Alien Country (2024)

[bunniefuu]

Come on, pull over!

Fine. You wanna rumble?

Let's rumble.

There's only one road out of town, buddy!

Damn, that was cool.

End of the line, James!

Think!

Take it easy!

Think about your-- Hey! Hey!

Put your hands where I can see them!

Hands!

Take it easy!

Huh?

What the--?

Uh, sir?

Oh, sh-sh*t!

We got a runner!

[panting]

James!

Wait!

You hitchhiking?

Nope.

Really? 'Cause it kinda

looks like you're hitchhiking.

Don't know what to tell ya.

Yeah.

Ev, where are you--

Well, my car broke down, again, Jimmy.

Yeah.

The car you said you fixed two weeks ago?

Uh, I did fix it two weeks ago, and she

was running like a champ.

Do you know what a champ is?

Okay. Okay.

Hey, you know what? Like anything else,

she just needs a little TLC.

Don't worry, darlin', I got you.

Oh, you got me?

Well, that's good. Because I'm late.

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, it's okay.

I can fix it, you know, at least before

the fairgrounds, tonight.

The fairgrounds...

Did you forget?

No, I didn't forget.

I've just had other things on my mind.

Jimmy, I'm late.

Where are you going?

Apparently nowhere. My life is going

nowhere. My car is going nowhere, and I'm

gonna be stuck here in Blue River, forever.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa... stuck here?

I thought tonight that we-- Hold on.

I thought you liked this town.

Can you fix it?

Yeah, of course.

Good. 'Cause like I said, I'm late.

What--

Well, how am I supposed

to know what she wants?

Try it now.

To understand a woman, you

have to think like a woman.

How do you do that?

You can't.

Women are capable of experiencing

multiple emotions at the exact same time.

Okay, I did that a couple of days ago.

I was angry and hungry at the same time.

No, that's hangry, and technically that's

one emotion. That's what

I'm saying. It can't be done.

Look, I just-- I need to figure out a way

that I can show Ev that the guy that she

chose to accidentally be

her baby daddy is a winner.

Are we still talking about you?

Okay, you know what? It's not what you say,

it's how you say it.

What's this?

I don't know.

Well, it looks like some

sort of music competition.

You think that that's what she was upset about?

Did she miss it?

I don't think that's it.

It's still three days away.

So then there's still time.

Okay.

I know the last time I

drove it didn't go so well.

That's a massive understatement.

Yeah. But if I drive and I win,

I could prove to Ev that I'm not a mistake.

No, I can't. Mel's got me on a really

tight leash with you, man.

Come on, just one more.

No.

Please.

Stop with the eyes. You're--

If Mel asks, it was my idea.

It was your idea.

From the beginning.

It was a good one, too.

You should try it now.

You didn't do anything.

I haven't done anything yet.

Yeah, that's true.

Well, excuse me for being the first

person in history to

try to leave this town.

But you left town without telling your

best friend and your nana.

I know. I'm sorry, Mel. I just--

Plenty of people leave this town.

Some even against their own will.

Oh, Nana. I don't think she's talking

about being abducted.

I know. Nobody ever talks about it.

Let's just face it. I'm never gonna be

able to do what I want to do.

Sweetheart, you absolutely can.

If you want to sing, the universe will be

on your side, but you have to communicate

that to your baby daddy.

Remember when you ran off in the eighth

grade and I spent two

days looking for you?

Yeah, I was hunting chupacabra.

With Jimmy.

With Jimmy.

Now, if I'd known that's what you wanted to do,

you would've had my full support.

You just needed to tell me about it.

What about after the big hoot'nanigans tonight

that you sing a couple

songs at The Trading Post,

you know, have a couple beers--

Or water and prenatal vitamins.

Or water and prenatal vitamins.

And nachos.

Nachos.

How about some hot wings

and maybe something pickled?

Okay, one step at a time. All I'm saying is,

stop stressing so much about it,

all right? You've got plenty of time.

Exactly.

Because nothing ever

happens in this town.

Hey, Gus. The needle

thing is actually moving.

Finally.

What the--

Hey.

Maybe this ain't such a good idea.

Ah, shut up.

Jackpot.

[grunting]

[panting]

--huh, what the!

huh...[panting] ah!

What the--

Gus?

Bo?

What the hell's going on out there?

[panting]

Oof!

Come on!

[grunt]

Just hold it right there.

What were you doing driving like a bat

out of hell off the old monument land?

What, is that against the law?

Speeding?

Yes.

Which one of you two is the smart one again?

Me.

--I am.

Uh-huh.

You know, I've been hearing a lot of

reports of looting for the last four or five months now.

Looting?

Yes.

I imagine it's a

term you're familiar with.

People going up to the sacred historical

sites and taking stuff.

Grave robbing, essentially.

We ain't up to nothin'.

Uh-huh.

Well, which one of you

two makes more money?

Me.

--I do.

Good.

Don't worry about the ticket, boys.

Oh, come on.

It's not the end of the world.

Ladies and gentlemen,

are we ready for a little demolition derby!

All right, folks.

Let's hear it for America.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Johnny, what are you doing here?

Oh, well, Johnny thought it would be a

great idea for Jimmy to drive instead.

So, when' s Jimmy's heat up?

He's after the farm trucks.

All right, folks.

Quite the lineup we

got for this next heat.

We got Carl Jackson.

You've seen him usually cooking up a basket

of curly fries at the Frost Hop.

I'm coming for you!

I don't love you, no.

I'm coming for you!

Why would I love you?

You're an idiot.

And next up is Taylor Kirk.

That car's seen some battle.

Go get him, Taylor.

In the number eight,

filling in for his half-brother, Johnny.

It's Jimmy Walker!

All right, boys.

You know what to do.

Gentlemen, start your engines!

Come on!

I'm gonna lose money off this heat.

Baby, what did Mama

tell you about gamblin' ?

Never place a bet unless you know

something other's don't.

Mm. That's my girl!

Ohhh!

-Yes!

Coming in hot!

Oh! Haha!

[grunt]

You stay right there, boy!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on!

[gasp]

Damn it!

Come on!

Behind you!

Oh, come on!

[grunt]

[gasp]

Whoa, whoa!

What was that?

What a hit.

Oh, come on!

[grunts]

No.

Go!

Hahaha.

-Hehe.

All right, shut her down, boys.

We've got a fire.

[panting]

Oh , no. That ain't good!

All right, folks.

We'll give it up for our firefighters

rushing in there to save the day.

Woot!

Looks like the fire's out,

And so is

Jimmy Walker!

Jimmy Walker, you are out.

Huh, huh.

Ah, damn it.

Hey, nice drivin'.

Thanks.

Not you.

So, is she gonna run again?

Yeah.

Yeah, she's got one more battle in her.

Well, she better.

Well, we'll leave you to it, 'cause

we need to talk.

Ooooh.

Hey.

Hey.

Um,

so, Johnny found this...

in the car.

Yep.

Well, stupid idea, I guess.

