Brothers (2024)

[bunniefuu]

[Jady] You ever think about

trying to unfuck your life?

Yeah, maybe not.

But I have.

This is how I did it.

[lively music playing]

[chewing noisily]

Yeah.

- [timer buzzing, ticking]

- [bell dings]

Where the f*ck are my matches?

- [muffled expl*si*n]

- [boys coughing outside]

[Jady] Some families have

a long line of dentists or lawyers.

We had a long line of felons.

sh*t. All right.

- Try it your way.

- [Crabcake] Your dumb-a*s twin gonna do his trick?

- [laughing]

- Call him that again,

I'll kick a board up your a*s!

From a stepladder, you might. [laughing]

[Jady] That is Uncle Crabcake.

The genius drowned a few years later after

getting his d*ck stuck in a pool drain.

- [Crabcake] sh*t. Chair's in the way!

- [lock clicking]

[Jady] The handsome fella, that's me.

Got it?

The big ugly one is my twin brother Moke.

- Got it?

- Please don't do that, man.

It is super frustrating.

- Now?

- Shut... - [lock clicks]

[Jady] We were partners in crime.

I had the plans, he had the hands.

f*ck yeah.

What do they say?

Do what you love

and you'll never work a day in your life?

Well, I love this.

Moke? Ah, not so much.

- Somebody sh**ting out there?

- [Crabcake scoffs]

They're working on a little baby safe,

thinking they're gonna be

some big-time juggers.

[Young Jady] Moke already peeled it.

He did not.

Thirty-eight bucks, shithead.

Tradecraft.

Good for you, son.

- Where's Mom?

- [whisk tapping in bowl]

She got some work with Glenn,

but she'll be back.

Here, keep this moving, honey.

She gonna miss Thanksgiving again?

She'll be here soon.

How's that turkey, Mama?

- [engine approaching]

- [Glenn] Yeah!

[whoops]

Coming in hot like Earnhardt, baby!

[engine revving]

- [tires screech]

- [Crabcake] What the hell?

Oh, sh*t! sh*t.

- Where the hell's my stash at?

- [Glenn whoops]

[Glenn] Hot dang, we did it, baby!

Heck yes, we did!

[whoops] I'm gonna f*ck you like

we're millionaires, 'cause we are, baby.

- Whoo! Hey, big guy.

- Oh! There's my handsome guys.

[Jady] That's Mom and her boyfriend Glenn.

Glenn was cool as sh*t.

Oh, God. Oh, I'm bleeding out.

[Crabcake] Nana, did you smoke my ganja?

Oh, I found it! Oh, good, I found it.

[Cath] Hey, hey, come on.

Don't be scared, Moke.

You keep that gravy moving.

- [all gasping]

- Honey, control the weapon!

[Crabcake] Muck! Get out of the way!

- f*ck' A.

- This is my quality sh*t.

- Get out of the way.

- Can I get a plate, Gamma?

- Greens?

- No, ma'am, just the bird.

- Mom.

- [sirens wailing in distance]

Right. Um...

So...

I'm gonna miss this Thanksgiving.

I know you don't like it. I don't like it.

In fact, I think it f*cking sucks.

But where you going?

- Pretty far, I guess.

- Ought to hurry, hon.

- [Cath] Thanks, Mama. Come on.

- [Glenn] Whoa, they got me, baby!

Baby, let's go.

- [Glenn] Oh, my plate. My plate.

- Babe, forget the f*cking plate.

- Yeah, that looks good. Okay.

- You don't need the f*cking turkey.

- Let's go.

- Happy Christmas, everybody.

[Cath] We're going

a lot farther than Tijuana.

- Come on.

- Ah-ha, yeah, yeah.

- Motherfuckin' tequila time.

- [Cath] sh*t.

Jady, Moke, come here a minute.

You listening?

Now, you need to take care of him,

and you need to take care of him.

That is the whole deal now.

- Okay?

- [Glenn] ndale, baby.

All right, come here.

Okay.

- [Glenn] Oh, sh*t.

- [Moke] Love you, Ma.

Okay. All right. Okay.

[Glenn moaning]

You could take us with you.

- [Glenn] Oh, it's cold.

- [sirens wailing in distance]

I couldn't use you.

- [car door closes]

- [engine revving]

[Glenn] Oh, no, I left

my turkey on the car!

[Cath] Forget the turkey, baby.

[Jady] Our family,

- not so big on education.

- [boys coughing]

More of a learn-by-doing arrangement.

And me and Moke,

we learned from the very best.

[Cath] Come on, eat my a*s, f*ck!

[Glenn] Please go easy, baby. I'm infirm.

- Hey, we got 'em. We got 'em. It's okay.

- [breathing heavily]

It's okay.

You're not bleeding even anymore.

[Glenn] Don't worry, honeybee.

I'll stash the goods.

[Cath] Huh?

They're beautiful.

- They're so f*cking beautiful.

- Babe, what are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no!

[Jane's Addiction:

"Been Caught Stealing"]

I've been caught stealing

Once when I was five

I enjoy stealing

It's just as simple as that

Oh, well, it's just a simple fact

When I want something

Man, I don't wanna pay for it

Now, I walk right

Through the door

And I walked right through the door

Hey, all right

If I get by

It's mine

Mine all mine

Hey

Sat around the pile

Sat and laughed

Sat and laughed

and waved 'em into the air

And we did it

Just like that

When we want something

Man, we don't want to pay for it

We walk right

Through the door

Walk right through the door

[Jady] Now, I could've kept

pulling jobs forever,

but when you work with family,

it sometimes gets complicated.

[Moke groans]

[Jady] Relax, Moke. This is the last one.

[Moke] Last one?

You've been saying that since we were 12.

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, look at me.

If you don't want to do it, don't do it.

Same as always.

Yeah, what are you gonna do if I don't?

I don't know, case solo jobs

or get somebody else

who's not such a wet blanket all the time.

Don't worry about me.

I'm not worrying about you.

I'm just wondering.

God, Mom would be

so bummed with you right now.

What f*cking mom?

Hey! Did it ever occur to you

that maybe she was doing

the best she could?

Did it ever occur to you how different

things could've been for us?

- Huh?

- No, it didn't.

And I can't believe you, with this

negative sh*t right now right before work.

- You asked me.

- [mocking] "You asked me."

- [scoffs]

- [mocking scoff]

Ah. f*ck.

[tense music playing]

[Jady] You got this.

Tension's right there, bro.

- [Moke] Shut the f*ck up.

- [safe beeps]

[Jady chuckles]

[Jady] Go start the van.

- [Moke] What?

- Go start the van.

[Moke] "Go start the van."

What am I, valet?

[Jady wolf whistles]

Ooh.

[security guard] All right, kid.

- [g*n c*ck]

- Turn around.

Slow.

[Jady] [chuckles]

Please don't be alarmed, sir.

I'm the new custodian here.

[Moke] Excuse me, sir?

- [alarm blares]

- [Jady] Come on, let's go!

[security guard groaning]

Sorry.

[Jady] Careful. Use the handrail.

- It's slick.

- I'm using it!

[officer] Freeze!

Let me see them hands! Drop the bag!

[sirens approaching]

[Jady] Okay, I'll admit it.

We probably should've

stayed home that night,

had some soup, went to bed early.

"Night, Moke. Night, Jady. Sweet dreams."

I don't know. Whatever normal people do.

[whispers] Oh, f*ck.

[officer 2] Turn around slowly!

[Jady sighs] Aw, f*ck.

