04x06 - PolitEekly Correct/Whatta Woild

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oh hey

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honey

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delicious

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what a ride

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today on Elmo the elk why we hurt and

who's to blame

welcome to the show our first guest is

hurting inside let's find out why yeah

well when I was little one day my mom

packed my lunch first school and she

forgot the pudding so subsequently I've

been in therapy and I can't work and so

I'm living off the settlements from when

you know I sued the school and uh the

maker of the pudding that wasn't there

and my mom of course

you poor sweet man your inner child must

be very bruised and you wow I spelled

some ice for my soda to fast food

restaurant on my lap and it was very

cold so subsequently I can no longer

work and Sue the fast food restaurant

and now ice and soda has of course been

outlawed at all restaurants to keep

customers safe thanks to me

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bless you

and you sir I uh I was in a supermarket

and I tore my pants and they fell down

and got caught around my ankles and I

tripped and fell and and my bulb was

bottom was sticking in the air and well

this monkey came out of nowhere and he

pulled my hair

no different perspective on these tragic

stories let me introduce someone who

claims to offer a solution to these

hurting people

foreign

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what

is

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it hang on Sharky I got you

no not what will happen come on Sharky

it looks like we knocked the bird out of

his nest

we're sorry I mean this is Sharkey can

we help you Mr uh uh the names Bob Bob

White

I can't remember what it is I was

supposed to be doing okay Bob wait

you're a bird you're probably supposed

to sing yeah that's good that sounds

right my tune my my unique Bob White

sound I can't remember what it is hmm

Bob wait what would a bird named Bob

White sing

bye boy Bob wait I'm sorry Bob White I'm

coming up empty

oh this is great I'm a bird I'm supposed

to sing it's what I do now what do I do

bark sit on a tree lemon oink I can hear

it now gee honey it's a beautiful day

the sun shining the Bobwhite birds are

moving my lights over come on it's not

our fault don't worry Bob wait we'll

help you find your song

it'll be good to help oh boy get his son

back in the birthplace of jazz is a

great place to start

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um

New Orleans birthplace of jazz music

I always said New Orleans would be a

little more

well festive

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although I do find this place festive

and the mask's jolly and all I still

haven't figured out what I'm supposed to

sing

well come on let's go listen to some

music and see if anything Sparks your

memory Bob wait

nope

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no sorry forget it it ain't gonna happen

man don't care about Bob White we'll

figure out your special Tunes things

will work out they always do remember my

boy The Darkest Hour is just before

bye

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well this is it the crossroads

apparently here we'll discover something

called The Blues

I lost car keys

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g*n spoiled

to feed my dough I struggled in trial

but my Lucy ran off

with some other buck

oh please run over my head with a big

old Mac Truck right less Mr legally

blind Almost sure our friend Bob White

here lost his unique sound could Bob's

tune be based in the music style known

as the blues well let's see do you have

a job yeah apparently I'm told I sing in

a tree well this is bad have you been

down so long it looks like up to you

wallowed in the hole for Crime you

didn't commit headed to Mexico for when

you did quite so long over the last of

your woman you could wash your hair with

the very tears from your eyes

um actually I prefer a general shampoo

and a light conditioner

sorry my guess is Bob here wasn't

warbling a blue song

okay can I ask you another question go

ahead

how come you sit on this side of the

crossroads where it's dark and on that

side of the crossroads under the light

well why would I want to do that well

look

see if you stand in the light your

outlook might brighten and you'll no

longer sing the blood

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I lost my traveling companions during

the train incident we were supposed to

meet here at the airport I guess I'll

have to page him

Bob White that's all I say that's my job

as a quail I sit there in that tree and

I sing out Bob White oh this is great

thank you Sharky I gotta get back to my

tree I'm supposed to be having dinner

with Nina Bob White Bob White sing it

out Bob wait everybody Chaka Khan Bob

White Bob White Bob White

that's great news well come on Sharky

will miss our flight

foreign

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tickets to come home

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well I'm not sure what kind of jobs you

can get Sharky I guess we'll see when we

get there

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Emperor has insulted myself and the

brave name of my family members of which

there are more than four yes for this

heat must pay you will see let me join

you on your quest Hercules together we

will fight the evil ones who think too

quickly huh that we will not fight that

which we stand for and is legally ours

and it is written in the sacred scribe

behind you there

son grunt demon of the sea you will not

win this battle and take that strike

which has been deemed by our fathers to

be that which is our brothers lot yes

good

I'm sure you could see with your eyes

that which is the truth and I speak to

you octopus

all right

well it's here great oh everything works

out

and now everything's back to normal and

the world can hear Bob White singing out

his beautiful tune all day long bob

white Bob White Bob White Bob White Bob

White Bob White Bob White Bob White Bob

White Bob White

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those pesky little humans will be all

