03x07 - Eekstremely Dull / Planet of the Crepes

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oh hey

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huh

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thank you

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what a ride

eek

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tonight at night those lovable squishy

bears are loose in New York City

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hello New York just like I pictured it

these guys crappers and everything if we

can make it here we'll make it anywhere

you guys let's go for what's your

beautiful Central Park hold on guys if

we're going to walk through beautiful

Central Park we owe it to our big city

fans to look our best I know guys let's

put on our most expensive jewelry join

them for an unbear relievable adventure

as they take a fight out of a big apple

yeah true it's nice of those people in

the park to hold our valuables while we

see more of New York City oh yeah

all of us be more quiet how dim is he

light bulb in your bare heads we bears

were mugged under your trip is a

disaster what next

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hey guys from up here you have a

beautiful view of This Magnificent City

just look at the lights of old Broadway

yeah meat it's beautiful I love New York

are you mad where is a palsy giant

monkey boy isn't New York exciting

uh July today don't miss the squishy

bears in squishy Barefoot in the Park

whiskey Barefoot in the Park the only

squishy Bears classic film I've never

seen boy I can't wait to see this

nothing's gonna make me miss that movie

I'll tell you that I

huh

hello my name is Stephen I have a

squirrel we just moved into the tree

next door please to meet you Stephen I

need to catch welcome to the

neighborhood eek I was wondering if

you'd like to join me and my family for

a pretzel Kumbaya new neighbors and a

pretzel I'd be honored

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this is my family my children Holly and

acord at Steven Jr and Cooter and my

wife Susan

you're swelling you all welcome to the

neighbor Hood

well Hallie Acorn Stephen Jr Gunter or

Susan does anyone have any questions for

eek

no no no no no no no

well then let's dig in

excellent pretzel and unsalted how novel

did you make these yourself Susan hello

hey kids you know there's a neat movie

on TV tonight called squishy Barefoot in

the Park a lot of squishy Bears Classics

do you like the squishy Bears no no no

no no

my wife chews in the day I only allow

our children Ali acord Stephen Jr Ed

Gunter to watch educational television

therefore we only subscribe to one cable

channel

the Driftwood shadow

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did you enjoy your pretzel my wife Susan

would be insulted if you didn't have

seconds

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oh that eek would you like to see

gunter's room enemy swell

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hey wow uh Gunter that's really quite a

uh quite a neat pillow good tooth's very

proud of his room

foreign

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thanks for the pretzel I really enjoyed

visiting but I better get my little self

home I have to help the kid to resell

these pictures in their uh the parts

that broke please visit anytime well bye

bye

Kumbaya what a swell family of squirrels

and so giving that pretzel is delicious

and plenty of time before the squishy

Bears movie say what's this I better

coil this up so no one trips over it

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foreign

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foreign

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well I guess Sharky gave up there's

nothing behind me but that growing dot

on the horizon

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what a pleasant surprise by fably Hallie

Acorn Stephen Jr Gunter and Susan gets

such a kick out of you come on I've got

something to show you

this is us at the October pretzel Fest

there's Halle and acorn Stephen Jr

Gunter and Susan

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she's leaving your family here can a

puppet you think that's the big wait

till you see these

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that's us at Christmas there's Hallie a

chord Stephen Jr gooter and Susan

President's Day

Halloween

arbit this day oh this is great this is

Arbor Day see we're trees there's Hallie

a Decor David Jr and gooter Susan oh

here's Secretary Day Valentine's Day

Easter Martin Luther King Day Hanukkah

Memorial Day Passover Thanksgiving

Mother's Day on the 4th of July we got a

little crazy see we are dressed like

firecrackers there's Holly that is Acorn

and Stephen gooder

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I hate to say it but we're out of film

Thief I like to touch the pretty ponies

yeah I guess we've had enough excitement

for one day I'd be to have trouble

getting these wound up kids to sleep say

goodnight to Mr eek good night good

night good night eek I will help you

watch The Chariot you're my

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newspaper taxis coming Take Me Away

Mommy

okay

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hello you must be one of our new

neighbors my name is Steven would you

like to come in for a pretzel

foreign

lady with Cebu can see torch and see

funky haircut seven times now the

restaurant they were supposed to be 12

blocks from the hotel this is costumes

in fortunes oh come on Pierre these cab

driver is from right here in New York

City he knows where he's going yeah and

how do you know there's not more than

one of those big lady statues in New

York now give the man more money

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what a wonderful movie I'm sure glad I

didn't miss it hey I wonder whatever

happened to Sharky

they're tally a Decor at Steven Junior

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Thanksgiving and Easter that's us at

