call it a seed this little baby

will end our food needs forever

oh yum a seed oh this glorious phone

surely you and I can't eat all of this

you don't eat the seed bill you plant it

see

oh I see we feed the mud our seed while

we starve

D the seed grows into a huge plant full

of fruit we eat the fruit

oh boy look at it go why we're just in

seed Heaven aren't we I barely noticed

my ravaging appetite carrying me apart

from the inside out and all the

excitement of waiting for this this seed

to grow

first we gotta Add Water silly man

this is the last chance for you three if

you don't capture the humans I'll have

no choice but to throw your sorry Tails

back into Jurassic penitentiary

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the termination of these two humans is

an important military objective you've

treated it like some sort of a

tea party

all right we're doing our best General

Galapagos but see those sneaky humans

have taken refuge in the X zone

that stegosaur country man

I mean General man sir the X zone is

Lush and overly foliated making it

treacherous for such and destroyed

tactics we often become lost well that's

why I've hired a little help doc

someone who knows his way around the X

zone and doesn't get lost gentle Souls

say hello to the greatest tracker on

Earth

Mr T rex I pity the fools I can't catch

a couple itty bitty squishy little

blackheads

you call yourselves terrible

you think you got Thunder

you don't look so terrible to me maybe I

should call you something else when I

was younger my mom used to call me mushy

snuggle bites if you're more comfortable

with that I uh from now on mushy snuggle

bites you take orders from me I'm the

greatest dinosaur track of all times I

got a nose like a bloodhotasaurus and

probably just as many fleas what I said

uh please please go on I will not become

lost I will lead you right where you

need to go if when you get there it

isn't where you want to be you never

need to be there in the first place

prepare to be hypnotized and dazzled by

my Keen sense of direction now let's

move out

foreign

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this is my closet the door is over there

are you trying to be funny of course

it's the closet I was testing my night

vision I always test my night vision

before a mission

I paid the food with no night vision

mushy

snuggle bites

I smell humans they're close they smell

bad real bad

all right fools everybody off move it

we walk from here

it'll be quieter

don't need no loud noises giving

opposition away

now I just gotta get a sin of these

pitiful humans

hey guys check it out yeah squat that Mr

T-Rex is a real crack-up no ends ifs or

buts one of your fools wanna share

what's so funny huh anyone yeah well we

would but but

I ain't gonna waste my punches on you

three I'll pity you three the real

fights out there with the humans

how pity the humans this way

no more I'll watch no more you are wise

and hideous one you do not have to see

any more to know this thunder lizards

are up to something no I'll watch no

more because my soap is on

we now return to as the glacier

Caroline darling I'd love to discuss

this but I'm sinking in a top hit

Beth I want you to organize a little

welcoming committee for those Thunder

lizards I want them taken alive so I can

inflict unspeakable suffering on them

another slideshow of your day at the

Driftwood Festival

see Bill I

can't will be full

who call it the Garden of Eating well

maybe this Garden thing isn't such a

stupid idea after all the scooter

what about what kind of plants are these

anyway huh I'm not not sure I just call

them Venus fly traps

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get me out of here

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what is it with you thunder lizards I'm

hot on the trail and you fools move like

a snail squat has a pebble in his foot

we can't leave him behind why don't you

just put a pebble from the Fool's foot

hey it's ideal price worth a shot I

pitted myself that I gotta be with these

fools

hey my goal my precious goals

I painted food that set this trap have

no pity on us Mr T-Rex

when it's you who is about to become a

dino pinata Freight not thugasaurs it's

time for a little game called Kick the

tail of the bone boys

come on lizard

oh

so cartilage breath had enough

well yes

squat cut him down

hey

what's that huh Foos they're right there

I pity the humans they just came up

against Mr T-Rex

say Bill do you hear something don't

tell me it's a wild g*ng of dandelions

on the way Among Us no it's a big

grenade

foreign

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look at that they mock us with that

strange dance this is the last pitiful

dance though humans are gonna do I got

those fools in sight

I said I got him fool now move aside

Thunder lizard uh Mr T-Rex sir we're uh

we're over here sir then who's the food

that blocking my sights

you want to play games with me you

photosynthesized fool wow

put me down

I paid the food plant that tries to eat

Mr T-Rex Thunder lizard get some weed

k*ller come save me you hear me then the

lizard hey got no lizards well guys we

may not like him but he is a soldier

like us and you know the Thunder lizard

motto no Dino gets left behind we better

go save Mr T-Rex

if I would get my hands on you I pity

you fools we just don't have to go too

fast right doc

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laughs

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