What are you talking about?

This is a great idea.

And yet, as soon as I get the guts up to go

my car breaks down, again.

If that's not a sign from the universe,

I don't know what is.

Okay, universe or not,

you're going to that contest.

You need to have an

audience cheering for you.

And even if you fall flat on your face--

--What?

it's gonna be great.

I know it.

I mean, that would be nice.

Yeah.

Not the falling on my face part.

No.

What is that?

Oh, yeah, I don't know.

I just found it in the

back of the derby car.

You just found it.

Uh, don't look at me like that.

Yes, I found it.

Wanna see what's inside?

I mean... yes...

Yeah, we're gonna totally open this.

Whoa.

It's so, wait, Jimmy.

Be careful.

Jimmy, look at this.

Whoa, Ev, you sure you wanna just-

Looks like a carrot, sorta.

[laugh]

What?

We should go.

Oh.

Whoa!

Ohhhh!

What was that whole sign

from the universe talk, huh?

Jimmy, I saw something.

I know, I know.

And it was the most

incredible thing I have ever seen.

What?

No, we have to go to the cops.

Wait, what?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The last people that we

wanna go to is the government.

This thing could be worth millions.

What?

I don't need millions, I just

need my car fixed.

Yeah, sure, I know, but like

think of the possibilities.

Exactly, this thing could be dangerous.

Does this thing look dangerous?

I mean, come on.

Do I need to bring up the baby

rattlesnake you brought to school?

Okay, everybody loves to bring that up.

All right, it was the sixth grade, and I

still say that if I had time to train it,

none of those kids-

Jimmy, Jimmy! Stop.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Is this about a bigger issue?

I'm not even showing.

No, not like bigger, bigger.

No, like, can we address

the elephant in the womb?

Don't you dare pun at me right now.

It's already near impossible for me to

try to be a singer and have a kid,

and now, whatever the hell this thing is!

Red Diamond Mining?

What?

You know what, if you wanna sing,

you're gonna sing...

tonight.

Oh, Everly!

There you are.

You're still singing tonight, right?

Yes, but before that, have you guys seen anymore

folks comin' to town to work for Red Diamond Mining?

The old uranium mine?

Yeah.

No, a couple good for nothing out of towners--

You know that mine has not been

profitable for 10 years,

--Oh baby--

10 years, and they keep lobbying to put

new sites on a monument land.

-Nobody cares, nobody cares.

Nobody wants to talk about it.

Everly Jane,

How you doing this fine evening?

Evenin', Taylor.

It's Officer Kirk now.

He's actually a man of the cloth.

I think you meant, man of the law.

I'm sorry, that's right.

You're a cop, not a churchgoer.

I'll have one more.

Well, that ain't true.

So you're not a cop.

No, I'm a sheriff's deputy.

Jimmy.

I'm sorry about that

loss back there, Jimbo.

It's just when I saw that opening, I just

had to go for that POS car of yours.

Speaking of openings, you do know that

your fly is down, right?

It's not.

Are you sure?

Oh, I'm sure.

How sure?

K, I'm gonna go sing now.

Kirk, can I get you a beer?

Yeah, go get a beer.

Nah.

Jimmy, what's this?

This Ferrari only takes premium fuel.

You know that.

What are you up to now?

Let me show you.

Come here, come here, come here.

What are you doing?

Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.

Check that out.

Well,

that's different.

Yeah, and the craziest thing that you could

imagine happened at the fairgrounds.

Where'd you get that?

It just showed up in

the back of my derby car.

You mean, my derby car.

Okay, don't do that.

Wait, okay, it just showed up?

It showed up.

Yes.

And when I touched it, an orb of light,

this like, UFO thing, it made...

this.

Yeah, I'm speechless.

Interesting.

Nevermind.

No.

Let me take a look at it.

Baby, you are enabling him again.

So, this is a carrot maker?

Is that what--

Be careful.

Does Everly know about this?

Yeah, she was there when it happened.

When what happened, exactly?

When I

may have

opened a portal to another planet.

Wow.

Mm.

Ok--

So, what you're saying is,

you got superpowers now or something?

Yeah.

Uh.

Yeah, maybe.

No.

Noted.

Elsa, baby bear

you know the rules love. K, can you just go back

and watch the rest of the show?

Love you.

Thank you.

Sorry, you had to hear that.

What are you doing?

I don't know, guys, maybe--

maybe she's right.

Maybe I do have superpowers now.

You've got a carrot, so that's a start.

Okay.

Evenin', folks, this is an original.

Jimmy, this belongs to somebody.

Red Diamond Mining.

I thought you said

that the mine was closed.

Oh, great.

Yeah, the mine is closed.

They leave a couple guys up

there that do loss prevention.

That's a classic mining move.

They show up, they employ a bunch of

people, then they let them

go, they wreck the place.

Babe, I love how much you love the environment.

We gotta go.

We gotta go.

We gotta go.

No, don't put it down.

Get it out of here.

I can't-

I'm never goin' back

to when I felt so broken.

Took a photograph

to remember the moment.

I was looking for my breakthrough--

all I found's a break down.

What'll take to make you

pack up your dreams and get out of this town.

It's now or never, come whatever,

fight my way through, kick and shout.

It's now or never, come whatever,

Hold it together and never doubt.

If you're the one for me,

the one I scream and dream about.

It's now or never, come whatever...

We just

gotta get out.

Hey, where them Walker boys at?

The hell is this?

I don't know.

Oh, Gus, what's the problem?

Don't play dumb with me.

You took our case.

All right, Bo, I am no lawyer, but

whatever you did, I doubt

anyone would take your case.

Hey, that's not-

Shut up!

Hey, come on, we're playing here!

Babe-

-Babe, no.

[grunts]

Leave it.

Ahhh!

Oh, dammit.

Ok. Hey, hey!

Geromino!

Ah!

Hey! Stand down, citizen.

Did you say "geronimo"?

Yeah.

It's "geronimo".

That's what I said.

No, no, you didn't.

--Everybody!

Aliens!

We're being invaded!

[grunts]

Wait, where are you going?

I'll be back soon, okay?

How soon?

Probably not before dark.

Can we play catch tomorrow?

Really?

Of course.

I promise.

Jimmy?

Jimmy?

Rogers.

Up on your feet.

Yeah.

Why were the Leecher

brothers looking for you?

I don't know.

So you're saying you were at

the wrong place at the wrong time?

Jimmy,

you're too smart for this.

Hm.

I don't want to see you mixed up

with Gus and Bo Leecher.

I'm not.

But, you just were.

Jimmy,

you could all start taking some serious responsibility.

You're gonna end up like your daddy.

Jimmy!

Oh,

you're okay.

What a relief!

Mm.

Well, that's not.

Johnny!

Johnny!

I'll just see if I can track down those

Leecher boys.

If you want to press charges...

Oh, it's not worth it.

But they are banned

for life, for real this time.

Oh, and thanks, Officer Kirk, for beating

the livin' tar to them.

Yeah.

What was that?