Halloween we went a little crazy at the

4th of July foreign

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so this will be my last log entry before

touchdown back on Earth I'm all alone

the rest of the crew Abandoned Ship near

Alpha Centauri in order to catch a later

flight back to Earth the poor stupid

fools obviously didn't realize that that

flight has a 30-day layover on planet of

beautiful women why are they gonna be

sorry

doofuses our mission to search their

Universe for strange and exotic food

additives has proven fruitless

Ally the ships cook and left alone to

Pilot the ship home

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I should sleep for three months if a

physicist Dr Eddie's theories prove true

the Earth will be completely different

when I get back it will be square birds

will wear big funny shoes and every

human being will look just like Prince

Dr Eddie was a fool whatever kind of

people await me back on Earth I only

hope they're not as stupid as the ones I

left behind

that's all I ask

no more

no

more stupid humans

you're not hurting stop

hey Bill you found my coconut I was

playing catch with myself and I threw it

really really high and then I couldn't

see it anymore but here it is too bad it

broke it must have hit something really

hard and something hard hit something

hard I'll assure you're hitting

something hard

you may not want to use that stick Bill

oh really and why not well bill there's

a jungle slug on it

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oh

you hear that duck it's them the humans

they're right over there now we have

them are you finished assembling the

launcher Squad all set doc I followed

the instructions down to the last letter

good then you may fire when ready

uh g-squad it looks like you uh had

these instructions backwards I'm sorry

I'm sorry isn't going to get us back on

multi-million dollar weapon now is it no

do you guys I wonder where the m*ssile

went

we dinosaurs are doomed

just know it okay we've messed up our

new audio grenade launching system we

will just have to carry on with nothing

but our wits and intelligence for

weapons

that leave Squad unarmed

huh

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your evil plan is insidious insidiously

delightful your violence those fools in

Jurassic City will never see us coming

will rise from the harbor and launch our

m*ssile before they know it hit them but

if you're in the Aquatic crew prepare

the submarine for launching the rest of

you come with me my upper lip needs

waxing you hear that guys the dinosaurs

are up to no good

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give us 10 more minutes

oh nuts

uh where am I

according to this windshield I'm heading

right for that mountain good eye Mommy

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enough food for three months water for a

year Communications equipment medical

supplies survival gear

oh boy come on Bill the jungle slug's

gone now time to eat my brain jungle

sluggitude on my head all this talk

about eating is making me hungry

Bill do you smell that smells like

someone's cooking something yummy

I think the smells coming from the

primate side of the Jungle uh great the

primates come on let's see what they're

cooking no all right but I am not

putting up with any snide remarks

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oh damn what have we have look what the

saber tooth Dragged In hello felon

Schooner discovered fire yet changed

your mind about using a cactus as a

loofah figured out that hunter-gatherer

isn't the name of a TV star hello

primates we were just wondering how your

evolution is going and put your fork in

our scooter went down our Revolution is

finished we need let us know where else

to go now you two on the other hand one

can only hope that one day you'll at

least grow hair on your bodies

go ahead and laugh you think you

primates are so smart so Superior so it

burns well let me tell you something

about but I

I'm sorry what were we talking about we

smelled something yummy making the

grapes a light dessert like delicacy

could we try one if I make so many

creeps for you and your unwashed

compatriot will your human field honor

us Apes by going back to your old side

of the Jungle where your

an offensive order will not reach our

sensitive monkey noses it's a deal

that's very kind of you kind scooter if

I didn't know better I'd say we just

been insulted

with you thanks a lot you really are an

incredible cook see I better help you

out with this fire it seems a little

high someone could get hurt here I'll

cool it down with this water oh you

fools that is not

we move

can't go much further gotta find food I

haven't eaten since breakfast two three

hours ago someone coming by

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oh forget it they're gone let's get back

I've got a bridge game at three yes I'm

tired let's go that's an offline for one

day

oh yum Bill these crepes are so good and

I'm so full and happy I could just sit

here and smile all day great you are you

just do that scooter just leave me alone

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huh a human

a human being

what have they done to you what have

they done to you got out his brain yeah

cut out his brain hi I'm scooter what

would you like your crepe stuffed with

I'm I'm very sorry

I have Jurassic City in my sight ooh

an*s one could be prepared to fire

activate the m*ssile

doc it sounds like they've activated

their m*ssile we must bend the m*ssile

tube away from Jurassic City Fire

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now that isn't right fifth outside look

Thunder lizards bless them

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something tells me that was a battery

period

boy it's great to have a new friend

you're gonna love it here we'll take

great good care of you you'll be safe

with us

then again maybe not

where's our new friend bill I don't know

scootery just ran off screaming that way

out there what do you think you'll find

out there bill is his Destiny

well guys we saved Jurassic City and we

had a nice swim and we helped some

hungry sharks the humans here stupider

than on Earth

huh good grief it's happened they

finally did it the fools they finally

really did it they made the world a

stupider place than what I left

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foreign

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foreign

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