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03x14 - OutbrEek / Arctic Blast

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x14 - OutbrEek / Arctic Blast

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oh hey

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come on

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thank you

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what a ride

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the infestation victims are right over

there

very well Mr uh elk we'll take it from

here

um Elmo

you betcha I'll be back to pick you up

in one hour just gonna get some lunch

bye-bye

well Jim this must be the spot worst

infestation I've ever seen sure it is

Hank never seen anything like it this is

obviously some new terrible strain of

flea jib

sure as Hank it's a good thing we're

safely sealed in our airtight protective

suits otherwise it wouldn't last five

seconds here sure wouldn't chip

now where can I find a decent sandwich

around here

well this certainly has turned into a

potentially uncomfortable situation Jim

sure has Hank

come on

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boy there's nothing like a hearty

breakfast sister today right

oh

oh

hey Mommy

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I wonder if Turkey is so cranky all the

time because he doesn't start his day

with a healthy breakfast I know I'll

make Sharky a nutritionist breakfast so

he might start his day off on the right

paw it never hurts to help

oh

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turkey turkey

hello turkey I brought you some

breakfast

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turkey

just wondered if you like ketchup on

your eggs turkey can you hear me turkey

turkey you want any of this on your eggs

any of this

[Applause]

all right

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Dr Elmo I guess I gave him quite a scare

teach me like this for hours well little

kitty it looks like he'll be okay just a

little shook up you know what they say

time he'll go when you um have your cake

in them eat it too

hey what's this doctor elbow it looks

like an empty jar oh that I'm not sure I

seem to remember it's pretty important

from some Island long ago very dangerous

that's for sure you better toss them

back to me you got it tuck your elbow

something tells me that was a bad thing

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I remember the sharktarian please a

terrible strain of pests we're gonna

need help

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um infestation hotline sharkarian flea

um we'll be right there after I dry off

well Hank looks like we've completely

sealed all of the infested area sure

have Jim no one can get in or out

late it'll come out of my pay man

pizza cat man thanks mittens we're in

quarantine and aren't allowed contact

with any other beans on earth a kitty

sure can't get hungry when he's infested

quarantine man yeah it's cookie

apparently whenever we touch becomes

infested some kind of Super Flea or

something very contagious well thank you

it's great seeing you

foreign

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and it's decided Hank the only thing to

do is to keep the infested foursome

contained away from civilized society

that's right Jim we'll trick the hapless

creatures into this van drive them to

Cape carbuncle and close them in this

hermetically sealed capsule and send the

capsule rocketing to The Far Side of the

Galaxy that's right Hank the Super Flea

will remain as deep and dark and

government secret as the Amelia Earhart

disappearance the real hair conspiracy

the artist formerly known as Prince The

Walrus is Paul the baseball strike

elevator music the oldest identity

change and relocation unidentified

flying objects Rush Limba fluorinated

water fat free yogurt

yes sir if the world knew our government

was behind it all the infrastructure of

civilization as we know it would surely

collapse Jim Sherwood Hank well let's do

it

we've got a q something to stop the

madness what stop itching skin

me alive

maybe watch TV take mine off of itching

please

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come here it's Sunday man but golf

is lining up the shot

really concentrating

he's almost there he's just about no no

he's lining up again and he's about to

put he realized his shot

is concentrating

is

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golf so boring boring please to death

hey man you're right they're dropping

like flies uh please man

laughs

who is that Sharky

really a birthday party and they want us

to go with them Kumbaya what fun and now

that we've solved our flea problem we

can look our best come on let's go put

on our birthday suits

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well jib the poor unwitting creatures

fell for the old birthday party ruse now

signed presidential Authority we can

bless the Doom foursome into space

they sure did hang out and took them out

of the house and into the van cleverly

disguised as birthday clouds

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hey Mr and Mr uh clown it sure is nice

for you to offer us a ride to the party

sure Mr uh horrible infested doomed

pussycat follow us and everything will

be uh just fine

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hmm I thought these clowns were not as

funny as one might expect the clown to

be we're out of here man

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can't stop the bus

leaves

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everybody

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don't touch that

I think it's funny

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boy it sure was nice to those 12

scientists to reward us for finding a

cure for those nasty fleas boy they sure

do treat us right

sure do man this is great what do you

say Sharky want some ice cream man look

at him over there man just looking out

the window man what's your problem man I

don't know I guess Sharky's just

thinking and marveling about how

everything works out in the end and how

great it is to be alive

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all right

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don't worry buddy here's a nice flat

