04x04 - Eek Space 9/The Yawn Of Man

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oh hey

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huh

foreign

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routine Patrol on the outskirts of the

sharkarian Galaxy

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when we received an urgent communication

no

no we'll do that with a weasel

I believe someone may be trying to

communicate with us

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what about in the main screen

communication specialist Annabelle

you're breaking up we can't hear you is

there anything you can do to come in

clearer

I said there's been an accident sheesh

have you lost your hearing a sharkarian

warship is blown up

foreign

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you don't look so well what happened out

there

his worship says we have our ship

destroyed by a neutron blast that came

from that That Hideous Moon Moon what

moon that Moon

it's a happy face

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don't start a flash your beam point us

in hang on

tickle off here find out what kind of

space means we're dealing with come on

according to my weird device this is a

white dwarf Super Fusion Planet popper

b*mb the terrible device capable of

blowing up every planet in the known

solar system like a batch of popcorn you

better but I can assure you guys we're

not in any danger well how do you know

that Raven say hello well it's obvious

if someone wanted to hurt us the extra

would have been squashed by now sure

um I think I left the coffee maker on

all right

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Commander busier well well well how

wonderful you'll be joining me to

witness the end of life in the universe

as we know it before you too are sent to

your doom

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it's nice seeing you again too Commander

berserk you look uh heavy boy everything

I know I learned from you star exploring

Communications techniques space battle

strategy Intergalactic languages place

setting survival and uninhabitable

planets oh yeah and you taught me this

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stop it well yeah that was just a stage

I was going through well uh no one's not

aware so uh if you don't mind my asking

sir why did you blow up Sharky's death

Cruiser it's really very simple

captainique the shock Tyrion Cruiser was

docked in the launch path of my white

dwarf planet popper m*ssile you see

Captain Nick once fired the planet

popper will detonate at the far end of

the universe and after blowing up an

insignificant planet called her Earth

we'll start a solar system domino effect

one by one each neighboring planet Moon

and Sun blows up in a horrific fashion

similar to popcorn popping

and it's over you hear me all of it bye

bye bye bye bye-bye well uh if you don't

mind my asking Commander berserk why

would you want to destroy the universe

you're sworn to protect the star systems

I love the Galaxy to fight any evil who

may want to hurt our beautiful solar

system what evil all of those days are

over pal don't you get it the whole

universe is wallowing in political

correctness there's no one to blow up

anymore

you can't call those stupid jiggly

jubian jiggle bottoms and just blow them

into the next millennium for no other

reason than they got six legs and truly

enjoy jazz fusion I can't go to quadrant

six and nucleophoton blast a couple of

those planktonians simply for looking at

me funny with that one big stupid eye

like in the old days

it's like this whole stinking boring

universe's inner child need to hug well

I'm all hugged out pal the space Warrior

is a fighter not a lot of pal

unless of course the right Dane comes

along uh Dane

you mean intelligent female role models

don't say Commander berserk there you

see you see they got the YouTube that's

it it's over no way

let me go must stop this Insanity must

pop the solar system oh I actually just

think about what you're doing Commander

Missouri please just for a moment see

good galaxies captainic you're right

what was I thinking I lost all touch I

must have had too much coffee I wasn't

making any sense but you brought me back

before I did something so incredibly

stupid

I'm sorry everyone

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sharks

what have I done that miserable detonate

on the other side of the universe and

wrecked everything there's gotta be a

way to stop that m*ssile well we've come

up with two differing theories on how to

prevent the m*ssile from detonating and

destroying the entire universe that's

right Hank and you Mr uh captain kitty

cat sir must choose which um bullying

Theory will save the universe different

Theory to say well who's differing

series are these Mr uh men first there's

the um noted astrophysicist Dr Eddie are

these beautiful twins we've got high

bees in high school science and went on

to become world famous bathing suit

models

in order to beat the planet Hopper

m*ssile to the other side of the Galaxy

you and two others must pilot a super

light speed tri-tip space beater through

this collapsed white dwarf at which

point you must hit the m*ssile with two

well-placed Photon blasts destroying it

before it has a chance to arm itself

sounds easy enough hmm I guess well I'll

go I need two other brain volunteers to

join me in piloting the tri-tip space

meter and save the universe the line

forms to my right

oh

loyal worship I cannot let you go great

warrior the odds of your survival are

too staggering our species would be lost

without you poor father or let me go in

your place

oh no great leader I've apparently

twisted my uncle I guess you'll have to

go after all I have to seek medical help

come on

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here we go we're headed into the black

hole hang on

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so beautiful oh

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you out there how great untangible force

that molds our destiny share with us we

three mere mortals what

what does it all mean

well Keepers what do you know yeah that

makes perfect sense

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we beat it here right I'm locked on the