Just keeping the peace.

Alright, Officer Kirk.

What a party.

You all have a good evening.

G'night.

Thank you for your service.

There you are.

Hey.

Got some great news for you, babe.

Elsa's staying at a

friend's house tonight?

The flusher in the men's

bathroom is broken again.

Septic.

It's the next best thing, really.

Go get it.

Thanks. I'm glad you're

standing there, Jimmy.

I mean, I can help you fix it, Johnny.

Why don't you go help Everly?

Ev, I did not know that these inbred

hillbillies were going to even show up.

Let's just go.

You sounded beautiful tonight.

Jimmy, do you even know

what it takes to raise a kid?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Little bibs and tiny socks.

And?

And... changing pooby diapers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sometimes at 4 a.m.

Yeah. Wait, what? 4 a.m.

Why would they not be asleep?

Yeah. My point exactly.

Ev, look, hold on.

No.

What?

No deal, Jimmy.

Your life is a freaking demolition derby

and it's like you expect me to hop

in the car with a baby.

Okay, that is not what I want.

But, that sounds awesome.

No, it sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're...

What was that?

You're right.

Okay?

I'm right?

Huh.

I will

take the case to Rogers.

Really?

God, good thing you're cute.

That was so hard for you.

So hard for me.

Hey, Walker!

Jeez, Gus, what do you want?

Our briefcase back.

All right. Look, I'm taking it to Rogers.

If it's really your case, you guys will

have no problem claiming it at the station.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that?

All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We don't want things to get out of hand, man.

Give us our case back.

Oh!

[grunt]

Ahhhh!

Take it, take it, take it.

Run!

Baby, baby, baby.

That's what I-- that's what I saw earlier.

That's an--

-an alien.

Yeah.

Okay, but maybe, maybe, it's a good alien.

Mm, mm.

Like, maybe it's here to help us, you know?

-Mm, mm.

Come on, come on, let's go!

What is it, boy? What do you see?

Hey!

Hey!

Dude!

Hey.

What?

Hey.

Dude.

Oh.

Oh!

Ah!

[barking]

Oh, that's a bad alien!

Oh, we gotta go!

-That's a bad alien!

We gotta go, we gotta go!

Get in the car!

Jimmy!

Oh!

[panting]

Keys! Keys! Keys! Keys!

OK! OK! Yeah. We, yeah--

Ok, we got a dog.

Punch it, punch it,

punch it, punch it, punch it!

Oh, okay.

Okay, this is okay.

We can, we can figure this out!

I knew this thing was dangerous.

--We can figure this out.

Oh, yeah, you knew it would do this!

Why, why, why, why

does my baby daddy have to start a bar fight

and an alien invasion all in one night?

Oh, you were there!

You went through the portal!

You're the one that picked up the whole

carrot sort of looking thingy.

Maybe that's why they're here.

Oh, so it's my fault now, huh?

No.

No, no I--

Look, I'm just saying

that it takes two to tango, that's all

Yeah, don't remind me.

I literally started this day trying to

get out of this stupid freaking town.

Okay, look, we can fix this whole alien

invasion monster mess.

Yeah?

Uh-huh, and how do you expect to do that?

I don't know.

Oh, but I knew someone who might.

Nana, Nana, you awake?

Nana?

Nana!

[bark]

Everly? Jimmy?

Oh! Thank the lord.

What the hell's going on?

There are aliens.

From outer-space.

-Yeah.

Who is this?

We have a dog, now, I guess.

Nana, did you hear what we just said?

You know, a dog is a big responsibility.

Aliens have invaded!

They're here in Blue River.

Oh, honey, aliens have been in Blue River

for the last 40 years,

according to my research.

But, these ones are serious!

They're like-- they're they're giant spider wolves

with... glowy

thingies.

Huge!

Hm.

That's new.

Okay, you have my attention.

Ah, well,

Come on.

Where is she going?

-New.

Forty years since Lloyd was taken.

I've cataloged every

siting, every abduction report,

but you know all that.

Just this morning, I noticed a clear UFO,

just a few miles out over monument land.

And then another one

just a few hours ago,

right over the center of town.

Now, I can only think of a

handful of events like this

that have been clearly documented.

It's all because of some deep state

government cover-up, no doubt.

No doubt.

And every time one of

these events has happened,

it's always been tied into some large,

ridiculous cover-up story about testing,

or more often, disappearances.

James Walker evades the police.

Wait, when was this?

Other side.

Government explains strange lights.

Maybe we shouldn't go to the police.

No, Jimmy, we agreed.

I know, but look at this.

Now these spider wolves

with glowy thingies you saw,

any idea how they got here?

Oh, I know how they got here.

Jimmy opened a portal and--

Uhh, we opened a portal.

Really?

The carrot.

A portal was opened

and they came through.

I see.

Well, these things happen.

Sounds like you two

had a little oopsy daisy.

But, I'm sure you sort it all out.

I mean, when the

universe throws you a curve ball,

you still gotta swing for the fences.

Aliens.

Or worse, the government.

Oh, okay, get down, get down, get down.

Shhh, quiet boy, quiet.

That was the guy, the guy that got k*lled!

Maybe he's a zombie!

Zombie? This far north? It can't be!

Nana! Why don't follow me to

the back as quietly as possible.

[bark]

[gasp]

Go back.

[panting]

Jimmy.

Stay there.

Jimmy!

-Just stay-

Yeah, yeah.

[gasp]

[grunt]

[gasp]

[grunt]

[panting]

Yeah.

Ah. Ohhhh.

Whoa, whoa, it's all good, dude.

Whoa. Whoa, it's all good, buddy.

--Who are you?

You a zombie?

What? No, I'm not a zombie, come on.

Thank God, zombies are the worst.

But we saw you die.

Yeah, yeah, explain that.

Okay, so the dude that

you saw

totally died.

And so I decided to

take over his body.

[laugh]

I'm an alien, guys.

Not like that--

no, no, no.

I'm a-- I'm a good alien.

I'm just trying to

blend in.

And they've say nothing good ever happens

in this town, you know?

What do you mean something got Gus?

I mean, Gina, like a critter of

some kind gone and taken him.

Do you hear yourself?

He's dead.

So, a critter got him?

Yes.

What, like a prairie dog?

No, like a- a- a demon monkey

pit bull spider thing.

I told you not to touch the crystal.

I didn't.

Well, we did, but it w- it was fine until--

But you got it?

I did.

Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

What?

No.

Wait, I know what happened.

The cops was chasing us and this townie

Jimmy Walker had a derby car.

Shh, hold on.

Grown ups are talking.

You found it.

Apparently you lost it.

Bottom line is you don't have it,

you don't get paid,

that was the deal.

But, Gus--

Bo!

I don't have time to deal with the fact

that your good-for-nothing brother died

after a run-in with a gopher.

You keep your end of the deal and the

company will take care of you.

M'kay?

Fine.

Good choice.

Walker...

So--

--So...

[laughter]

Uh, go ahead.