[officer] Get on the ground!

Onto your knees!

[Jady] You only got two options

when you screw up your life.

You can say "f*ck it."

[woman moaning over small speaker]

Or, like I said, you can unfuck it.

- And that's what I was going to do.

- [buzzer blares]

[Muzzy] One for the road?

[Jady] Aw, that's nice of you, Muzzy.

You did always have the softest lips.

But I'm late, you know?

Still want to know

how you sprung for an early bounce.

Good behavior is all.

You here to walk me out, Farful?

Still "Officer Farful" until I do.

[Jady] Hey, before I forget,

could I get your dad's address?

I really want to send him a fruit basket.

No need for that.

Courts review cases all the time.

They're just... juggling bunks.

I really appreciate you putting

a good word for me, Officer Farful.

I won't let you down.

Would you go and make sure

that Mr. Munger's paperwork

is sorted out, please?

- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you.

Seems like a nice guy. Eh.

Are you f*cking with me?

[mocking] "I won't let you down."

You giving me a little poke-poke?

Huh?

No, I am not giving you a poke-poke.

Do not f*ck with me

or I will cleave your a*s in half!

You'll be back in here

before you're even off the lot.

It's just a phone call.

I know where I stand.

Yeah.

And remember,

you have some emeralds to deliver.

I'll stay in touch.

[Moke] Don't get me wrong,

running three restaurants is great,

but I think I'm more, like,

regional manager material.

I mean, I could be making, like, 125,000...

- Hey, babe, you'll get the party platter?

- [Moke] I'm sorry, say what?

The party platter.

Uh, yep. And sides.

- And ice, please.

- Ice.

- Yep.

- But not the crushed kind.

My dad hates the crushed ice

'cause it melts too fast.

Copy that. Uh, cubes, not crushed.

- [Abby sighs]

- Cubes, cubes.

I hate that I'm nervous.

That he makes me nervous,

like our house is a report card.

Abs, it's gonna be fine.

We're gonna do this together.

[sighs] And you'll talk to Swofford?

Yeah, Daryl got a raise after nine months.

I've been there a year.

I'm good. I'm good.

[pop music playing quietly over speakers]

Fired?

Uh, yes. Thank you, Daryl.

Mm-hmm.

I don't... [stammers]

We just bought a house.

We're having a kid.

I mean, in-insurance?

I don't understand. Who called?

Uh, it's the Bureau of, uh...

it was the Labor and Employment Bureau

doing a survey

on prior offenders in food service.

You... you didn't disclose your records

when you applied.

I was gonna get a party platter.

You can still do that.

You just won't get

the employee discount 'cause...

you don't work here anymore.

Okay.

I wanted to talk to you about...

...maybe being promoted.

[lighthearted music playing]

[Jady] And I'm telling you,

I thought it was "Peace Corpse,"

- and I was gonna be saving dead people.

- [Abby laughs] Peace Corps.

- [Jady] Oh, my God, you ordered a clown.

- [laughing]

- Hi. [laughs]

- Nice shirt, bro.

[Abby clears throat]

- [birds chirping]

- [playful chatter in distance]

You quit?

Yeah.

Good for you, man.

It's not for me.

- She seems great.

- She is great.

Listen, um...

Back then, you know,

I ta... I talked with Freddie Unk

at the legal clinic, and...

...he suggested

I just stay away from the trial.

Like, don't get near it.

Hmm.

He also say don't visit

or don't call? [chuckles]

I mean, you ghosted me, man.

How'd you cut your bid?

There's a crooked screw in there

named Farful. His dad's a judge.

Let's just say I cut a low-key deal to

vacate my conviction.

What'd you do?

Bought a score from a lifer,

pitched Farful 50%

if he could tap his dad for me.

- [groans]

- It's a low-key job.

Garment shop. Cash on site.

Old floor safe.

You could rip that open like wet bread.

No.

Like I said, low-key.

Look, here's what's up.

I'm having a housewarming-

slash-baby-shower-type deal today,

and you can have barbecue or ice cream,

whatever it is you want,

and then just go on your way,

and don't ever mention this

crazy sh*t to me again.

But our end would be low seven.

I'm not that guy anymore.

But I don't want to do it without you.

I guess you can't do it, then.

- [door opens]

- [Moke] Hey.

Baby, look at you.

- You're radiant.

- Hi. - Dr. Jacobson.

- Michael.

- How's the hotel?

It's... sufficient.

- All right.

- All right.

Okay.

Avery.

So, Mike's ears were, like,

so messed up as a kid,

he was basically deaf

until he was about ten years old,

that he couldn't pronounce "J.T.,"

so he said "Jady."

Like, "Jady."

And I couldn't say "Mike,"

so I said "Moke," but that's,

you know, just because I'm lazy.

- [chuckles]

- Moke?

How have I never heard about this?

Ashamed of his past.

Oh, come on, Moke, I didn't tell 'em

about the goblin mask

and the coins and the police. [chuckles]

Really?

The f*ck!

[clears throat]

- [bottle opens]

- 'Sup?

- 'Sup?

- [bottle cap clatters]

So we're like brothers-in-laws-in-laws.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm adopted, though.

That's cool, man. That's cool.

- You want to get high?

- Yep.

[The Friends of Distinction:

"Grazing in the Grass"]

Oh, that's pretty great qual...

that's... Yes.

[laughing]

What? [chuckles] Shut up.

- [birds chirping]

- These birds around here, man.

[laughing]

[Dr. Jacobson] You're not just providing

for yourself anymore, Michael.

A-A college education can run

a million plus these days.

[sniffs] Mm.

- [Avery laughing]

- [Jady] Stop, man.

- No, dude.

- No, helicopters are not cool.

- Avery Stuart Jacobson!

- Oh, let me be alive!

Oh, Moke, he's recycling.

f*ck'...

I'm gonna kick your a*s,

you stupid stoner!

- [Jady screams]

- [grunts]

[Jady] Run for the mountains,

brother-in-law!

[neighbors murmuring]

- [Abby] Seriously, you guys?

- [Jady] So much anger!

- [Moke] You're ruining my baby shower!

- [neighbors laughing]

Trying to look impressive,

and you're embarrassing me!

[Jady] I'm so high right now.

It's like wrestling a jelly doughnut!

[bag rustles sharply]

That was the opposite

of what I need right now.

I'm sorry. I overreacted.

It's why-why I didn't want him to stay.

Oh, you're going with this is my fault?

That's your strategy?

No, I just...

Jady wasn't in the Peace Corps.

No sh*t, babe.

No tan, soft hands,

stick and poke on his neck?

What was he locked up for?

Burglary.

And... as*ault.

- Look, he and I, years ago...

- Hey. I know.

You went over the speed limit a bit.

So did I.

Neither of us were perfect,

but we can be better now.

For each other.

And for Blueberry.

For Blueberry, yeah.

She does half the sh*t I did,

she's going to, like, military school.

For nuns.

Work it out with Jady.

Or don't.

Just don't bring this f*cked-up energy

to the holiday.

[dramatic music playing]

[indistinct chatter from neighbors]

[phone chimes]

[sighs]

Boo. [grunts]

[Jady screams]

[Farful muffled] Where is your phone?

- [Jady gasping]

- Your phone now?

[mocking gulps] Where's the phone?

[gasping]

Thank you.

So, what's up?

You don't like your new phone?

I-I li... I like it. Huh?

So, how come it's not on ya, huh?

- Where'd you go?

- Nowhere. [stammers]

Come on, Farful. I just got some grub.

