07x47 - We'll Be Right Back

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme music playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[people screaming]

Hello, Titans.

[all] Control Freak!

What do you want,
you insufferable insult dealer?

Actually, I have something nice
to say to you.

-[all gasp]
-What?

I finally figured out
what I like about your show.

Ooh, ooh, is it me?
Am I the something?

[in deadpan voice]
I bet it's me. I'm hilarious.

Uh, no, it's the commercials,

which are the only good thing
about your awful show.

[sobbing]

That's not nice at all.

Well, your show isn't nice.

Watching it is pure t*rture.

So now I'm going to t*rture you
by adding more commercials.

[gasps] You would not the dare.

[laughs] Stick around
and find out.

[all] No.

We'll be right back!

Start your day off right
with Soggy Titans,

made with real
marshmallow superheroes.

[all screaming]

Control Freak put us
in a cereal commercial?

Mmm. We taste pretty good, yo.

[gasps]

Milk!

[all groaning]

-It's soy.
-Look, they expand.

-We are absorbing the milk.
-And getting all soggy.

But the best part about
Soggy Titans is the taste.

[all screaming]

Move!

[screaming, grunting]

[Control Freak]
And don't forget,
every box of Soggy Titans

comes with a special prize.

A live scorpion?
What's wrong with you?

[Control Freak] Soggy Titans
is an unhealthy part
of an incomplete breakfast.

[all screaming]

-Whoa! We're back!
-Thank the goodness.

That is not how I like
to start off my day.

We have to stop Control Freak
before he tortures us
with more commercials.

Look. His signal is coming
from Broadcast Bluff.

Titans, go!

[Raven] Ugh.

Hope we can stop Control Freak
before he puts us in
another commercial.

Well, according to the laws
of television,

our show can only cut to
commercial after a cliffhanger.

So, as long as we avoid them,
we should be fine.

But what is the cliffhanger?

It's a moment of suspense
that triggers
a commercial break.

Likes if we was about to get
into a car accident?

Likes we is now?

[all screaming]

We'll be right back!

Commercial hydraulics,

a heavy-duty chassis
and a comfortable ride.

Please don't sit on me.

[Cyborg groans]

This is the Cyborg series
lawn mower,

and it's perfect
for mowing down
those pesky weeds.

Run!

[panting, screaming]

But the Cy series lawn mower
doesn't just cut weeds.

No, it also chops them
into fertilizer.

[all screaming]

[grunting]

So get your Cyborg series
lawn mower today,

because this baby can do
all kinds of dirty work.

[Cyborg whimpering]

[Titans screaming]

Before the break,
the Titans were on their way

to Broadcast Bluff
when things took a wrong turn.

We already
established this, dude.

We do not need a recap.

Fine. We're back.

[screaming continues]

[expl*si*n]

[gasps] We survived!

Follow me, Titans.
Broadcast Bluff is this way.

We need to get to the top
so we can shut down
Control Freak's signal.

But remember,
avoid cliffhangers.

How's we supposed to do that

when we's literally
surrounded by cliffs?

Just focus on your balance.

Like so.

-[grunts]
-[all gasping]

Help! I can't hold on
much longer.

We'll be right back!

Look out.

The mountain's under attack
by the evil Titans.

We ain't attacking
no mountain.

And who are you calling evil?

Freak Action Team is on it.

Slime Freaker,
reporting for duty.

Ugh! He slimed us!

[Control Freak] Feel the wrath
of my spring-loaded kick.

[groans]

[screams]

I think you broke something.
[grunts]

Activate secret Freak-quarters.

Okay, okay, we surrender.

Please, there is no more need
for the violence.

We got 'em!

Freak Action Team figures
each sold separately

Kids, bug your parents
until they buy you
the whole set. [chuckles]

[Robin straining]

Out of the commercial,
but still not out of danger.

Hold on!

[Robin grunts]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[screaming continues]

[groans]

Thanks, Raven. That was close.

We've got to do a better job
of avoiding cliffhangers.

Then perhaps we should do
the slowing of the down.

Yeah. It ain't like them
cliffhangers be coming
after us.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that.

-[howling]
-[all screaming]

We'll be right back!

Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.

Crazy fun with crazy clay.

Now you can make a snack
at Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.

-We start with the bun.
-[groans]

This toy is evil!

[Control Freak]
Then we make the patty.

[grunts] Someone shut this
factory down!

We need some tomato.

No, no, hold the tomato!

[screaming]

[Control Freak]
And don't forget the lettuce.

Oh, my leavsies! [groans]

I'll take a side of fries
with that.

[screams]

I prefer my fries
in the waffle form.

[Control Freak laughs]
Now, it's time to feed
Freaky Jeeves.

[all groaning, grunting]

The Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.

Batteries not included
because the toy company's
too cheap.

[wolves growling]

[screams]

[screaming]

[grunts] Ow! Ow!

[whimpers, screams]

[groans, laughs]

Ooh!

[grunting]

Quick, Titans.

We can lose the wolves
by climbing up these rocks.

[all screaming]

[all grunting]

Oh, no! It's a rockslide!

We'll be right back!

When it comes to laundry,
there's soft...

-and then there's
Silkie Super Soft...
-[belches]

...because Silkie Super Soft

is the only fabric softener
made from Silkie's
all-natural saliva.

[all grunting]

Just pour it on your laundry.

[all groaning] No!

[thuds]

[bell dings]

And voila! Your clothes
leave the dryer feeling
Silkie Super Soft.

[shudders]

And no static cling
makes folding a breeze.

[screaming]

[Control Freak]
Silkie Super Soft.

Find it wherever mutant larvae
are sold.

Look out!

Phew! We made it!

Come on, it's time to shut
Control Freak down.

Well, hey there, Titans.

Have you been enjoying
your new commercials?

I know I have.

Your career in advertising
is over, Control Freak.

We're putting an end
to your twisted little game.

Ooh, a final showdown,
the perfect cliffhanger
for another commercial break.

Only this time, you won't be
returning to your regularly
scheduled program.

That may be,
but we're in control now.

[beeps]

We's be right back!

[whimsical music playing]

Ha, ha, ha!

It's the sale of the century!

Control Freak is going
out of business.

-Everything must go...
-[siren wailing]

...including him.

[screams]

We's slashing prices.

And blowing up the inventory.

[grunts]

It is the sale
of the total liquidation.

Blech! So gross.

[groaning]

[sighs] We did it.

We no longer have to suffer
the t*rture of the commercials.

Best of all, we don't have
to worry about anymore
dumb cliffhangers.

[growling]

[all screaming]

We'll be right back!

[growls]