So,

I'm Ben.

So, is Ben like you're earth name?

Uh no, it's like my name-name.

Wow.

What?

It's just that Ben is like a

really common name on this planet.

Oh, uh, it's actually a really common name

throughout the entire galaxy.

Huh--

--So, this is--

So, this is the uh, Koggrechekura

Uh, Ko-Koggre

Uh, Kumail Nanjiani

Koggrechekura

Kogg monster?

Yeah, sure.

Now we have to be careful because at

at any moment this drone is gonna send out its--

Oh! Oh!

Oh, no, you gotta get out of here.

No, no, no, no.

They're made of acid and they'll melt through anything!

They're eggs and they'll

implant in our brains!

No, no, they're spores.

Guys, they're spores.

I knew it.

What did you know?

Ben, tell her what I know.

Right.

First, we have to try to find a way to

contain all of these things any way we--

Oh oh!

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's interesting.

That works as well.

Just uh...

Go ahead, alien boy.

Thank you.

So, this drone is going to send out

spores with an imprint of how it died.

And if any of the others absorb them

well, then they'll become more deadly.

So, there's others out there and they'll

mutate or something?

Oh, yeah, yeah, evolve.

Yeah, it gets stronger--

Why can't we just throw water on them?

-and stronger...

What?

It's from a movie.

Yeah.

Oh.

Well, this is real life.

And, no, the only way to get rid of a Kogg

is to send him back through the portal.

Oh.

Yeah.

Um, about that, we kind of--

Nice one, J-Boy.

Maybe it's not the end

of the world after all.

Oh, it's starting to look like an

old-fashioned chupacabra hunt.

So, are there more of

these, like portal stone things?

Oh, yeah.

In fact, a scientist on my

home world discovered one.

That's what they used to get over here.

What do they want?

That, actually.

Yeah, but they already have one.

Yeah, just one.

They need both to

establish a permanent bridge.

You see, your stone opens a portal from

Earth to my world, but

it's like a one-way ticket.

And these portals, they stay open for

like a few minutes or even a few seconds.

And here's a scary thought--

If you were on my world and the portal

collapsed, you're stuck.

We could have gotten

trapped on your planet?

Yeah.

That would have been awkward.

But that is exactly what we got to try

and do with the Kogg.

Yeah, like a-- like an alien cattle drive.

Yes.

Luckily, there's only three left.

And you can use your magical space wizard

powers to control them.

Exactly.

If you can learn to keep the portal open,

I can send them back.

Wait, so why does the portal

only open for a brief moment?

I guess it requires an insane amount of

focus to even open it in the first place.

I did it on my first try.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, you were operating in the universal

law of beginner's

luck, which is powerful.

And convenient.

What the...

It's game time.

Okay.

So if someone had both stones, they could

use the portals to go back and forth?

Oh, beyond just that.

They could open up vortex

in space and time and go...

Okay, guys, just one

step at a time, all right?

What do you want?

Shelly, you are in danger.

Aliens have invaded Blue River.

Next!

What? I...

Queen Freeze and a

waffle cone, extra fudge.

But, he's serious.

Thank you.

Carl!

I need you to go get more waffle cones.

We only have like two left.

And hurry up.

Apparently, there's aliens invading.

Hang on a minute.

I told you to take that out already.

Ok.

Yeah.

--So...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So if you had both of the stones, then

you can actually travel back and forth between worlds,

at will.

Side note.

What are onion rings?

Delicious.

Hurry up.

Make it quick.

Do my taxes for me.

You're better at accounting.

Ugh.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh yeah, momma's hungry.

Oh, that's right.

You are big with child.

Congratulations.

It's great.

Anything else?

Uh, yes, my order, please.

Ugh.

Lose the attitude.

Carl!

What just--

Hello?

It's probably just a dog.

[screams]

[scream]

Guys.

[screams]

Earl?

Carl.

Carl?

The hunt begins.

Don't worry, Shelly. We'll take care of

this so you don't have

to worry about anything.

Earl.

Carl.

Carl.

Do you think there's any

chance he might still be alive?

Ummmm...

Yeah.

Yeah, he might be fine.

Yeah.

We're all gonna end up dead, probably.

No, Ev, no. Okay? I promise.

No one

is gonna end up dead.

Yep, that's a dead body, alright.

Yeah, that's part of it. There's some...

Yep.

Well, it's a mighty good

thing you done here, ma'am.

Reportin' this and all.

I ain't a ma'am. I'm a miss.

Beggin' your pardon, miss.

Smells like septic's backed up.

Better call this in.

Right.

Yeah, Gus Leecher.

He's a middle-aged dude.

--Well, what if there's bounty out on him?

Normal-looking.

--I found him

Kinda ugly, though.

--You wouldn't hold out on me,

would ya?

Got a bit of a dog face.

-How old are you?

While that's descriptive

it's pretty mean, Taylor.

--Stop me when I get there...

Just callin' a spade a spade.

--108,

109,110, 111, 112...

Johnny...

112, 113...

I'm telling you the truth.

The septic's been backed up.

I had no idea there

was a body back there.

I'm tellin' you,

we got the wrong brother.

Half-brother.

It was Jimmy, for sure.

Now, hold on a second.

You're jumpin' to conclusions.

Yeah, that's just bad policin'.

Tell me about it.

They won't even check if

there's a bounty out on him.

Actually, have you seen

Jimmy since last night?

I haven't.

Well, if you do,

tell him I'm lookin' for him.

Well, I might have some

information on where Jimmy is.

But, it comes with a price.

Elsa, zip it.

Oh, no. Go on, baby.

Babe, what are you doin'?

Look, if Jimmy's up to something, he

needs to answer for it.

Jimmy's not up to anything. I trust him.

Oh, yeah. Way too much.

How about five bucks?

A little insulting.

We're done here.

Wait, wait, wait. It's Saturday.

They're at the Froyo stand,

or if they're not there,

they're probably at Nana's.

Thanks for the tip.

The coroner should be by soon.

Let's just keep this

relatively quiet for now.

Blue River's a small town.

News travels fast around here.

Ah, we're never gonna find these things.

And I never gotta eat anything.

Wow, somebody's hangry.

It's not like you're eating for two now.

Then again, you could

always eat this thing.

What? Where did you

guys get one of these?

Uh, we just found it

when we opened the portal.

Well, how? When?

Last night.

Just pulled it out of the ground.

Okay, well, you guys have

no idea how lucky this is.

It's a carrot, right?

Well, I don't know what a carrot is.

But this is called a skundie

and we grow them in our planet,

and they expand your mind and your

perception of space and time.

Expands your mind, huh?

I mean, I should do that.

Sure, I mean, if you

want to open up a portal,

this thing could give you a better shot.

But, if you have too much, it'll totally

knock a hole in your universe, bro.

So, it's like an LSD carrot?

I'll try.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Wait, was that too much?

No, no, no, no, no.

That was the-- that was the exact,

perfect amount of skundie.

But, you know, you may want to

pull over and refrain from using any heavy machinery.