Eh.

From now on, this stays with you.

And when I say, "Call me,"

I want you to think of that like...

like a little doggie would

when he hears me say, "Heel."

And I don't mean at some point.

I don't mean in the future.

What I do mean is, exactly at that moment

in time, you f*cking call me!

So we made a deal.

Where are my emeralds?

What's the holdup?

Making arrangements.

But it takes time.

I got to line up the talent.

- Talent?

- Yeah, I can't do it all by myself.

Specialists, you know,

come out of my pocket.

Ah, what the f*ck is that?

U*i! I got it online.

Two one hundredths of a Bitcoin.

Plus shipping.

It's also a parole violation

in case it comes to that.

See, my father has certain expectations.

It's best if they're met.

[grunts]

Oh, um, one more thing.

About those, uh, "specialists."

You didn't say anything to them

about me, right?

Course not.

Good.

Good doggie.

[line ringing]

[dispatcher echoing] Hello?

911. What's your emergency?

Hello? Yeah, please send

an ambulance at, uh, Reg...

- What?

- Hello?

- Ah, sh*t.

- Are you there?

- What happened?

- It was the guy I told you about.

- He just came over to pay me a visit...

- What is your emergency?

...and had some fun on my face.

[grunting] Oh, God. f*ck.

- Hello? Sir?

- Calling an ambulance like I'm some old lady.

- It's embarrassing.

- You have 911 on the line.

- [phone hangs up]

- Ow. [pants]

[Jady cries softly]

I mean, is this guy

gonna clip you, or what?

Probably, maybe, maybe not.

I don't know. [sniffles]

I'm still paying the price

for getting copped in that warehouse, huh?

Not all of us get second chances, I guess.

[groans]

Damn it.

[sniffles, groans] Where?

I don't know.

This guy, he probably lives in a tree.

No, the safe. Where is the safe?

Down in Chaplain, a day's drive.

It's all doped. It's a milk run.

One day.

Tops.

Hmm.

[groans]

I mean, you know, there and back,

so, uh, two days really,

with piss breaks, but yeah.

[Abby over phone] A day?

I mean, there and back, so two days.

With piss breaks, but yeah.

You have to go right now?

I need your help here.

I'll be back before no time.

- [sighs] What aunt is this?

- It's, uh, great-aunt. Gamma Jean.

You know, Jady was better keeping in touch

with her, so they were really tight.

And now that she's in hospice,

he just wants to see her one last time.

If this is a lie, it's a bad one.

I... Abs, he's got nowhere else

to go for Thanksgiving.

So... [stammers]

it's either I ship him up there,

or he's in our home telling your dad all

about "sh1tting with a celly" etiquette.

- What?

- S-Set a schedule and just stick to it.

This is my first crack

at real family time in years, Mike.

And my first in longer

without having a sip of something.

Just be at this table.

I will.

I love you.

And Blueberry. [chuckles softly]

I love you, too.

- "I love you."

- Oh, dude.

Oh, I-I love you.

Oh, I lov... Oh, I lo... I love you.

I love you so much.

Don't lay your funky trip on me

[Seor Soul:

"Don't Lay Your Funky Trip on Me"]

Don't lay your funky trip on me...

Listen, I, um...

I never actually talked to Freddie Unk.

At the legal clinic.

I didn't want to see you.

It was the coins.

I-I-I blew a fuse, and I...

...stayed away.

I figured that.

You did?

[sighs] Yeah.

Nobody actually goes to Freddie Unk

for legal advice.

[chuckles] True.

You ever read George Herbert?

17th century metaphysical poet?

- You're into poetry now?

- Yeah.

So this guy, this traveler,

he ends up at this house,

and the owner lets him in.

"Welcome, pal."

You know. "I got food.

Crash over there as long as you want."

And the traveler's,

like, you know, all guilty.

Mm-hmm.

And he's like, "I'm not worthy

of these generosities."

And the owner's like, "Bro, come on.

You knocked on my door."

- This is a poem?

- Yeah.

And then he's like,

"You must sit and taste my meat.

And so I sit and eat."

What?

No one can make you feel worthy.

You decide to sit at the table.

Wh-What does that have to do... Wh-What?

You sit and eat meat.

But what does that f*cking mean?

Do you want to hear that again?

Okay. So this traveler, right...

No, no, no, no. Just don't talk, man.

Don't talk.

It's a good poem.

Brother, please, don't...

Oh, this place is swiggity-sweet.

[door closes]

- One, two, three, Wolf Man.

- One, two, three, Dracula.

- We can go two-out-of-three if you want.

- No, I'm good on the floor.

No, I just feel like Wolf Man would

beat out Dracula in real life, and then...

Wolf Man's once-a-month.

Dracula is all the time. Use your head.

You've been in the clink. Take the bed.

Ah, I don't need your charity.

[Moke] Come on, just take the bed, Jady.

- Jady, come on. Just take...

- [yells]

Oh, sh*t.

- [crickets chirping]

- [snoring]

[train horn blowing in distance]

[phone beeping]

[sighs]

[suspenseful music playing]

[water splashes]

[water splashes]

[toilet flushes]

[Jady] I got you some freshies.

So... [clears throat]

I got to go see a friend really quick.

What? No. Let's just do this thing and go.

Dude, five years.

Dude.

I developed one of those

online correspondences.

She's into penology

or, you know, whatever.

Anyway, she's on the way.

I'm just gonna say hello.

That looks really nice, man.

- Huh?

- That... You should go take a look at that.

- Bow-chika wow-wow

- [groans]

- [g*nsh*t]

- [birds fluttering, squawking]

[wheels squeaking]

- [Farful] Are you okay with this?

- Huh?

Damone's not running this show.

Damone's here

Wednesdays and Fridays, Judge.

I'm Anthony.

[scoffs] You see what I'm putting up with?

Now, how do you lose

an entire degenerate hunchback, Jimmy?

[whimpering]

Man, f*ck this.

Winged it. [laughs]

I'll get him back. Look.

I got his prints

on a high-capacity weapon.

That's a parole violation right there.

- We just hand this off to the county boys.

- [fingers snap]

Bang! Back in for a double.

And how would that look, huh?

You misplace a convict

I gave you to play with.

And now you want county men to-to what?

To bring him back here?

You want those emeralds?!

You want to be worth a damn, Jimmy?!

You got to go mop this mess up yourself.

- Get him, Jimmy!

- [g*nsh*t]

- [Moke] This better be quick.

- [Jady] Look, five minutes, tops.

In and out.

[chuckles] In and out.

[knocking rhythmically]

[chuckles]

Why don't you smile? Come on.

Brighten it up a little.

- [laughing]

- [laughing, squawks]

She's a trip, man.

[hysterical laughter]

- Oh. [kisses] It happened.

- Wow.

It happened.

Whoa. Come on. That is nice.

- Let me get one. [sniffs] Okay.

- Yeah.

- [laughs] Wow.

- [chuckles]

- This is...

- Oh. [clears throat]

Hey. I'm Bethesda.

I'm Mike. Um, uh, his twin.

- Uh-huh. Please.

- Ooh.

- Oh.

- [both laugh]

Sorry about...

- Um...

- [Jady] Wow.

[bells chiming]

Make yourselves to home.

Mm.

[inhales deeply, sighs heavily]

Mm.

So, this is a new beginning, huh?

This is a birth.

How do you feel being out?

Oh, I-I feel, I feel great. [chuckles]

- Mm-hmm.