spot we'll stop here and warm up

warm-up how are we gonna warm up Johnny

frostbite for a brain we are standing on

solid ice you'll like this bill I

brought warmth with us I call it fire

scooter that's incredible this is all

warm you you're a genius

you get nice and warm I'm gonna go find

more sticks to keep the fire going yes

you do that you do that scooter I will

keep an eye on your fire

nice fire I like fire

e bill I couldn't find a stick anywhere

I'm starting to think we may be walking

on a frozen land of some kind

see where's the fire

hmm you're being awful quiet

I don't think this is any time for

swimming buddy you could catch a cold

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see Bill looks like you might have a

temperature

oh yes I have a temperature but you know

what I'm about to lose my temperature hi

Bill I you what scooter I I over there

yes you you you over there so what no

bill there's a big eye behind you right

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[Applause]

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hey they're getting away man

Warriors Squad they can't get far

release the cargo hatch so we can unload

our supplies the release level is on

level two I I

guess

he's getting this Navy jogging

what does that hatch release look like

spot it's a big red thing that says Paul

it couldn't be more obvious

you mean this okay guys mission

accomplished

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tells me that was a bad thing yes Squad

sinking a multi-billion dollar submarine

in the middle of the Antarctic would fit

nicely in the bad things category

got to see where we can to keep

ourselves alive right doc

I managed to save these snow Vehicles

some warm blankets and a week's worth of

food they say that we have grenade

launches

hey right behind you guys I managed to

save this refrigerator these ice trays a

box of unflavored popsicles an ice chest

and this electric fan

help me lift

Ed gladly doc

hey guys huh why would you want to lift

that heavy refrigerant

quick hill behind here

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I think we're okay for now Bill we're

okay okay we're lost in the Arctic

tundra scooter it's 10 million degrees

below normal we have no food no arms no

plan no clue my brain is frozen to the

back of my nose I have to go to the

bathroom my cows are icicles

and three Thunder lizards are trying to

blast us off the face of this horrible

Frozen forsaken Wasteland of a planet

but besides that I guess we're okay oh

yes we're just

stop breathing on my neck give me a

little space would you uh Bill I'm over

here but behind

scooter there's some kind of warm air

must be from an underground hot spring

where well smells like maybe some fish

died down there but who cares oh it's

glorious and warm yes yes warm it

[Applause]

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what's that

hey neat bill it's a polar bear

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town

hey neat trick wanna catch some fish

buddy

all right

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gee doc how are we ever gonna spot those

pesky humans and all this white I can't

see a thing out here don't you worry

about that squat problem solved that's

right cutter the Borealis m*ssile Dr

Aurora Borealis created the Borealis

m*ssile to leave a trail of colorful

paint on its intended target once

detonated the target is so brightly

colored will clearly see the humans

against the white snow and when

wow that's right Squad and not only that

the Aurora Borealis m*ssile is solar

powered by lunar reflection it keeps

going as long as it's night out wow this

Aurora Borealis m*ssile is a model of

Technology we're ready doc you just give

me the humans coordinates and I'll aim

to paint m*ssile Adam and Bam the end of

the human Scourge forever man okay

there's the short one but where's the

tallest stupider one something's coming

in and moving fast doc I almost believe

that Tyler is stupid or human is

foreign

guys the Aurora Borealis m*ssile is

really making a mess up there I wouldn't

worry about it the thing runs on lunar

reflection as soon as night time is over

the m*ssile will deactivate I mean it's

not like night time lasts for months up

here or anything like that

back

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to me let's go there you are look bill

look how funny my beard looks with all

this ice and snow honey oh there's

nothing funny around here scooter the

Thunder lizards just tried to blow me up

I could have been badly hurt my flying

debris

when does the hurting stop

bill look some kind of clock we can make

warm clothes

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and look at all this stuff we can use

this to make something that'll help us

when when does it stop anyone anyone

know

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these humans are far more dangerous than

we ever imagined I'm afraid it's true

boys we must have bought our mission and

attempt another as*ault on the human

some other day gentle sauce put on your

emergency Cranium transmitters so the

extraction team can locate us and we may

be allowed it out

well this is easily the stupidest idea

ever this I call it a sled Bill oh great

a sled in the middle of a frozen tundra

and how will the sled service scooter

can we eat it will it keep us warm we'll

see Bill if we come to a hill our sled

will slide and take us places how lame

are you Schooner a hill here we're in

the middle of a frozen tundra there's

not even a bump for a million miles much

less a hill take his pieces stage what a

fat head oh slow down scooter we're

going back

foreign

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I ask you bees isn't she a little flower

in her own right

she's really young

really yeah man she is really

um fat you know really isn't it

yes

um fat really she's a fat really