What?!

Right now. Just go.

--Great.

Oh, I feel funny.

-Uh, huh.

Yeah, I know , I know you do.

Eating space carrots, good job.

--I feel funny.

Okay, Jimmy, follow me.

All right. Now, clear your mind.

Done.

Now, focus.

Think beyond yourself.

Think beyond Blue River.

Think beyond infinity.

Infinity?

Like infinity plus one.

I know what infinity means.

Focus.

Okay, nothing's happening.

Jimmy, take a deep belly breath and focus

all of your energy on your heart chakra.

Maybe not while pregnant or nursing.

Okay, something's happening.

Yeah, can you open the portal?

No, I don't know. Maybe

I'm doing something wrong.

Clear, singular intention, okay?

Ask not what the universe can do for you,

but ask what you can do

for the universe.

Yeah...

It's happening.

What's happening?

It's beautiful.

Everything's happening.

On this planet.

In this town.

Like, whoa.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

His parents are worried sick, so

is there any chance he just skipped town?

No. Like I said last night,

he was eaten.

By a monster?

Did I stutter?

No, but you did say you saw

Jimmy and Everly last night?

Yup.

Is that all you want?

How about one of them cookies, please?

Okay, total's $7 even.

Funny. Speaking of cookies, you never did

get a chance to sample

Everly's family cookies

now did you?

I suppose you never will,

now that she's knocked up.

Extra sprinkles?

So Ev's packing puppies, huh?

Yeah, and with Jimmy.

I mean, how is that even possible?

Well, Kirk, my boy.

When a man and a woman--

Oh, right, all right, all right.

I mean, why Jimmy?

That dude can't raise a baby.

Hell, he can't even raise

bread.

Why couldn't he raise bread?

You just had yeast.

Because he wouldn't know how to do that.

Why wouldn't he know that?

That's pretty basic baking.

Anyway, who hasn't

botched a pan of rolls before?

Rogers,

any word on that kid?

His parents are still here at the station.

No. Tell him to stay calm.

We confirmed he's missing, but...

Nothing to report it this time.

Maybe we should try Baker Farm.

Yeah.

Hopefully we can talk to Ev and

get this whole mess sorted.

Unless it's too soon for you.

Let's just go.

We are definitely trespassing.

Oh, don't worry about that.

Nobody works here.

Besides, this isn't

the place. I can feel it.

Careful, Jimmy.

We don't want to over do it right now.

Hey!

Hold it right there!

[panting]

Come on!

[panting]

Here. Oh!

Geromino!

Oh, gosh!

[panting]

[panting]

Oh, my gosh!

Okay.

The canyon opens up ahead!

Oh!

Ohhhh, ahhh.

-Ok, yeah.

This way!

Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Oh, dang.

I'm gonna throw up.

[panting]

Wait, was that...?

--Yeah, keep going.

Whoa!

--You okay?

Here.

--Yeah, thanks.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

--Ah!

Ben, do your space wizard thing.

Oh, yeah.

Where is it?

Where are you?

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

I think I can open the portal.

If you're gonna do it,

it's kinda now or never.

She's right. It's not taking the bait.

Alright. Ev, I've got an idea.

--Oh, yeah?

Alright, you make a break for the

wash, and I will hold her off.

I can't! Just open the portal.

Just trust me, all right?

You can do this. Come on.

Guys, come on!

Go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Come on!

Come on!

[panting]

Come on!

Oh.

Oh my gosh. She's great.

Hey, I'm your great. You are great.

Hey, Ev, you're great. You are great.

Oh, she's a keeper, man.

She's a keeper.

Oh, gosh.

Not cool.

So not cool!

What were we supposed to do?

We made a critical decision in a moment of danger.

Anything else? Anything

other than use me as bait.

Oh, we did not use you as bait.

A diversion, maybe.

Well, next time,

You can be the diversion!

I had it handled!

Like hell!

Okay, guys, maybe we should all just take

a big, deep belly breath and

focus on our heart chocolates.

It's chakras. And where were you?

I thought you were supposed to be able to

control these monsters.

Okay, cards on the table.

I may not be the best at this

whole mind hypnosis gig, okay?

Technically, I'm still in training.

What?

That's it.

No more space carrots

because you were useless!

Okay, I need it

Okay, technically, the skundie does expand

your mind, but the power to open up the portal

already exists within you, buddy.

Huh.

Nope. We're taking it to the police.

You're handing it over to them, and we're

gonna let some functioning,

rational adults handle this.

We cannot do that Ev!

If we give that to the gov--

Nope, you're right. I'm sorry.

It's too late.

I trust the government more

more than I trust you right now.

Oh, dang.

Ben!

It was Jimmy Walker

and Everly Baker

and... some other guy.

Where are they?

I don't know.

But I know how to find out.

Ah, great.

Everly.

Taylor.

Officer Kirk, man of the law.

Uh, Jimmy?

Yeah, this is Ben.

He's an alien.

An alien.

From outer space.

I'm a good alien.

Hm.

Great.

Yeah.

Is this a joke?

We all know he started

a fight with you last night,

and now he's dead.

Ok, you know what?

I can explain everything.

Well, then start talking, mister

"I didn't commit m*rder."

All right, you know what?

Check this out.

Nana, where is it?

Where's what?

Now, hang on, Taylor.

Okay, it was right here on the table.

Oh, that's real classic. That's coming

from a guy that brought a rattlesnake to

school in seventh

grade for show and tell.

Uh, it was sixth grade, and why'd you

have to bring that up?

Because he's still an idiot.

Hahaha. First off, thank you.

Second of all

if I had time to train it,

none of those kids would have--

Quit bickerin'.

We eat off that table!

Now, don't you go thinking

about covering this up, Burt.

I've taken pictures and videos, and if I

should disappear, I've given instructions

for them to be distributed

to the press within 48 hours.

Come on, Claire. It's me.

I have no intention of burying the truth.

Holy sh*t.

What the hell is that?

This is probably what happened to Gus.

They're aliens.

Yeah,

but this one is new.

It's called the Kamachameleon.

Koggrechekura

Kogg monster.

These things have been running loose all

over town, k*lling folks,

and maybe trying to destroy humanity as we know it.

Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen.

I mean, we-- we figured out a way to defeat 'em.

There's only two left.

Not bad for a civilian, Jimmy, but

we'll take it from here.

Jimmy,

can I, uh, see you in the other room?

Sure.

Jimmy

Believe it or not, Jimmy, this is not my

first extra-terrestrial rodeo.

You know I knew your

dad growing up, right?

Yep. That makes one of us.

Yeah.

He was a pretty wild guy.

Yeah. So wild he left

and never came back.

About that, Jimmy.

I was there the night your daddy left.

We've got a runner!

[footsteps]

James!

Wait.

Wait!

Maybe he was in the wrong place

at the wrong time, but skipping out on you and

Johnny wasn't fair,

and I'm sorry about that.

But I want to keep Blue River safe.

Yeah.

This town is special.