- You know, like...

like I've shed a skin of my past

to reveal this layer that's been

always hidden underneath it, unseen.

Does that make sense?

[sighs] Yeah. Shed that skin.

How long have you two been corresponding?

- What?

- [chuckles]

I don't know. About a month or s...

More. Two months?

- It's... seven weeks, three days.

- [both chuckle]

Oh, wow.

He randomly saw me online, sent me a DM.

Then we just started talking, you know.

Started talking about the little things.

Then we started talking

about the big things.

- [Jady] Mm-hmm.

- Right?

Mm-hmm.

It's what we call a synchronicity.

It was just natural.

[inhales deeply] Chi doesn't lie.

[both chuckling]

Doesn't watch the clock.

I didn't know that.

[Bethesda] Mm-hmm.

[quietly] Can we have some private time?

Uh...

You don't mind, do you, twinsie?

- No.

- Okay.

Uh, there's juice in the fridge.

Help yourself.

But not the green one.

That's Samuel's.

[mouthing]

So, uh, who's Samuel?

- Oh.

- [both laugh]

He's my journey partner. [laughs]

No matter what those habitat fascists say.

Mm.

Uh, a little music for the mood?

[heavy metal music playing over speakers]

[music continues faintly in distance]

Huh.

Interesting.

[cartoonish sound effects playing over TV]

[grunts]

[laughter]

- [heavy metal music continues]

- [grunting]

[chuffing]

[hooting softly]

[belches, happy grunting]

Okay.

[heavy metal music continues]

You s-sign?

[Samuel grunts]

Oh, f*ck.

M-O-K-E. Moke.

I'm Moke.

Yeah, n-n-n...

[whimpering]

[whimpers] What?

- I wish you came alone.

- [heavy metal music continues quietly]

I feel a little funny

with a stranger out there.

He's not a stranger.

[chuffing, grunting]

I don't know what that is.

His aura is damaged.

I know.

But I'm gonna fix that.

- Oh, give me two secs.

- Oh, sure.

[door closes]

[imitating engine sounds]

- You're... You're...

- [hooting]

- Plane. You're a plane.

- [excited grunting]

You're a plane. Yeah. [laughs]

Okay. That's funny. Funny. That's...

[screeching]

[toilet flushing]

Hi. [chuckles]

[grunts]

Good?

- Nice.

- [kissing]

Oh.

Okay. That's good.

That's good. Friend.

[kissing continues]

[sighs] f*cking sh*t.

- [grunting softly]

- What?

What? No, no, no, no, no.

What are you doing?

What did I sign? What did I sign?

- No, no, no, no.

- [Samuel grunting, moaning]

[groans]

[moaning]

Jady! Jady!

- [Samuel screeching]

- [Moke] Oh, my God!

Sammy.

[Moke] No! No! Gross!

Are you...

Are you Habitat Heroes?

- [Moke] Jady!

- Yes?

- [screams]

- [Moke] Jady!

I mean no. No, we're not! No!

- Sammy!

- We're not Habitat Heroes.

- Sammy!

- [grunts]

No, no, no, no! [shouts]

Jady, roll!

- [Jady grunts]

- Go away!

- Moke, come on! Come on!

- [Bethesda screams]

f*ck is happening?

- Go, go, go, go, go, man!

- [screams]

- Oh, what the... What the f*ck?

- No! No!

- No! Bad Samuel!

- [squawking]

- Go!

- No, no kisses!

- No kisses! No kisses!

- [tires squealing]

[Jady] Come on, let's go, go, go, man!

[Samuel hooting]

[Bethesda] Sammy!

[Samuel howls]

[sniffs, whimpers]

God. Oh.

What happened?

[sobs]

[glove compartment opens, closes]

[whimpers]

Thank you.

[grunting]

[thunder rumbling]

[groans] I can still smell it.

[Jady] I'm hungry.

Let's get something to eat.

There's a place next door.

We can, uh, go over stuff.

You know, talk.

- [Moke] I agree.

- All right.

[Jady whistling a tune]

This score, this garment shop,

what's it called again?

Uh...

Goldfarb's. No. No, Goldblatt's.

I don't know. Gold something.

Don't know. Don't remember.

Hey, it's a nice, soft water.

The soap's pretty good. Smells like...

I don't know.

It smells like a spring afternoon.

Nice.

[Jady humming]

- You good?

- Yeah.

[Cath] Dear Baby Bear:

Hope you don't hate me

for taking so long to write you back.

I got myself into a little bind.

We'll be together soon enough.

Let me know when the plan's in motion.

And remember, don't tell Mokey yet.

You know how... emotional he gets.

Love, Mama.

The sign that they have says

"bottomless margs," but...

you know that's bullshit, right? Because...

How long?

I don't know.

She wrote me, like, four months ago.

Why not me?!

It's not like that.

It's not like what?

Wh-Why is Mom writing you and not me?!

Well, 'cause she maybe thought

you'd become more emotional.

Me?!

Me?

Emotional? Emotional?

- Oh! Oh, here we go, fit time!

- [grunting angrily]

I'm not making that bed!

You need to take a one, two, three breath.

No, one, two, three, f*ck you!

- [door opens]

- Ah, come on, Moke!

- Come on, man, where you going?

- Home!

- Just get inside. Let me talk.

- You had all this time to talk!

No more talking. Shush. Quiet.

Oh, now you're gonna make me talk

to the back of your big-a*s head?

There's no score, is there?

- [man] Hey, what's going on out there?

- There's no safe.

No, you've been full of sh*t

since you popped back up.

And I sh-should've known better!

There's no psycho cop after you.

You probably hired some as*h*le

to kick the sh*t out of you

in that bathroom

'cause you knew it would get me on board.

No way I'd say no then.

Nah-nah-nah, nah. f*ck you!

No, Farful's real, and he's awful.

Where is she?!

[haunting music playing]

[gasps]

- [grunts]

- [car alarm wailing]

Oh, sh*t!

- Mokey!

- Hi, Mom.

What the f*ck?

God, he dented the car!

[paramedic] Glad you're all right.

So, there's no concussions.

Which is good, but...

according to your BMI,

you're borderline overweight.

[paramedic 2] Don't worry,

a little exercise, change your diet,

you'll bring that down.

[Poison: "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

instrumental]

- [Marisa] This is for Tyler.

- [crowd murmuring]

And that skank from Arby's.

[scattered whooping]

Hope you enjoy my herpes.

Because that's for life.

- [woman] True that, b*tch!

- [crowd cheers]

[glasses clink]

[Marisa] We both lie silently still...

[Moke] Mom.

Mom.

Yes, Moke, I hear you, baby.

Thirty years, okay?

You, no words.

You, gone.

Us, totally confused.

There's gonna be some sarcastic bullshit...

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Because this is hard for me, too.

I-I know, but put yourself in his shoes.

Our shoes. What the f*ck, man?

- What the f*ck?

- What is that? Don't do that. - You both look.

Yes. All right.

We ought to never have

gone after that train.

The courier output was

a bunch of Africana hard cases.

Everything just exploded.

Hell, I mean, you were there.

We f*cking ran, man.

[Poison: "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"]

[sirens wailing]

[Cath] Eat my a*s, f*ck!

Come on!

We got 'em. It's okay.

It's okay.

You're not bleeding even anymore.

[Glenn] Don't worry, honeybee.

I'll stash the goods.

- [Cath] Huh? Baby, what are you doing?

- They're so f*cking beautiful.

Oh, no, no, no!

