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04x07 - Thunder & Frightning / The Ghost Of Goober Bottom Pond

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x07 - Thunder & Frightning / The Ghost Of Goober Bottom Pond

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thank you

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why are you

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what a ride

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well hello there boy are you beautiful

you know Bill yes scooter Dear Boy

I often wonder why we're so lucky to be

here and see neat things like this

look at this bill isn't it beautiful

well yes scooter I must admit the little

creature is just

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that terrible cry oh humans man they're

out there man just waiting for us they

taunt us with their cries but we shall

show no fear but we are strong powerful

Brave we are the terrible

get away from the window and get in here

we have work to do

oh

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man these packs are heavy Dr steggy yeah

and it's gonna be odd to put stuff in

them with these jet engines in the way

those aren't backpacks you nut heads

they're rocket packs with the element of

surprise you should be able to locate

the humans before they have a chance to

escape and then eradicate them

rocket packs intriguing Dr stiggy how

did they work you just press the on

button and go you mean this on button

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boys great being smarter than another

species isn't it guys

guys good night Squad no no duck guys we

see the duck Squad now be quiet oh God

guys

my troubles are over

sorry I didn't know it was a man-eating

butterfly let me make it up to you I'll

let you be the first to try my new

invention I call it a dentist's chair

come on buddy it'll be fun and very

relaxing try it bye-bye scooter

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now

where did that silly man get off to hmm

maybe he got his head stuck in that tar

pit again oh look there

it's a good thing our fuel finally ran

out of our heads and still be stuck in

the mud

I tried to warn you guys well you could

have made it clear you were serious

Squad you gotta speak up with his danger

Raise Your Voice don't be so timid you

gotta be bolder Bolder that's right

Boulder more forceful Boulder that's

better squat really shout it out that

way we'll know when we're really in

danger

stay alert in there

there's a thunder lizard nearby my

highly tuned instincts can just sense it

why why can't I heard it stop there you

are buddy I been looking all over for

you you know when someone who's your

friend isn't around anymore you start to

miss him it really makes me appreciate

how lucky we are to have each other as

friends

what what is this thing that this is

lucky well it means it's a good thing

looks like if you stand here something

might happen but if you stand there

something might not happen it's all luck

well then

I'm standing there where nothing will

happen I like it when

boy how about that something happened

you sure are lucky bill

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lucky

I say I'm lucky

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keep missing you

g bills I'm glad to know you missed me

too I do appreciate your attempts to Fan

me and keep me cool oh yeah you'll be

cool and very quiet

thank you

talk about your rock and roll yeah from

being a rolling stone to being the

Grateful living quiet fellas listen

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I guess those pesky Thunder lizards

aren't around here after all driver take

us back to our evil lair the coast is

clear to implement our evil plan

what do you think the bone baddies are

up to Doc there's only one way to find

out hang on

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if what do you have to report I'm happy

to report there were no Thunder lizards

out there the ghost is clear to carry

out our evil plan

Wonder for this now for you and your

team to use these hideous drilling

vehicles to enter Jurassic City from

underground

once the tunnel has been dug we'll send

in the troops for a sneak attack from

below

great piles pure I've always said it's

best to work your way up from the bottom

stop laughing and go before I pull your

head off Biff right away sir

the rest of you come with me my Donuts

need glazy how about Brown muffins for a

change I'm not touching those eclairs

what about sprinkles

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we must stop them before they reach

Jurassic City we'll have to Ambush their

drilling vehicles

mount

me this is not a drill Chicken Man

did you hear something

no

oh well it must be my imagination

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we've got to outrun them

back up

foreign

man

must head to the surface hang on

scooter escaped again but I will get him

oh yes I will but for now

must rest I'm exhausted oh

without him

usually enjoy

enjoy I have yes I think I could buy

Colleen I think I could actually just

sit here and say you know I like my life

the hurting won't stop will it Mommy

I sense a pattern

excellent it sounds like Biff is broken

through to Jurassic City troops stand by

for our march to Glory

foreign

forgetting something

squats right

oh hey why me man oh oh this is

humiliating

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foreign

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I guess you're trying to tell your old

dad that you're bored huh no father

whatever would make you think that we

love being inside on a rainy day all

right boys you win we don't want any

more brain matter but

who wants to open up a dead file okay

Dad if you insist

hmm now let's see

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oh yes here's a baffling mystery boys