When I leave this place, I'm gonna make

sure I leave it better than when I found it.

Not for me, but

for my kids and whatnot.

Maybe you should start considering a

world you want to leave for

your little one on the way.

How'd you know about that?

Alright.

Maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

You just

call that the Walker family curse,

I guess.

You should have this.

[laughs]

You're not getting off that easy.

Mm.

Hello?

Shelly?

Hello?

Hello?

Shelly?

Hold it right there!

Are y'all aliens?

And what if we are?

Elsa.

Look, of course we ain't.

Okay.

What do you want?

Ice cream.

Oh, we've got that.

Um, but our fry cook

was eaten probably by a monster.

Earl?

Carl.

Oh, Carl.

What'd the critter look like?

What do you want?

I'm looking for Jimmy.

You kidding? He doesn't work here!

Do you guys think he works here?

Hey, what's it to you?

Well, it's Saturday. So if he's not

here, he's probably at Nana's.

Elsa, baby.

Bo?

Bo!

What have you got yourself mixed up in?

None of your business.

Well, Johnny and Melanie are here.

And I done reckon there's only one

other place they could be.

You done reckon?

Do you hear yourself?

What do you mean?

I don't know what I expected

from a guy named Bo Leecher.

Well, you get the truth.

'Cause I'm a straight sh**ter.

That's why they call me Bo.

Wait, isn't Bo spelled B-E-A-U?

What?

Those are all the wrong letters. It's Bo.

B-O.

Like a bow and arrow.

Oh, dear, Lord.

Hey. Well,

wait a minute. Hey, wait!

Wait!

I know where they done gone!

I mean, I-- I told him everything,

and that's what he said.

Fine.

Look, I

I know that this is not ideal, but

I do. I want to see this thing through.

And yes,

I have, sometimes,

in the past, been a little reckless.

Sometimes?

In the past?

In the past.

And--

--this afternoon.

Last night, too, maybe.

Look, the-- the point, the point is--

is that I know what it's like...

I know what it's like to grow up with--

a dad that you can't depend on.

And I just don't want that for our kid.

I don't either.

I'm just...

scared.

out of my mind about

this whole mom thing.

I mean, did you know that babies drink

their own pee in uterus?

Oh, I did not know that.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm glad that I do, but...

Look, I...

I want to be here to

support you through all of this.

Uterus,

pee and all.

It's disgusting.

Oh, it's so disgusting.

Hey, um...

I'm sorry...

that I almost left town.

without talking to you about it.

I get it.

I know why you did.

[sigh]

What?

Just, um, ok--

Shh, sh, sh, sh.

[laughs]

Hello, baby.

[laughs]

It's me.

Your dad.

I just want you to know that I will never

put you and your mama

in harm's way again.

You can't promise that.

But I can try.

[laughs]

Also, your mama's a super hot badass.

You should grow up just like her.

Okay, bye.

And you should follow your dreams.

And Ev, I don't--

I don't want you to have to worry about this

alien invasion mess.

Well...

Takes two to tango.

That can't be right.

Is that right?

Mm-hmm.

Two.

--Two.

[barking]

[sigh]

You seen Rogers or Nana?

Oh, I haven't seen her for a minute.

That woman.

Where's Rogers?

I thought he was with you.

Look, I think they're here.

They?

Yeah, the Kogg-zillas.

[sigh]

[barking]

Come on, come here.

Come on.

Stay.

We should circle around the

back and meet up on the far side?

Sounds good.

We'll go left,

You guys go right.

you and Ben go right,

Everly and I go left.

Perfect.

Got that?

Yeah.

You and me, Officer Kirk.

[sigh]

Let's go.

[panting]

[gasp]

Oh! Rogers, thank the lord.

Shh.

Wait!

What?

You can't just k*ll it.

Or you- you- you're gonna make it worse.

You gotta, like, stun it or--

This is so stupid.

Where's freakin' Ben when you need him?

Here.

Okay.

Okay.

Jimmy?

I don't-- I don't know.

Uh, guys?

Are you sure you just

don't want to sh**t him?

Hang on.

Jimmy!

Ahh!

Oh no, mama's coming.

Jimmy, what's happening?

I don't-- I don't know.

Maybe-- maybe the portal can't open in here.

Wait, wait, wait.

It's just the warning shot.

Look out!

Rogers, we gotta go!

We gotta go!

[screaming]

Go, go, go, go, get out of the way!

No!

--Rogers, run!

That's how it's done!

Don't worry, Ev, I'll protect you.

[screaming]

Don't sh**t them!

What, are you like a monster

activist now or something?

Did you find Nana?

-Not yet.

Listen, dingus, every

time you k*ll one of them,

they sh**t off spores and

it makes the others stronger.

Don't worry, Jimmy, don't you think I'm a

little bit more trained

than you are in combat scenarios?

You want a combat scenario?

I would have loved nothing more!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

De-escalate now.

You were trained to do that too.

Guys.

The Kogg.

I don't hear 'em.

Oh, hell no.

Run!

[growl]

Seriously, the cornfield?

Go, go!

[grunts]

[panting]

This isn't good.

I know.

I know, but look, we can still stop it if

I can just open the...

Everly, you okay?

Shhhh!

Idiot.

[panting]

[gasp]

What?

No, Jimmy--

[panting]

[panting]

Jimmy Walker!

Critters!

Hand over the stone!

Not a chance!

Fine, then the old lady dies.

Nana!

Wait a minute, folks!

We can all come to a- a-

a reasonable solution here.

Let her go!

She's bluffing.

I can feel it.

So go ahead, sugar.

Make my day.

Nana!

You don't understand.

This is the only thing

that can stop these aliens.

Stop the aliens?

Oh, I'm not here to stop them.

I'm here to deliver them.

What?

Those are what got Gus.

Nothing gets by you.

But you said...

But--

Ah, screw this!

Ah, Gina, I knew you were

rotten from the beginning.

Bo, look out!

Because of you, my brother's dead!

--Bo!

Look out!

You know, I still don't know why

you think that's my problem.

--Bo!

Because of this.

Bo, behind you!

[panting]

Geromino!

[screaming]

Walker, you have to the count of three.

And then the old lady meets her maker.

Jimmy, just give her the stone!

You don't get it, Kirk!

Jimmy, think!

Maybe Kirk's right?

We have to get Nana.

One.

Jimmy, wait!

We can't risk Nana's life!

Jimmy, come back!

Hey!

[gasping]

Hey!

Ugly!

Ahhh!

Rogers!

Rogers no!

Come on, you son of a b*tch!

[screaming]

Not so fast, Ben.

No!

Stop!

Don't do this!

Two!

It's already done.

Three!

Nana!

[grunts]

Oh.

Nana.

Nana, go!

Get away from her, you b*tch!

Ev, no, no!

No!

[gasping]

Jimmy!

No!

No!

No, no, no!

I have a first aid kit!

Jimmy!

No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

Jimmy?

Rogers, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.

We need you.

Come on, yeah.