[Glenn whoops, grunts]

[pained screaming] Oh, God!

[tires squealing]

I know I could have

saved a love that night

If I'd known what to say

Instead of making love

We both made our separate ways

sh*t.

But now I hear you found somebody new

And that I never meant

that much to you

To hear that tears me up inside

And to see you cuts me

like a knife, I guess

Every rose has its thorn

[grunts]

Oh, Mom, Glenn was cool as sh*t.

Yeah.

[crowd whooping, clapping]

I held out the hope that

I could circle back someday.

But by then, I was on the federal list,

and I had to stay out of country.

Cabo, Ixtapa, Cozumel.

Oh, I had a sweet enterprise

going on the playa.

- [chuckles]

- Eventually,

I figured I was keeping low for so long

that maybe you were better off

with me gone.

We were 15.

I can apologize only so much.

You haven't apologized at all.

I'm wired the way I'm wired.

I'm painted the way I look.

I did my best.

For you.

Best for you, Mom.

Why you back now?

Hmm?

I'm dying.

[coughs softly]

That tears it.

[Cath] Mokey.

sh*t.

Help me.

It's cancer. In her brain.

She says a year, maybe less.

Well, just lower that side a bit. [grunts]

If I told you she was back,

you wouldn't have come.

I know how angry you are.

Okay, and all this was gonna fix it?

Well, it got you out the door.

What about this cop

who almost drowned you?

Oh, f*ck that guy. He's a clown.

He's got nothing on me

that I don't have on him.

Plus, I'm not sticking around.

I'm gonna do this one and split.

What "this one"?

What?

The emeralds.

Worth about four million now,

plus inflation.

- [hushed] I got a plan.

- Of course you do.

But it takes the three of us.

How can I spell this out

any clearer to you?

I am finished stealing sh*t.

It's not stealing.

It's like reclaiming lost property.

Those emeralds are

basically our birthright.

Think about your family.

Think about Blueberry.

[toilet flushes]

Why don't you just f*ck already?

Geez.

[lively chatter outside]

It's once in a lifetime, Moke.

Money. Real money. Lots of it.

All we got to do is just dig 'em up.

Then you can go back to living straight,

like you've been, but comfortable.

Come on.

[stomach growling]

I-I have to take a dump.

All right.

[Moke] Aw, there's no toilet paper?

Jady. Jady!

- [Chris Norman and Suzi Quatro: "Stumblin' In" instrumental]

- Laying our hearts on the table

Stumblin' in

[whoops]

Now and then firelight will catch us

Stumblin' in

- [Jady] Wherever you go

- [Cath] Yeah, baby.

- [crowd cheers]

- [Jady] I got it, Mama.

Whatever you do

You know

these reckless thoughts of mine

Are following you...

- Ha ha!

- Excuse me.

- Can I get one of those bottomless margs?

- You sure can.

[Cath and Jady] And so we begin

I was first!

- [Chris Norman and Suzi Quatro: "Stumblin' In"]

- Foolishly laying our hearts

On the table

Stumblin' in

Our love is a flame

Burning within

Now and then firelight will catch us

Stumblin' in

Oh, stumblin' in

Ooh, stumblin' in

Now and then firelight will catch us

Stumblin' in

[fly buzzing]

[snorts, cries out]

[snoring]

[grunting softly]

[Marisa sleepily] I know. [grunts]

I love you so much.

[shushes softly]

[dramatic music playing]

Thieving little sh*t.

Waingro, Bethesda.

[chuckling] You have been pretty friendly

with one John "Jady" Munger

prior to his release from prison.

You seen him since then?

[Bethesda] I ain't seen sh*t.

But if I had, I wouldn't say sh*t.

Either way...

You can suck on my ba*ls!

Where's Munger?!

- Uh-uh-uh. No, no, no.

- [grunts] Ow!

- Easy, easy. Down. No, no, no!

- [panting]

Ow, you're hurting me!

- [Farful] Where's Munger?

- [Bethesda] He's a f*cking liar,

and he's a pervert.

[crying] And I think he stole my work ID,

and I got catfished.

- What else?!

- [stammers]

He was here with his brother.

They just took off.

- He has a brother?

- Uh-huh. His name is Mike.

He's a f*cking creep.

[screaming, sobbing]

[confused grunt]

Ow! [sobbing]

[growling]

You have a monkey?

- It's... Whoa!

- [Samuel shrieks]

- [busy chatter]

- [vehicles beeping]

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming hysterically] No! No!

No! No!

No, no, no!

[screaming hysterically]

[chuckles]

Here we go.

[dramatic music playing]

Right there, man!

Right there, Mokey. Right there.

All right.

[Jady] Bulldoze that sh*t!

- [whoops]

- Yeah!

f*ck yeah!

- [grunts excitedly]

- [laughs] Yes!

Here.

- You sure?

- [grunts]

Yeah. Yeah.

Right here. Come on.

[Moke] You really want to dig him up

in broad daylight?

[Jady] Nighttime's too suspicious.

You know that.

What's wrong with you?

It's a terrible plan.

- Let's go.

- [engine starts]



[grunts] Get in there.

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

[Cath exhales sharply]

Glenn was cool as sh*t.

All right.

- Hurry.

- [retches]

- One, two, three, Wolf Man.

- One, two, three, Frankenstein.

- Oh, come on. I dug him up.

- Oh, come on. I can't drive this thing.

Oh, don't give me that sh*t.

Just pull the seat up.

- Don't be a victim.

- How dare you?

Wolf Man beats Frankenstein

with what, claws?

Yeah, and savagery.

- [Moke and Jady] Mom!

- Work it out.

[pops lips]

Damn it.

- [Jady] Come on, you got this.

- [Moke sniffles]

Oh, yeah, get in there, Moke.

Dig in. Ah, yeah.

Dig in there. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Oh, God. [retches]

[gags, grunts]

You all right?

[retches]

- You need a ginger ale?

- No.

[man in distance] Hey, lady!

[Moke] How does this still smell so bad?

[man in distance] Hey, Charlie, I thought

they were installing that bunker on 17.

We're gonna have company.

- [Moke retches]

- Uh, you got it?

[Cath] Uh, guys?

Ah, you're doing great, buddy.

[shushes] Quiet.

[man in distance] Hey, lady,

this is a private club!

Hey, uh, guys?

[man in distance] Monday's

maintenance day!

Today's Thursday!

- You got it?

- Guys?

[man in distance] Get that

construction sh*t out of here!

[Cath] We got some cart jockeys

eyeballing us.

- Guys!

- You got it?

[man in distance] We need to stop 'em.

- [grunts]

- [emeralds clinking]

[man in distance] Come on!

You're ruining the fairway!

[man 2 in distance] You are

gonna pay for this!

- [man] They exposed the irrigation system!

- Guys!

[man 2] We need to stop 'em!

This is crazy!

Cart path!

Cart path, m*therf*cker!

[Jady] I got it!

Let's go! Let's party!

[Cath] Oh, yeah!

[man 2] Get out of here!

[Jady] Look at all the rich white people!

- [Cath] Step on it, Mokey.

- Let's go!

- [engine revving]

- Yeah!

[man] Come on, hit the gas! Hit it!

[man 2] I'm trying!

These things are f*cking slow!

[man 3] Come on, Todd!

Hit 'em with the range ba*ls!

- Whoa. [grunts]

- Come on, f*ck!

- Get him!

- Get that f*ck! - [laughs]

[grunts]

[man 4] Bull's-eye!

Wait, what? What the hell?

