Nekromantik 2 (1991)

[bunniefuu]

That feels good.

Just do it.

Come on.

Come here, baby.

Kiss me right now.

That feels good.

Come on, just do it.

Come here, baby,
kiss me now.

I'm so horny.

Come on, let's f*ck.

That feels good.

Come on.

Come on, baby,
kiss me now.

I feel so horny.

Let's f*ck.

Oh, damn.

My God, you're unbelievable.

Do you want me to go out
and work for you?

Shall I go searching...

for corpses?

How long do you think
that's going to last?

Look at the state of him!

I'll tell you something:

If I meet a guy with money...

then you won't see me
around here anymore.

I'm not going to waste
the best years of my life...

here with you in this hole!

It's me.

Shall I go searching...

but I can't make it then.

Couldn't we meet
tomorrow evening?

That's fine with me.
I don't know what to do anyway.

There's an interesting film
showing at the cinema.

What kind of film is it?

Yeah, I heard about it.

Okay, I'll get the tickets...

and please be on time.

Okay, see you.

Yes, I'll be on time.

One coffee, please.
With milk.

That's one mark.

You know, I've always
been interested in ornithology.

As a small boy,
I often went into the woods.

There was a small bird colony
of about 40 birds...

which nestled
high up in the pine trees.

And as we went to Iceland
a few months ago...

my interest awoke to new life.

In the midst of the city
is a small lake...

and every day
a lot of rare ducks appeared there.

For example, eider ducks...

whose feathers are used
to make eiderdown...

and heron ducks...

and also singing swans, that you
don't see much around here.

Did you also see ice ducks?

Yes, ice ducks too.

They can only be found
in Iceland and in Norway.

I found all that so exciting...

that I later went
to the home museum of Reykjavik...

where they had
an extremely rare bird on display...

that became extinct in 1840.

It is called Geyrevogel in Iceland.

It's German name is Dronte
or Riesenbrillenalk...

and there exist just a few
stuffed specimens of this bird.

I was quite astonished
to find one of them in East Berlin...

at the Museum of Natural Science.

The Dronte was a big bird,
about three feet high, unable to fly...

and laid just one egg a year.

Did you know that Lummen
can also be found in Helgoland?

They have a funny name:
Trottellummen.

Anyway, there's a nice
natural history museum in Helgoland...

and I went there.

They had a lot of stuffed birds...

and all kinds offish
swimming in the pools...

like codfish and herrings...

in salt water pumped in
from the seacoast.

The main city of the Westmannsinseln
is called Hmy.

I went for a walk there
and came to a green meadow...

where suddenly some strange birds
started flapping around me...

and as if laughing at me...

began a curious tune.

They got real thin legs,
as thin as a match...

and about this long...

and are called Mornell-Referencer.

Very strange.

Anyway, they continued circling me
to distract me from their nests.

That's instinctive behavior
to deter enemies.

The largest living birds
ever to exist on Earth...

were the moas from New Zealand.

They couldn't fly
and measured up to 11 feet.

The Maoris used to ride on them.

There are some more birds
which are unable to fly...

such as the kiwi...

which has nothing to do
with that prickly, little fruit.

It lives in Australia...

and is their national bird.

Another one is a small parrot...

but I don't know exactly
what it's called.

It's a small, green one...

that makes small paths
through the underbrush.

And of course the penguins,
which you also know.

Did you know that those are direct
descendants of the dinosaurs?

I haven't heard that before...

but according
to the theory of evolution...

birds are the only descendants
of the dinosaurs.

You know,
there's this archae-such and such...

that was found petrified.

It was a flying dinosaur which
became the ancestor of all birds.

So, birds are actually dinosaurs.
Can you imagine?

A sparrow is a dinosaur?

Ten past nine,
I was tired of waiting.

Not being on time
has always made me angry...

and I didn't want to miss
the beginning of the movie.

On top or on the side?

On top.

Thanks.

Got some salt?

What do you do for a living?

I dub films.

What kind of films?

Sex films.

Come on, you're kidding me?

No, really. That's why I liked
the movie we just saw.

They were only sitting and eating.

It's different
from the monotony of porn flicks.

What do you do?

I work at a hospital as a nurse.

That's my great-grandmother.
Looks as if she's sleeping.

That's her husband.

He died soon afterwards.

That looks like she's buried alive.

I have an absolute horror
of being buried alive.

Here's my mother...

and this is my aunt's burial.

That was beautiful, very solemn.

They had a choir singing choral hymns.

Right, but I'm still alive.

Look, it's almost real.

Let me down, okay?

Let me down, will you?

Hi. I'm terribly sorry.

I really wanted to be on time.

It doesn't matter.

Let's not quarrel about that now.

- Want a coffee?
- Yes, please.

Two coffees, please.

How are you?

Quite well.
I can't complain.

How are you?

I'm not sure. That's why
I wanted to talk with you.

I met a girl a short time ago...

and people in love
are supposed to be happy...

but somehow she bewilders me.

That's part of the game,
isn't it?

Well, not quite.

She's really nice but...

I think she's somehow... perverse.

You, of all people,
you call somebody perverse.

I thought that in your job
one gets to see everything.

Nothing like her.

She doesn't want me
to move while having sex...

and takes strange pictures of me.

My philosophy...

The first rule is:
You look good.

That's just a given
in our case, you know?

Women are lonely.

That's the topic of today's session.

It's disgusting how you just
sit here and let yourself go.

You're a man. You must notice
that something is wrong here.

Just sit up straight
and fix your tie properly.

Maybe it's going
to work out after all.

The thing is...

you can't always pretend to be nothing
but a totally incapable, miserable slob.

The point is to find some way
to get a start.

If you try to get into it
and then withdraw in such a way...

Do Wu get 'w?

Is that clear?

Hey, wake up. We're done.

This is Mark.
These are some friends of mine.

We got to go now.

What have you been doing?

We watched a videotape.

My friends brought it along.

Let me see.

Come on, let me see it.

Very well.

Stop the tape.

Stop it!

I wouldn't want to get acquainted
with those friends.

Why not?

Because it's totally perverse
to watch this for fun.

Or don't you like it?

I find it interesting...

and in any case less perverse
than films that always show...

dicks and c**ts in close-up.

That's supposed to turn you on,
but it doesn't work with everybody.

Then you shouldn't
have left so abruptly.

I don't want to talk about it
on the phone.

Why don't you come over
tomorrow evening...

and I'll explain it to you, okay?

Okay, see you.

Congratulations, you're pregnant.