wet when we catch up to them on these

guys the whole wide ocean and nothing in

our way

I'm finally getting the sinking feeling

Zach

I can't believe I'd let you talk me into

this sitting in this stupid floating

thing on this witch stuff we're

exploring Bill I'm convinced that this

big wet thing we're on will end

somewhere a dream on this wet stuff

isn't gonna just stop it's just wet you

thoughts

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guys I don't know if I can make it I'm

sinking

easy Squad you can make

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guys I'm getting too heavy maybe I

should take some stuff out of my pockets

stop let's stop squat oh like my

trilobite lead paperweight collection

and I guess I could part with my rolling

stuff and although I hate to see it go I

guess I better say goodbye to my lucky

cement block

okay guys that's better look I can float

pull me oh yes we will pull you

oh come on man you can't do this man I

know he said Squad had an inflated view

of himself doc he is definitely full of

hot air

maybe we overdid it with Squad he's

really blowing up this is not squat it's

funny

is

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someone's coming quick

wonderful gift our evil Subs maiden

voyage has been a complete success yes

your stinkiness our Sinister sub will

take us right into the heart of Jurassic

Harbor

you hear that guy

that got the Bone Daddies are gonna

steer the seagull in sausage to Jurassic

City and use it to blast the president's

boat we must stop them

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are all wet

hey those were Thunder lizards are you

sure well no

need fresh water and food been out here

for it

this many minutes mouth is dry as old

sweater water food I can't do anything

about the lack of fresh water but I

brought some food I call these salted

peanuts oh and a few of these jalapeno

Chili Peppers and a couple of these bark

crackers you'll have food give it up uh

we should probably ration

um shut up

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hey buddy good news look up there what a

beautiful sight land Birds where you see

land Birds there's gotta be land nearby

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land version

Detective

hey meat you can see our boat from here

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that's all I ask

we are approaching Jurassic City it's

almost time to arm the mine This Way

get off me please just get off

we must find the weapons room we'll on

the mind blow up before the subreaches

Jurassic City great plan doc the mind

will blow up on this very sub which will

permanently fix these evil thugasaurs

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selfies

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hey you hear something no go feed

we have 10 minutes to get off the sub

and swim to safety before the Mind blows

stay close behind me

hmm I thought I heard of mine activation

warning siren oh well I guess it was

nothing the rest of your Sinners come

with me my skull needs exfoliating

we are running out of time we must move

we're just about to arrive at Jurassic

City wonderful myth to the control room

oh that dot someone's coming quickly in

here

now what fob left these torpedo bay

doors open

are you happy now scooter because of you

we're about to be eaten by giant Birds

oh come on Bill look at the bright side

at least we're getting somewhere and

we're not stuck on that boat and just

cause our pterodactyl friends here

picked us up doesn't necessarily mean

they intend to eat us right there's no

proof of that at all

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thank you

I want something good ever happened

good Cretaceous there's some kind of sea

monster trying to devour our submarine

myth quickly Road torpedo tubes one two

and three I guess it's safe to say being

sealed in these torpedo tubes is a bad

thing isn't it cutter

yes one being sealed in the torpedo too

of a sub that's about to Bob sink

implode from the pressure and Crush our

fat little heads in the process what fit

nicely and the bad things category well

guys at least things can't get any worse

I was wrong gee Bill what do you make of

this crazy thing this thing sticking out

of the water I don't care what is

scooter all I wanna know is does it have

fresh water inside it

we're doomed look at the teeth of That

Hideous sea creature Biff fire Torpedoes

firing Torpedoes are great too Jam biter

torpedo is the way your gruesomeness

monster will be blown to bits and

movements ah good this creature eating

our sub is horrible and must be

destroyed now there's a thought beef if

we blast this creature that's eating our

syrup our green Factory in our own ship

foreign

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ERS can't do anything right yes another

abandoned ship and we're left here

completely safe and dry

oh

it's solid it's ground it's Solid Ground

no more stupid water terraforma oh I

love you Mother Earth uh bill you really

shouldn't do that leave me alone scooter

can't you see I'm happy

can't you see my troubles are over

you're kissing the Jurassic Highway bill

boy there's nothing like a nice hot bath

to take my mind off those stupid Thunder

lizards hi ducky what the

scaly lips Yes dear have you seen my toy

sub I'll bring it right in here

the

um terrible Thunder lizards reporting

for Duty saw nicer ducky sir

we dinosaurs are doomed I just know it

is

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thank you