Is that a cadaver?!

- [grunts]

- [screams]

[Moke] Jady!

- Moke! Jesus!

- Oh!

- [man 3] Get him!

- [Jady] Go away!

[engine puttering]

Ow! Ow!

[shouts]

- [screams]

- [Jady laughs]

- Man down! Man down!

- Now get those douchebags!

Man the wheel!

[Jady] Mom, he's touching me

inappropriately!

[wood buzzing]

[all screaming]

- Where are you going?

- [Moke] Kick him!

[grunts, laughs]

- Huh?

- Whoa! Pull the wheel!

[grunts, screams]

[grunts] Did we hit something?

Get closer!

[Jady] Get him, Mom, get him!

Eat my a*s, f*ck!

[screaming]

Hold on!

[whoops]

[yells, grunts]

[Cath] Yeah! [laughs]

[man 2] You're gonna hear

from my lawyer, as*h*le!

[all cheering]

The Mungers are back!

[Jady] Look at you.

Still f*cking cool, Glenn.

We did it. Ha! We did it!

[laughs]

- I mean, after you did it, Mom.

- [laughs] Well...

Oh!

The De Koenig rocks

and the m*therf*cking Mungers! Ha!

- What about you and me, Moke?

- [laughs]

A couple of days ago,

we weren't even talking, man.

- [Cath] Oh, man.

- I was in stir. You were getting canned.

And now look at us.

We're millionaires! [laughs]

Oh, Mom, come here, you beautiful bandit.

Come on, dance with me, Mom.

- [laughs]

- Hey, I never...

I never... I never said that I was canned.

What?

I don't understand. Who called?

It was the Labor and Employment Bureau.

Wait, w-were you

the Labor and Employment Bureau?

- It's not even a thing, is it?

- [chuckles]

It sounded right. [chuckles]

Oh, come on, man. I needed you.

You know that.

- Oh, for Christ's sake.

- The f*ck, man?!

- I needed that job!

- Moke!

- Put down the shovel.

- You f*cked up my life.

You're a liar,

and you've always been a liar to me.

Oh, I'm the f*cking liar?!

Mr. Suburbs with the khaki shorts

and the boat shoes?!

I have a family!

I have Abby, a kid on the way!

[Jady] Oh, yeah, Abby.

Yeah, she's no Suzy Homemaker either.

You know what I'm saying?

You know how I know that?

Because she married you!

What?

Fill your own hole.

f*ck!

I will!

The... [sighs]

Mom.

Come on.

Where you going?

Mommy.

- [bones crunching]

- Oh, sorry, Glenn.

[birds chirping]

A kid? That's a game changer.

She. We're having a girl.

You know, Jady didn't want a jugger.

He just wanted a goon for heavy lifting.

Oh, he wanted you.

What he wanted was to use me.

Like always.

And you know what the worst part of it is?

Is I knew it. I could, I could, I could...

[grunts] I could feel it.

But I let him do it anyway.

Do you remember what you said to me

the day you ran?

I said, "Let me come with you."

Do you remember what you said?

[sirens wailing in distance]

[panting]

Couldn't use you.

Oh, Mokey.

[sighs]

No.

I said...

- [sirens wailing in distance]

- [panting]

I couldn't lose you.

[chuckles softly]

We were going down a dead end.

I mean, you saw Glenn.

If anything ever happened to you,

I couldn't bear it.

[gentle music playing]

Why'd you really come back?

For the money, right?

Time's short, sweetie.

Money's the only thing I could give you.

[siren chirps]

[car door opens, closes]

Here, doggie, doggie.

[Farful yells]

- What did you do with it?

- [grunts] f*ck you.

You buried it? You dug it up?

I don't have it!

- Where is it? Hmm?

- You should see a proctologist.

They're somewhere up there, man.

Last time I'm gonna ask you. [groans]

Where is it?!

What did you do with...

[grunting]

Whoa!

Get him!

[pained scream]

Not so tough now, are you, tough guy?!

- [panting]

- On your feet!

Hands. Hands!

[Moke] Ow.

Hey. What's that?

Knees. You, knees!

Don't sh**t. Don't sh**t. I'm dying.

What?

Hey! Lady!

I can see you!

Oh. Are these your kids?

[hushed] f*cking hate you.

[Farful] Hi, Mom!

[laughs]

Listen, lady,

there's two ways that this can go.

You can run off with that stash

or with your kids.

Either way, I don't give a flying f*ck

and a rolling doughnut.

What's it gonna be?

[gentle music playing]

[Moke pants]

Sorry, boys.

[Farful] Wait.

- What?!

- sh*t!

- [panting]

- [Farful shouts in distance]

- Hey!

- [Moke] Kidding me?

[Jady] Mom!

What is happening, Mom?!

Not part of the plan!

[Farful] I have a g*n!

- [Moke] Mom!

- [gasping breaths]

God, it doesn't seem like she's dying.

[Jady] f*ck you!

Mom, where are you going?

[Farful] Hey!

I'm gonna sh**t!

- No, no, no!

- [Farful] No!

[tires screeching]

[Farful exclaims]

The whole jewels-or-your-life thing

was just for effect.

- I didn't think that she'd really...

- [panting]

Really?

[Jady] Come on, Farful.

Let's just talk this over, huh?

I'm done making deals with you.

I'm gonna tell everybody what you did.

[babbles mockingly]

Who they gonna listen to, huh?!

They gonna believe you or me?

I am a Farful.

Do you know what that means?

I am justice!

And I have a g*n with your prints

on them at Dad's house.

That's a reset on your clock

right there, buddy.

And as for

your f*cking Sasquatch brother...

- Yeah, f*cking you.

- [tires screech]

He assaulted a peace officer!

Hope you didn't have plans, chief!

She'll be back.

Yeah, if it's in 30 years,

she'll break her record.

[scoffs]

"Couldn't lose you."

All that time,

that's the best she could think up?

It's what she said.

Yeah, was that before

or after she said she was dying?

- She is dying.

- Ran pretty fast for a dying woman.

- Why would she lie?

- Why do you lie?

To get people to do sh*t.

Hey, will you knock it off back there?!

- I believe her.

- Of course you believe her.

You always believe her

because Glenn believed her

and that's who she sped off with.

Glenn was cool as sh*t.

You wanted to be like Glenn.

Congrats! You are now!

Tossed aside by

Catherine f*cking Munger! Again!

- [Jady and Moke screaming]

- Hey!

- Hey! Knock it off back there!

- [pained screaming]

Hey! Hey!

Don't make me come back there!

Knock it off right now...

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[groaning, coughing]

- [Farful groans]

- [Jady panting]

[whispers] f*ck you.

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[Jody grunts]

[Moke stammers]

[Farful groaning]

f*cking Farful.

[groans]

[panting]

What now?

What?

[grunting]

- What?

- Sit still.

I'm gonna fix this.

- Hang on.

- What are you doing?

- [grunting]

- God.

- [horn honks]

- [groans]

- Ow! God.

- Hold on. Pull down.

Come on. Let me get it.

- Wait, I got it. I got it. I got it.

- [horn honks]

[straining]

[Trio Mocot: "No Adianta"]

Drive.

[song continues with lyrics in Spanish]

- [horn honks]

- [tires screech]

[screeching and honking continue]

[Jady sniffs]

[Jady] Oh, my God.

You still smell like that.

- [Moke] Still smell like what?

- [Jady] Oh, God! It's like a pork cologne.

[Moke] Ten and two, dickhead.