Detonator and firing Photon blasters

you did it Commander berserk you defused

the m*ssile you saved the entire

universe I did didn't I it was so

intense

I really could use a hug

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finally nothing stands in our path to

destroy Earth not even that stupid

bloated Purple Cow

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we're going down

where are you

Scully Scully what is it

you were right all along I believe

I believe I believe

foreign

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so you think Bill really needs this

thing Babs this self-esteem of course he

does look at him

well we're here

this is it I just sit here and be my be

myself

but what about the esteem part where's

that it's not esteem it's Steam

make it stop

stop and that's the best part about the

cell steamer it shuts off automatically

ah oh that's better

why me why me

oh and when does it stop

the humans seem to elude our beehive

launchers I have devised a more simple

method to eradicate them

we follow these Footprints and when a

little human runs between us we follow

this pattern and one of us is bound to

stop them man exactly and if they try to

jump

blood now let us rehearse

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have those ridiculous Thunder lizards

arrived yet yes General I believe

they're in the Tactical training room

going over combat techniques excellent

I guess the terrible Thunder lizards are

finally taking the human threat

seriously

Marjorie I'll be in my office hitting

myself in the head with a blunt stick

oh

I'll hold your calls General

when does the hurting stop

oh bam

bam I call my new dwelling an anaconda

minimum or condo for short and a

condominium what great idea

please scooter I guess only Mankind's

instincts could tell you that this this

house of sticks will never take the

place of one of these

I'm sorry a little Susie rush to the

future but for safety and warmth nothing

will ever take the place of the cave

dwelling listen these walls are solid

Stone

huh not strange this cable is kind of

squishy well it almost feels like

oh

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my God

come on scooter I'll show you the gym

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please make it stop

I have a fix on the humans it appears

the short one is gaining in size we must

stop them before they do any more damage

gentle Souls Prepare for landing

squat cutter okay squat Ready set go

good ones

now then prepare for landing

bye

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they warned the world no stupid jungle

slug is a match for the cunning creature

known as man

stop when

show me Biff show me this new terrible

weapon that will decimate Jurassic City

and eternus thugga stars to reign

supreme overall we see you're so great

Haber of armpitoder I give you the

infantizer a weapon which secretes an

age-defying liquid a scientists made the

discovery in a location believed to be

the Fountain of Youth yeah

observable evilness we'll try it out on

Corporal Melton here

huh

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oh my sandwiches

as you can see Milton here has been

infantized in effect that lasts three

hours

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if we spray this liquid over Jurassic

City its inhabitants will be reduced to

gurgling drooling infants long enough

for us to take over exactly your

overratedness it's horrible if you're

too hideous to believe I actually feel

queasy my evil plan pleases you then no

Biff it's Milton here I think his diaper

needs changing after that you may

proceed with your plan the rest of you

come with me my nose hairs need plucking

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we are getting closer squat cutter Lock

and Load your beehive launchers

couple of the slippery log we don't want

any mishaps mishaps like I wouldn't have

seen this huge log yeah all right

Squad are you okay well uh no guys

that's a bad thing isn't it Doug

come on we can rest on that rock

wow that was a real close one man I

thought maybe we were really in danger

man I'm glad I'm telling you where the

terrible bundle is it's nothing scares

us

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hahaha

you what squat

yes you you you it's always about you

isn't it squat eyeball

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s

Thunder lizards Gods stop them yeah

thank you

check this out Doc it's gonna be like

taking candy from the baby

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the first thing that comes to my mind is

grab the pacifiers

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we're going to infantize

steam burns my bottom chased by a jungle

slug that tries to chew on my head run

over by a tank what next what next

come back here you you

baby

wait

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whose salary

let's go let's go

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you're in a condominium sure is swell

Babs but what goes in here oh I call

that a terrarium I want to put some cute

little Woodland creatures in there but I

haven't found the right Little Pet Chat

come on we better go find bill before

that jungle slug finishes eating him

get away find us keepers

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now what do you make of this crazy thing

Annabelle you've never looked prettier

than you do today

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these things

is that it for me can I go home now

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Here Comes Sharky I hope he doesn't bite

me oh I didn't like that one can I do

another