Listen, now, Jimmy...

You have to listen.

Yeah, you need to stop.

Don't be like...

Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know."

Wait, no, no Rogers, no, no, stay here.

No.

Don't go!

No, no, no, no, no!

Jimmy!

No!

Ah!

No!

Jimmy!

Jimmy, wait!

You!

She was an alien just like you.

I know, I know.

Explain that.

Okay, but you- you gotta be

cool right now, okay? Everything

Everything is cool.

Is it?

She's, uh...

She's...

my mom.

Yeah.

Nope!

Yeah.

You lied!

You are a

bad alien!

No, no, I'm not, okay? Look--

How do you know so much

about the kogg monsters?

How do you know so much about

all of this?

Okay, I am gonna be so

straight with you, okay?

So a lot of people on my planet, they're

pretty hell-bent on...

galactic domination, annihilating human

life, you know, stuff like that.

So the Koggs are what?

They're what?

They're-- they're-- they're just a weapon?

Your people's weapon?

Well, we engineered them, and she can

control them with her mind.

I've heard enough!

Jimmy, that's not me!

She's your mom!

It's your family!

I know, I know!

And that's why I came here.

To stop 'em,

alright?

Oh!

[laughs]

I'm sorry, I'm just

I'm having a really hard time

believing you right now.

Jimmy!

Jimmy, wait!

Did you bring a blanket?

Mm, hmm.

You brought a blanket...

[laughs]

Ev, no! No!

Wait, where are you going?

We've got a runner!

Do you even know what

it takes to raise a kid?

Yeah, little bibs and tiny socks.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Dammit, Jimmy!

She's a keeper, man.

She's a keeper.

I'll be back soon, okay?

Promise.

Hey!

Somebody...

Somebody out there?

James!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Hello?

Dad?

Jimmy?

What the f-

Where are we?

Beyond.

Woah.

Yeah.

Like, woah.

Is this...

Real?

Yeah.

I don't have all the answers, but...

Hey, Jimmy.

Things got a little crazy back on Earth.

I stole some stuff and I was on the run,

but I had a chance to

go into the beyond

into Alien Country.

So I left Earth behind.

You left me.

I know.

And Johnny.

I know.

But look at this.

This is the secret of the universe.

There's a whole galaxy out there.

If you're ready.

I have a girlfriend.

Not a big deal.

And a kid on the way.

Okay.

That's a risk.

But maybe...

in time he'll understand.

No.

No?

I have to stop 'em.

Stop who?

The alien in-invasion.

Look, my girlfriend,

she went through a portal

and I don't know if she's

alive and there's this crazy

alien lady that wants

to destroy everything!

Alien lady?

Yeah.

Yeah, she's some dude's mom.

He speaks really good English though.

Hey Jim, you uh,

You tripping out right now?

[echoes]

[sigh]

Hey!

You hitchhiking?

No.

Oh, really?

'Cause it kinda looks like you're hitchhiking.

Okay.

Where to?

The epicenter of the energy vortex

where space and time collide.

Tight.

Yeah.

Let's stop by the bar first.

Hey man,

are we cool?

Yeah.

Good.

I think I saw my dad.

What?

Yeah,

skundies.

They're a trip, huh?

Jimmy,

if you are not enough

without the skundie,

you're never gonna be enough

with the skundie.

Okay.

Mm-kay.

Are you sure Ev's alive?

Yes.

How do you even know that?

I just know.

Guys, I think it goes

without saying, I'm sorry.

No.

Feel free to say it.

Alright.

I'm sorry.

I acted like an idiot.

And?

And I was irresponsible.

I should have listened to you guys.

And I messed up.

And now, Everly's...

and Rogers--

Alright, before you go

get all emotional about it,

I also realized that it wasn't

entirely

all your fault.

Yeah, that's fine.

But, before we go to w*r with you,

we need to get a couple things straight.

Mmhmm.

Babe.

We need to know that

you're not gonna go rogue on us,

and that we're gonna be able to work

together on this as a team.

Alright.

And, don't be a big baby about it.

Okay.

So what's the deal with

the crazy alien lady then?

Okay, guys,

full transparency.

She's got a stone on her planet, and

she's planning on sending

a crap load of Koggs over here to get the

stone that Jimmy's got.

Alright, the carrot maker thingy.

Yeah, more or less.

The point is, if she

merges the stones together,

she can go back and forth

between worlds at her leisure...

and basically destroy

everything on the planet.

Yeah.

Uh, side note, uh,

she's my mom.

Wait, I'm sorry, what?

She's your mom?

Yeah, I should have led with that first.

I am--

I'm sorry.

Okay, it's a thing.

We've been over it.

Let's move on.

Okay, so what is the plan?

We strike first.

Yes, we open the portal, we cross over,

and we get the stone from her.

Ideally, before Blue River is overrun by

monsters and earth is destroyed.

It'll be fine.

Right, but the moment we open the

Einstein-Rosen Bridge,

won't you just send more critters here?

Yes, which is why we need to strike from

a defensive position.

Ben and I will cross

over and save Everly.

We'll figure out a way to stop his mom

from merging the stones

while you guys stay here,

and you hold off El Cucaracha.

Koggrechekura

Just call them the Kogg monsters.

I like that.

--Way easier.

Nice.

And how do we hold them off?

Blue River style.

Looks like she's got one more

battle left in her after all.

Let's kick some--

--She sure does--

--Uh

Oh, I'm sorry.

No you--

--Oh

You go.

Yeah.

Let's kick some alien a*s.

Oh, well,

the bad aliens.

Oh, for sure.

Not the good ones.

-No, for sure.

No, I got you. I got you.

The bad aliens.

Let's kick them.

Exactly.

I'm down.

Yes.

Yeah.

Going down.

Going down.

All right, so--

Let's k*ll 'em.

--Great.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

Right this way.

--Yeah, yeah.

The door's over here.

Yeah, it's fine.

I'll jump in the back.

You can't-- we welded that side shut.

[gasp]

[gasping]

-Ev, no!

No!

Nana, go!

Hello?

Perfect.

[gasp]

Sure.

You wanna sing in

Talent Searchlight USA?

You can do it, Ev,

the universe is on your side.

And now...

you're on the other side

of the universe.

Just

communicate with Jimmy.

He loves you.

Then why isn't he stuck in a cave with

a bunch of creepy glowy,

glowy,

creepy thingies.

Well?

Officer Kirk,

man of the law.

Glad you made it.

Yeah, I sure did.

So, what's this I hear about a standoff?

Hey, you didn't tell me we could put

antlers and stuff on it.

Oh, girl, you looked fine.

I'm glad you made it too.

Carl was a half decent fry cook.

Around here that's worth k*lling for.

Intense.

Okay.

[gasp]

[gasp]

Oh.

Okay.

[panting]

[gasps]

Okay, guys, the moment the portal opens,

she's gonna send a bunch of Kogg through.

Let's do this!

Here they come!

It's game time!

Bring it on, mom.