Just-just go straight.

Hey. Uh, she's gone.

[Abby over phone] Gamma Jean?

I'm sorry. Is your brother okay?

Not really. They were closer.

No, I-I... I shouldn't have left.

Yeah. I'm aware of that.

But you did.

So we're gonna have to figure that out.

I'll-I'll be back as soon as I can.

You'll be back by dinner.

Are we doing this together or not?

- We are.

- Okay. Well, prove it.

Because I'm not once telling our daughter

where you are instead of being her dad.

[line clicks]

[sighs]

Come on, get in the car. Let's go.

You think all these toasters are busted?

I've counted 22.

They can't all be unusable, right?

- I don't know.

- You know, Mom taught me this.

Figure out what they want to hear,

and then say it.

And then say it again.

And you just keep saying it

until they swear it's the truth.

And you skin 'em.

Works every time. Oh! Twenty-three.

It's a convection oven.

You know, I really thought

this would fix everything. [chuckles]

You know, hit reset,

get us back to normal, but...

Man. [chuckles]

This is like when Wile E. Coyote, he draws

that tunnel on the side of the wall.

You know he's gonna run into it.

How does he not see that coming?

He was hungry.

You know, even though

she taught me how to lie,

I thought Mom always

meant to tell the truth.

Yeah, she taught me how to run.

Oh, right. It's about that time.

Moke, go home to your family.

I'll be fine.

[gentle music playing]

You won't as long as that judge

has a cannon with your prints on it.

We got to get it back.

You don't have to do that.

Yeah, I don't have to do sh*t.

I'm not leaving you.

Come on.

Think I know where she's headed.

[car door opens, closes]

[radio announcer] Second down and six

from the forty-three yard line.

Blitz coming.

[whistles]

[Freddie] De Koenig.

Priceless.

No such thing, Freddie.

[both laughing]

Don't spend all that in one place.

- Whoo. [laughs]

- Ah. [laughs]

How about you count us out, Mom?

[sighs]

It was a no-win situation back there.

The only shot we had

was to get the loot out.

I mean, either one of you

would've done exactly the same thing

and been absolutely right.

- Just count out our cut.

- I did what I thought was best.

What's best never seems

to involve us, though, huh?

[wistful music playing]

It's mine.

[Jady] What the... Mom!

Mom!

Come on, this is ridiculous!

[door slams]

- [alarm blaring]

- Turn that sh*t off!

I-I can't. I hit the button.

I can't. I already hit the button.

- Michael?

- Freddie.

Hey.

[tense music playing]

[steady beeping]

[Jady] How many times you gonna run?!

[tires screeching]

- [cabbie] Look. Look, I really shouldn't let you drive, okay?

- [steady beeping]

You okay, man?

[groans]

[Jady] Mom!

- [Moke] Mom!

- [Jady] Mom!

[Moke] Mom!

[both] Mom!

[panting]

[Jady] Mom!

Mama!

[Moke] Mom!

[Jady] Mom!

Moke! Moke!

- [Jady] Hey, Moke. Down here.

- Jady, where is she?

- What?

- Where is she?

- Moke, look at these puppets.

- [puppet squeaks]

Are you kidding? Focus, man!

- Focus! f*ck.

- But they're for Blueberry.

[panting]

[grunts]

[panting]

[gasps]

- You chose this over me twice.

- I said I was sorry.

- Oh, no, you didn't.

- Oh, yes, I did.

Yeah, you did, but you didn't!

- [both shout, groan]

- [bag thumps]

- He's gonna take off with it.

- No, he won't.

[puppets squeak]

[g*nsh*t]

- [Farful] Munger! Comma!

- [Hal Leonard Jazz Band: "Joy to the World"]

Jonathan Thomas!

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Was a good friend of mine

I never understood a single word...

[security guard] I got shots fired

at the old Ferndale Mall.

I need cops now!

- [g*nsh*t]

- [gasps]

[whispers] There.

[Farful] I do scorched earth, convict!

[Farful chuckles]

[hushed] Moke. Moke!

- [Farful] Hold still!

- [g*nsh*t]

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, mother...

Joy to you and me...

[Farful singsongy] Where are you?

Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck.

- What are you doing?

- Were you gonna run?

Tell me right now. Were you gonna run?

What do you think?

[Farful singsongy] Yoo-hoo!

Come out and play!

What's the plan?

[grunts]

Look, I still got dinner

to figure out for tonight,

and I don't know what's gonna be open,

so can we move this along, please?

What are we gonna do?

[Farful singsongy] I can smell you

and your dirty little a*s!

We're gonna feed hungry boy. Come on.

- [tires screech]

- [sirens wailing]

[sighs]

Well, this just got f*cked up.

[officer over radio] Secure the perimeter.

The suspect is armed and dangerous.

- All units, stand by.

- It's okay. I'm a peace officer.

[Jady singsongy] Yoo-hoo!

Over here, as*h*le.

[pained panting]

Just want what's mine.

And yours, too, for my trouble.

What you got there?

- Oh, it's a big-a*s bag of money.

- [chuckles]

[Farful] Gimme it! Now!

Mm, okay.

No.

Walk it over here slowly.

No. Not till we sort this out.

What is there to sort out?

You think you're gonna talk me

into letting you go?

No, but you're gonna let

my brother here go.

- [hushed] Wait, that wasn't the plan!

- No. Moke.

You're married.

You're about to be a father.

Now leave me behind

to go be a fun-a*s dad.

Right.

Leave you behind

with all the money, too, right?

- [Farful] Hello, excuse me.

- What?

- Oh, wow.

- [Farful] Hey.

- You do not honestly think that I'm gonna...

- Hey.

- Hey!

- [Moke] What? That I'm gonna walk out the door

to a wall full of cops

while you weasel out the other way?

Yeah, that's exactly what I think.

[Jady] Don't be an idiot.

Stop thinking and walk.

Yeah, you heard him, Sasquatch. Bounce!

You guys are in this together.

Aren't you?

No, no, no, since the beginning,

- it's been you two.

- [Jady] That man has been

actively trying to m*rder me.

I don't work with partners.

That's been the plan all along.

Use me as a diversion

while you and shitbird here

- escape with the cash.

- What'd you say?

One second, Farful. Uh...

I knew he didn't kick your a*s

in that motel!

- Totally did.

- No, I can't believe I trusted you!

You have never trusted me, ever.

'Cause all you do is use people.

There's not an angle out there that

you wouldn't choose over somebody else.

Over family. Family. Fam...

[Jady] Family?

What do you know about family?

You're the one who abandoned me

in that warehouse!

I knew you wouldn't let go of that sh*t!

Yeah, you don't f*ck with family.

Farful, you're one to talk.

You and your dad? Please.

My dad thinks that I'm great.

Your dad doesn't give a sh*t about you.

[whimpers] My dad thinks

- that I am a legend in the making!

- [Moke] A legend?

Wh-What the f*ck does that even mean?

- It means that...

- No, but you are a piece of sh*t!

And you guys should f*cking

hang out together all the time!

- f*ck you!

- [Farful] Hey!

- [Moke] f*ck you, Jady.

- No, f*ck you, Farful!

- No, f*ck you! And f*ck you!

- f*ck you!

- f*ck you!

- I'm gonna take this.

Oh, no, you're not.

- I'm gonna take it. That's mine.

- No! No!

- You give me that back.

- Hey!

- Give it to me! Let go!

- Let go of it!

- You let go of it!

- Damn it!

- You f*cking let go!