and appropriately enough it involves Ray

as I recall the paper had never followed

up because the story was too ridic I

mean the story was just too uh

unbelievable

see boys according to the legend of

goober bottom Pond whenever it rains a

strange Mist appears over goober bottom

Pond some say the fog takes the shape of

old Captain Blarney a ruseless pirate

whose ghosts can only be seen whenever

it rains to point to where he buried The

Treasure of goober bottom Pond I can't

believe I'm standing in the rain

listening to this excuse me but didn't

pirate Sail on ships and don't ships

need an ocean to shiver their Timbers on

or whatever it is that pirates do your

point being Ryan Keith we live in a

landlocked state

pirate everyone over here to bury

treasure in some dinky Little Pond for

what's that it has a point besides a lot

on her head

I mean Pirates existed a long time ago

way back well I'll bet it was so long

ago people had to watch TV by

candlelight

why why why why why

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oh Mommy it's so sad with a little

cowboy next door always be so so simple

it's okay to cry honey it's okay to cry

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wet laundry pile well if you guys are

too chicken to come along that's okay

yeah we'll tell you all about it after

we find the treasure come on clutter

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please don't let it eat me eat my

friends I'm skinny look at that she's

packing some extra lean on her

packing some extra meat on me huh here

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I don't know honey I feel kind of bad

about sending the kids on a wild goose

chase just to get him out of the house I

mean it's pouring rain out ah squishy

lips a little Adventure is good for the

kids and they're all dry in the rain

gear besides it gives us a little time

to be alone to do the things we never

get to do if you know what I mean

come on it's the middle of the day okay

well Ryan here we are I have a feeling

these winged creatures are angels from

the great beyond the common mosquitoes

we have to wait until the fog Rises off

the pond and forms into the pirate ghost

we have to be patient well uh if it's

all the same to you I don't need any

ghosts to tell me where the treasure is

I'll look around on my own come on

cluttered we're out of here

what better place to hide treasure

clutter get her there and see what you

can find

no you don't I'll take no arguments from

you I may not be The Brightest Bulb on

the Earth

Cactus but I know I'm smarter than some

overgrowed laundry pile

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that don't come back until you find some

treasure

oh sure but I'll sit around and wait for

something to happen with me have an idea

guy a door

I knew it there is something in there

and now it's mine I'll lied

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there's nothing in here but a bad fish

smell in this

this

act well clutter what do you have to say

for yourself this is gross wet red thing

what you consider treasure

I want to know what this is

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oh

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they say the ghost only appears when

it's damp this may be your only chance

I'll tell you some other things

here when it's damp it's cold mold

rashes pneumonia I've had enough I'm

going home where it's dry

this better be good

monster now there's monsters what next

you did Ghost right wait ghost I'm sure

you see a ghost

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he's going to see us we're going to turn

into salt hello kids having any luck

looking for bars myself best time to

hook him during the rainstorm well see

ya come on Napoleon come on

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boy

well Ryan there you have it there's your

pirate a worm Toten fisherman hey maybe

his name is Captain Hook

the pirate ghost toy Ahoy I was only

pretended to be scared oh well let's get

home before we catch our death I

there's a subject I could tell you a

little something about

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it

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yes it's strange but my ship becomes

visible in the fog makes it hard for me

to move about without freaking people

out while I search this stinking pond to

search for what something of Great Value

I lost it somewhere over there

I can't rest until I retrieve it we'll

help you look for it we will Vanna the

treasure

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oh well I wish I could help but you know

all of gold sticks hard for me to hold

Earthly things and maybe better luck

I've been looking for a hundred years

will you stop that I hate that

hey I found something hold on Ryan

is this it

that's it that's it yeah

that's it that's the treasure I just

blistered my fingers for that

just looks like an old wallet it is I've

been looking for this forever you need

90 in the spirit world and know that

I've got it back I can rest in peace

thanks to you

hey look

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and that means my time here is up and

now that I have my wallet I'll never

have to return have a nice life yeah

yeah you too oh hey never mind

whoa we helped the ghost come on we

gotta tell Dad yeah

and then he appeared the ghost of

Captain Blarney and we dug up the

treasure which was his wallet and it had

everything yeah

thank you

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