[laughs]

Go! Whoo!

Three o'clock! Three o'clock!

Yeah, baby!

Whoo!

Come on and dance, you alien scum!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

That one right there! Give that one!

Oh, I got this!

Yahhhawwww!

Jimmy, that way, that

way, that way, that way!

Jimmy, come on, get him!

--Uhhh.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

I'm gonna hit him, I'm gonna

hit him, I'm gonna hit him.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, I ran over that guy.

That was awesome.

Oh good.

[laughs]

Whoo!

This is the greatest day of my life!

12, 13, nope, 12.

Let's go, whoo!

Whoo!

Right there, right there, right there!

No, no, no, on your left, over there!

Hey, hey, you gotta clear a path!

Jimmy! Get to the portal!

All right, he's just---

Oh, sh*t.

All right, I'm gonna start shaking.

Oh!

Ah!

Okay, okay.

[panting]

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I

got it, I got it, I got

it, I got it, I got it,

I got it, I got it.

Whoa!

I don't got it, I don't got it, I don't

got it, I don't got it.

Ah!

I got it, I got it!

Okay.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

[grunts]

Ah! I didn't get it.

Yeah.

Yeah!

[gasps]

Oh!

There's my opening.

[grunts]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh!

[laughs]

[laughs]

Go get her, bro!

Man of the law!

It's a Koggzilla!

Uhhh...

The portal is closing!

Jimmy, go, go, go!

Punch it, Jimmy, punch it!

He's not gonna make it!

They're not gonna make it.

They're not gonna make it!

Nope.

Oh, we're not gonna make it!

Ten bucks he makes it.

For 'merica.

[grunts]

Stay back!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[laughs]

Oh!

Ha! Oh! Ahh!

Ha!

Ahh!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Ah, son of a--

[sighs]

Oh, baby!

Godspeed, brother.

The rest is up to Jimmy now.

Very resourceful.

[sighs]

Jimmy?

Jimmy!

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Are you okay? Yeah?

Oh, yeah, how's the baby? Good?

Um,

fine, I guess.

I mean, it's only been a couple weeks.

--Good point.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

How-how did you get here?

The portal.

This Kogg almost came though

but we held him off.

Not for long, Walker!

Ah, ah.

As long as I have the st--

[stutters]

Oh, she's gone.

Jeez.

Okay, fine.

Let's skip the foreplay.

Get right to the part

where I invade your planet.

You're making a big mistake!

Oh, am I? How's that?

Alora!

Alora.

James?

I thought her name was Gina?

Maybe that's like her Earth name.

And Alora's like her name-name.

What are you doing here?

Alora, you have to stop.

It's too late for that.

I may have thrown away any chance to make

Earth a better place,

but these kids are better than me.

That doesn't change what you did.

You think your own son is

fighting for my home planet.

Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Says the model father.

Wait!

Stop!

We will never give you the stone!

Then I'll take it when you're dead!

We fought off your monsters

before, we'll do it again!

Yeah, but for how long?

Jimmy, she's right.

I was underground and I saw hundreds,

maybe thousands of them.

All right, you get to the portal.

Jimmy, we have to get that stone.

I'll handle it.

That portal could collapse any second.

Yeah, and you'll get stuck here.

Doesn't matter.

You get our baby back to Earth.

And I'll get the other stone.

All right, it takes two to tango.

Alufa!

I will give you one last chance.

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Everly!

Oh my gosh, you're alive!

Lady with a baby coming through!

She's not even showing.

Stone!

Stone, I need the stone!

What the--

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Catch!

Stone, I need the stone!

Stone, stone, stone, stone!

[scream]

I love you.

I love you.

Everly?

Jimmy, you look like you just opened a

vortex beyond space and time.

Yeah, maybe.

Tight.

You all right?

Yeah, we did it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

We really did it.

Nana!

--You're alive!

Hey!

Hey!

What did I tell you about leaving town

without telling your friends?

Sorry, Mel.

What a night.

Okay, that's fair.

A lot has changed around

here in the past few years.

Is that--

Johnny, there's somebody you should meet.

I've been waiting a

long time to see you boys.

[growl]

Battle position!

Everly!

Oh!

[growl]

For 'merica.

You -- you okay?

You all right?

--Jimmy

I thought you said

getting in a derby car with a baby

was a recipe for disaster?

I wasn't about to let you skip out

on raising your kid that easily.

Oh, yeah.

I would not miss out on poopy diapers

atr 4 am for the world.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or the entire galaxy, evidently.

I'm so proud of you boys.

So where have you been?

About as far away from

here as you can imagine.

What took you so long?

I wanted to get here earlier,

but over time I had other responsibilities.

Like what?

Your half-brother.

Johnny's been here the whole time.

Oh, no.

Your other half-brother.

Ben.

Ew!

What?

Seriously?

Okay, really didn't see that coming.

No, that all makes sense now.

Does it, though?

The family's all back together again, guys.

Now look, I know

I wasn't the

best father figure.

Well, I guess you

could be a decent grandpa.

Yeah...there's a lot going on around here.

Nah.

Nothin' ever really happens in this town.

You may now kiss the bride.

Whoo!

[cheers]

After tonight, I'm

really going to miss you guys.

Hey, when do you have to be back there

for all the competition stuff?

Well, I'm not supposed to say, but...

Someone might be in the finals.

I am not surprised.

But don't worry, we'll be

coming back to Blue River soon.

Oh, you bet your booty you're gonna,

'cause your little one

needs to meet their aunt and uncle.

And cousin.

[laughter]

Well, we need to make sure that you guys

are keeping this place safe for future

generations of little monsters.

Everly Jane... Walker.

Congratulations, you two.

Evenin', Taylor.

I believe he is Sheriff Kirk to us now.

Man of the law.

Oh, shh! Everybody! Everly is on TV.

Everyone, it's on, it's on!

Hi, I'm Everly Baker. I'm from a small

town called Blue River.

I found out I was pregnant, and then my

town got invaded by

aliens, so I left town.

I mean, but we saved the

town from the aliens, but...

After I saved the town from the aliens, I

still wanted to be a singer, and that's

why I'm so excited to be

here on Talent Searchlight USA.

[laughs]

I mean, after fighting aliens pregnant,

I figured I can do anything, so...

If I'm gonna be a singer,

it's now or never.

I wanna say "Hi" to Nana and everyone back home.

Hi, Nana!

[laughs]

Tune in this Thursday to watch

watch Everly live on Talent Searchlight USA.

Blue River's own Everly Walker!

Everyone!

Zombies! We're being invaded!

[screams]

Zombies this far north?

Ah, figures.

Babe, we might be late.

Oh, horseshit!

Okay, you guys get out of here, we'll cover you.

Don't worry. We got this.

Is this your plan?

No, but I wish it was.

Gosh, I love you.

I love you too.

Let's do this.

Yeah.

--Let's go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Johnny, you got us?

Go!

Go, baby, go, baby, baby, baby!

Bye, guys! Have fun!

Yeah!

Party time!