- Let go! Give me that f*cking thing!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

- Let go!

- [groans]

[g*n racks]

Now drop it!

Now!

That is mine!

Now move!

Move!

[laughing]

Look at your faces.

I win.

I win!

I did it.

[grunts]

- [screams]

- [g*nsh*t]

[b*llet ricocheting]

[screaming]

[Farful coughing]

["Joy to the World" instrumental

over speakers]

[Farful groaning]

[Moke] Well, that got

out of hand pretty quickly.

- It did a lot better than I thought, though.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

[Farful whimpering]

Oh, no.

[coughs] Burns. Ow.

- Yeah.

- Ah.

I think I smell pickles, Daddy.

Oh, thank you, nice man. Ow.

[sirens wailing in distance]

[sheriff over speaker] This is

the Sherman County police.

Put the g*n down

and come out with your hands up.

We have the place surrounded.

I repeat: we have the place surrounded.

[Moke] Is prison really bad?

[Jady] Yeah.

It's prison.

[Cath] You got my money?

Right here.

[somber music playing]

Keep an eye on it, then.

May I?

What are you... Mom, what are you doing?

I worked too hard for that cash

to lose it now.

There's an exit to the garage back there.

Take the ramp out to the road

and get your a*s

- in a crowd ASAP.

- Mom! What...

I mean, this game's a waste of time

if you leave it with nothing.

You're gonna run now.

Before I get a better idea.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, and by the way, I'm not dying.

- [sheriff] Put that g*n down!

- [officers shouting]

- Come out with your hands up!

- [whispers] Come on.

- Put that g*n down, lady!

- Come on.

Put that g*n down!

Put that g*n down!

Drop the weapon now!

- [knock on door]

- [Judge Farful] Jimmy.

- [door opens]

- That bag better hold heads of lettuce

or the head of a dead-a*s hunchie.

[door closes]

Huh.

[calls out] Damone?

It's Anthony's day.

And he's taking a long lunch.

[whoops]

f*ck you!

You're one of them, aren't you?

You want me?

You found a fight instead.

I just want the heater

you're holding over my brother.

Oh, and you think

I'm just gonna give it to you?

[Moke] This is a hair over one-nine.

My cut, less expenses

and severance for Anthony.

[drawer slides open]

[rustling]

[Judge Farful] Well, there you have it.

I got to tell you something, son.

You're overpaying. [laughing]

Yeah, I don't think so.

Don't you want to know where your son is?

Jimmy?

That boy is as worthless

as a chocolate teapot.

Hmm.

How old are you, old man?

I got time yet.

Mm, not enough to spend it all, I bet.

You're gonna lose that game, Judge.

- [Roy Orbison: "Blue Bayou"]

- I feel so bad

I've got a worried mind

[door opens]

- I'm so lonesome

- [door closes]

All the time

Since I left my baby behind

On Blue Bayou

[door opens]

Bo-bo-bo

- Saving nickels

- [door closes]

Saving dimes

Working till the sun don't shine

Looking forward to happier times

On Blue Bayou...

[song continues quietly]

[inhales deeply, sighs]

Dinner's on the table.

It's been on the table.

I decided not to wait.

And I'm not gonna wait again.

I lost my job.

But I'll get another one.

We'll hold it up together.

You and me.

All the way.

Good.

And you said there was an ape?

Yeah.

I jacked it off.

What?

[Moke] I love your daughter, Norm.

Is there anything else to talk about?

No. No.

[door opens]

[whispers] Sorry.

[Moke] I scuffed the intro last time.

This is my brother Jady.

He's gonna be eating with us tonight.

Please, sit and eat.

[Jady] All right.

What's up, dude?

Greens, Jady?

No, ma'am, just the bird.

Man, you didn't have to

give your cut away.

No, it was an investment.

[chuckles softly]

You know, I made an investment as well.

- You did?

- Yeah.

- When you were at the judge's...

- Mm?

...I went to go see a lawyer.

Not Freddie. f*ck Freddie.

f*ck Freddie.

A real lawyer.

I don't know. Maybe we drew up the

paperwork for a living trust for your kid.

Money's all hers now.

[laughs]

Isn't that great?

[both laughing]

Yeah.

You gave your half away?

The f*ck would you give your half away?

The f*ck?

You gave your half away, so, you know...

No, no, because I knew

you still had yours,

and I could hit you up if I needed it,

seeing that I saved your a*s.

Oh, okay. [scoffs]

Well, now you're gonna have to

hit up your daughter, Blueberry Munger,

as soon as she learns how to speak

and sign with a crayon.

You put it under the name "Blueberry"?

Yeah, that's her name.

No, we were being cute.

What kind of name is "Blueberry"?

Well, that's her name

if she wants two million bucks.

It's a great name.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

They grow up quick, man.

[buzzer blares]

[quiet chatter]

What you, uh, settle on there?

[Moke] Oh.

This is Blue.

[Jady] Berry.

Blueberry's the full legal name,

but Mike doesn't like it.

[Moke] No. Yeah,

but we decided on "Blue," didn't we?

- [Jady] Berry.

- It's just Blue. It's really simple.

See how defensive he gets?

We don't call you "John Thomas."

- [Jady] Maybe you should start.

- [Moke] That's what we call her.

Do you want to hold her?

Absolutely.

- Oh.

- [Cath] Come to Gamma,

- baby Blue.

- Transfer to Grandma.

Grandma. [chuckles]

[Cath] There you are.

- [Moke clears throat]

- [Blue cooing]

Es mi nieta.

[buzzer blares]

Okay, Munger, time's up.

[Jady] Okay, Mom, here, let me take her.

- Come here, you little Blueberry.

- I'll miss you.

[Jady grunts]

[Cath] Moke.

- [grunts]

- [Abby] Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

You under-stir that gravy,

I'm gonna f*cking know.

Happy Thanksgiving, Mom.

Boys.

[Lee Hazlewood: "For One Moment"]

[Jady] So happy Munger Thanksgiving.

Maybe not in a traditional sense.

But for us, that's a holiday done right.

The hurt I hurt

Is nothing like...

Our family, we've always been different.

Before...

- [Abby] It was nice to meet her.

- [Moke] Yeah.

[Jady] Mom looks great.

Hope she's in a nice g*ng.

Like things I've felt before...

[Jady] Some might call us

selfish or crazy or bad.

Can I talk to him for one second?

And the hopelessness are fine...

You know, I saw what you did in there.

You saw what where?

Jady.

For one moment

You were mine...

[Jady] We've been called a lot of things.

"Totally functional"

would not be one of them.

But we always kept it interesting.

- No sh*t.

- Oh, yeah.

What do you say we do

best two out of three, Wolf Man?

Winner takes all.

- You joking?

- Maybe.

Come on.

[Jady] Yeah, your dad drives a minivan,

but that's only to keep you safe.

And I think he thinks it's kind of cool.

But that's okay. Nobody's perfect.

And, Blueberry, don't tell your dad

about the extra emerald

Uncle Jady kept for himself, okay?

[Blue] f*ck you. Pay me.

[Jady] That's my girl.

[upbeat music playing]







[Glenn] I'm-a get me a big-a*s sombrero.

One you can keep your chips in.

Dos cervezas.

Get me one of them, uh,

sexy dancing ladies

with them, uh, fancy printed skirts.

Maybe we'll do that, uh,

mnage trois y'all talk about.

[grunts] Mnage tres. [laughs]

[Cath] I've never talked about that, baby.

You're the one who talks about that.

[Glenn laughs]